YOUR BIRTHDAY ........ By STELLA
SATURDAY, APRIL 27
and de-
PORN today, you have an exceptionally strong will-unbending against any assault except one made through the emotions! You like to inaku out that you are stern and cold-hearted. Exactly the opposite is true. You are emotional, affectionate monstrative. But you may have received a rebuff early in youth and, hence, "bottle up" your feelings excepting only those who are closest to you. An early marriage would be best for you, as st will give you an opportunity to express your normal affections without repression.
You men are interested in selence, are analytical in all your Interests and quite shijosophieni about life. Your malts dillculty, however, is that you often become depresæd for seemingly no renson #t all. The inore you try to find out why you are in the dumps, the further down you go! Actually, it may be a question of health or boredure. Get a physlent checkup first. If there is nothing physically wrong, then make a point to get more variety into your life. Sur up things. Get a new Interest A new ronmice sometimes helpst Pay a visit to someone out of town. In other words, change your scene of netivity and you will dis- caver that you are Hunting a new zest for life!
Becognition and Jaine may be slow in coming, but once they arrive, they will be substantial and permanent. In fact, you may Ilut be assured that wil Just live to see your tele status evaluated. The work you put into your job eventually will count in your favour. Among those born on this date were: Edward Gibbon, his- torun Ulysses S. Grant, 1.5. President: Herbert Spencer, mocjologist nad philosopher; Samuel 13. P. Morse, liventory and Victor Harris, educator vnd composer.
To find what the shaun have it alore for you tomorrow, select your birthday star out regud the corresponding paragraph. Lel your birthdný star be your daily guide.
SUNDAY, APRIL 28
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 217- Seck inspiration for your Woad Sunday devotionis and you wad
To carry be strenglezach Plan a sexual evening.
GEMINI (May 22-June 24)— Take M 10
Del Weigh against Habililie, and make our Imate plaza for progressing aure ing the next few weeks.
CANCER (June 22-July 23)— Contribute substantially to the
01
worica
your commugly. Giving of your Lizi İy as unportent as money.
(July 24.AU.
LEO
23)- events
Church and community hold a real sigindeate for you today as well as bringing pleasure,
Lead
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)— Meet fries who will encourage
you in your curren antations and perliupp show you Ness to attain them,
LIBRA (Sepi. 24-Uel, 23)-- Friends today can be a source of read
Cultural hispiration. Aud intellectund pursuits Javoured.
THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, APRIL 27, 1957.
Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN... by Walter
EVERYTHING
FOR THE MINER
PARADE
TOUCH Thick-set TEASING w
Sicilian
of
inember the tunker Northern Gulf dived overboard 100 miles west of Cape Town because his stupinates *tensid mu much."
LUO
He was in a bad way when rescued 30 hours later by a Bri- Ush tanker, He was unable to move Dr speak.
A COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT
PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS
*
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
When To Trump Partner's Trick
By OSWALD JACOBÝ
MASTS three heart jump
EA
avercali was intended 10 make it difficult for his vulner- able opponents to Ind their best contract. Such bids are eitee- tive on occasion although this the North and South had 110 trouble in getting to the normal spade game,
West opened hla singleton heart and South won East's nine with the nee, Dummy's ace of chibs won the second trick and the five of diamonds was led. East played the eight and de- clarer's king fell to West's net. Now West led a trump. De- clarte won in chamy, ruffed o tew club and led the deuce of diamonds, West played the three and Eust's ten spot tuok then o
that trick, East laid down the king of hearts mod now West came with a brilliant play to rel the contract. He trumped his | partner's trick in order to lead
a accond trump.
When poration replied: "It was just an
the next-door neiga- bour complained of too much April Fool's Day Joke,”
her a trip London nolst he offered The next day evening
suggested round the world till the digging newspaper hurt the same programme should and hammering ended,
A suite in a top hotel and anally, Include as its next future:
It is reported this week, 30,000 survey of mincaroni mm(S,”
dollars.
A
through
The neighbour, who says she Armyde-
squeezext cannot get to sleep for the noise. - turned down all offers,
„PLASTIC
•
TIGHT SQUEEZE serter He said: "I took with me o cork lifebelt and a copper bar
Inch hole into an attle when to tight off the big fish if they police went to
arrest him,
New York attacked me, When I got tired
Kettering, North- SCORPIO (Oct, 24-Nov. 22) lay on the lifebelt."
was sold at
fold The PSYCHIATRIC plastic policeman Oner
ants, A help your
When picked up, he had "R
that the only SURGEON neighbourhood affair audi
drifted 80 nties.
magistrates No big Ash"
Ret the
Ling rich crease your popularity. tex The attacked. condianity by assisting,
מז
some
HOT COUNTRY
Villagers fought with swords and axes JUT R dis
tree [sweet fruit}
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) waliał a spiritual uplift by Jastring 14 a good sermon this morning. It might renew your | puted noem. millon, 100,
CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jun. 201-An informal gathering of kindred souls al
your home serve as an inspiration and spur to your ambitionIN.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 10) test the body und mind to- iteinx Tensions and store day, up energy for a highly proxlue- tive week ahend with increased activity.
PISCES (Feb, 20-Mar. 20)— which Get a change of wenery brings relaxing of tensions from just frustrations.
clear pailing now.
It's
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)- Take good care of your personal affairs. Tuet and diplomacy to personal relations will increase your popularity.
PORN Today, you' piestess a determinatiran whitch is a little too apt to express self in pigheadedness! You were given 16 strong character a Hille rognatie, perhaps, but one which gives you the determination to carry out almost any objective you may envision. True, you are not as original in your thinking as many. but you do know how to asanble your facts, analyse them and apply them to u probleman. By parading your observations in forthright style, you Impresa others with your erudition **know-how."
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Make
Although you might be the first to deny it, your intuitions When con- play a large part in the muking of your decisions. sidering a plan, you have a feeling that such and such a decision is right, although at the time you may not be able to give a Ivasol You make your decision; then you analyse it to discover logical rescom, Helice, the next time you are asked for reasons, there is no need for mystery. You can marshal a smart array.
Don't negate this gif, But your baste decision was right.
You will go further and faster If you do. AM- Gift
See you enjoy the company of the opposite sex, you probably will be the life of any social gathering, for you have definite social grave and are naturally sympathetic and kind toward others, You have many of the qualifications the successful politician and some of the latents for statesmanship. You have the gift for dramatic expression and will diramalise your personal life if your public life does not permit.
Anong thong born on this date; James Memeve, U.S. Prest- Harold ators; dent; Bryn Washburn ati Lionel Barrymore, Bauer, pianist; and Texas Culaan, night club hostess and owner of the 209.
To find what the stars have in store toy you tomorrow, select 'your birthday star and real the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide,
MONDAY, APRIL 29
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 19) New moon brings bright, new Fine for promoting a new and prospects for all those of your exciting iden, Your job pros- sign for the coming four weeks. prets I improved by the Act dechivety now.
course of events,
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)- Combine
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)---- scetti cand business Aspects are particularly in your for the best possible results favour these days. Make the during the next month. Success most of all chances for advance- is now yours.
ment now.
CANCER (June 22-July 23)...
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)---
One of the most important days You may need to show dis
this month, to make a decisión
cretion in financial matters.
which will influence your aciivi- Protect your health, as that is of iles oll during the next.
LEO
(July 24-Aug. 23).
Business is definitely stimulated The next four weeks. Be
for
sure that you act wisely during this period.
VIRGO (Aur. 24-Sept. 23)—
Now channels for
in your
great importance.
TARGET
H
o 'W
H
N
improvement pro- being
S
words of
four letters
L
SC
A
E
personal and
fessional affairs are now opened. Achlevement is possible.
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)— Legal matters, long hanging fre; now can be sottled to your advantage. See that you benefit on all counts.
on
SCORPIO (Oct, 24-Nov, 22)- Partnership affairs, either the business or domnestie front, show a real Improvement 1. thlá Lime,
of
SAGITTARIUS (Nay, 23-Dec, 22)-If you take good care your health now, thero can bo nothing to impede, your con- finuing success.
CAPRICORN (Doc. 23-Jan. 20)-Valuable opportunities for worthwhile Advancement aro apt to open up before you now,
Act decisively,
or more cati
you make
from the letters in the aquare ob the left ? inaking
cach word.. the lotters in each of the small squares may be used once only. Each word must contain the large letter in the centre square, and there muit be at least one pine-letter word in the list. No plurals : no foreign words; no" - proper
TODAY'S TARGET патев.
16 words, good ;344 words, pery good: 3f words, excellent, Solution on Monday.
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION: Abate ABATEMENT abei abel- ment ante bani bantam bala balten beat beaten Beek' bent esten emanate etna panates male' mali 'meant Theit, nest metà dent láme šákni teal teedi tenet tens
in dusty Majti, near the Hindu holy city of Benares,
und six
way
It could
man
*
The
aut- Else geon Leftoe is gel- fast
docs
out of the attle wis by calling not like. Too many men in bullders to get into the rol
are calling to have their jowls work fronts pulside, but before
lifted and inade to look young came out and started the
again. was arrested.
FLYING
Colin EVAN
13.
Dr LaRoe frowns on the new over-emphasis on youth sends many of her clients to n psychiatrist,
Eight were killed. two more ROADSTER of London had to ended up in hospital
take the bus to were gaoled,
school last week. He had been Cause of the fight: one village banned from eyeling after - faction, intent on cutting the ing a
"cycle safely" warning tree down for timber, were op- ntud tendirut
master 14 Mentor posed by the other who wanted 42-mile-n-hour chase on his Perle Mesta, trs keep a shade and fruit.
Malayan tationists who complained to the Goy
biegele.
The mastir, who was driving a car, gave up the chase when Colin showed sigas of
Sinckening.
| MOT
JUSTE
ernment that the country's labour laws did not distinguish between male and female workers were given this TRENCHERMAN'S A Lisbon classic answer:
enting e on lest between the champion trencher- men of three Southern Portu-
"For all purposes where these laws apply, the mule can be
GLORY
summary POOR One-sentence
the "New York PERLE
Times" of a television play based on the life of Mrs with the hostess the mostes: "Unreservedly Was the worates' "',
•BY THE⚫
WAY
raicen as embracing the Tenute", purse districts ended unconclu- By Beachcomber
JUSTE
Millions of viewers A MOT watching the BBC's television
magazine programme, "Panorama," on the wight of Apr 1 saw a short documentary on "spaghetti har- vosting".
The film showed workers picking long lengths of spaghetti from "spaghetti trees" and load- ing them into baskets.
sively though not Inglorious- ly when the victuals run out.
matel WILN postponed after spectators had ransacked own ders for further supplies which proved inadequnle to forco a decision.
Forks wer drawn and the ALL FOOLS DAY.
drink
This was the only play to set the contract at this polut Had West filled to trump East would
WEST
4043
⚫AJ93
4K 10882
NORTH (D) AAK 10 6
32
KQJ 10 9 0 5
75 #AJ803
EAST
42
Q 108
424
NOUTH
#QJ976
A04
4K 642
7
North and South vulnerable
11
4
North East South West 14 3
Pass 34 Poss Pass Pass Opening lead--❤ *
When I
Was but ́ ́a ittle lad it was their the custom to make fools of people by saying: "There's a hole in your hat.... April fool!" But my tendency to exaggerule always led me astray.
I would say: There is a House thal Al NOT HER
soft camel in your study, papa," add- CUP OF TEA Stects,
executing "April fool before my tive, is building for his bride father had had time to investi- Once said: "Papa, To the people who phoned the Joan Crawford, in New York, gate. BBC protesting that spaghetti is proving more expensive than there is a lion in the nursery did not grow on trees, the cor- he thought.
And before I could cry "April "You fool" my father said: ate mistake 11'A A liger. April fooll"
DARTWORDS
T
START
UDAY the Dark HERE
worda Puzzle
begitim with the Word AUSTRALIA anu en, appropriately
nough,
16 14 there at the moment, with AUTUMN, You have to get from one to the other by rearranging the other
48 words in the circle in such a way that the relationship between
any worth and the ong next to it la governed by one of six rules.
Rules : 213 The word
may be an anagram of the word before it,
(2) may be a
synonym of the word
That preceden 16.
13) It may be found
nding one letter to,
or subtracting
one
STRAL
COVES
PIGEO
TUTOR
WISHING
SEEK
RIES
SHES SLAP
CHALK
letter from or changing one letter
in the preceding word.
(4) It may be unsociated with the preceding word in a enying, simille, metaphor, or naudelatión öf Ideas
(5) may form with the pre- ording word n name of a well- known person. pince, or thing in fact or Action.
1-25
OF
CHIME
ENCE
AUTUMN
CON
FRENCH WALK/
THAPPY
COLOU
CAVES
MORN
7714
CHEESE
E
Safaewt
(0) It may be casociated with the preceding wore in a title or In the action of a book, play, or
other composition
A typical muccession of words colate Barnaby Ridge Butige Move Cove Core Pore Rope Trick Nick Back Rusa Bruin.
(Solution on Pago 20)
This Funny World
"It's bem exactly thirteen years, two months and three daya
And you lift and you loved, mal”.
"Funiculi funicula!”
"NO
(Apline song)
+
OTHING is guined," said
politician the other day, stubborn "by being
when For instance, that oner believed
proved wrong."
it
Fou
Sherbet was a German composer
it is merely foolish to contend
that Schubert is drink.
4
Turkish And, if 1 may make so
bold as to ray so, vice versa,
Diary for 1958
tho
June 3; Decision cf Nassau Conference that if rome one will stop making bomb-lesis, everyone will follow suit, Menn- while, as nobody has the moral courage to be the first to stop the
tests, everyone will sign a pledge not to continue the tests after someone has given the lead in stopping them.
Since the precise nature of the danger is unknown," said a spokesman, "it would be rush to assume that there is any danger at all." In passing
TT has been computed, by a rascal with nothing better lo do, that there are now 37,304 bodies known by their initials, and more are coming lato being every day. This explains why enterprising man can gain admit
I tance to houses by saying, am from VIPO," or "DLS has sent me." 'The cowed house- holder, who thinks it is a ques tion of being evicted, gives the Intruder the run of the house, and is so relieved at being allowed to remain in his home that he is prepared to overlook trifling thefts.
A weighty, decision ··
ALLED on, to decide whether Cukewarm smcit is an
have been forced to lead an- other red card whereupon de clarer would have mude the rest of the tricks by a simple cross ruff.
As it was he had only two Trumps loft in each fat and while ho was able to make them
the separately, he had to loze last trick and go down one,
It will be noted that a trump
opening followed by perfect de fonce would have set the hand two tricks. It will also be noted that it would have alon adventh son of a seventh son to have the vision to open a tramp and not the singleton of
• Fult bid enthusiastically by partner.
CARD Sertient
North
Double
Wel
2
-The bidding has been;
East South
Pass Double Poss You, South, hold: #Q10876 37 $76 AID975
What do you do?
?
A-hid two spades. Your part- mer must read this bid ja show, Ing exactly what you have. Å bad hand with five fair spades.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as In the question just answered. You, South, hold:
AS5 WKJE54 965 $10975
What do you do?
Answer on Monday
CROSSWORD
10
12
ACCUSA
1. eu un park-uite • mix-up,
6. Just = chance (4)
U. No No 180 (81
10. kiss this dboombos
Inside story 18)
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13 No pisce to sit the wind at i
One of two terima. 14. Eg man. Vhings
(4)
PORTAL.
tb. Holiday for the last yate07 (9)
1. öld one makes a book, (4)
1. yas new look was ((44})}|| 20. Mr. Harrison, the king.{1}
Blü,000 for long weŠTINE, (B) A There was some a pratsatíns
around the (ơïns ) ted)
Plotdre totóry: (0, 0))
1. You on the roads around you
-0%. dříve., (1
1 para of at Adria (1) FLAREnge at the 201
4.am semions i thi
-12, 2nù scrig_in
article of food, if sold bolween 8.45 and 4.30 on a Thursday, Mr Justice Cocklecarrot ruled that If the mid-to-lukewarm through being cooked and left about, it kann article of food.
If, how ever, it is lukewarm through being loopt in someone's pocket, br through the action of the temperature obtaining at the time, it is not an article of onla food. It mity therefore bo purchased even on a Tuesday after 8,15. This, of course, dong -nėj, apply to whilebait, except-
in' special camba,
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