1957-06-27 — Page 5

This Funny World

"And just this week he learned that by kicking his legs

he could move his crib around the room"

BY

THE

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, JUNE 27, 1957.

UR BIRTHDAY............By STELLA

THURSDAY, JUNE 27

Bah, you have emotions the ability to sitt faola and make - very near the top, and considered, Judgments, you are jou has a very low boiling much inclined to be influenced by will need to dozren self, your emotions, This, in writing. T an early age if you are often highly acceptable, but in real | the habit of flying off life, it com nometimes gel you into at the slightest irritation. a lot of hot water sunt 10 before, answering always let reason rule the im- Pay Impulse

Viktora da your life.

bponsate for a volatile the stars have givets Bonal talent which, Albed, can make you Kyi Agure in your cru. You

10 guard against MY WORL for once

You women, especially, are highly adjusted BODIABY pod will be Jonders of fashion in your com- munity. You enjoy entertaining in your own home and will maitea splendid,hostem.

Your Winsome and charming personality draw people into your 'astili,

beat aubject, you John Golden,

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under frigate Monday in the National Liberal tice-masted Club, for a week, is the work London Bridge when the bridge of a botanist who prefers to re is down." sald another men.

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Nobody

#pecially blown at Murano, Controversy

Asked how he gets these things into bottles, he salt, "1 remove

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Blame Shared For Underbid

By OSWALD JACOBY

WEST opened the king of

hearts against 4he three spade contract and shifted to the ten of diamonds.

South won with the king, led A spade to dummy's king and played a second space. Fast played the jack, South the queen and West wen with the ace, Weet led his fast spade where- upon South spread. his hand, announcing that he would trump one heart and discard the other heart on dummy's ace of diamonds,

EAR SIH.

DEAL

Mix Dendergast's idea of clothes-horse is not mine. I she puts long towels on the boltum rump, naturally they trail on the floor. I have always put on the lowest

small things

Jung, and Birger ones higher up. What is wrong with that? I think she is blaming the clothes

horse for her own stupidity and Jack of foresight-unless, of course, she has no higher rungs 011 hers If that is so, it is easily remedied. Any enrpenter will add rungs.

Yr. truly, (Mrs) Amanda Smole,

A wine that you

can lay down

NEW machinery for making bubbles for sparkling British Very wines is being installoi

more large bubbles for the expensive wines are inserted by sizes are hond. The smaller jumped into the bottles, A Eltervesso magnum of Chateau Ray contain as many as 183,741 as ult, bubbles, each light

self-contained. iridescent and The

bubbles contain enough hydromallu to give gentle ating, as of a new-bom hörnet.

Ae is frequently the cose Tra-la-la

when three is hid and five made

there was some slight disagree-

The Brittik

A

Association will

ment between the underbidders hold its 1955 animal meeting in

as to which one should take the York.

blame for missing the game.

Both must take some blume. North might well have jumped to four spades directly over his partner's bid of two. He had a sound hand with four spades,

WEST (D) 4193

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1093

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West

1

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Pass

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good controls in both minor suits

und a singleton

heart, Give

South some really miserable hand with Ave spades to the queen-Jacke. the queen of clubs and a doubleton diamond, four

almost spades would

surely

make.

Thus North made the Bret contributory error when he bld three spades only but it really should not have mattered.

South should have bid four spades without stopping to look back, The only excuse South is that perhaps no had ever told him that there is

for

a nice juley bonus awarded to

the side that wing the rubber,

♥CARD Sense♣♦

Nort

-The bidding has been:

South West Pass

T You, South, hold: MAJIS VAS 434 4KJY63

What do you do?

(A-lik twe clubs. You have a good, hand and want to show yome cluba drei so that your part- mer' will know you have inere clube than spades.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding has been the same ...ly the question just answered. Yes, South, hold:

AA324 V12 484 SKJTST

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Chaster Parnell, Irish statesman; Henry B. Stanton, abolitiondet; Leonard Cane philanthropist James 8. Metcalf, author: King Charles XIII of Swe- den, and Henry Eigene Abbey, In- presario,

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with profit and pleasure.

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for Perseverance counts

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WOMANSENSE

FOR WINTER BRIDES

For

Carvan Junior, who is distinguished

his smart creations for young women, here presents a bridal gown collection for winter 1957-58. Mado courely In his new

of lace, it has a high scalloped roll-collar, natural waist-

and full skirt with nomlopeả hêm. The tulle veil In caught with a coronet headdress—Agence France-Presse,

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HOUSEHOLD

HINTS

To keep mildew from leather a high shelf rather thon near stand on whlie ironing helps to shoes and luggage, polish them the closet floor. well.

During humid weather, you may want to place them on

.

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A rubber or cork mat to

BOS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

At le Baron's Party

-Gsta All Did Unusual Things-

By IX TRELL

THE Ma phone rang. Hanid, show girl with the turno-ushame, ran as fast as sheddo amwer it, It was herend Baron Mon- clmusen.

middle of the house and told them to come in. They opened

the door and walked in.

"I'm havisom friends over for ten," tokher. "Would you care ton

cd.

Hanid she'd be delight-

"And phring brother, Kaldig.” Munchausend, SË

your Barun

A few mister, Hank and Knart redown Book Street whichneehind the bookcase fra end of the window to: corner of the wall.

Littles

The

It's a wondleet. backs of thbook look like Ile houses, his where Mother Goodie Wonder- land. Sinbador and many other sople live.

At length, and Hanid reached Bart Mehausen'e

After walking up a few sinirs they came into a beautiful room with round walls and there they Munchausen sur- found Baro rounded by great many friends of his,

Strange Friends

Knarf and Hanid looked with astonishment at Baron Mun- chausen's friends.

There was The Cow who Jumped Over the Moon,

There was the Cat who Played the Fiddle.

The Shadows went to the Baron's Unusual House.

"And I can very well," said the Cat. With that she took a small 3ddle out of a case and There was the Frog who went scraped the bow over the A-Wooing.

strings. The fiddle sounded like There was the Prince who meow meow meow. rode on a Flying Carpet.

There was the Corse who laid Golden Eggs.

There was the Singing Harp. There was the Unicom..

int

"And," continued Baron Mun- chausen, pointing to the Frog, "no che ever believes that ald Frog went a-wooing and asked a Mouse to marry him."

"And she wouldn't," said the

There was the Man in the Frog.

Moon.

Then Baron Munchausen There were Winken, Blinken pointed to the Prince and sald and Nod.

he was the one who sailed up and down on a Flying Carpet.

house. It warm unusual As soon as he saw Knarf and Lous, in Book of looked Hanid, Baron Munchausen came like lighthew windows over and Introduced them to all all the way up top. At the rest of the company. the very top, e

a Aug- pole from whia blue

his the

Then the Unlearn marched around the room showing beautiful golden horn in mkidlo of his forehead while the Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, and the Singing Herp and the Man in the Moon all march-

As of mine ed bellnd.

for Winken, Blinken and Nod-they were ali fast asleep.

"Everyone thinks I tell stories ug with whor and the that can't be believed the a Baron said to Knarf and Hanid. moon and the galsu map of the wad also a "But all these guests pleture of Baru Busen, I was a very cu

Karl and Hong the bell. A butler, 10 ed like

have done things that are even more extraordinary than any of the things I've ever done.

"For example, no one believes

a giraffe with Allar that that Cow could possibly have

went all the wup length jumped over the imponyet she of his neck, ead out did it. And no one believes that

in the Cat could play the fiddle

of one of the dow

Rupert dhe Rolling Ball-43

The pals will stand what has haprus

should the AG and hide it awa?

"Well, don't you explain. Hevi his own wonderfull wanted one of Fi

dee experimens in the glass globe he

Why has invented. He knew that one

ball

of us would be inquisitive and

follow the bell when it" started

pert rolling by Ilf, roce where it. sume would end up." He ghina ruefully.

**And i was the noodle to do it

He

• he says.

ONTU MURRAYED

see,"

"So you

said Baron Munchausen, "I'm not die only one who does remarkable things like stelgh-riding down the side of a church stoeple or riding on the back of a lion."

Just arrived-

RUPERT

SPRING ADVENTURES

2 Exciting New Stories-

in full colour

Ruport and the

Rope Trick

Rupert and the

Lonely Cottaga

$1.00

At S. C. M. Post offices

J.

case the strain on feet and legs.

and

Wipe cupboards, door window frames and sills often with a wrung-out sonpy cloth.

When woodwork wax gets wash I off with a Hummy.

dry Sunpy cloth; rinse and before applying a fresh coat of

WAX.