This Funny World
CROSSWORD
"You and Mom can blow in the dough you had put away for my future. I'm going to be a bum.”
• BY
BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
QPOTTER plants, with Govern- and shouting, "Done 11?"
There
ment agents craning out, was no elvle banquet that time. flow very low over Oxford
yesterday. They were taking Home life note of the religious beliefs and political activities of under- graduates,
people in London continue
to put dustbins in the road A laughable error led to a outside their houses, in order to report that a man sten kneeling stop motorists parking there, In the Cormarket was saying the police will have to tow away his prayern, IL was afterwards the dustbins, to got at the ears And found that he was looking for rked on the pavements, sumething he had dropped. A If householders block the paye- man dressed Jike a Socialist, ments with plans and tables and riding what looked like a and other furniture, the police Socialist bicycle, turned out to will be so busy removing the Tory flshmonger, A dustbins from the roadway that bearded man distributing leaflets they will have no time to tow was at once suspected of Com- away cars which have wormed munism. But a beautiful), girl themselves on to the pavements, who took one reported that it in between the bits of furniture.
was the announcement of an art exhibillon, Foulenough the Channel
swimmer
be
THE approach of the Channel-
swimming #cason rocalla Captain Foulenough's attempt some years ago. He stole down to beach near Dover at dawn
sond. and sat on the
Early rbers saw him wading ashore, Gul evidently exhausted. "Done it he cried tum- phantly. He then told how be had started from Gris Nez on the previous evening, and had sent his trainer back, as the sea After civle ban- was calm. quet he went to France, and tried the same trick there, But
Asherman an atert
saw him were in, turn, and wade back again, gasping and staggering.
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Acruas
1. Bloater phate without the gives
results amounting so little radio
A. (D)
7. Nympli (
9. Down in the forest,
(3)
10. This brings many, ponoher
down to earth
13. Bangor Rock (4)
14. Urets peopis stand no, 10)
10. Scot, it alleged, does with
Kift to bacon.
Centre of the fowel. 181
Jamos the football expert from cho pursery. 141
23. Meadow, almost a king. (3) 21. MacSquire without a penny. (4) 28. It might describe a man-or
weather in a hurry, (8)
28, Toyable often, when little, even
unhygiente. (84)
Unwa
1. In this what happened when it
started calling
the krito.
natos 13.0
Levitate, could be arise. (3)
d. Manyà hanger-an live by
them, (4)
1. Lear and oil triako • Rhine
maiden. (7)
4. Before,(31)
6. Htately
B. Prop report of England. 181
for a Scottis loob. (3)
11. Talk excitedly, 14)
12. The wealiter girl. #J 10. Paron, (d)
17. Caterin at
Attother way. 10)
19. The
gas 20
structure
that took too
much money. 152
20. Po or 00
Appinn. (3) 22. It makes B game with a
nr. 14)
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Tough Play Sets South
By OSWALD JACOBY
IF you
want to get the most out of today's article 10g at the bidding and of the East and North hands only. Then put yourself in the position of Dan Westerfeld of Phoenix who was East and see if you come up with the right defence,
13
Dan won his partner's open- Ing lead of the deuce of dia- mionds with the king and looked over the dummy carefully. Four tricks would be necessary defeat the contract and Dan ex- pected to make three of them himself. The problem was to get a fourth out of his partner's hand.
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, JUNE 25, 1957.
WOMANSENSE
What Clothes Will Be Added To The Royal Wardrobe
For The Forthcoming State Visit?.
THE QUEEN MAKES
HER OWN STYLES
London.
JATURALLY the Queen
personal details of transatlantic visit so ahead but she will soon considering the important question clothes.
All tho Queen's oulättory of her Royal Household will ac- know the special miles of Royal company her. It's cliquette for:
dressing which have to be ob, the Queen to be attended by two
her enough to permit of gracefully scas trips and she has seven from far celting in and out of care and which to select to be her con- carriages, The hems invisibly panions. One will probably be. be weighted so that a sudden gust the senior Lady Mary, Duchess of wind causes no embarras of Devanshire, who is known as
The of ment.
This sleeves to be cut the Matress of the Robes. remembering the white gloves live dates back to pacient days It is customary for the Queen to when the Queen's senior lady Wonr, The hats that must al- actually did have to dress and ways be set well off-the-face so undress her every day. Queen's features as clearly as that everybody can see the
possible.
be
These always need to specially designed and made and the neen kes to have least two full fttings to make sure every inihute detall to ob- solutely perfect before talding them into her wardrobe,
for her forthcoming
In this age, the Queen's per- sonal needs are looked after by her trusted maid and confidantë, Handbags have straps so they red-haired middle-aged Miss can be quickly slipped further Margaret MacDonald "whoan the up the arm when the Queen Queen calla 'Bobo' just as she wants to use her hands. Colours first did when Miss MacDonald are light so the Queen can be came into Royal service twenty- easily distinguished even in a six years ago to look after uttle crowd but never glaring which Princess would be considered vulgar,
some
nursery.
Elizabeth
in the
Paro
A SPICY PINEAPPLE Upside-Down Pic, made with a rich bisouli crust, is an easy, desert to make,' Herve in squares with tea or coffee,
Pineapple Upside-down Pie
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
THE tuned foods needed to Cover. Bako 40 min, in a preparing the following moderate oven. 350°F. Uncover menu include vegetable juice, to brown. green chillies, silead mushrooms, Border with hot tinned pens. tomato, green peas and pineapple Spicy Pineapple Upside-Down chunks a helpful, nutritious Fie: Generously rub with butter time-and-money-saving assort. or margarine
un F
BOBO AND THE CROWD Scottish-born and
Д with always manner,
joxd- maculately dressed in black one well within the average baking dish that can go to fable.
food budget.
own
sharp
She even
It is
Dinner Snappy Vegetable Juice Curry of Chopped Beef Green Peas Tossed Lettuce Salad
Upside-Down
Ple
of Spicy Pineapple Coffee Tea Milk All midsurements are level;
square
To the contents 1 (No. 2) tin pineapple chunks and liquid, stir in a c, sugar, 1 tsp. grated lemon rind and 1⁄2 tap. flour blended with 1 tbsp. cold water. Det with 1 tbsp. butter,
Top with rich biscuit crust relled " thick. Brush with melted butter; dust with
retper proportioned to serve to step. sugar. Bako 35 min, in a moderate to hot oven, 3757- 400°F.
Carty of Chopped Beef: In a
This summer the Queen prob- ably possesses more clothes than ever before in her life. She had to have a number ve complete day, afternoon and evening out fits for her stale visit to Portugal in February. Another selection was needed for the subsequent Fashion can be borne in mind' visit to France and last month but is not too alavishly followed,
makes a third set of outfits had to be The Queen
her provided when the Queen visited styles. She does not copy other Denmark,
women. She always chooses
clothes in blue, her duty, "Bobo" not only cares for It is not court culquetie to ap- favourite
the Queen's entire wardrobe but colour. Laco and
all kinds of intimate foreign country in broderie anglaise are well-liked executes pear in a anything which has ever been fabrics for cocktail dresses and commissions for her. seen in public before. For this like most British women, she is goes shopping for many small reason the Queen must now add fond of pattered silka especially things the Queen neods. still more new clothes to her with a floral motif.
Bebo, too, who takes in her wardrobe
carly morning tray of tea to the And Queen wherever she is. trip.
ALTERNATIVE OUTFITS
when the Queen is out making So the Quech will sow be Whenever the Queen is to u public appearance, Bobo often
hier colling in
dressmakers, make any public appearance, she goes out too and mingles with Norman Hartnell and
Rich Biscall Crust: To 2 c.. Heady always has two alternative out the crowds, listening to the com- large frying pan, barely cook 24 Amics, and her shoc-maker fits available and chooses what ments which the afterwards b. mashed sausage meat; drain, Edward
Rayne as well as her she will wear according to the relays to the Queen on her re- Add I b, chopped beef, 2 sliced sealt mix, add 1 tbsp, sugar and shortening." Chopin milliners and the Mayfair weather, On a really wet day turn. It's usually Bobo also who peeled medium-size onions and, with a pastry blender, Mix in woman who makes her lingerie, the Queen puts on a rainproof buys the picture postcards and 2 mashed unned groen chillies. c. cold water, Holl out and
THE PERSONAL TOUCH
cape with wide slits at each side foreign stamps which the Queen Saute 10 min.
Add 2 tsp. curry powder, 1 use as directed. through which she can easily sends home to Prince Charles
Anno. Bobo and tap, salt, 3 tbsp, unedioked rice
Trick of the Chef Having decided the functions put her arms out. She has suits and Princess
ironing-board and and a (2 oz.) in sliced mush she will attend, the Queen ther specially treated to be shower her patent
and liquid. Stir in 1 Season vegetable ・・ juled to
with explains her needs and sketches istant so that she need not sewing basket which help her to rooms
Worcestershire, 3 outts im- (No. 2) in tomato, 1 c, boiling taste are prepared,
several for each spoil the view of her which the keep the Queen's
to crowds get by having to hold up maculate are as much a part of water and 1 beef bouillon cube, dash of Tabasco and prepared suggested outfit, and sent
tour as the im- Transic: 'to # low casserole, horreradish, Chili 30 min. Buckingham Palace with small an umbrella. She always takes every Royal
wild mink coat passive and firmly anonymous swatches of suitable fabrics, her beautiful
a widding Scotland Yard detective who bKEEP IN TRIM. The Queen herself selects the with her-It was
charge of Her Majesty's jewels. the material she present from Canada. prefers. Occasionally she will There is a complete black Two gentlemen-in-attendance usk Prince Philip's advico-bus quini in the Queer's wardrobe will also be chosen from the not so often now as she did when whenever she goes though she Royal equerries, including one she was first married, The usally never has to wear it. But of the Queen's private immediately in Hartnell's death in
the Royal Family has to be maintained even over- Bruton Street workrooms, the should reach the Queen while seas. Her press secretary Com-
furnal she is wide-skirted
abroad. Sho is then munder Richard Colville
make the trip to arrange proper also appear
sketch and
SECTO
By IDA JEAN KAIN
**
Stretch To Stay Slim
the clothes will be put in hand I is taken in caso news of a taries, for oficial correspondence test of the figure.
Queen's evening gowns are always most able to
in
will
fact,
many women go by the
rather than
middle measurement is satisfying meals including the
but In protective fooda,
ekip Agure-conscious second helpinge and limit bread rule-of-the- to one thin slice a meal. Go the light on butter and Icave off by elaborately hand embroidered mourning immediately. It will alfon with newspaper re. waist Should West hold the king of
with sequins, semi-precious be recalled how young Princess porters, photographers and radio weight scales. The minute the rich desserts, It's well known
most allmming, skiri band is a light squeeze, that the spades, Dan
stones noted that four
and seed
"keeping pipris
Elizabeth was on holiday in East and TV "men.
as the best they cut out all extras. Three well tricks would almost surely be exclusivo patterns Hartnell Africa when King George VI
exercise is can spread the young"
to push. Prince Philip niso takes an added pounds produced if he just sat val and
himself onepies. This work died and she became Queen,
abroad with him and waist a half inch. And two away from the table before that walted, West would get in Likes severni highly-skilled cried home the same day
She Squerry
James MacDonald, extra inches at the waist jump full feeling is reached. Try it with that king of spades and girls as muca as a month or was able to murive at London his valet,
[WO Buckingham Palace the dress sizul more to complete and then the Airport in black because this and would be fine.
design is burned so there is no emergency outt had been in footmen travel in the party in
So, if there is a bit more fat possibility, even by accident, of her fuggoge as always.
order to serve private meals to anybody elso's dress being
the Royal couple and carry than its at your waist, take decorated in the same way a It's too early ns yet for the messages and undertake similar slimming measures. You prob
Queen 10 choose which members domestic duties.United Press. ably do not need to diet.
YOUR BIRTHDAY ........ By STELLA shift to a club and everything
TUESDAY, JUNE 25
BORN today, you have two sides to your nature which you may Bad dcult to resolve. On the une hand, you are self-reliant. active and strong-minded with an iron will of your own. De the other, you are a dreamer, shy of tackling a problem ne asserting yourself if, 18 to doing, you will start a pumpini Essentially a peace-loving and kind- ly woul, you hate saying "no." You will give to almost anything rather than be unpleasant or dangreeable. You have an intense desire for "be. longing" And you recognise that afrahility In one of the major qualifications for that desired slate of affairs.
Unless you leam to exert your welf more forectully, you may drift through,te in a pleant dream like state,
the but not uttilsing talents which the more have be- quenthed to you. You have a good speaking vuke and, despite your will be Smate timidity, probably' interested in a career in which you can meet and influence the public, You e ambitious and Agure that
across to the public, they will catch c4, Since you do have a good hend for bussen dewi a ane eye for de tall, your chances of succeeding are excellent Farne and fortune come to you a little later in He than to
they Bome. But when arrive, success will be permDIVERSŤ and substantial.
may
Although you appear to be care- free and gay, there are still waters of temperament running rather deeply and eoriously through your entire Ute. You are extremely affectionate, should wed young and have your own family to love azi to encourge you to do your best woric.
and
Among thom bom on this date
Nott, educator! were: Eliphalet Falward Holyoke, early president of
larvard; Nathaniel Deering Olive Thane Miller, authors; Chy Yerkes, financler and General II. "Hap" Arnold, U.S. Air Force.
To And what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corTO-
Let your paragraph sponding
di you can only put your ideas birthday star be your daily guide.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26
Dan also noted that his partner just could not have the
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EAST
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WEST
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732 7632 4QJ2
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SOUTH
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East and West.vulnerable North
Exal South West
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Pass POAS
Opening Jead-◆ 2
king of apades.
the Queen's,
BOYS' AND
Punch, The Interpreter
GIRLS'
MAGAZINE
-Did He Really Understand What The Birds Said?—
By MAX TRELL
"That's just what I mean, Kaart," said Mr Punch.
"And
KNARF walked around to the you'd be surprised at what they
back of the house and say."
Just then a Robin few up to there, sitting under a tres at 4 looking as comfortable as any- the top of the tree and started body could possibly lock, was calling, bis friend, Mr Purch.
"Hello, Mr Punch," cald Punch?" said Knart.
"He's calling his wife," said Mir Punch. "his is what he's saying:
Knari.
"Hello, Knart," said Mr of Punch.
Soulh had come in freely with a bid
Two hearts on a suit headed by
"What are you doing, Mr
CANCER (June 22-July 23) do business or professional advance-king-jack at best and the king Punch?" sold. Knart,
A fle day Romance parkles. URUG
Combine business and social Dica-
(Apr. 21-May
Aure to excellent advantage now. The stars are orrilling in your dec-
#t-Jone
Stare are smiling on you.
A high-prochaờtion đưy, no sen to it
LEO July 21-Aug. 2))- true.
tion. It da up to you to do sour aliare en making your dreams come
GEMINI (May
221).
bo
Meet now Lerals.
Bat your efforts count for Act on your beat judgment
something special. Begin a journey.
VIRGO (Aug. 11-Hopt
23J
Be conßdent of what you want then go out after 11. Good fortune
19 aning om you, Success should be yours.
LIBRA
21)
(Sept. 24-Oct. This is one of your good-fortune day, no lake advantage of the aplendial aspects in your sign just www.
SCORPIO
M-Nov 22)--- (Oct Your health should be good
your prepnet
participations
for romarice and
pleasant
social
eventa" is excellent now.
BAGITTARIU# (Nov. £-Doo, 22)—–—–
You om progress on all fronts to day, Just keep your major objective in full view! go after 1 whole heartedly..
CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jun. 20)-- A journey is favoured and so is romance. Perhaps it's a honeymoon? If so, the stars are sending.
AQUARIUS
20)-
(Jan, Il-Feb. 19)-- Fine inducements and a generous allowance of good fortune prootic= ally sasive excellent resuits. F15CKS (Feb. to-Mar. New opportunities should be taken savetags of now, befect only the best and miccoms in perikinky your
AHIKA**** (Sai.
11.Apr. 293---- Speciadocial, mwenda abould mark kale forklaradi day. They could lead
achieve good results T is a time for progress and advancement.
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
uf spades was the only other really high card that he wasn't looking at in his own hand or in dummy.
Once he had concluded that South held the king of spades Dan had no real problem left, The only way he could beat the hand would be to find his part. ner with both the queen and jack of clubs. Accordingly Dan shifund to the six of clubs.
This play produced two
club tricks for his side and bent the contract, Easy enough if you can see all the cards but a right tough play at the lable,
V-CARD Sendemo
Q-The bidding has been: North
Engl Bouth
浩
Раки
3+
Pass
7
You, Southhold:
(No. 5210) From actual play Black to move and win
"I'm listening, Knart," sald Mr Punch.
"Listening to what, Punch" asked Knart.
Mr
of
Nodding Flower
kinds "Listening to all things, Knart oaid Mr Punch. "I'm listening to the noise made by the flowers as they nod and bow to each other,"
Knarf looked surprised. "And" conitaued Mr Punch, "I'm stoning to the sound of the clouds as they roll across the sky. It's a very pretty, coft sound. Like pillows bouncing on bed."
Knart
West curprised. Pass
looked evenTI
more
"And I'm listening to the sound of the wind, and the
#Q 19,875.WQ354 443 407 sound of the moving trees and
What do you do?
the sound of the waving grass.
A-Ram. If you want to take | But, above all. I'm listening to
* poor gamble, bid thece-n0- the conversation of the birds,” trump. It might make if your
partner has just the right cards
and you are looky!!!
"What doos conversation mean, Me Punch?" said Knarf
You hold the same hard, Ins | Me Punch, "una talk,/!
"TODAY'S QUESTION (2
stead of bidding three diamonds
th
your partner has bld three, clubs, What do you do?
Answer Totscrew
Solution No 5217; 1 RC-KIS rthreat B6 and 3 R-871 B-R6; 1 P-Q7, or i Kt: 2 K-BO¢h, &-B1; } } 07.
KORÚUM SZPIPIT SALÉNTOR
"Conversation, my boy," salá
Bald
"then". "You moen, Kourt, "that you're listening to the birds talking to one 1-
other?"
"Who is
ho
calling, Mr
Mrs Robin! Mrs Ri 'Pleage fly back wherever
you are!'
For a second ur two, there wag silence, Then Knarf heard another Robin calling back from tree to the other side of the garden,
"This is what she's saying, Knart," replied Mr Punch,
"Hero I am
Right on this bough,
I'm flying hang
I'm coming now!"
Then Mr Robin called out Mr ogain. Knart looked at Punch and Mr Punch nodded. was saying: Ho translated what Mr Robin
"Which bough are you on,
my lovely sweet? Tell me quickly, and
we'll meet1'
Then Mrs Robin, sounding little closer, called back:
Mr. Punch was sealed comfortably under a tree,
Ent
Smooth, exercise
thirty minutes later you will feel happily content.
And stretch to stay silken alim-stretching is wonderful, Stretch up, bend to the side and hold the movement for a slow count of six. By holding the movement muscle tone is Jo- creased.
"I'm now in the peach treo But don't try to reach me. Keep singing a song.
And I'll be along?" Knarf looked UD. Sure
"It's a wonderful thing to be enough, the Robin in the tree overhead started singing at the doing, Mr Punch," sald Knart top of his voice while from the "I wish I could understand bird other side of the garden another conversation as well as you do," centring the action through the
"Is that Mrs Robin?" Knart Robin came flying from tree to asked Mr Punch,
·
It is casier to stretch against something solid-such as the wall, Stand sidewards to wal with arm extended up wall. Then stretch long and smooth,
entire fiddic measurement.
tree unill at lengil both Robins "I wish. Knari," said Mr met, warbled and chirped for a Punch with a aly wink, "I could Holt, Relax and stretch again three times. Change sides Mr moment or two, then flow off understand Bird Conversation and streich along the other
together.
as well you think I can."
器
į sido, "Well, Knari,"
Then Knart went away, feci- said Mr Punch, "That's what I'm doing" ing quite happy.
"That's who it is," said Punch.
"What is she saying, Mr Punch?” Knarf asked,
Rupert and the Rolling Ball-41
After being sa interested iss
know how we found your ball 71 recounting his own' adventures "Oh yes.", says Rupert. "We all Rupert Buddenly jumps up. (*1 marched so carefully before. Why was forgetting. I've been RWAY couldn't we find it then?
That's another mystery." (zaya' from home too long,” be'exclaims,
I must hurry back." just Podgy," We all saw it go down single longer.". Podgy calls that slope behind the goal, but sam after him. " tį you want to dkin't find it there."
DEL AMONTE RESERVED
Just arrived---.
RUPERT
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Follow through with ti sido.
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| streamlining--coon you'll like
the fit of your skirt band.
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