THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, JUNE 7, 1967.
This Funny World
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"Oh, I'm sure she could live on your salary--- Lut what would you live on?"
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fellow- that two I may y members of our crew support my suspicions that what we see is indeed land,"
to
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Acrus
Bare
nočnamikian for
Hubbard. (D)
8. Add a van to this for almo
bosto. (B)
Tho znakę in old Chapar, (D)
sangat.
11. CYMELIOr I
mak
12 Whittington'a
punishments 7 (3)
13 ito's a near misery 1 (0)
1. Peter thin artist han quite
Jola (0)
for
10. Tai kind ar talk tenda to
repetition. (6)
1. Termin128. 125
20 Drown without the
23. Rock the partner pctor. 13
orlaketer Ini
WOMANSENSE
Three Great Chefs Let
Loose With £2 Each...
By ANNE EDWARDS
Toray.
I WAS TOLD
that a good
T GAVE £2 each to three cook seldom buys anything for soup-It should be made from top-ranking chefs from what is left over,
three different countries-
menu
soenty
Bonnet, (b)
24. Bolder lacking the railwar—it's
archaic. (4)
25 * Br
beyond
bellef,
(0)
Down
orthodox
1. Mad tolks not muon use in the
kitchen. (6-4)
Modela. (0)
3. Snap an somo
nata.
Ho's foolish fellow, niiddled. römmatimes. (3)
5. liter got the wrong end of this
one of the wrong ends ↑ (4)
4. Care for a run? (41
It makes a red net. 18)
were
,
in
But
THE SWISS CHEF
M. WERNEH WYMANN
A
THE ENGLISH CHER
Pare B
THE GERMAN CHEF. HERK OTTO BRUST
001
The Swiss cher said that and issued this challenge: you add o la BUTTER in the Cook me a dinner for six. Do pan it prevents the butter turn- English chef average ing brown, the your shopping in an
MR ARTHUR KOPE the best PEPPER that British High Street, Plan the said
dinner-party level, comes from a pepper mil; the cher used teman to
He looked round him for
He brushed it with
Finally, Keep the cost to under 75. a German
oll one
for the apples head. And I'll tell you who keep the cooked APPLES white.
more--"I create this as I go grliled it for 35 minutes, adding mignon, Herr Brust preled, and I'll wine.
tell
what along, specially for you" and mushrooms to the grill for the cored six cooking apples, and you
added last five minutes or so, One chet is SWISS, ont is impressed me most about them. to mayonnaise he
poached them in sugar syrup ENGLISH, one GERMAN, and Like every other artist-crafts- cream and kmon juice.
With It went horse-radish with a little lemon juice. all three
Torquay man I'd ever met they
Then he put the mixture satice, new potatoes, watercress, wero
They cooled in the syrup and their representing
with then he drained them, placed incredibly quick and tidy and back into the grapefruit halves and a plain green salad, recently
whole thing chopped tarragon.
uch oc at the "Gastronomy they wasted neither energy nor and topped the
shortbread countries Festival,"
materials,
with thick mayonnaise.
Finally, he made the sweet biscuit, and over them poured a They alleed an onion with a
....Spongecake at the bottom warm, thick lemon cream. dick of the wrist. They never
of a dish, teo cream on top, and
Now let's look poured over It a mixture of threw anything away; the meat WIK used for canapes, thu The meal was cooked with three slimy beaten egg whi'es Mr Arthur Hope, the mushroom skins kept for soup, butter and cheese, and calen and two oz of cugar, sprinkled English chet ("Some cooks are the fai set aside for suet, And "with" saffron-flavoured risotto with icing sugar, and flashed Into a hot oven for one minute, temperamental but I'm at the end of the competition (detalled recipe following), very phlegmatic myself") has been the kitchen was as ship-shape For the meringue with kirsch, "The lee cream is un case-
as battleshly.
M. Wyman mixed together ment for the stomach after all winning prizes for 40 years. ollerr Ollo Brust Usc
finely chopped spongecake and that hot food," he explained.
fruit, crystallised German, a large, brown, Jolly
whipped three-quarters mun, is according to his rivals
"one of the nest cooks In Germany,
M. Werner Wymann, the Swiss diet, us round as a butter
Grand Prix.
Measure your taten by the resball, is the winner of this year's
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song, 181 DARTBOARDI
14. 2 all fistofa
(8)
10, Daniel
DOCUPAEADE
to frontiers DIABOARDIG
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"YOU shouted in the gentle- man," said the magistrate, "not to blow
17. Laat out the maleh with which he had it his cigar, What business was it of yours?"
"hun's had a meal for two "What doya," said the man.
on earth how that got to do with it?" asked the magistrate. I'm an out-of-work thre-eater," said the man. A kindly smile over- spread the magistrate's rubicund face. He flicked his cigarette lighter, and, as the flame leaped man. held it out to the "Tuck in, my good fellow," he upid.
up,
A memorable answer
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THEN Mr Bevan asked the House whether might not be more civilised postpone bomb tests little more was known
their effects, he received from Mr Butler the astonishing reply that he WILN "ignoring the march of science," "Ignoring" in the operative word.
A naval occasion
The
Ballor
FID longer
uneducated.
today
Is
of uncultured and
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No
man yel. "Land-ho!"*
"Is that you, sir?
Fearful fun
CAMES are becoming such a
serious matter that there is
a new market for plis. 1 read that a darts team took stimu- lating pills the other day.. It
pound the
been nofired that ledo players, who are doped with a different kind of pill, ne lenger ggitate, nor heard with their fists, They play in a sort of tranquil franse, a smile of affable Imbecility on their large facas "They are like cows listening to soft music
the ni
byre," commented celebrated hostess.
Thank you, Mrs Whybrow
DEAR SIR,
the
Whether Tunnel is called the
Charmel Chatenel,
the Chutnel, the Chaltan, the Chanel or the Chalet, it will always be Tato to me.
(Meo) Olive Whylnow,
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the left su making Bets Word, the letter in each of the
small juures may be used unge puty fuels word must contain tite lace letter in the centre square, and there must be at Irant bon nine-letter word in the Ilst. No plurais e farelen words; no proper TODAY'M TAKOHT: 18 words, good: 2 words, very good words, ICELIONĖ. Solution
Larn out to be and, upon our port-beam. It is not impossible that it is a mere cloud effect, but I must say that from where I am il bears remarkable resemblance to come fort Jand. Whether it be an island уда not time will doubiless
tuKTOW so long as we continue reveal. upon A present course. glance at your allas may help you to decide whether my theory
A
of land is tomble, having regard
to our ship's present position.
YESTERDAYS SOLUTI
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HAMES,
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PI GALT an infest, askin Je moethe motion, "ablesëmar
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• JACOBY
Their economy
No chaos
Take both
of a pint of
at all thrce
So which gooit dki besi? Tire Swk's was the most original, the German gave the richest menu, the Englishman's' mest was the easiest to do.
But maybe the clue to the
Remembering the blood, toll, double-cream until stir, mixed THE GERMAN MENU " preferred Hes in the
different
THE ENGLISH MENU
and tears that it cost me to half of it with the fruit and Watching these professionals cook a dinner for six, I was spenge, and added half prepare and cook a meal taught #abbergasted and a trife put liqueur glass of marischino and me more than all the cookery out to And that with three kirsch. "You can have either, books put together,
men cooking three but both are better," They shopped (in the Torquay different meals, ono skinning a He led 12 ball meringues market and stores) swiftly and fish, while another sliced with this and covered them ON BRIDGE cheaply in under three-quarters gammon, and a third chopped with the rest of the cream and
of an hour, picked out what vegetables, all at the same table a few cut glace cherries, they wanted, and never over they had left only a handful bought.
of dirty dishes,
The Swiss had used two pans, 1wo knives and a bowl, The
LEMON SOLE **I* have these two little German had wed
three pans
PORTERHOUSE STEAK tomatoes," sale M. Wymann and two knives. The English- SOUFFLE EN SURPRISE
two to the astonished shopkeeper, man had used two pana,
Chef Hope bought the anest holding out two of the smallest knives and two bowls,
food and cooked 16 More than that they had English In his hand (they cost him 3d.).
rulled back
their simply "I take these six appics," never even
with Ho reasoned the soles said Herr Brust, picking out six cuffs.
salt and pepper, sprinkled flour over them, and fried them in s
Then he arranged them on a
Pointless Bid Cues Opponent
By OSWALD JACOBY
QOUTH'S problem in the
play
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of the no-trump grand slain was to find and pick up the queen of diamonds.
2ll the same size. (They cust him 74.)
hod
OXTAIL BOUP GAMMON STEAKS ** APPLES MIGNON
In no time at all Chef Brust
assembled his
chopped carrots, onions, and oxtail in
noat triangle,
a
He cooked them' gently n fat for a while, sprinkled
them with Bour, browned
tomato
answer they each gave to my question What do you think of FRENCH epoking?"
over
Own
For two of them would not admit that French cooking had
their anything national cooking.
Sald Wymarn the Swiss: "A good cook is a good cook wherever he comes from." And
he cooked my meal in the Swiss
style.
added a tablespoon of
Sald Brust the German "Ia puren, two glasses of red wine the heat restaurants food and four to five pints of water, equally good all over the
"It seems a lot, but it must world." And he cooked my reduce." The
for soup cooked
meal in the German style. an hour, and then Herr Brust But Hope the Englishman
frankly strained it, tasted it, added admitted
"French little madeira, cut up the cooking is supreme. All good
back into the soup.
The
xtail more fuely, and put it cooking is based on A
he cookid
meal in mty was cooked French style. mushrooms and
1ited That is why I with new potatoes. Englishman's menu- just (Detailed recipe following.) much more than the others.
And
the
the
that
Lemon cole," said Mr Hope THE SWISS MENU mixture of olive oll and butter, gamme
He won the opening heart leads superior
to Dover Country In his own hand and led four
much cheaper."" rounds of clubs. He noted that
As Wet followed to all four club leads. East discarded two spades while this was going on.
South's next step was to lake three rounds of spades. East followed to all three while West discarded a heart on the third spade.
the West sole and
they cooked I pleted up hints all the way,
SPRINGTIME SALAD FILLETS OF VEAL MERINGUE WITH KIRSCH For the springtime sulad, cher
I NOTICED that none of them used any galget other Wymann cut three large grape than a kitchen Inife,
fruit in half und scooped out the pulp. At lightning speed 1 SAW that each of them cut every bit of sinew and fat out he diced the fruit, hardboiled of the meat first.
eggs, melon, and cucumber,
the
A diamond
was led to king and the ten spot was play- ed from the dunny. East fol- low lowed and South played
from his own hand. This play uld not represent any great Benites on the part of South. He
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For
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TWO RECIPES IN DETAIL
of
dish, prinided on capers and lemon juice. Ha browned six ounces of butter, poured it over the fish, put a slice of lemon on
> FILLET OF VEAL: Cut ** GAMMON STEAKS: Dip each one and springled parsity
Into 21b,
gammon 2x thick cuts of
veal fillet over them.
Mr the steak, Hope small rounds half an inch thick. into unsalted flour, fry for two butter. cach aldo in with
Boazon minutes Flatten
a knife, removed the sinew from a 316.
and lay naido a diab. Fry middle cut of sirloin and tied it with salt, pepper, and thyme.
On 12, spread half a skinless together in butter come onlon, up with string,
three skinned pork pork sausage and put the others, two, or
Dip sausages, Goz. veal, lb. mush- on top like a sandwich. them in a file flour, an egg rooms all chopped. Ada half- beaten with a little oil, a grated class white wine, the hice of gruyere cheese, Fry in buiter inlf a lemon, three tablespoona
When boll three lo Alva minutes. of bechamel sauce. Spread the risotto on c long ing add one egg yalle, let it cool dish, lay the veal on top, and a little, and spread over steaks. with thick tomato Cover with grated cheese and surround
melled butter and braWWE.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Beautiful Like A Mop
-That's What Christopher Said Mary Jane Wa5-
By MAX TRELL
4:loth speak
the dishcloth could
CHRISTOPHER Cricket came "And was it the dishcloth that over to Knarf who was sit- was speaking, Christopher?" ting on the floor next to Mary asked Mary Jane. Jane, the flag Doll, and said in
"That's just what it waS," voles: "You look Christopher replied. his politest
"And the beautiful today, Mary Jane."
"Why, thank you, Christo- next minute, another voice broke pher," sald Mary Jane, who in to say that it wasn't hand-
some either. It was Mop. wasn't at all used to having ''Just looft at me, it said. people compliment her on her you're lucky, dishcloth, You wash dishes. But I scruminage
beauty,
Christopher Cricket smiled and said: "You're as beautiful ulong the floor, slopping and mopping. I took like someone who's never combed her hair. Mary Compared
to me, you're a beauty!
East Foss
South West
North
10
AT 34
us a mop."
"Christopher!"
Pass Pasa
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Opening Tead-♥ Q
PORN today, you have droog hostesses and have n defaite
covielloaS
for weaving clothes with excellent flair combustion, great style. You have a keen judgment-o for sometimes those who buve sense of humour and a talent for
Pass witty conversation become bright and strong ideas tend to stubborn and lose their balanced which often makes you the lile judgment. You appear to have of any party which you nitrend. escaped this dilemma rod hence This depends upon your mood. are times after for help and however, and there are sought advice by all those within your when you withdraw into your
and hardly group. You would make a good shell
say a word! trial Judge, for you would be This usually means that you are to weigh evidence fairly, among people whom you find able
This is some- yet always sliding by the teneta dull ond boring.
of the low. You always are oble thing you do not enjoy! You
to see through a pose or a shani want your associates to be as and get at the basle facts which brillent ond as amusing as speak the truth, no matter how yourself.
pleasant it may be.
Among those born on this date If all this would appear to were: Albert 5. Burleson, snake you too serious and stulty, statesman; Charles Couriney, then this the wrong impres- actor: John F. Coucher, educa sian, indecl You are deeply for; the Earl of Liverpool; Susan syapathetic and understanding . Blow, kindergarten plence; at the problems of others. By raid Percy O'Neil, actress. asture, you
emotiual, affectionate and demonstrafive) To and what the stars have in If you do not exhibit these lore for you lomanow select 'characteristler, it la because you your birthday star rad read the
have repressed them unnaturally, corresponding
paragraphs. Let You women have a great deal your birthday star be your daily af magnetic lern, are exceliten guide.
SATURDAY, JUNE 8
GEMINI (May 22-Juno 213-- Alert thenghtfulness In the beet method to elinin praeteal resutlu to day without digremions
simply took advantage of West's overcall desperation two-heart to count the hand. West needed
over six. hearts for his jump call. Adding four clubs and two spades made a total of 12 cards in three sulta, Hence, he could only hold one diamond and the finesse was a sure thing.
This hand illustrates the folly West knew of a pointless bid.
bid
Jane.
cried
Knar said In a sharp Volce (for he was a Mule angry at Christopher): "A mop su't beautiful at all."
Poor Mary Jane's feelings were hurt. She put her head in her arms and looked as if she might be crying.
"You'd better apologise," Knart said to Christopher,
"You look beautiful," Christo- pher Cricket told Mary Jane. ing we're ugly either. Dishcloth Slily Talk
hasn't much shope, to be sure, "And then, who should break but what shape it has is pleasant And as for Christo and comfortable. in but Scrub Brush:,"
her went on.
Mop, she's got lovely curls an waves. As for me, just find me unyone as strong as I am, I can clean the whole house without even feeling it
we?
'Just listen to you two Scrub Brush said, "Talking about being handsome or not hand some. It's the silliest talk Pve ever heard. What are
"So you see," sald Christo- Embroidered- handlowels or her to Knart and Mary Jane, tailles or ebony-handled hair- "you never know about what's brushes? The question 18-are beautiful and what isn't beaull- ful. And that's why I said that we useful or are wa not?'
"We are, replied the other Mary Jane was us beautiful as a mop! Because a mop really is two. This sounded as if Christo- Then why are we worrying beautiful.” pher Cricket had a story to tell. about being handsome?
"But a mop is beautiful," said Christopher. "And so ly a dish- cloth and so is a scrub brush. I learned all that last night when I WOS walking around the house,"
We're
And this time, Mary Jane felt
clean for me as beautiful as a mop," shej
that his opponents had a game | Sure enough, that was the case. doing heavy, hard work. If it really complimented. or better. He also should have So Knart and Mary Jane, who weren't for us, the dishes that "It isn't everyone who calls:
hud recovered her good spirits went out hining known that his two-heart
again, begged Christopher to dinner wouldn't be able to go said to Christopher Cricket, make himself comfortable and out the same way for supper.
could do him no good. at all.
Instead, it hurt him terribly, Without that bld North and South might have stopped at a small slam. if they had hid the grand slam they would not have known how to play it and might easily have mbiguessed the dia- mond queen and gone down a trick instead of making the con-
SAGITTARIU76 (Nov. 21-Dre, 2) | track, You can help womeone his morning and it eventually may nerrue to your own advantage.
CANCEL (June 23-July 23)--- CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)— Morning hours can be productive of Thia to day in which to target the exellent results if you are practical job and all business problema, Relax Ant positive. Be careful this even with relatives to the country if
you
23).
ing.
(July 24-Aug. LEO Morning Hou are excellent for con. after involving both idential home and business affairs.
21 24-50pt. VIRGO CAVE. Maging kours are fine. Do all im. Betoro unchtime. partons work After that, relax tensions and rest,
24-Oct. 23) {Sapt. LIBRA Be cautious this afternoon especially if uncial matters, are involved in your setiviiles.
SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov. Morning hours aly okay sm after-
22)-
can.
AQUARIUS (Jan), 21-Feb, 10)- Regia the week-end with a shopplag rec, ther morning, Find excellent bargains and thoroughly enjoy your- Dolf
30)-
PISCES (Fed. 20-Mar, Conunue your major intereala" this torming and he prepared to accept a new opportunity if it is offered.
ARTIES (Mat. 21-Apr. 20) Brake an important new contact which will prove a valuable burinera arset in the months to co1778.
TAUNUS (Apr. 21-May
-(13
nou hours treacherous, but the You are wamed not to be impulsive evening
is excrilent to make an im- this eversing in making a decision
pastan decizion,
which mighi jeopardise your future.
V-CARD ServiČA
Q-The bidding has been: South West Norla Easi 14
Pasa 2
Pasa
You, South, hold: SAKJS.VAQ76 405 SAJI
What do you do?
A-Bid three hearts. You are golog on to game but mayba hearts or avea no-trump is the best fasl contract.
TODAY'S QUESTION You hold the same hand. After your three-heart bid your· part- ner bids three no-trump. What
do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
for
sauce.
Christopher uncrossed his legs, HOLLYVOGUE
tell them exactly what had hup- And if it weren't for us, the got up, bowed and said: "Mary pened
he last night with
floors would be black with dust, walked around the house,
diri and footprints.
After Dark Christopher snt himself down, crossed his many legs, and he~[ fant
"You never CON tell what you'll hear when you walk around the house late at night; as I do," he said,
"Now take the kitchen. You'd never think you'd hear anything interesting in the kitchen after It's dark and everyone in the) house has gone to sleep. But I. did,"
What did you hear, Chr)5- topher?" asked Knart.
"It was like this," said Chris- topher.
was
"I had just made myself com- 'fortable under the leg of the table facing the sink and just getting ready to play my- self a song on my gultar when I heard a volca saying: Ah mo- if only I was handsome!"
"It was a wet, zoggy sort of volee, just the sort of voice you'd | expect to hear from the dish-
But, mind you, I'm not say-
Jane, you're more beautiful than mop. You're the most beauti- ful rag doll I've ever seen."
Rupert and the Rolling Ball-26
In his efforts to reach his pals. Rupert lean forward and jerka abour inside his glass cage. To his anxiety the aeth drops WAY rapidly as the great globe ahoots upwards into the clouds, "05 dear," says Rupert. "Now I'm in a thick fog. I can't see a shing
I wonder if I touched something that the man warned me again S He can't have meant me to pop about like this. What are there handles ? I must get out of this dark somehow. And very vourly he moves one of the landles beside him.
ALL HIGHBU UZAKAYLA
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