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This Funny World

"You'll have to take me out to dinner. The can opener is broken"

THE. WAY.

BY. THE

by Beachcomber

THE CHINA MAIL" MONDAY, APRIL 22,

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

JTB Solves Bust Problem

By OSWALD JACOBY

UT yourself in the North

PUT

position. Your partner has opened one no-trump and you have a bust with six spades, You know that two spades must be the least unsatisfactory con- tract for your side, but how can you get there and no further?

The Jacoby transfer blå solves your problem. You respond two hearts and your partner: must spades. go to two

Now you pass. He may glare at you but he can't bld any more because he won't get another chance.

West had a most unsatisfac- tory hand to lead from and final. ly selected the four of hearts.

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other day to "the English proverb: One swallow suggested the magistrate, "Or at the sides of the head," sald

would mun. "That I do not know where it rst preity tricky," said the magis appears in English, but the trute,

"Not if you lay down

man

the

phrase occurs in "Don Quixote," full length," said the and is used by the Don when he "Kindly do not use the word is talking to Vivaldo, And in you as though you attributed

Book the Arst

of Aristotle's such follies to me," said the "Ethics"" we are told that one magistrate, "My skating is of t swallow or one fine day does more conventional type," "COD. not make a spring.

gratulations," said the man, “I cavy you. You have

Jose hazardous way of gotting publicity."

Inconclusive dialogue in

A

court

MAN who roller-skates along a street on his hands asked by the magistrale why he had skates on his feet

was

well. " caso I lost my balance," he said, "and had to continue the right way up.' wonder, said the magistrate, that it did not occur to you to tise both palm of skates sinul taneously by skaling on ધર્મ Turs. That," said the mun, "would have been a mere stunt,

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proper

Words. TODAY'S TARGET: 14 good 18 words, very good; 24 words, excellent, tomorrow.

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South won with the queen, laid down the aco and trumped a

third heart. His next plays

Dummy

WOMANSENSE

This morning dress in clay coloured soft, wool jersey is from Carosa of Home. Tite bodice is detached from the slim skick and complemented with a draped saah in the same fabrio round the waistline and Inside the neckline.

Biscuits for the Family

are

out

HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP FOR SUMMER?

Amanda Marshall provides a guide to what is smart at the moment for women of all ages . . . everywhere The fair young ladły

mails about, wearing white gloves cattle ranch." (Care of own with pear buttons in a grand borse is something I've always ....IN AMERICA hasn't, a Victoria, just as though wo been able to do without, moment to lose when it comes weren't living in an age when, especially on holiday, on no to taking beauty, problema seri- according to unauthorised ro- matter how many acres - but ously, Toddlers and the not- port, a rogue misalle in even everything else sounds fine,)- much-older have their own now, like the music, going round Very seriously special soap, shampoo, tale, and round in outer space over bubble bath, colourless

nail our very poses, yamish, "cheat" Upstick (the pink leaves no colour), and A hair-do children's beauty lines with names like "Tinkerbell," "Little Lady," "Budding. Beauty," and Fairy Princess,"

....WHO IS ALMOST grown. in France, thinks very about clothes, and

often design

up seriously couturiers

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a good section of their collections with

admiring world). Becauso of

or

a convention]

....WHO THINKS hair-do needs no sou'wester, is an eye on no one but her, in perhaps on to something (con England she is now thinking versely, every fisherman would very seriously about how deeply Stole, unbenutifled English rather keep his cars dry than to bend the know that goes in toddlers are grateful to get a show off his new haircut to an front, and trying to decide good sensible cake of baby soup

whether to have the marquée for and some shampoo, an eyeful of her hat, you can't see what hair her dance, made to look like a which doesn't cause blinding style the well-dressed young Mermaid's Lagoon, a Pirate's anguish, but the teenager is woman is now favouring, but Cave better provided for and more I've not yet met suryone fashion Edwardian Conservatory. nothers are fixing daughters able enough to go totally bald.

Sad plaints appointments for treatment and

Obvious answer advice at a beauty salon as a

....OF NO AGE at all to leenage birthday present that is OF SCHOOL AGE, 19 speak of is now probably harder also a sound investment,

thinking of what to do with the to get to sleep in the long spring holidaya,

now and fatho

evenings, which is England echo mammer In America, holiday to the sad plaints of desperate comps and ranches are the ob- mothers offering anything," oyen

Their advertis- vlous answer.

A little nose

..........IN THE THEATRE still has a pretty, anart, baby face, with wide mouth and little nose, like Elizabeth Seal and Heather Sears; or a bird-bright ingen look like Mildred Maine, ngeiž 20, wham no one knew a thing about last week, and who is now the third and perhaps the lucier girl to play Zuleika Dobson; or the look at a cream-cake-fed p-dog, like Brigitte Bardot,

By FELICITY ASCOT

Add the sugar And No kitchen la complete with butter. were the ace and a small trump.

out its cookie jar-packed knead to a stiff paste with the to the brim with delicious, crisp beaten egg yolk. Roil

But watch for a return of thes West won with the king and led

fourth

heart. his

biscuits. Biscuite

quick thinly cut into fingers and bake true, romantic bathing beauty, ruffed and East overtuffed, and easy to make and a perfect on a greased baking sheet in with sharply defined bone

East shifted to his fourth best

standby for

occasion, fairly quick oven. any

Cool and structure,

along the beautiful Whether it be an South took the ace and

together with lines of Arlene Dahl and Kuy unexpected join two biscuits club.

West wont guest who has dropped in for a little raspberry jam. Ice the Kendall-grown-up girls who returned the sult,

morning tea, or to appense top of each biscuit and sprinkle put away their bibs and rompers those ever hungry children with

almonda chopped hundred and thousands. returning home from school,

ALMOND RINGS

up with the king since he was certain that his partner held the East queen and led the jack. overtook giving his side its fourth trick and led the deuce of diamonds.

South mode the correct guess and played the jack thereby making his two spade contract

anthology of forms, To get fuel for a cigarette lighter you must send in four photographs (31n. by 221.) mounted o

paper, and signed by a suc

u Boy J.P., schoolmaster, Scout, or an entomologist, The names of your grandfather's uncles must be in block letters, followed by your size

collam, October 1931, your weight" Les

our tax code number, and the ime of low tide at Weymouth

It would have. been possible the

of application. day Section 86 deals with your pass to get to two spades without the port number, the names and use of the JTB provided North addresses of your nephews and and South played the two spade to a no-trump de a response cousins, and asks how often you

In that ca90 completo sign off. used it In June 1950, whether it is to be used for pipes South would have been declaret, there would not have been an and cigars, and for lighting fires,

lead toward the initial heart candles,

oil-lamps, Bas-Jets,

ace-queen and North and South blow-lamps, parafin stoves, and

would almost surely have wound for geysers.

up with a mintis score.

♥÷CARD Serite@♦ |

Dr Rhubarb's corner

and

E. N. writes:

am being followed about by * Ling Turkish baker on stills, and

wearing tarian shorts and a top ha!. My psychiatrist says it is only a little Swedish milkman going to a fancy dress dance, What am I to believe?

The truth somewhere

In

Dr Khubarb says: probably lies

between.

YOUR BIRTHDAY

BORN Loday, you

MONDAY, APRIL 22

By STELLA

have dramatic Theatrical work, of course, gives you

tours.

* talent and will be inclined to Ul. So does reiling on the rind, dramatise your own tile, even if you arranging And conducting travel do not enter the dramatic, life, pro- fessionally, You have that flair for your enthusiasms the unusual, but are fuctuating. If you are to reach the heights to which your natural guits entitle you, then you must show a greater tenacity to single purpose as well as a will to continue working, despite temporary Upecte. Unfortunately, concentration is not one of your strong points and you need to nurture this. It is one way in which you can also control your moods.

Strong in your Bikes and dialkes, you are not one to bow to another's opinion. You have your own ideas about life and intend to follow them. Your intuitior are strong, and you will be well advised to follow their dictates, even if at the moment dont know why! The move y true in romance, Follow your heari and you will wis permanent happi- news

artist.

Among those born on this date You have a great deal of personal were: James Norman Hall, Ellen chanın. You are fond of society and Glasgow, and

Melding. Itenry travel. You like to have something authors; Ada Reham, sorem; ZisamY going on all the time. Since you are Wheelock and Jonathon Dickinson, fond of muste, you may find that educators: Samuel Richards, this is one of the relaxing methods and Eddlà Albert, actor, whereby you may. let down tensions. Since your desire for change at Umes To find what the stars have in simounts to 8. zeni wanderlust, you store for you tomorrow, select your probably will be happiest it you, birthday stor and read thin "COLTES" seitet work which given you a ponding paragraph, let your birth-

chance to earn while you travelt day stwe be your daily guide. .

TUESDAY, APRIL 23.

....

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Неле are some delightful recipes which the whole family will enjoy:-

BACHELOR'S BUTTONS

5 oz. flour, 3 oz. castor sugar,

flavouring.

little

30

some years ago.

Hard names

2 oz

|

........AT THE UNIVERSITIES, has some new magazines Delth (Oxford (Cambridge), Gemini

Bloculta, 4 oz. Flour, bulter, 1 oz. castor sugar, teaspoon baking powder.

almonds.

GastricÊ,

to

Mora

sing. ing, to English eyes, makes

realistic resourceful fascinating and exotic reading. Americans give their children "Teen-Age High Adventure Pro musical pillows, cut to eat and ramme"..."optional trips to monkey face patterns. And the Jatest American toy gimmick is Grand Canyon, Disneyland". "pollen free"...."mounted lance stuffed, cloth big-game heads, drill, trail rkiing,"tours to shot on nursery-sitari, to choo Indian Reservations"...."core the intrepid hunter's wall.

an 200,000 BCTO of own horo

London Express Service.

Wedding

Presents

A Bride Will

Really Like

THIS is peak time for so good we're about half-way;

and weddings,

that through it,

"I picked out

DINNER and my

and Cambridge), and Univeral means. peak time too for SERVICE at a shop 2 oz. butter, i egg, a little Almond mixture. 2 oz. ground ties and Left Review, an out wedding present giving. friends paid for different parts

almonds, 1 oz. castor sugar, spoken, tremendously "com. Few brides these days are of it Cream the butter and sugar, ground rice, white of an egg mitted" jounal, edited by four bashful about stating exactly "Gadgets I treasure and the together, and add a

And what present they would like, ELECTRIC TOASTER and the chopped young Oxford graduates. flavouring. Beat the egg, and almond

the female undergraduato or, indeed, about leaving a con- ELECTRIC TIMER, and add it gradually with the flour

La still To make the biscuits: Cream as always,

being called cise list covering a wide rings OUTSIZE WOODEN PEPPER until a stiffish paste is formed,"

of presents they want, at all MILL it can't get mialaid. And beat in hard names, this time by P. Do not add all the egg unless the butter and sugar,

an price levels, with one of the one very bright idea' wnę necessary. Take small portions the egg yolk and some of the Clapton, of Leeds, who

CUSHION still in its 'calle despondently

that big stores, of the mixture and roll them flour. Work in the rest of the nounced into small balls the size of flour sifted with

But the baking women in universitics are not

friends cover," because we haven't de well-meaning of a

until smooth entirely to the good, much given still make mistakes. Sa for the elded yet what colours, the hazelnut, using a little flour to powder. Knead

Cut into rounds to "wasting time in nooks and benefit of all brides I state tre curtains are to be." prevent them sticking to the and roll out. hands. Place them on a floured and stand on a baking tray.

corners,

"aimless philan- my own findings about the kind THE FEELER → dering," and securing neither a of wedding present a girl really and greased in, sprinkle with

For the Almond mixture: Mix good man nor a good degree, sugar and bake in a hot oven

ground until the biscuits are lightly together the sugar,

almoods, ground rice, almond Girls not particular about essence and enough

white of good degrees should take note egg to make a stift mixture.nccordingly, and not divide their Beat well. Turn into a forcing interests so much. 1⁄2 lb flour, 4 lb butter, 3 oz bag and pipe in a ring

on to caster sugar, 1 teaspoon Baking the blocat Sprinkle with chop Touch of spring

and bake for 25 powder, 1 egg yolk, Raspberry ped almonds Jam and Icing.

brown.

RASPBERRY FINGERS

likeg

THE FRIDGE

Wedding

Present Report Number Two comes from M Roger Bannister, married Juar over 18 months, ··

"One of our best presenta is

POTATO PEELER from America, which peels earrots and REFRIGERATOR apples too.

also like my

KITCHEN ....IN THE SMART-PRAM Next minutes in a warm oven. When

CASE OF STOOL which is sprung and Sleve flour and

We keep saying we swivels, Baking cold the centre with jam or SET in Kensington Gardens, is CLARET,

and

ROCKING feeling the touch of spring, and I must keep this for years, but it's CHAIR, which I sit. In to rocks -powder together and rub in the jelly.

Uite baby.

BOYS' AND

The Strange Old Man

-He Finally Had A Chance To Take A Nap...

By MAX TRELL

THIS is

the

First report comes from model girl Elizabeth Hamilton, married eight months ago to Tony Bell “Just about the best present

comes

was

OUT

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GIRLS' MAGAZINE

that tick-tock song for me until

the sun, begins to shine?' said - ' the old man.

He yawned and rubbed his eyes. He really was sleepy.

ald man. He was short and

"I said I would and I did,” wrinkled

and had bright blue Hiawatha went on. "And what atory that eyes. He pled me almost the do you suppose that very old Hiawatha, the wooden same instant that I spied him. Indian boy, told to Knarf and. He smiled and he blinked. He man did while I was singing?" Hanid, the shadow-children with looked very sleepy." the turned-about names.

It happened during the middle of the night when everyone else in the house was fast asleep.

Hiawatha said it was a true story.

my

" 'Come here,

good wooden Indian, boy, he sald. 'Would you do a very old man a favour?'

"He listened," said "Kohrt.

"No," remarked Hiawatha. He fell asleep the instant began. Ho slept all the while I was singing, until the_moon" light stopped coming in, through "Of course I would, I said the window and the sunlight The moment What do you want me to do, came in instead. who

I stopped, he opened his eyes, old man?'

"Thank you, kind' wooden

"It's about an old man asked me to sing a song," said Hiawatha.

They Wanted To Hear Knarf and Hanid said they would like to hear Hiawatha's

bowy.

"I want you to sing a song. It's a very simple song. It just Indian boy,' he said. "That was goes tick-lock, tick-tock,' sald a very good rest you gave me. the old man with the sleepy I've been tick-tocking, tick- look,

tocking for years and without any rest at all. at last, I've had a nap, So Hiawatha nodded, ent

"And then," "Hiawatha said to himself down in the middle of just like a clock. Will you sing Knart and Hanid, "that old man

the carpet, his legs folded under him, the feathers standing up around his head. Then, after Khart and Hanld seated them- selves down in front of him, he began as follows:

"It was dark. I decided to go for a walk from my room down to the kitchen and hunt for something to eat. It seemed Hke an interesting thing to do. I was hungry, So I started out" said Hiawatha. I went out into the ball.".

"Was it dark?". "naked" Kisar£ "Pretty Hark,replied. Hia watha. A tile moonlight camo in through the window amid-115 up the top of the stairs. And there, sitting on the abope, I

"What" aid you son?" Hanid sakud anguly,

Hitting on the atope near the

**It's like a clock," I said,

"Yes, wooden Indian' boy,

The Shadows Hatened, as. Hiawatha began his story..

"And my mother gave us wonderful STEEL KNIVES,

· FORKS · AND SPOONS, which never need cleaning,

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expensive presenter which I love are transparent plastie FOOD CONTAINERS for the fridge APRONS from America, very tough, and a very simple present --- ↳ SPONGE MOP which wrings itself out.

THE RADIO:

Report Number Three comes from Lady Barnett, who married in 1941, and reports on the kind of gifts that hakuje given her pleasure for 10 years. "People mostly gave chequon, but among the presents IˇSULÍ "treasure pro: a portable RADIO, which saw me through. a series of ghastly furnished housed

"A get of two lovely little REGENCY TABLES that matched, CHINA and CLASS An replaceable patterns, Brob- ably the last pair of DOUBLE LINEN SHEETS that I shall years` bowed very politely, got up from ever seo, all beautifully Now, the step. walked up to the broidered, so that you woke upi grandfather clock, opened the in the morning with a pattern door and disappeared inside! down the alde of your face! And at that very moment the old clock, which had stopped, DECANTERS. And although Two lovely old gines WINE suddenly began tick-tocking, wine was soarce, a dozen bottles tick-tocking again Now isn't of CHAMPAGNE.

I remember. that a curious story? Lan't it?" them with affection."

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Knart and Hanld both agreed that it certainly was

THE HATESS

"You mean," cried. Knarf, 1 Other brides listed for m at the old man Ilved inside some of the pecintata: "Size the grandfather clock?"

Just Book hot have got,

any willtarin present like a Hiawatha, the wooden Indian pot scourer wipps up in boy, nodded.

Bhat | wänder?" old's Cartier::: box

Vases, plotice or da

That old man was tho

grandfather himmel Hewstone for the home, whichri the grandfather of the grand the glyar's tease, not, wo, father clock!?? REAGENT

Hiawatha, the wooden Indian ESTA

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