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This Funny World

3-8

"The spinach didn't look too good,

BY

THE

Maakon

SteNanghi Rendleats, Inc.

so à bought gum-drapa”

WAY

by Beachcomber

AN trommonger tells me that when he says "Um baw um,"

the practice

of stamping ke the film braves, his accent

him. is betrage Ogg with a date in code

They call him leading to a great deal of spy- Tommy Hawke.

ing.

Beautiful women are hanging

about packing stations, in the WATCH very closely hope of inducing young packers WAT

THE CHINA MAIE, MONDAY, MAY 13, 1957,

JACOBY

́ON BRIDGE

Clubs Set Up By Low Card

· By OSWALD JACOBY

THE Intercollegiate Bridge championship is played witřk 10 specially devised hands. Each includes some special problem in bidding, play or both and rives one side or the other a Chence to achieve a par.

Hand No, is a North-South par. They must bid and mako Airco no-trump.

The bidding presents no par- ticular diloulty, South has a nice, comfortable, one-spade opening and two no-trump re- bid after North bids two clube. With 11 points in high carda and a six-card suit, North bida three

WEST

AK 104

❤00642

BG3

107

NORTH

J5

J 10

20

A 109

KQ#653

EAST (D) A02

753

SOUTH AQ9763

MAKQ

◆ KQJ 482

7042 A34

No ane vulnerable

South West North

Narkover maxima

the

TV partner of the boy

who

East Pasz

Paxs

2 N.T.

Pass

14 Poss 悲痛

3N4.

A MASTER who demands xơ pockel-money

Pass

Poss

Pass

of

to give them a copy of the Decret code after a night of wine Wears shin-pads at the bridge

table.

und laughter

in the County

Hotel. The Board has become interest on the po alarmed the leakage egg dates that many consign- cept for a boy during the term ments are being marked in in- will probably have mislaid the vkible ink. The code number money when it

claimed.

Opening lead-A

cheerfully and West opens

his

will only becoine clear when the THE PHRASE in an end-of-fourth beat heart, the four-opot. egg begins to boll. Bet who runs term report "He is quick

the mysterious organisation the uptake," may have more the than one meaning for a hard-

which intercepts eggs

on

way from the coding office, and bitten parent, codes the 1956 battery eggs as super-new-fold?

Would you believe it? THE Nottingham Transport

of school

IT IS surprising how brillian! the most backward boy al arlthmetic can become when it is u question of the duily financial transactions authorities refused to accept re, an Indian with a beard and a Aurban

Lu as u

conductor, Lit-tle Bo-Pest unlas he removed both. There is probably by-Hw makes it legal for a female

South had to win in his own hand and then leads the deuce of clubs, West plays the seven or the ten (that makes no dứ- ference) and now South mast make the key play of the hand. He must play a low club from dummy.

WOMANSENSE

Eighteen-year-old Valerie Drow enjoys the sun at Hyde Park Lido, London, In a gay swimsuit designed by couturler

Balto of Milan,

GET OUT OF THE

BEAUTY RUT!

OMETIMES

"always " there's more than one

woman..

KEEP IN TRIM... By IDA JEAN KAIN

How PROTEIN

Parë - 5

Builds SLIMNESS

TT'S pleasant to know that to keep the snuck within 100

uses calorica. The effect of food in raising the metabol- ism is termed Its specific dynamic action, and of all foods, proteins havo the greatest effect. The power

of protein to build slimness

CHOICE DIET PATTERN Breakfast-200 to 275 calories Cllrus Fruit Juice-6 oz. Choice of:

1 or 2 eggs-Thin Slice Toast Bulter, pat

On Hot Cereal, cup

is made startlingly clear Whole Milk, cup, Sugar 1 tsp.

when you realise you can re-

duce faster on a diet that

* Coffee, black

• Note: Ir sweetening

Lunch-325 calories Protein Choice:

I

includes extra protein (extra wished, use saccharine, Sugarine menna

than moro

or Suçaryl, no calories, the amount needed for repair work) than you can diet containing exactly the kame number of calories but lese protein.

on

2

Don't overlook the advantage of eating three moderate meals a day, rather than having a

large evening meal, Again t is Clevated metabolism: when three meals are eaten, the speelfle dynamic effects keep the metabolism raised for 13 to 16 hours.

Also, there is a better carryover of energy when Ja complete protein 18 Included at each of the three meals, starting with breakfast,

CONTROLS HUNGER

More recent research stresses the part liberal protein plays in the control of hunger. As everyolle knows, it is next to impossible to stay with a diet that leaves you feeling all-gone. When blood sugar goca, down, energy flat-hunger sensations. Experiments resulting in

A

cgas.

wanes..

can be a dreary word tering hair style for each show 11's the protein foods as, for example, "I always buy black dresses," or "I always wear my hair this

WHY.

How dull!

Don't women who

Any

else, it behooves a

ment, Ash, fowl, milk. cheese which keep the blood sugar Jevelo steady, sustain

For varlely's sake, If nothing

woman to energy, and stave off hunger. why three balanced vary her hairdo from time to That's time.

At the very least, she meals a day, each built around should know how to arrange a complete protein-food, make

such things realise they're glamorous style for big good slimming fare,

After of in a rut?

It docsn't matter whether East or West wins that trick or what suit they play. A second club lead by South will estab- Ush

four club tricks in the It true that, North hand while the sce

diamonds will be an the new ra-di-o

entry, South will even make an over- trick if East and West don't inke their

king of and suades quickly.

which "DAD-DY, is

Un-der

"On-ly-sev-en-teen hous

conducttar to wear a yashmak, ebar-ter we shall on-ly be ab-{{} On the No. 11 route in London to Us-ten to the B.B.C. From there is an Usabaweee witeli- 7 a.m. un-til mid-night?" doctor who delights the children "I'm afraid so." by going on duty in his full war-paint, with a clothes-peg suck through his nose, red and white circles painted on his face, and a forest of stove-pipes clamped to the top of his head. He is a Wandsworth man, and

day?"

"That's all"

"Well,"what are we to do for the rest of the time?"

"Good-ArSS an-ly knows. Get some rest, per-haps."

YOUR BIRTHDAY.

MONDAY, MAY 13

DORN today, you have

BORN

រៅដ

It South plays a club honour from dummy he will go down

two tricks. East will duck that trick but will win the second

with the ace of diamonds to ez-

It'a

Why "always" wear black dress?

darkly monotonous. Why not occa- Sioually burst out in colour, look bright and gay?

much

Q110

ali, evenings,

A diet that is too-heavy with changes from tailored to dress- up clothes for dates. It makes sweets can paradoxically result

to sense

lowered blood sugar, for change in

en sugar is quickly burned up. hairdos os you do clothes, they'll look appropriate for the This sets up a fattening cycle: occasion.

quickly burned foods, lowered blood sugar, hunger pangs. To "Always" con Indeed be a salisty the hunger, chance ore dreary word

bul only some more sweets will be eaten, and times. It can be used in wise the

ניי

procesa

starts oll

over

• Tuna fish, 1⁄2 cup

200 cal.

on thin alice buttered toast Ground round steak-34 oz. on toasted half bun-nustard Tinned Apricots or Fresh Fruit Cole Slaw or Silced Tomato

Hot Tea with Lemon

• Note: Wash all from Tuna fah or use Tuna tinned without all

Late-Afternoon Energy Plok-Up

Buttermilk or Skim Mil 60 enl

Dinner-305 calories Protein Choice:

Brolled Mackerel with icon

Or Cheese Soule,

Ch00:30 ocup

200 cal, Or Veal Cullet-broiled

1 cup 220' exl,

40 Calorie Veg.

Bects, carrots,

or half a baked potato Choose one:

20 Calorie Veg1⁄4 cup Broccoli, greens or string benas Butter for Vegetables,

I leaspoon 50 cal. Broiled Grapefruit, 14-85 cal. with 1 tsp. honey Coffee or Tea Calories for day 1000 to 1076,

"Dipper" Waves Are Flattering

"DIPPER" WAVES, popular during the thirties, have been revived for the neat hairdo, nt left, and the more glamorous one at right.

HA

By JEANNE D'ARCY

As for "always", wearing club lead. Now South will and the same coiffure, how silly! ways, too. Statements such as again.

"I always allow plenty of tine that he can get back to dummy A WOMILN who never

to apply make-up, pr

To prevent the all-gone feel- tablish the club suit but this will changes her hairdo must always set aside one evening a ing in the late afternoon, it is AIR stylists are tak- big and little dippers are leave the sult high and dry with think she's found the one week for beauty chores make wise to purposely piecemeal ing to the waves the style.

and only way to comb curis rense. At least you're sure of with a late afternoon snack to

Latest word from EL women une thing: the

who maintain the blood sugar level, so they're becoming. The

salon with plck-up

branches in makes such statements always protela

JA mast effective. The slimmleg rule is France and the U.S., is that

no entry left in dummy.

By STELLA +CARD Senisens truth of the matter is that looks well-groomed,

a although as a mile you keep relbing Nature which them under strict control. makes it difficult for outsiders However, since

you

aro

of

to mow you very well. Being exceptionally popular with highly intuitive-even psychic members of the opposite sex. at times you are a person you may have a number apart and not easily under- romances before you settle alood by the average run nf down. Une care in the selection people you meet. Being highly of your mate, for unless you! adaptable, you readily it into find just the right one, you will any plche into which life tosses probably wed more than once. you and just easily. There Take care of your diet after may be fres of ambitton burn middle age, for you are a little ing underneath, but no one else too fond of rith foods, will know. Hence, it may

fold.

Home

como as a great surprise when Among those born on this

were: Sir Arthur S you distinguish yourself pro- date fessionally in

composer: Mario artistic Sullivan,

Theresa of Hungary: Daphne

Maurter, du

author: Arthur Within yourself is the will to Rotch, architect; Milton Abord, succeed, but you need to do a theatrical producer, and Adolph little surring up now and thent D. Straus, merchant. You are much too prone to it: To find what the story hayc back and dream of what "could in store for you tomorrow, be," instead of tackling a select your birthday star and problem which would bring you read the corresponding para. material wealth as well as fame, graph. Let your birthday star

Your emotions Are strong, be your daily gulde.

TUESDAY, MAY 14

not

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21) function better if you are Think over all facets of your netlon over-tired. carefully this morning. specially before making any move concern

LEO (July 24-Aug. 22 ing Joint money matters.

A day for real action, Children's affairs appear to be in the fore- front. Make on important decision right now.

GEMINI CATAS 22-June zi)

Job-hunting, this is a good day to go out looking. Your chances of Anding what cellent.

vinao you want . CX-

CANCER (June 22-July 21) Promote better heall by getting plenty of rest. You will find you

TARGET

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aquare, and there must 300an.

list. No plurals for words.: no praper vidmate. "TODAY'S · TABOFT : 13) whodu,

good, 23words, very good words, excellent,, Bolul) WM, tomorrow...

SATURDAṀA SOLUTION', Arin ársny kety | Affairs MY)|madan muran, York. beaten werke chert (motor mettri

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(Aug.

24-Sept Originality on the job should pay off with increased profits and earn- Ing. See that the boss knows what you're doing, too!

237-

LIURA (Sept, 24-Oct, Might travel for educational pur- pases and Increase your knowledge on a subject close to

your infor Interext in life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Now. Legal

matters come to the fore. See that you make important bus- new decisions with, wisdom foot

li

BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)—' If you are progressive and con- atructive in your basic attitudes. you can accomplies a great deal of Importance now.

CAPRICORN (hea, 29-Jan 18)—–— Matters at a distance involving Infinity, affairs may come up for Donal donation. Put in your word zie swiat is is worth

* AQUABIUS (J25, 23-Feb, · 193~~ Friendship - may, be of great_Sin= | today. Be of mutual disistance. portance at your personal affairs

(Feb

.. PICKS

L:

Q-The bidding has been: North

East South Weal

1

You, South, hold:

AA73 54 $AB7 AK J984

What do you do?

A-Bld three clabs. You hope your partner can bid three no- trump but anything else be does will be all right with you.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same at in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

MATA MS #A6I $AQ9843

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

15

Park (53)

370

2. 15 how trying time in Hyde 8. This world must be free of .]

nald Roosevelt, (4)

10. in beer in church tool (5) 1. A hundred in inuta-ana mei 10. Awo-ton girl. (

tousatrolders have one-- even if it is only inhale. (3) 14,.The little solentino workshop looks like a Frenon dance that took the wrong turning. (3)

15. They provide opportunities for

putting on welglit, (4-6)

BOYS'

AND

When Tin Was Tiny

GIRLS'

-He Was So Small, He Looked Like Nothing At All-

By MAX TRELL

vou

MAGAZINE

never

to

carried with mu for protection, that wicked sylder would have swallowed me. . This accident always taught me elimb up walls to the ceiling,"

"See expeily

"But my what

worst experience mean,” said General Tin, "Yes, was to get caught on a square I was small when I was young of flypaper that happened to

the turned-about name, mall. My mother, who was a sili,” went up to his friend General Chess Queen, often told Tin, the Tin Soldier, who was that she used to bathe me in a standing as usual at the side, of thimble and put me to sleep on the playroom door, As usual, a pincushion. too, General Tin stood tall and straight with his musket over his shoulder.

KNARF, the shadow boy with In fact, I was very, v-e-r-y be lying on the pantry window

Coming to a halt directly in front of the Tin Soldier, Knarf saluted and said: "Sir!"

Returned The Salute

General Tin lowered his musket smartly and returned Kaarts salute. Then he said "At case, Khart."

Knart smiled and sat on the floor.

me

"Really!" Exclaimed Khorf. "On a pincushion?”

sald

"Was it sticky?" Khart asked.

Nothing Stickier

Tin,

fy-

"Sir," replied General "With the pins taken out of "nothing is stickler then

When I lifted paper.

up one course," sald General Tin,

foot, the other one got stuck. "I'm glad

of that,

Then my hande got stuck. Yes, Knart...

and feet, I was stuck hands Bir" "Sir" General Tin went an, "I was so small that I looked ko nothing at all, You can't be much smaller than that.

down too.

my

"What's on your mind, boy?" said General Tin, like- wise sitting down on the floor.

"I used to go for a long walk around the edge of the carpet, One afternoon I climbed up a wall to the, colling."

"You did!" Knarf exclaimed,

me

I sow

The dippers have nothing to They're do with constellations. waves that dip softly over tem- ples or checks, providing pretty cover-up for milady's cars.

inspired by styles of the 30's, the coiffures are much preflier now than they were then, Rigid marcel-type waves have been replaced by wide, paft ones that are much more lattering to the Loco,

BOU

The big dipper wave is used for a short cut that will be com- fortable in summer months. Not only cool, it's easy to comb, too. Because the crown is flat, the hairdo fits nicely under Idle hats. The style has a side port, a big dipper wave at one temple, a larger dipper gracing each cheek. You could suum it up with two adjectives - neat and sophisticated.

The Ille dipper hairdo is more glamorous. You can pleture it looking pretty under a brood- brimmed hat. Hair's long but

up-turned, at back, to make a half roll.

Al front, the top hair is comb-

ed back to it swirls down

10

sides into two dippers that fot elther check. The forehead line Is softened with a wisp of beng over each temple..

Tia used to bo bathed In a thimble.

Because the bairdo has height This was a wonderful story.and could be varied to have But suddenly Knarf remember-more-It becomes the full-freed General Tin smiled. "Fortu-.

ed something. How could girl. The other style, snug and ately, I kept my wits about

afly brazzing you grab the fly's legs, General close to the head, is definitely through the window, straight in, when your own hands were for petite pixie faces. Then, the stuck in the Hypaper? You said for the flypaper. instant before it landed on the they were!" sticky stuff, I grabbed its legs. It buzzed with all its might. I held on to its legs until finally it drogged me out. And it was

very grateful to me as well.

"It was an unlucky day for explained that if it had landed

"Sir," said General Tin, "It | must have happened the way i suld. Otherwise, I wouldn't be

here to say it happened, now would I?”

And General Tin slowly rose

He took off his hat and leaned me, though, for a spider came on the flypaper it would never 10. Te on your receipt, and 14 looks his musket against the comer along and, if I hudn't poked at have got itself free again, I to his fcut again with a smile

** it its O.K. inside. (4)

of the wall.

him with a tack which I always had saved Rs life.".

on his lips.

2. Take partier・・・ We gülle a

AIO,

2. You got if an injection is

vooded (6)

How fro

raj.

.

Knart thought for a minute, Presently he Enid: "General

24 Are they fugitivna | Pin--,"

among the sandy pisitIN 7 (9)

Dewa

11. Cranking, imate, in the water

2. Drake and hen get involved. (8) They round of the booK YOU TORY BAY?

Hundred In Pat, 143

Do this to one short

ste à polion link-up. (4)

1,000

4. The person may have righta

• dvare. (5)

7. Bows Tandex yormen here.

9. Kookworgot see freedom

Lover 1 (31 11. Where Roscone got the

10. Bpoon for

29)

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Get an early start this marsing and Make Binancial hay while the shines on your leap- si "anshafariklad.

ABIES

21-Apr Acharge of menery"ndati d

Dod. If you' baye aliokmobe. La trico

נושי

mY BUI help to Dut

- Fotir leed. (6)

13. Ona peaby

BACH EN BOOTÉ.

run-

"S!?" said General Tin. "Im| at your service." -

"General Tin," began Koar{} ognin, "when you were small, how big were you?"

A puzzled look passed across General Tin's handsome, face,

Samo Sixe!

"I mean," said Knarf, "were (you), always the slzo... you, ATO DOW, Vor when you were younger? Children lurt, by being small and growing bigger. Puppies start by being mall and growing, blasts, Trook, kittens, plps and harnes all start by, being an EMPANGA

!

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At Rupert's 'wanda, she; stranger) (and with great care measures his

• fight. This muna, to satisfy bim (of course) -ba· lesstheN.

`lig be node two or three times' and don't go aways". Stradatillas without another word he walks Then he does worden omay, Well, what did all shat

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To Make Lemon Sherbet-

By Alice Denhoff

WHEREVER we go, we're on

W

the lookout for good

re- cipes, so today we offer one

wheedled from a friend.

It

is an exceedingly fine lemon aberbot;'***P

To serve, soak isp, plaár),, gobatin in 2 tbsp, cold water for min Dissolve, over hot water.

Heat 3'e milk, 1 c, thin cream, ''c. sugar taken from è magar," "Heat until súgsz.: dias molves...

Stir in gelatin, 2 tsp. gratef lemon rind, 1/3 c. letions (juice and 1 large bonone, well trimeta- ed.

Pour into freezing trop and freeze until Arm, Badru

Boot a egg whiée ! until stede beat in remaining materiali

Weld into sherbet which" baa been beaten amooth reitti a fork, Freese will firen, atirring once.