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This Funny World

JURY HOOM

'We'd like a copy of the doctor's report, a floor plan of the murder room, and another squint at the defendent's legs"

BY. THE WAY

by Beachcomber'

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"I SEE," said the magistrate, you Chipstock

"that you

call yourself Chopstick. They ask where my Chipstock, though your real pigtail is," "Then you might as name is Chopstick. Why?"

well go back to your real name,” "My wife objects to us being eplied the Chopsticks." doesn't mind you being called the Chipstocks?" "No. Not so much.""""What was her malden nume?" "Bippleawkdge." "Ah No wonder she doesn't mind being called Chipstock."

"Chopstick," said the man, "seemed to be a sort of Chinese name. I got laughed at" "Did anyone think you were a China- man?" "No, but they pre- tended to." "And do they call

THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, MAY 8,; · 1967.

YOUR BIRTHDAY

WEDNESDAY, MAY 8

By STELLA

PORN today, the store have expression which could · being | D given you talents beyond you miccess. It is possible that those of the average individual. full recognition may come to you There is, indeed, a touch of rather late in life, but once your genius in your makeup. But that success has arrived, it should be needs to be developed if it is to substantial and lasting. bring you the success and famo which you so richly deserve, Even the finest talents come to naught. If they lie fallow and undeveloped. You are not as self-confident as you should be and must learn to belleve In yourself first-then, the world will bellove in you, too!

Your loyalties are undisputed ond once a friend, always' a friend. You probably will have but one great love in your life. I this terminates in marriage, your wedded life should be ni exceptionally happy one. Other- wise, you might never wod.

Among those born on this date were: Dante, the poet; Robert Ingersoll Aitken, sculptor; Frank G. Carpenter, author, Wiliam K. Vanderbilt, financier, John Wesley Hill and Louls M. Gottschalk, composers; John Stuart Mill, philosopher, and Harry S. Truman, U.S. Presle dent,

You have a moody nature one which is.too easily depressed and disturbed by setbacks. You want everything to go along your way, and if you meet with Initial failure, you will mope and mean, it's a much better idea to forget the error and start out again toward o new and better goal. You may try a number of To find what the stars have in things before you find exactly store for you tomorrow, select what you want out of life. your birthday star and read the Literature, especially poetry, the corresponding paragraph. Let arls, particularly music, and your birthday ster be your daily philosophy

all ere

arens' of guide.

THURSDAY, MAY 9

TAURUS (Apr. #1-May 21) A reverse of fortune. Today is one of the lucky onest Act decisively while the store are smiling on you,

GEMINI (MAY 12-80240

2) Fortunate aspects, especially those in employment opportunities, whether you are an employee or employer. 'CANCER

12-July 23)-- If you are indudrious and con- scientious on the job, you will End that you are rewarded financially for your efforts.

LEO (July ZLAUE Business and finagre should take the load in your life today. Leava sociai matters stil the evening hours.

VIRGO CARS. #t-Bopt

This in your biggest day this month for personal succem. Bee that you get exactly what you wat OUT DE

LIBRA (8opt. 24-Oct.

Enterprise and initiative to now.

•JACOBY INEXPERIENCED shop-assist

ON BRIDGE

Trump Lead Sets Bidder

By OSWALD JACOBY

Life

Master's THE recent

Individual champlonialup was won by Edgar Kaplan of New York.

One of the hands that con- tributed this tie young

10

player's victory is shown today He was on lead against the four-heart contract and while many players

would Spened the tempting

club

have

ants, says an article, who give the wrong change, should

not be blamed too much. That

#

does not excuse the young chemist who Lave 100 tle change, and tapped Inaudibly on the shop window with sponge as the customer slepped into the street. Breakfast

FTER his night's rest Foul-

A enough's problem was break-

In his pocket was 73⁄41⁄2d. fast, He went into a large cafe, sat a corner table, and down at ordered porridge, eggs and bacon, Toast and marmalade and coffee

Но inished the meal, was given his bill, and went towards the door, tumed,

and made hastily for a table on the far side of the cafe away from

e cum

and drink

his corner. He sat down, order

of coffee, sult. He then made his way mut of 4 | and paid the bill for the cup of

Edgar dccided in favour of a

trump lend. He reasoned that coffee. since. hearts had been the only

smult bld there was no burry | Narkoper maxime

about establishing a club trick

and that declarer might need

a cross ruft to collect 10 teleks,

In spite of the opening trump lead South went after the cross It was his only chance,

ruff

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He won the first trick, played the ace of clubs, ruffed a club, pinyod

dunny's ace of dia- monds, ruffed a diamond, rufted the last club and 'Jed a spode. West won the trick and led. fourth club, South had to ruff and was down to two 'Irumps, same as West, South played another space.

West won this Thia

the

and played his last club.

left West with the long trump as the selling trick.

"At other tables the ldng of clubs

was opened Declarer would win the ace, ruft a club and play a spade. From that point, the defence took süvýral imes but declarer always found time to ruff out his other losing club, establish his fourth spado and thereby make his contract,

❤÷CARD Senso♣♦

The bidding has been:

North......... Kart Bouth West

Yau, South, hold: 6A987 VK74 4422 dueS-

What do you:tig?

A Bit one spadu. You hang nine points and a good four-card But Aho, your king of hearts ́appears to be well placed. -- "TODAY'A'QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, Bouth, holds are What do you do?,dag

IT IS sound policy to punish

eble,

New opportunities beckon. Be sure that you are really prepared to taka full advantage of them hartantly,

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. Major interestä should promet, ka sure that you have your mind on the most important thing in youY tife.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 3)-- No more dailying around or post. poning decisionsa! This is your day to Repostively and effectively for profil

CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jan. 203—| A business trip dealing with some legal matter of importance to your future should bring good results,

AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb.

If your health is good, then you may anticipate a business advancement,

with job improvement and better pay..

РІЗСЕЯ (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)- One of your most fortunate days for and business combining social activities. Make one complement the:

other,

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. Better than average inducersants for advancing toward your goal. Be alert and ready to act emciently at once,

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WOMANSENSE

Holiday Wear Created By Emilio Pucci

Three designs by Italy's Emilio, Puoch, which were on display recently in London, Left; a pink-and-grey holiday outût consisting of printed cotton saila pantaloons with a printed cotton satin shirt to match,

Centre: a cotton gaber dine playsult with matching hat in white glazed straw, Bight: a long terry togs in terry towelling.—Express.

Ultra-modernistic House Consists

+

of

A ultra

Two Giant Balloons

New York, conditioner which also cools stems to know what effect a - modernistic and warms the interior.

tomado. would have.

Ahouse. that сап be

The airhouse, which is ex-

The model airhouse unveiled

furniture, appllanota,