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This Funny World

'If you don't have a headache, this commercial will give you one!'

.BY. THE WAY O

by Beachcomber

PRISONER in the dock last Átter the performance of the A week was ordered by a oratorio, the Council reported

magistrate to lake bis hands that people in the streets of out of his pockets. He replied, Athens were humming. “Elgood, "I have neither belt nor bences. M. R., Danvers, L., Hapgood, The magistrate then "cancelled C. S. as they went about their the order," says my recount,

Or course, the magistrate

work.

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twine, or he might havę. said,

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you must let your T SEE that artificial clouds are trousers fall with a crash. You to be fired from rockets. If may pull them up ugah when they do not produce artificial you leave the court, in order to rain, an artificial wind will have svold entangling your feet in

to blow them -away from the than.” But that would have enormous artificial sun, anchored "savoured of the music-hall," as to a space satellite and heated the mayor said when a draper's

by electricity. This dummy wife menaced him with

sun, with a background of pre- rolling-pin.

fabricated sky, will dart intra- red anys towards the earth, and the earth, being the only genuine thing concemed in 'he whole business, will be duly grateful. As the scientist song, when he invented plastic cauliflower meiling of fish, "Anything Nature can do. I can do better."

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WHAT is described as a new technique of engraving has been invented by Senor Dall. He employs a gunsmith to fire a thirteenth century Dutch arque- with powder und bus, loaded pulverised penelis, at a stone wall, A siege run, loaded with paint, ought to be able to pro- duce something new in the way of murals.

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Better late than never

IT has taken the British Coun

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et a long time to realise the possibilities of the "List of Huntingdonshire Cebaken" propagandu for British culture. i hear that there is to be a read- ing from the List next month in the Lipscani Theatre In Bucharest. The selection of names to be read will be roughly the one that was Fung as on oratorio in Athens last year.

with Tarrart, began

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tomorrow.

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YOUR BIRTHDAY ..........By STELLA

TUESDAY, JUNE 4

BORN today, you are kind, have a good manager who con

sympathetile and unselfish, push you forward.

one

Since your intuitions are highly Attractive to members of the developed, be sure pay heed, opposite sex, you undoubtedly for you should nover trust some will have more than one to whom, upon first sight, romance before you decide to you minnot give your unqualified settle down to marriage. If you approval. Your Instincts will are careful to select just the never mislead you. You are spl right male to to be influenced by your friends, perament, for you have deep desire to exceptional happiness. You are be liked by everyone and you not woo good at managing your went to be pleasant, popular and business affairs, no select pleasing to all. You may need domestic portner who hoa the

to learn to stand on your own fect a little more it you are to

reach the top in fast order.

suit your tem- you can

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talent that you lack. You may

this Dean,

neve be rich-but neither will you ever be lo want?

Among those born on You are a student by nature, date were: Waiter L. and you love knowledge for the painter; Wendell P. Garrison sake of leaning. You have a editor; Harry Greb, pugilist; and good speaking voice and prob- Frances Starr, Rosalind Russell ably will lecture informatively ad Helen Wood, actresses. and entertainingly. Since you of

the fair rex are fair, indeed, To find what the stars have in you probably would do well on store for you tomorrow, select the stage, screen or in mdio or your birthday stor and read TV. You have the

corresponding paragraph. emotional The makeup to undertaku seriously a Let your birthday stor be your dramatic career, provided you daily gukic.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5

QEMINI (May 22 June 21)

·Develop plans, previously made, and progren by your own efforts toward *substantial success,

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)--- Do your best to put forth your hent efforts and, you will reach an im- portant peak of success today.

CANCER. (June

22-July 13——

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jun. 20)- Act upon important inattes and per- Green lights are for you! Know the hape a paper which you have direction in which you are moving been pomponing unill a good day, and then get going." Treats là 133

AQUARIUS: (Jan. X1-75b, 19)— LEO (July 24 - AVE. 3)- Your prospects we improving, You Personal affairs, perisape” involving ; may discover, that a builher trip health, should be given parsmount · kings you. better' "than

average Mikrobion pow. Probnous outlooki pofita

PISCES (lub. 20-Mar VIGO (Ang...) 24-9?pt, #3)-- Don't neglect excial Reports up toury's This is even a better day than yes, progress. You will find that a com ferday, so tako full advantagy of operative venture pays off, any new opportunities offered,

LIBRA (Bept. Zück.

ARIES (MAT. 21-Apr.

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- you are contemplating an em There is a mesto quality to this day ployment change, then the might be which makes you one of fortune's a devourable day to look into the favourites. Take a posilyo tillade. matter, Woroughly,

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Scorpio (Oct. 26-27, This coe of your best days this zon. The stare "yesi' pei rendła now mathing you hare bem work-

TAURUS (ADF); 31-MAY

You can efford to be more adventure-

porne than Uriel

stars are favourably inclined in your direction.

THE CHINA MAMTM TUESDAY, JUNE 4, 1957: ·

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Play Is Bad As Bidding

By OSWALD JACOBY

QOUTH'S bidding was criminal and his play of the hood veer butchery. The combination added up to tragedy.

Wesl's doubld of four spades was illy from one standpoint only. Narth or South could run out to four no-trump and that contract might make easily. However, West know his birds and was really delighted with North's redouble.

At

South won the opening lead with his queen of trumpa. East discarded a low diamond. this point South could escape with a one trick loss by leading

heart toward dummy and Anessing, but he seemed deter- mined to pay as large a penalty as possible.

South played the king, ace and another diamond. He trumped, West overruffed and led the seven of clubs. It went ten, jack, and now South came up

ace

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West

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Opening lead-A J

WOMANSENSE

"Ardents", designed on the "Uberty Hine" by Christian Dior, la an elegant evening dress in red printed taffeta, It has a wide square neckline, draped sleeves and a fiting bodice alightly draped in the front, The skirt is short in front, but has a long train at live back---Agence Prance-Presse,

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Vegetable Broth Served With Cheese Sticks

"TH

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN

66FTHE old-time homemade vegetable broth is per-

fect for dinner," especially when it is served with. Cheddar cheese sticks, chef," I said.

"Of course, Madame, it takes the broth acverni hour to Chef, simmer," observed the "but it does not need ony attention meanwhile.

"The soup meat can be used in making meat loaf, hash, bett

and tomato casserole,

Cornish

pasties or meat balls, Benson well to bring up favour."

Just

the

"That to a good suggestion, Chef" I replied,

"Soup incat is high in protein value. It is the flavour esseNTES, fat and part of the minerals and vitamins that cook out into the broth. That's why any experi- enced homemaker would make full use of it to add that whole- come flavour.".

Dinner

Veetablo Broth with Cheese Sticks Panned Liver Slicks with Onion Gravy Parglied Potatoes

Coleslaw Orange Ambrosia

Tea

Coffee

Milk

All Mesurements Are Level

on Recipes Proportioned to Serca s to

Questionnaire Parental Authority

THIS

By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D.

HIS business of parental foult lies with the parents, not

authority has two the child,

How about checking your own altitudo by answering simple questions?

with another bad play. He led a club back. East won the king of sides. clubs and laid down the queen of diamonds.

West overnaffed again and led á bump. South won in his own

hand and finally led a heart and finessed. East won his third

last club trick and played

It did not matter what South did

now. He sill had to lose on-

other heart trick and was down

three for a loss of 1,800 polnis

If South had raised North's two no-trump bid to three as he should have, North would almost in surely have made the bid. ony event no one would have doubled and no one would have been hurt.

V&CARD Sensens

You parents view it as sort of a protective shield to safeguard your child growing up during his period. The youngster, on the other hand, quite often regards this authority as a barrier to his desire inde, pendence.

Simple Check

These

HOMEMADE VEGETABLE BROTU served with Cheddar cheese sticks whris the family's appetite,

Vertiable Broth:

Sift together 1, already- the remaining 1⁄4 c. of cheese, In a large

Roll 16" thick. Cut into 4′′ kettle, combine 2 lbs, lean soup sifted enriched four, V tsp.

muslard - nod 18p. strips " wide with a pastry ment, 4 lbs, soup bones, 2 qus, day

Add 1/3 c wheel or life. Place on a cold water, i thep. salt and 3 cayenne pepper. quartered Intga onions. Cover butter or margarine and c cookie sheet. and simmer 4 hrs. Do not boll, chocoo, With a pastry blonder,

chop to con190-crumb consist Remove the meat, bones and ency onions. Save the meat. |

Strain tho double cheesecloth.

broth

Let sland 30 min, for fat to rise. Remove fat

Bako 12 to 15 min, in..a modorata oven, 350 F Makes 6 to 0 doz.

tied in

Helpful Hints For

Adu 1%1⁄2 tbsp, water and mix

Trick of the Chaf through lightly.

Shape into a ball and roll " To remova int from the Tie in a cheesecloth bag, thick, Sprinkle one side of the surface of broth while warm, tup. Savoury Icavco, 14 tsp. dough with 4 c. checgo Fold lot stand 30 min.. Then brush 1-Are you asserting author- | whole basii and 1/3 c. dried over the dough. Press the over with 2 ice cubes ity over your children to satisfy onion flakes. Add to the broth, edges together. Repeat, using white cloth, your own need of a sense of power or importance?

Bring to boiling point; boil B 2-Are you influenced by the min opinions of neighbours or friends

children should on how

be raised?

3-Do you assert your author-

the stock, add 21⁄2 By chiefly for your own com-strained fresh tomatoes, 1⁄2 tsp. fort and convenience?

celery salt, 4 top, each ground 4-Do you do it simply as a ginger and garlic powder, matter of habit without giving tsp. ground black pepper and I is much thought?

tsp. sugar. Bring to a rapid these ques-ball. tions may help you understand yourself. If you realise that your attitude is an unfair one, carrot, Very often parents complain you may find that changing to their doctor that some emo- will get tional or mental handicap is

around. blocking their child's progress

Childhood Training Whether he adjusts to this authority depends as much upon the parents as it does upon And adjunt he the youngster. must, for his future acceplance or defiance of authority is based to a great degree on his child- hood training,

Pam

Q-The bidding has been: Bould Went North 14

You, South, hold:

24

Exat Pas

by causing open conflict be- tween the youngster mother and dad.

MAQDIG VEEL +K34 408

What do you do?

A-Pass. Your hand is not strong enough to proceed further. TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

MAQETE WASS QA24 455

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

TJ

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12. Mesure for Waletas (2,7), 14. Halt with deer, sometimes,' (8)

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20. Propeller in a way, (3)

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(4)

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manufacture their stock 7: (0) Down without a penny, (3)

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and

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Letizia player†' (8)

4. Oul out. (D).

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shredded C. itturnip and 4 c. strecided raw results ali potatoes, Cool 5 min.

If you can solve disputes with and his your children before anyone is really harmed, you are doing u

helping the

In some cases, of course, this good job in

Is true. But in many others the through a difficult period.

BOYS' AND

Remove the spices. Add salt to taste. Serve very hot,

Cheddar Cheena Alicks: Grate 4th. agos Cheddar cheese or enough to make 1 o

The Homemaker

By HILLARY WENTWORTH

1. If a cup of vinegar is poured over the outside of the windshield, allowing It to trickle down the glass from the top to bottom, it will prove very effective in a heavy rain.

2. For the care

of old oak furniture, try beer. The beer should be warm,

It

not only gives the wood n

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

He Was A Postman Once

-General Tin Tells How He Delivered The Mail-

Just before the weather began turning cold, I delivered post- cards or rather postleaves, pli because the messages were written on loaves to all the Swallows and Robins and Wrens By MAX TRELL fers to a cow. They were from a

on the other in the neighbourhood. They all horse who lived

came from the Owl. couldn't TEDDY, the Stuffed Bear, was side of the road.

help reading ono of them. K silling on the steps of the

"I don't know what was in the readt Winter's coming. Beware!" house with Knarf, the shadow lettere--it's impolite, of cours; The next day they were

all boy with the turned-about to read anyone else's mall-bul packed and ready to fly soul.”

and

Hiawatha, the

I think the horce kept asking Wooden Indian Boy: when the cow to cross over into his

Ho "I didn't know things Postman cure along.,

meadow and help him with the that happened," Hiawatha said.

Pootmon carried a sack of ploughing letters slung across his back.

"Good morning," said Post- man, Then he dropped a letter

From A Cat

"And another time," General

in the box, rang the bell twice Tin went on, "I delivered a let- and hurried off to deliver letters ter from a cat to a mouse.

to the other houses

street

"They keep happening right along?" rald General Tin. The hardest letter I ever had to de- ilver was to an earthworm."

General Tin delivered letters

along the

I

exclaimed "An earthworm?" don't know what was in that Teddy. latter either, but the mouse just wrote back---No!"

Difficult Task

the letter,

for. General The letter was Tin, the Tin Soldier. Koor!, Teddy and Hawatha went in sida and gave it to him.

Later, after General Tin had finished reading the lotter, Teddy mentioned to General | Tin that he would like to be a be grow up. postman when Knart and Hiawatha agreed that they would like to be postmen,

·100.

Former Postman.

"Very good idea," said Gener el Tin. "Come to think of it. I was once a postman_myself."

Knart exclaimed: "You were General Tin! When?i

"Quite a long while ago. But I wasn't a regular kind of post- man. I didn't deliver letters orai packages to people like the post- man you saw this morning. My deliveries were different," said the General.

Kret looked curious. “For Instance?!

Ton Sostenice," Grecia) The continued. “I used to dielival Set:-

to a cow.

Imagine my disap-

So of I

"She must have asked the "Yes. It was difficult enough pointment to find a note read mouse to come out, Teddy said, crawling down the hole where in Gone fishing."

"Very likely,"

nodded the he lived. But when I finally went to the nearest pond. And General, and one autumn day, got down to the bottom with there he was, hanging from

hook about five feet umdor water,

Rupert and the Rolling Ball-23

Let

Full of curiosity Rupert gole toy finass invention. forward to look into the rest life you inside. That's right, ball. It seems to be made of When 1 finished the globe i found something like glass and inside it it too sail to 3, so when. 1 saw you 1, meanired you and you there is a small sext. und morg wires and hatulien, But what is: ware wall coough, and cere: "we is for the queries. You must Now at down. But don't

touch anything." weil ask," chuckies the man.

A

lovely patina, but also has a, rich darkening effect.

3. For routine care of such things as ivory bruth-backs, occasional rubbing with u soft cloth is all that is nooded. Ivary bonents by By exposure to sunshine. rubbing the brush with a with soft cloth moistened 'methylated spirlis, yellow-

ing can

diminished,

generally be

4. Keep wood tea leaves and when nooded, sole in boll- ing water. The liquid is

good for window cleaning, and the leaves sprinkled oni carpets bring up the fresh colours and keep down the dust.

5. Never wash rayons in very hot water or rub while washing. Do not dry near intense heat and from with warm Iron only, whers alightly and evenly damp.

6. To remove grease spots from a school tunle, get half a pint of water and add a teaspoon of ammonia to it. Rub over the stain with a soft rag, and then give the funle a rub all over before pressing with an iron and a damp cloth, Give a final presa over with a dry cloth,

7. For ink stains, rub with a ripe tomato cut in half, and

ofterwards

water-rin

preference,

with Sponge

woder for

8. Should trult stains occur on silk, it is best to wash In lukewarm water con- taining some borax.

"Being a dutiful postmon, I jumped into his pond. I was about to give the worm tis 20tter when a fish came along 9. with its mouth wide open. The fish looked as it it was going to swallow the worm."

"What did you do, General Tin?" Knart asked excitedly,

10.

"I took the worn off the hool and brought him back to: Bia Hole. Then I harded him t letter. All in all, I did a good dond. I mived the woTİN from being eaten, the fish troms being caught and I delivered the lot=11. ter. I think I'm the only post- men who ever did anything Mke, |that," said General Tĺn.

And he puffed out his chest and looked quite proud of himpe

well..

12.

Painful, swollen feet should be soaked in hot wilted

·water · and then

managed with vinegar for swift relict.

Furniture, especially planos, will be clear of fingermarka, stains and grease by a polish of

gill of furpentine, of methylated spirit, paraffin and vinegar. Shake well,

08:0

Choco stayə" moist – If, before it is put away in the refrigerator, the qui wedge

1⁄2 buttered

Squetze pesongen just before strving the Julon, IS

- morm, matritiosam, the war,