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"Now then, how about a nice suit to go with it?"
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THE WAY.
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hour moto. Kud we fora to every time he sav ketile
desplay our hart fice, we wud be at home in thistan, yl
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Literary news THIS
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was us three hunalures or Sir,
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Announceirten! Laught
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THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, AUGUST 15, 1957.
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
South Beats Bad Breaks
By OSWALD JACOBY
ROGER WELLS of Bayside
won the opening club lead with his singleton nce and sur- veyed the dummy with a tinge of disappointment. His partner certainly had a good enough hand but the singleton club op- posit hit singleton was annoy- in and he could see plenty of trouble ahead.
His first play was to lead the deuce or ditmords. West play- ed the leg and dummy's cen hold the trick. The ace of hearts was played next and East
showed out,
Things really looked bad now but the game was match point duplicate and Roger knew that all other deviarers would get the same break. He also saw there
NORTH
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WEST
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SOUTH 4982
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Pass
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chance for his was still some contract. He played the six of ond dummy diamonds from ducked in his own hand. West had to play his ace and was stuck in the tead.
West made his best play, the 'ng of spades, Roger let it hold the trick but when a sprde was continued he pounced on it and
mouze. Doth this one think we of 3 Alfred (Knife") Gos-played king and another heart. play seesaw hee ke Womble- panting to write his biography.
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vertice Jazzies for ferrots Post lock, ergo propter hock, as the man rakd when he fell down manhole after the Friends of Albania bouquet.
YOUR BIRTHDAY... By STELLA
THURSDAY, AUGUST 15 BORN today, you have a forceful would make
vital petammalty wilde piahre you to channels of vatrees ful cater the TB, hey a share at or carly age. Yosh uk are talenieit ST of dramo, and have the initiative tu talent al executive Take the lead. You are physically rond and entally alert. The stasi indicate u fall measure of sager. If you fall tiuit of your gal have one but your
to blam You & Orde confort au love bountiful croci ings. You are deceivky tata » song technique of doing your work you w that it would ones, that are me doing it or nothing. Bet when 21
time to Keisty & job, is in pieled-ind un air. You can put in concentrated periods of endeavou
415 realit paper editor or porter. You are able to get at the bottom of a inystury and wont be a goor detective. Yet when it comes to a life career, it is kely that you will be the interest- ed in writing or the mape,
Your loyalties are sincere and you can be shkalle to the most entual
Nagrad Fairly sequaintances. busda 19 one is going to get anoth The love of nature la struse and you will be happiest it wed at an early age, with your even
Wat revet family growing u
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SIT Wei Sapoleon, I of Franc Walter Scut. Edan Ferber,
Tunes Page. B-h and Walty
1261 Aara Terrey,
aut accompli ingenstans and Reap. Kwang Isu, Chinese emperor; Ethei
of work. Then, when you play, yo. Harry
jorge!
play.
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and Mary Nah. netremes; agraire BAR! Shubert, prestuce and
unkrig that your He will be Sir William Tiklen, relenti.
# dull or mediocre dive. You seem
to attract reitement and change The unusual and the unexpected t ways seem to bapuesto Sout
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To
find what the stars have in
for you tomorrow, select your hilates alor and read the ecrrespon. Let your birthday garagraph. slar be your dely adde.
FRIDAY, AUGUST 16
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24 - AUR Analyse un opportunity is mcendog and distuuish between fact and
22-Jone GEMENT May Your brain may be fuzzy this morn
, but et moytur wad you will find
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Then go ahead with your difficulties clear up fadrly poon.
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toward helt haver, with your activition and tih push on
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teallsalon during allemcen eventing
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 27)—
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
The following a part of a RxP: 30 K-KI,
Be sure your headth 13 tops and the game: 20 K-B1. Q-Q1: 29 push fero definite solatfen to sare R2. cccupational probin
CAPRICORN.(Det, 21-Jan, 20)-9-Rich: 31 K-BQ-Q1; 32 Morning hours offer realcliens a 1, Q-Rich: 33 K-BI. major activity, tai afite' hinchillaur, Q-Q1.. Black now claims a draw by threefold repetition of forge ahend. Accomplish a 101.
position. Is this claim correct? AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 1D)→
confused Many players aro Social ploure this afternoon andh
about this rule and do not evening, espelmly if you are on vaca-
realise that Black In this caso tion. Enjoy yourasif thoroughig.
has no right to claim since it la no longer his turn to move. Instead
playing of netually 33Q-Q1: ho ought only to have announced his intention of playing it,
PISCES (Feb. 20-3ar. 207- Try not to let the mousing ecatullaa set you on the wrong, Dith, Unger- talaites clear us by sfternoon. ARIKS (star. 21-Apr
20)--
Do practical this morning, for thera
is important work to be done in the
Solution. No. 5247: 1 Kt07
afferues, Pian social threat 2 KI-K12), R-95: 2
TAURUS (ADE, AL-MAY Don't be fooled by someÓNS, who may not be entirely sincere in ex proving his friendship for you. Test for loyalty.
K-15, or 1... R—Q7; 2 Q—13. Fine economy.
London Express Burgion
This put Wes! back in the lead gain and this time he had Bothing in his hand but cluas. He led a club and Roger trump- bed a dummy and discarded the kg Spate from his own hand.
A diamond lead to the king" and ruit if his last low dia- mond left him with nothing but rumps and all the match points for making his four heart con- Liract.
CARD Sendeks
Q-The bidding has been:
North
Earl
South
West
ZN.T
1053
3
Pass
?
You, South, hold:
Poss
4Q10705 32 486 43975
What do you do?
A-Bld four clubs. Your alter- nate bid is three spades.
Do not
bld three no-trump slice the
hezris orn' wide open..
3+
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been: North East South
Pass 24 Pass You, South, hold:
West Puss
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AAK7G5 32 387 6205
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
WOMANSENSE
Why Girls Choose Husbands
London. CAN'T think why any
one's surprised at Ethel Drew (n winsomme 25) marrying Wilfrid Hyde White (a quizzien) 54).
By ANNE SCOTT-JAMES
In the House of Commons or bolds the rentes of life nal death in the operating theatre in still, in private life, Smith Minor of the Upper Fourth.
Over
as indulgently
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