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This Funny World

BY

• THE

WHETHER

WAY

by Beachcomber

or not

have necessary to

Myself:

Purely for the

our purpose of supplying me with a Navy represented at the Cannes yoke. Alm festival, a similar festival

at Ismailis. night encourage Unsuitable

shipowners to usc The Suez TT was thought for a moment Canal,

yesterday that the scurch for candi-

a "semi-working-cings

ie date" for Faversham had been found. He arrived at Sheerness carrying a pickaxe and smoking a clay pipe, his clothes, covered with dirt. Glying the mume of

THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, JUNĖ 10, 1957.

•JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Conservative Bid Is Set

By OSWALD JACOBY COUTH had bid very conserva-

lively.

A lot of players would have made some effort to get to a slam with his hand op- pusito an opening two no-trump.

It would not be dmcult to fix up n hand for North with only two hearts and 22 points that would produce a lay down slam. With the actual North hand and favourable breaks a slam would still come in.

As it was, back breaks. alert defence and h bnd guess result- ed in the defeat of the parently safe four-heart

tinct,

ap-

соли

South won the opening din- mond lead with dummy's king

WEST

4975

1084

+962

4A93

NORTH (D) 13

AK 104

♥K6

•AKI

KQ 10 8

EAST

QJ832

• Q 1054

J02

SOUTH-

VAJ 732

Both vulnerable

WOMANSENSE

+373

4754

North 2NT.

East South West

Phas 3

3 N.T.

Разк

Pass Pass

Poss

Разв

A new coat-dress named "Eleranto", from Maurice Roger. It is in beige muslin with white polka dota. Note the simple top, highlighted with two big, studded buitous.

~~~Ågenos France-Presse,

Opening lead—♦ 2

If a posse of Greek million- aires could be persunded bring along their yachts, many a laughing girl Would ery happily, "Who cares about oil?" Close your eyes and see dances aboard floodlit lonkers, barbe. Lord Arthur Trowser, he was cues on the banks of the Cawl, fabulous banquets in. Port Said. Club of Sheerness, and shown and went right after the trump It Mayflower 11

could be out again. A lynx-eyed, veteri-suit. When East discarded diverted to the Cunal The nury surgeon had recognised spade on the occond lead South resulting publicity might even Captain Foulenough,

apathetic pubile to Touse an take more interest in the im world.

In passing

IT is difficult to please every

ore. A man who read about the world's champion typisi, who made 10,200 strokes in 30 minutes, said, "It says that she made 12 mistakes. Dy typing more slowly and carefully sh would probably have avoided these mistakes." The trouble is that he is right.

What on earth!

Now that It has been estab- 4° Bished that Neopolitan hens ted on powdered dyes lay eges with coloured yolks, a new significance is added to Byron's "Sce Naples and dyn." A prominent Swedish poultry- Breeder said last night to... 2 representative of the Svenskan Bussondraft, It sounds like a practical yoke."

Prodnose: Why did he speak English to a Swedlah reporter?

shown Into the Conservative

TARGET

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A

A

N

1

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How many

words of four lettern

or more cau you ke from isiters in the

Aquare

t

the Jett making each word, L letters in each of the small squares may be used once only. Each word must contain the large letter in the centre brat

MU let une pletter word in the 1. No plural; noTM foreign

a

saw that he had to lose two trump tricks and that his con- tract was in jeopardy.

He took the ace of hearts and led a club toward dummy. West -ducked and dummy's king held

the trick. The ace and king of spades were played and a club rüscarded. A third spade was trumped and the last club led

West ducked again without n quiver. He knew that South could go

up with the queen, ruff out a club and make five odd but he also knew that If he played the nee South would make his contract.

Her Sense Of Humour Is

The Secret Of Success

By ANNE HEYWOOD

Jist of

the

making qualities which they think they need in order to be suc cessful, people are all too prone to think of a sense of humour as being frivolous #d not particularly Important, Yet without it, almost nobody can

senie

ITZ- It's the

But next, day, at lunch hour, she went to a voice conch and signed up for lessons, She came back glowing and grinning.

A

that's

"You know," she told me, "he mude a recording of my voleo and played it back. And do you get to the top.

know what I sound like?

Juryngitis, A sense of humour is really crow with

of proportion. It's wint I sound likel knowing what is really Now South had a real prob-portant and what is not. lem. Someone held the ace of being able to brush off wurde no pro20 words,

clubs, namics.

Who was it? Either vicissitudes of life, instead of which would help to correct !!

"The roach fold me a trick TODAY'S TAHGET":"

West had ducked twler or East Food: 24 words, very good 30

letting

make you He inally miserable. hod ducked once. words, excellent. Solution

If I can just remember.

So Domorrow..

decided that East was the man A sense of humour is als in and here she got out a small with the acc and plnyed

picture of a crow, and attached valuable if we're to be able lot, with a piece of tape, to the dummy's ten,

takte erlicism well, and learning wall above her desk, "I'm going to take criticism is te essential to keep this in front of me as in all success.

SOLUTION: Alka alte

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YOUR BIRTHDAY .........3y STELLA

MONDAY, JUNE 10

น

PORN today, you have

and

Your capacity for a deep and passion for the truth with insting love is great. capital

You want to get although you may have one or at the facts behind everything two romatices in youth, it is and you will not be put off with likely that you will have but are one lasting love in your life, It answers. You restless if frustrated and will this

yogue

culminates in marriage,

not remain still when challeng- great happiness is in store;" If ed to produce the facts to back sol,

then tragle unhappiness.

up your contention. Frank and You have the ability to lose outspoken, you may not hesitate yourself in the job you

are

Is

to any, don't know"-but doing. Your concentration once you have said it, you will such that, once you start out on move heaven and earth, it need a project, you never leave be, to get the information you unil it is finished.

Jack.

Recognised as an

able

worker, you

yourself called

others who

Amolig those born

on this indefalig will and date were: Sir Edwin Amold, Incub assist author and poet; John upon lo are lesp

Annnnier: John ren- Astor 3rd. selentious than you are, Make Morgan, notert physician; Henry

explorer; upon by those who would like Caroline Hazara, educator.

sure that you are not imposed M

to cimb to success on shoulders! Since you

yout

are

ale, you can be reached through your affections against your better judgment, even nothing else can stir you.

Stanley,

East pounce with the jack and led a fourth spade. South ruffed and West overruffed. West cashed his high trump and led a diamond. South allowed this to ride toward his jack but to no avall, East's queen of diamonds sel the hand.

VCARD Sensea♦

Q--The bidding has been: South Weat Narih East 24 Poss

*

Paks

You, South, hold: MARJ875 42 AJ42 4A7

What do you do?

A-Bld three diamonds. Gama 20 certain and there may be a xlam in spite of your partner's weak response.

TODAY'S QUESTION

You hold the same hand. After your three-diamond bid your partner jumps to four spades.

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

P

and

To And what the stars have

sensitive, loving and affection in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your dally guide. TUESDAY, JUNE 11

WICH

ORMINI (May 22-June 217- TAURUS (Apr. 21-May

31)-

If this have been rather heette a well before undertaking any lately, slow down a bit today. new project. Moke positive that it Take care of your health:

will not overtax your reseLVES, weigh

*matters.

CANCER

(Juno 22-Juty 23)-

Mild. reoreation today will change the ace for you and roake you mote enger ts, continue later stong routine paths.

LEO

(July 24-3. 21J Organisation in your work will rave you time and energy to Anish the Job. Then seek recreation.

VIRGO (Aug. 26-Sept. 21) This can turn out to be an adven- turesome day if you are alert, dis eyeel and willing to carry your share of the responsib

LIBRA

(Rept

21)-- Morning hours should be devoted to Emportant matters. Plarming a rest estate deal? Then seile it now. UNCOMPIO (Det. 24-Nov. 23~~ Weigh any decision carefully before making is today. Your good health

be first consideration.

are

· · SAGITTAIUUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22} Your foresight grid, judgment all simportant today and depend to #high degree on the state of your hangth.

CAPRICORN, - (Dec., 23-Jan-29) Putting your best foot forward today will insure excellent, resulta Ka material' Cashion as well adding to your prestige,

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) Make plans for activities beyond

the scope of routine requirement. Initiative-brinre · additional, rewards.

PISCES

20)

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

222

No. $208 From actual play: White to move and win

Answers to Rules Quiz: (1) Depends or whether he touched his own rook or the enemy pawn first. If the former, to must move the rook (2) Error discovered too lato result that you adrons as far as possible | standa (3) A lozom! A

If you are practicat and hold to regular witine)'you' wili mieinsplants considerable during this day.

ARIES

20)

A fine day for business. Bee to it

within time limitations.

London Exprese Surgson...

12

Делова

1. Just the stuff for a pair of odd

trousers (6-3)

3. Rout around, almost. (4)

1. No path after the beginning of

Ostend. (V)

JU. The voot Robe inside the tray.

(0)

14. A bom word, (8)

10. It's often to hand, if you want

to make-up. (3)

17. He tooted the fute in Limerick.

(0)

10. A student often Urok on theen.

(6)

eldest tha Working machine. (8)

21. Arsor

the

22. He has thilaga cornered on the

lage. (0)

Dow

. It provides pa

wing for

the most part,

. Itante plus, -(4)

3. An unemployed ship's attor 7

(9)

4. Family in Lime light 7" (5)

6. Foretell. (0)

6. Bighead's words, (5)

Great Pretender Back-

9. Bring up at tie.

it on. (3)

10. Aunt Sally nedsasarily this ?

13. Ed you call trunks for this? (B)

14. Cut 1,

mailer. (

15. T t a r 6'6

BİRAZA One for Improve-

ment. (4)

17, Three of 19. DE #DAS

curely

not only

20. Junk a sip

Kalurday's solution

them

A girl I once worked with illustrates this pericetly.

never

reminder"

It wasn't long before her volee became more pleasing and eventually she was promoted.

She was a secretary, and was

Through the years that I've very anxious to be promoted to known her, she has moved on- an exceutive secretarial post ward and upward both profes- For several years she worked slonally and personally. And hard,

but

The reason Is that her sense of promotions

humour always comes seemed to come her way.

to her ald. Instead of being shaltered Determined to discover why

learned this was so, she had an inter- by criticism, she has view with the personnel how to use it. director and

Pagă.

HOME-MADE PIZZA PIE

"PIZZA pie is gotting

Jar.

more and more popu-

How is this mado

in Italy ?" I asked the Chef,

"The Italian pizza is made with yeast dough, rolled out thin and brushed with olive oil. Then it is covered with firm- pack tomato pulp, stasoned with

topped with oregano, mozzarella

sliced boked

cheese and untly the dough is brown and crisp.

"Because this is round and cut in wedges, it is generally colled pizza ple,

"I have been

experimentin with o new form of pizza, Madame, perfect with coffee for luncheon service or a late evening snack."

The Chef opened the oven door, pulled out a long pan... and there was his now plzzat

All Measurements Are Level: Pizza-Rolla: Scald 14 c. milk. Stir in 2 tbsp, sugar, 111⁄2 tsp. salt und 3 tbsp. shortening Cool until tepld.

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN

A NEW VERSION of the regulation Italian pizza, christened Pizza-Rolla, is served with tomato sauce and fresh vegetable relishra.

garlic salt, 4 tsp. cach thyme slightly. Turn once. Garnish and pepper, 3 chopped seeded or lemon wedges and parsley. green peppera and 1/3 e, chop-

Suggestion of the Chef

Into a large mixing bowl, ped celery. Steam-soute 5 min.

For a new vegetable juice nieasure 2, warm (not hot) Add 14 c. juley tinned tomato.

cocktail, combine and chill the Simmer 20 min, water. Stir in 1 pkg. active dry

liquid from a tin green pens yeast, When dissolved, sile in

Add 2 s. any light-coloured with an equal amount of tomato the milk mixture, Add 1sh Allets, Cover. Stromer or juice, Pep up to taste with sifted enriched flour and bent bake until the fish begins to Worcestershire and a dash of until smooth.

look flaky and the sauce browns Tabasco.

Stir in 14 c. additionni sifted flour. Knead on a floured sur-f

(fate unili smooth and elastic, KEEP IN TRIM

Place In an oiled bowl, Cover.

| Let rise in a warm place about i

1 hr., or until doubled in size.

Turn

the

By IDA JEAN KAIN

These Exercises Will Re-shape The Figure

i

surface. on a floured Roll into a 10" X 9" rectangle. Spread pizza Alling down centre-length of the rectangie, Cut 15 slits in the dough on each side about 1" wide. Fold an angle across the ling. alternating from side to side to criss-cross,

Reason whent

this TN

bulges are

no longer hidden by heavy clothing, Transfer to an oiled balding

A woman is de- sicet. Cover with waxed pape)" [many Let rise 1 hr. in a warm, plagetermined to "do something" tree from draft

about her figure. With

it isn't so much Mix 1 egg yolk and 1 tbsp, some water. Brush over the pizza-question of excess pounds rolle,Bake 35 min.

in as it is soft muscles and moderate oven, 350 F. nut with tumalo or cheese sauce, Scrve Serves 10-12

bulging inches.

a

What causes figures to go Pizza Files: Combine to waist when overweight tornato paste, 1 tbsp. salad vit,

tsp. salt and 4 tsp. powder-is not a big problem? Will ed oregano, Spread on the specific exercises help to dough. Cover with 1 cruted re-shape the silhouette? Can American or Swiss cheese,

Dinner

Cream of Asparagus Soup Fish Fillets Creole Hash-Browned Potatoey Green Peas Cabbage Chive' Slaw Orange-Banana Ambrosia

Coffee

Tea Milk

flabby muscles be restored

to tone, and is it possible to streamline the frontline? These

Slimming the midriff

are some of the can

son.......

work

streamlining

questions asked at this sea- wonders. Exercise tones up the muscles and puts a stop to sagging. Also on the Figures go to waist when plus side, circulation is im- Was told, rather Next time somebody tells you harshly, that her voice was so something "for your own good,”

the big muscles of the body proved and well-being en- grating and unpleasant that it don't be irritated

Fish Fillets Creole: Melt 3 have lost tone. If you are hanccil. was standing in her way.

riramatic about it. Keep in tbsp, butter or margarine in not more than 10 pounds Here was a man who pulled mind

distinct

'Add possibility frying pari,

2 vliced may be

onions, 1 no punches, and the girl was that they

right and inedium

smoll bay above normal weight for quite disturbod.

then take it with a grin

leaf, 11⁄2 tsp. each salt and your build, regular exercise

BOYS'

the

or

get

AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Simon's New Business

-Knari and Hiawatha Tell Him How To Improve It—

By MAX TRELL

KNARF, the shadow boy, along with his two friendsTeddy, the Stuffed Bear, and Hiawatha, the Wooden Indian Boy-had squeezed themselves behind the bookcase.

They were now on one of the most famous streets in the world, Book Street, Book Street runs

from one bookcase to another, all the way from here to Africa and back again.

That's why it's so long

that's why it's famous.

and

Shop Windows

B

At any rate, Knart, Teddy and Ilawatha were walking along Book Street, looking into all the shop windows along the way.

What shop windows? There V3S the Gingerbread Shop.

There was

Moker's Shop.

It

tion. It was a grindstone. hod a pedal to make the grind stone tutor to sit on legged stool for Simon to sit on while he was grinding..

"Are you really going to sharpen things with that grind alone, Simon? exclaimed Knart.

"And why not?" replied Simon stopping in front of them. "I've decided to go into the sharpen- ing business,"

bet

it can't even cut watery" sald Hiawatha,

"And besides," said Teddy, "that grindstone is too small to sharpen anything but a pocket- knife and it would have to be a very small pocket-knifent that. And you can't sharper scissors either. You'd better throw that grindstone away and go into some other kind of business,"

Sharpens Pencils

Nonsense," said Simon cheer- fully. "This is a fine grindstone, It can also sharpen penella,"

"You don't know anything, Simon. No one ever sharpens They

"I never heard of that kind of poncils on a grindstone. a business," cald Teddy. "Can use a pencil sharpener." you really sharper kalves?"

"My friend," said Simon, “f you've got a knife on you, rit make it so shurp that you'll be able to gut cheese."

Knarf said: "Any old dull knife will cut cheese."

"Hmm," said Simon, "what about pins? Do they ever need sharpening?"

They all shook their heads. Simon Wus Eilent for a

This is noment or two.

the Candlestick Rupert and the Rolling Ball-28

There was the Golden Goose

Exy Shop.

Thene was the Meat Shop where Mrs Jack Sprutt bought.

all her chops and roasts,

There was the Sugar Plum Shop, where Little Miss Muffet went for tier cunts and whey; Flower Shop,

where

Mary bought her (iliver. bells and cockleshells; and the Hot Cross Isin Bnicery.

All at once, Knarf, Teddy and Hiawatha heard someone calling out: iKnives 10 sharpeni Selapors to sharpeni Pencils to #harpent"

Coming around the corner wis Simple Simon who was: pushing along w strange-looking contrape

'Simon was pushing a strange-looking contraption.

:

Stretching excrclac, combined with side-bending, increases exibility and slims the walat and midrift, Strongly contrać-

Ulve movements restore tone to the girdle muscles. Leg swing- ing in which the angle is part 48 degrees reaches the bustle of muscle on the back of the hips. Here is a trio of exercises to reach these fat susceptible spota.

Position: Standing with feet apart, arms out at sides, shouldjén level.

Movement: Pull up, and in firmly with the girdle muscles and bend slowly and smoothly sidewards, keeping shoulders re- inxed. Centre the action from ender arms to top of hipbones, Hold the stretch-bend as you stretch clear 10 Angertips. |Return to position and then bend

to

und agala upposite side h-o-1-d. Repest 0 times,

Here's a two-in-one exerciga to slim waist and flatten front line,

Position: Stand' 'on' knees and then sit back on hects, arms out at aldea, shoulder level,.

Movement: Pull up-and-in strongly with girdle muscles and hold this

uplift throughout exercise, Slowly bend aldon wards to the right, alming to iduch fingers, of right hand to could sharpen, bes' floor, at the same time reacting

beautiful grindstone," he said at last. "It's just the right size for me to push. I hate to go out of the sharpening business Just kecause there isn't anything for me to sharpen."

*You

fingers," said Knart,

Simon's face brightened

thee, "Yes, I could

"You could Diso

at

up with angers of left hand. As zid bend, is nearly completed. with sheer force of drdia muscles, raise hips slightly off sharpen hoel. Hold, Return to positiere sparrows' bill," said Hiawatha. and bend to other, sidq; Repeat 4 to 8 times. This controlled "Yes, yes, that's right!. What exercise is doubly effective, èle can I sharpen?"

"You could sharpen

wils," suld Knarf.

To tone hips and Batten your frontline....

„Positions" Lying on left side, Simple Simon was so grateful head on folded arm, legt straight for these suggestions he could down.. hardly thank Khorf and Teddy and Hiawatha.

Podgy is the first to reach the globe le alegady drifting down- edge of the lake and get a closer · stream out of the lake. But Rupers Jook at the big ek be. i believe is almost in a panic. When he has it's glass and there's something: got over the shock of his lang inside,: Why, *'* Ropet 1" I drop the pulls the handle back to cries.

"Singers ** H, Raport 1. What any jew first posities, and instantly he you playing at 2. "Come gabors and. leaves the water, almost as fast as show us that thing." For alm; he entered-it.

•

BALL - MIEREI' SELŠKY ED

Movement: „Flex. right know | briskly" toward: chest; shoot, log On he went with his gefnd-straight down, stone down 'Book Street crying: vigorously toward rear. Do this to sharpen Bird'a to count of 1-4-swing. – Repent bills to sharpeni-Wits to stiarpent | 10, counte, holding Terror alte Have younny sharpening | nale: swings; Change sides and today?"

repeat,

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