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This Funny World

and this is Joey. He greases the seat covers."

• BY

THE

• WAY

by Beachcomber

"ONE man," Bald Hiegel, "has bald because their diet contains

understood me, and even he has not understood me.”

This revealing phrase buzzed in my cars when I read a criticism of some contemporary poetry. Judging from the quola- tons, the poems appeared to be what I hope I may be allowed

an insufficiency of dymol., An excess of dymol, injected into a mouse'a cheese, will result in an amazing head of hair. -Tho psychiatrists will then discover that hypnotism can produce a xlale of mind conducive to a hirsute condition of the head, and dandles will be able to

to call, following my Hegel, grow tufts of hair on their kncês ab example of Ungiucicielles by

eating nothing but raw

Bewusstsein, or even of what haddock for a month. There called the will then be a protest march of

von

Schriccker

The now

non combustible, preunstressed concrete, in all colours, looks woll in any kind of re-grate. As it does not burn, a great saving is effected la.fuel bills..

morbid non-consciousness of the wigmakers to Trafalgar-aquore, half-unconscious. (See Schnuter's "Gowurstgeboren," Д theory Worth not knowing which Skriemer' developed in on admirable commentary on Rohrer's Concepts of Ratio- cination." See also Hauler on Jeller's critique of Borler' "Twelve Principles of Pheno menological Reality with- & Note on Dogmatic Cosmology.

Leben Truethelt: CL: Werke.)

Tribute to Evans the

und

Hearse

THE bard Gaufyd ap Cyntyn ap Cadwaladr has composed bardic ode to Evans the Hearse of Aberbananer, 10 de It des- aurig at the Eisteddfod, cribes how Madog of Bryn Hafod pushed the Ceremonial Pen of Hywel with his nose from Rhuddlan to Conway, and hails Evans as the heir of the Brythonle Cells. The ode will be sung by the Llandudno choir.

(Maggle Horrecroft at St Neots.)

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

A ty, 61 mistake which occurs again and again in the games of inexperienced players is to move P-KR3 after casting without any necessity. The fol- lowing

between Kame

von

Scheve and Teichmann is a classic "xample of the type of attack which results: 1 P-4. P-K4; 3 Kt-KB3, KI-Q93: 3 B-4, B-B4; 4 P-83. | Q-K2:50-O, P-Q3: 6 P—Q4. B-K13: 7 P-QR4. P-QRS; HE realforestation of bald OP-R5. B-R2: 9P-R3: K

Hairy as can be

THE

has

ever trod

B3: 10 PXP, QKLXP: 11KLXKL.

beads where no white foolQxKI; 12 K2, BYP: 13 is now belag PXB. Q-Ktach: 14 K-R1. discussed by the scientists. Tox Peh. K-Kti, K-K15: make the campaign popular, and 18 Kt-B3. Q-Ktech: 17. K- to raise hopes among hair-RI. BxP: 18 Resigns. growers of growing

two hairs

Solution No, 5259: I Ht-B5

where one grew before, all the threat 2 Q—BI), KI-94 dis. experia have to do is to discover ch; 2 R-H13. or Y... Kt else

dis, ch; 2 R--Q6, or 1... 04; 2 R-QB3,

a deficiency in the diet of buld men. Experiments made on coots will show that they aro

London Expren Servic

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YOUR BIRTHDAY ....By STELLA

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5

TON today, you have an excep. tionally good head for business detall. This is rather surprising to others, ace outwardly you appear to be an idealistic, artistic individual who le not too much interested the material things of life. But you know how to plan your strategy advantageously and your memory it exact-two fine assets in any type ut work, whether in business artialle career.

You mu not be impatient f Biocese in tile low coming, Remember that some of the biggest marcises began in alow motion. Recall the adage: "great trees from little acorne Krow." It is something you should not forget. So give the mall job as much attention Is

Since you are a keen observer of human nature, you are a good judge at people. You are rarely, if ever, intaken in your original opinions and should always. Fick to them. though you may, at Siral, seen to be in the minority. The passage of times bond to vindicate you.

Be sure to follow your Intuitions

fo in all things and you will never go astray. This goes for love and romance, as well. Let your heart tell you whom to wed!

Among those bom on this date were: Cardinal Richelieu of France; Thinas Eddy, lathropist: Doris Kenyon and Fay Wray, actrease; Benry von Brunt. architect: Etward 11. ffouse, author, and John G. Carlisle, datesman.

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ind what tre stars hove in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corres- ponding paragraph. Let your brthday ster be your daily guidé. SEPTEMBER 6

you woud a gigantie, project.

Tempernment may be a problem in youth, for you are moody at times and have a volatile temper. But once you have learned the lesson of self control, and have found that it pays, you should not find it difficult to keep your temperament in check.

FRIDAY,

VIRGO

24-Sept. 2) (Aug. Originality in procedure and show- ing a progressive attitude goes for in Cultivate bringing you FLICKT

22)

LIBRA Capt. Good fortune is waiting for those who are alert to opportunities. Bo ready to push in the moment the door openal

24-Nov 2)

SCORPIO

(Det.

Be adventuresome in promoting a new idea and you will find favour- able rengase to personal as well as

Another

SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Use. 12)— good day in which your report should show fine Make a rapid advance, now. CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jma. 20)- A second day when your affairs appear in excellent aspect, so be pre- pared to act wlecly and at ance.

10) -AQUARIUS (Jan. - 21-7es. Inspiration Ideas can be activated with anticipations of a fi BUCURE right now. Blake your ideal become

PISCES

T-MAX 10)-

De adventuresome today. You can get exactly WIL YOU want if you are quick jo act when the time ta right

ARIES (MAY, IL-AFT 10) A new, kas especially in business or nickistry, can be introduced now and have a froe chance of succeeding.

TAURUS - "(Apr. 21-May theeck your best iflents and utili past diberiance in some pov venture Belom pogandi. You will be well- rewarded

and

11

combination of both might be what Is expect of you.

CANCER (June 21-July 233 If you will introduce a new idea and take the Esitlative in developing, it, you stand a fine chance of being rewarded.

LEO Cauty 26-Aug.

23) - Combine bualsera and pleasure— even rörance-and you will find the day is highly enjoyable as well as profitable.

TARGET

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How many

words of

Four letters or more can

you make

tetzers is the

gure

on

the left ▼ lu tasking' ench word, the

Letters in each of the sunil oqasree tony be mined-ango only. Each word must contain the large fetter Fis the gentra MISATO, ROČ. There must be at Jesel DNA sink-letter, word in the flat. No plural) no "-foreign words F10 nosproper names. KUIJAVA TAKUST 1911 wonde, good: 19 words, very good ; at words, excellent va batution tomorrow...

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1957.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

No Yardstick For Bridge Bid

DJ OSWALD JACOBY

TORONTO correspondent writes, "Just how bad was my five spade bid? I was doubled and went down one trick for a 100 point loss and it I had doubled five hearts, as my j partner says I should have, we would have acquired a similar pront

I must say that I would not have gone to live spects with my friend's hand. Nor would have doubled five hearty. There Js a very fine bld with his hand. which is to pass. If his partner has a real freak hand he will still go to five spades which in this case will probably make. If he doubles, his partner should leave it, irrespective of double his holding since the would show heart strength.-

If his partner passes, the odds are that Ave hearts will go down but there is Illile chance

WEST

3,7

J 1075

10

NORTH AK943

62 KJ905 +64

AQJ1072-

EAST (D)

4102

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SOUTH AAQIG

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No one vulnerable

East.

1

South West North 1

4. SA Pass Pasz Double Past Pass Разя

Opening lead-♥ Q

more

onc

trick than penalty so that the proff from the double will

br 50 only puitis.

#

While I would not have bld five spades 1 do not consider it

he bad bid. South Knew would not be hurt at that con- trnet and his

pariner might show up with the right stuff contract a Jay- to make the

Furthermore, South had.| down. по guarantee that he would defeat five hearts.

If this hand had appeared in a duplicate game it would be in teresting to see all the results. Probably four hearts and four spades would have made at some tables and I imagine that someone would get lo a slum elther defensively or hopefully but always down two.

CARD Sensent

Бась

Q-The bidding has been:

Weat South

North

3

7

You, South, hold;

AAGE WA98 A 103 4Q975

What do you do?

A-Pan. You would like to take some action but it is too dan- gerous. If you are going to be fixed be fixed quietly..

TODAY'S QUESTION You hold the same hand. After your pans West also passes and your partner bids four clubs. What do you do?

Arawer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

2

IT

12

22

Across

1. Bulidings and rozda come out

of tula. (0-3)

B. The king of dogs? (3)

V.

11.

get into the place, (6)

ver Bol (anag.), (9)

12. This may rele o the pront-

13. The auctioneer's life, (8)

London Exprřeja Søreida

WOMANSENSE

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MEET THE

SKORT

---ON A BICYCLE

MADE FOR TWO

YOUNO and gay from America comes the "Skort"-a new idea for the outdoor girt who likes tennis, cycling or skating. It conslate of a little skirt, with matching bloomers attached D. if the wind blows you could not care less! It made by Sportaville, In a bright range of tartans and white, cream or grey Terylene. Permanently pleated, it can be easily Izundarad at home and noada no ironing.

One work of warning to would be "Skort" wearers....you must have pretty, well-groomed Teget

white Here the "kort" is worn with a cotton short-sleeved shirt (left) and a wasp. striped cotton top (right).

NO SOUP AT THE DIPLOMAT'S DINNER...

I

Paris.

COULDN'T resist the invitation. It came from

By HELEN BURKE

the charming French wife shaped roll of veal with a very of Robin Johnstone, private thin piece of back pork fat tied secretary of our Ambass partly round it. dor here, Sir Gladwyn Jebb. "Come and see how I pres pare a formal dinner party.' she said.

As the wife of a member of

Service. the Diplomatic

Mis Johnstore entertains "ufficially

at least one formal dinner and one luncheon each week.

SPLENDID COOK

First I met a very important person in the Johnstone house- the maid, hold-Antoinette, Antoinette docs all the shop ping. Often she travels miles to special markels for the best Į produce. She is also a splendid cook and works closely with Mry Johnstone on all the day's meals.

them I mean

The separate pleces of string holding the meat in shape were at quarter-inch intervals. Thal meat, when roasted, would be carved in the kitchen, reshaped and surrounded with its vege tables (similar to the ones in

the clifcken menu) truly Dasy way to #erve the course. "Fleees", perhaps? Yes-but the voal would be roasted piece.

we do it In this trranged as

the forks country, with the exception of which were placed Because prongs down, Why?

crest or any coat of arms or

is on other

the engraving rounded side of the forks which, otherwise, would not be seen.

PRACTICAL

5 egg yolks.

3 coffee spoons gelatine dia- rolved ix 1 tablespoon water,

5 tablespoone stifly beaten

crcum.

Melt the chocolate and sugar in the milk. When tepid, beat

Heat in into the egg yolks.

bain marie or double saucepan and cook very gently until the mixture just coats the back of the spoon. Strain. Add the melted gelatine and stir for a The French are much, more good 10 minutes. Place in the practical than we are in the refrigerator for 4 to 1 hour, in bne crder in which the meal pro- stirring the mixture from time Breasts. Cheese, for example, to time. Finally, mix with the follows the mula course, not whipped cream and turn into a The menu for that evening

mould to sel. This sweet is all the sweet. was this: Coquilles of fish; roast

the better if made

a day in veal with vegetables

There is a simple reason for advance, let of (incidentally, the unlun cooked this--the red wine which goes with the pets is removed before with the meat.or poultry

"carties

the cheese. on" with serving);

On the other hand, if a sweet chocolate cream; fruit.

Intervencs between the main and the cheese, it is necessary to produce a sweetiel white wine or, perhaps, cham- 1 noted there was no soup on pagne, before returning to red

wine with cheese.

cheese:

Baverian

FOR INTIMATE FRIENDS

an

course

the menu. "At a

Mrs formal dinner,"

"Soup is for the family or for

Mrs Johnstone wrote cut the Johnstone told me, "we always

intimate friends," meat or poultry very

Mrs recipe

the for

Bavarian serve roast never pieces of meat and by Johnstone told me. "We do not Chocolate Cream for me, Here

'oficial' chops, tournedos serve soup

(for six persons) it la: and the like. This evening. I dinner." am having a dinner parly and the meat will be roost filet of veal. Would you lice to see how well prepared It is?"

at

evening The table for that W15 already set-a beautiful ireet with lace linen cloth

I said I would, and Antoinette placed over gold satin to show brought in

the most perfectly up the design. The silver was

6 6, alightly milk sweetened

chocolate,

1 tablespoon icing sugar,

15 oz, milk.

BOYS' AND GIRLS'

Knarf Gets Bigger

-He Grows Gigantic to Meet a Glant→→

By MAX TRELL

shadow, Was KNARF, the

saying to his sister Hanid, "I wish I were big."

"How big?" asked Hanid.

"That big" said Kharf vs he pointed to a lamp standing in the corner of the room.

"There's only one thing," said "It's a good idea Mr Merlin. when you meet a glant to be as big as he is,"

TWO BOOKS

I believe that any emclent hostess keeps a record of the meals she serves to guests, if only for the purpose of avold- ing a repetition of a dish to the same people. Johnstone about this. Not only does she keep a record of the dishes but also the costs, down to the smallest detail.

asked Mrs

"I have two books," she told me, "one for all costs and one for the names of the guests, the date of their visit, the served and their cost.".

dushes

-London Express Service).

MAGAZINE

"This is Magog's place," said Mr Merlin. "We'll go in. But first let's make ourselves blg."

Mr Merlin opened his satchel. He gave them each a slice of cake to eat made out of special Grow-Blg dough,

No sooner had they swallowed Kaart and Hanid didn't have the cake than Knart and Hanid to ask why, They knew that, and Mr Merlin started growing. if you were small, a giant was In a few minutes, they were as

big as trees. likely to push you around.

"All right," said Mr Merlin, "as soon as we reach his house, "That's not very big she we'll make ourselves a proper sold,

size to meet him."

"Well," said Knart, "it's bir enough for me, Only I don't see how I can ever be that big un- less I wall for years and years."

Knarf smlied to Hanid. **Youzeo," he whispered, "I'm going to be big after all"

room,

I feel fine this way," said Knart to Hanid and Mr Merlin, "I wish I could stay this sizė all the time."

bell at

the

They rang the castle door. It opened and they weat inside.

They saw an enormous cuație.

"It's because you two even bigger."

were

Magog Was Dining Koorf and Hanid took Mr Merlin Has A Satchel

Merlin's hand. He suid a few

They met Mr Magog. He was

"Then we must have looked Just then, Mr Merlin, the igle words. They walked sitting in the middle of his

like giants to him!" said Hanid. came through the wall of the Magnificent Magician,

Mr Merlin, the Magnificent walking out from behind the which turned into mist as they room, about to have dinner.

went

But Knarf and Hand were Magician, nodded. through bookcase where he lived. ·

didn't was carrying a satchel under minutes later, they found them- disappointed. He

of zelves on top

high big at all mountain. Here they sw

his arm.

of

14. They provide motive power for

the dibre simple kind planes (M)

18. Two Poire after

chiols, (9)

the Rusger

19. The good deed bay. (8) 31. Perned,

47)

22. A long cake of short duration

23. Does it prefer long rivers ? (0)

21. She coming into something.

(7)

Down

1. They tend the houshold going.

ט

2. They keep the car going, 14)

3. with this, YOU CAN NO, chop

chop with quod affect. (3-4)

4. Fairy, (3)

matiessa

3. Den. (4) for, ina mathe-

1. Dad ompared examiner (8)

Barqurt container of Elie fourth CHERIOT (8)

19. Ends of the dobatón, (B)

15. This makes a midday bresk, (8) 10. In go with chem, often

A 18 DOWELS

More and

in

He

A few

ย

✡

Book

"That's it, exactly," he said. "The safest thing to do when

"Good morning, my dears, house made of enormous stones bad returned home again, that him think that you're a giant, It was only later, after they you're with a giant is lo make he said. "I'm going on a little

castle," said Mr Merlin explained why the Then you can be sure he won't trip."

giant hadn't looked blg.

"It's like

Knart.

"Where

are you going?" Hand asked.

Ruperi and the

Fiddle-13

11

"Well," said Mr Merlin, "it'e

Just this funny thing. morning, I had a letter from whose an old friend of mine

name is Magog."

"Magog?" said: Knarf, "Who's

be?"

"He's

# glant," sold Mr Merlin Ho Invited me to come and pay him a visit. you two kids aren't doing any- thing, I'll be glad to have you came along."....

"A real giant?" asked Knarf. DBTRCECONDA

"""Oh yes,” sald Mr. Merlin. Andalus we lives on top of a mountain for DYMCA on the other side of the world."

Kaart and Hauld," said "they would be glad to go along with

To Rupert'a relief the boy soon leave it there, în'case it get wet.** totope playing. ** There, I've had he calls. “We'd better take it)?

some good practjor with that," says - with us if we're going to and the Simple Simon, Van L'an, a jolly" "good") owner or to give it to Constabl player aten's 12,"" · Rupset dosen't. "Druvier. Then if it caliie we can like, 10 apawns that and he watches put it in better abelian Sa the other put the fiddle back into Simon, rattiene and hangs the fiddle the hallow trek! Hi, wen mustn't zover his simuldve by tla itrab.

push you around."

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1957-8

A 5. C. M. Post Offices

This is the British fabric that stole the Umelight at the Parle fashion shows. It ta Ronald long-haired mohair. Paterson uses it for a bulky travel threequarter - length coat in black and silver out- size obecks.

Household Hints

When flavouring a roast with herbs, add them toward the end of the cooking period.

To remove fruit stains from washable cottons or linens, place the stained fabric over a

washbowl and pour belling water through the stain.

•

Put the waffle iron to work in outdoor cooking. It can be. used to bake corn bread, corn Iritiers, drop biscuits, spice cake or gingerbread.

A half pint of lee cream will provide one-fifth of the dolly calcium need of an adult. It siso is a good source of protein, riboflavin and vitamin A.

·

Paper stuck to wood can be removed by letting a few drops of oil sook Into it. Then rub off gently, with a clean cloth.

TO-MORROW.

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