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This Funny World

YOUR BIRTHDAY

GEORGE CRENSHAW

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 1957.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Jacoby Transfer Bid Upcoming

By OSWALD JACOBY

THE standard opening m

THE

trump with 18 to 18 higha eard points, balanced distrib12- tion and stoppers in at least three mills was first devised by this writer in 1933 anki has stood the lest of time with little or no change,

WOMANSENSE

Anne Sharpley investigates the newest

thing in pain - killers

How hypnosis aids dentistry

by

AFTER years of optimis- really a deep filling. Anyway for the baby (assisted

of course), were' searching I have was never the pain I minded, hypnosis While the no-trump has not

found that only one thing. Just the indignity of having that interrupted by the short tooth

thing excavating in one's drilling session. changed the response, have. This really seems to unite mouth," the great majority of tournament players use some variation of the humanity. This is an im- Strymon two-club response partial, free from all racial, the opening no-trump and to zeep commercial and geographical the pigy in the no-trung piddar's hand if he happens to bait four projudice, loathing-of the cards in the rigs mejor mu?

dentist's drill.

герпе

Since my returns from Kares in 1962 y pon Jim and I have been expatimenting further with no-trump

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THURSDAY, APRIL 18 BORN today, you are one of the exactness may not be entirely put

Fui une as keen intellec Boule of this of order. happy, optimistic

tually as you are, you are a little earth and your mere presence is al-

pleasure ways bringing

to others, stow to grasp opportunity and often Your lution are exceptionally let your best chances alig by, Fond Uf activity h the outdouts, you keen, and it may be said that si tunes you are almost prophetle in

should spend part of your time in youth, you probably your ability to envision what is going the country. to occur.

know instinctively will be keen on competitive sports You the right thing to say or do. This, and de well at them,

in kiself, makes you highly populat For who doesn't with everyone, like to go around with someone who Is "always right?"

Blace you have musical. Sterary and artisije tastes, you should develop tham early in life, for you can have * productive career in the arts if you start out young enogh. Then again, you may turb to the pro femiona, for your talenta are varied and you inay become wint you will provided you make up your mind

Your and stick to your decisión. ambitions are vaunting and you aim to reach the top of the ladder or know the reason why.

You are shot an thorough in carry. 10% but detall work as you should be, and attle more attention 10

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Your store of natural wit comes in handy when making myseches, but become make sure that it doesn't cattle and injure the feelings of albers. Not Dut you intend to hurt a little thoughtless You Are Just Sumptunes. Be a little more tactful. responses and have produced the Amving those buns on this date Jacoby Transfer Elia, We have been T Washington, trying the bid out quietly for two were: educator: Austi Bicong, drumatist; years and it has just been approved

Barrie, actress? fichard by the American Wendy

Contract Erizo karin Davis, author Clarence League for use in touroszenia. Dacio, noted defence allorney: John Young Mason, staleman; and Charles M. Schwab, steel magnate.

Booker

In a mibstants) improvement an existing methods but is not perfected so it has not met the test of competition In the hope that reaDY of your readers will experiment with

To find what the alarm have in xture for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the core-1. I will discuss it in the next ponding paragraph. Let your birth. several articles, day or be your daily guide.

FRIDAY, APRIL 19

ABIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-- it now. Act decisively on future

You may plan to be more advesiture, some than suund and anticipate good 1UTLUTE in businens

Personal affaire.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- Business matters kvolving others ara favoured, but be on your guard against a minor upset in plant this evening

plans,

LIBRA (Hepi

24-001. 23)— Fine prospects, Perbags there | Ja avinace in the air for you! Enjoy yourself in the utmost.

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov. 22) Get an early start on your work complete what has to be done. Then plan a pleasant social evening,

SAGITTARIus (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)~~

Today's hand is one with which many players go wrong. North's free no-und responsɑ la anirient- ty correct. He has enough strengia so that he waste to be in game no- trump and there is no point is fool- ing bround with his diamond sute.

The

shut three no-rump bid out East's chance to bid hearts and with a spado opening the hand was a lay down, Red Beet been given a chance to bid his sull West would have led bearts and beaten the hand.

Partnershly affairs are to be handles Organize your businers plans so that÷CARD Sense

GEMINI (Mar 22-June 21)-

today Conar, Judgment and window in making decisions is excellent.

CANCER (June 22.2wly

2

you may be amured of niaking a profit on investiments,

CAPRICORN (Dec,, 23-Jan. 20)---- Develop personal relationships Your personal efforts can bring you your life. There will come my excellen CONTES Just

Get TOW. when close friends are important to exactly what you want out of life happiness.

LEO (July 24-Aug. 213- You can miticipate success in wine matters pertaining to your employ ment situation, I may be better

CAUR 24-Sept. 23) This can bo als important day for your efforts, o make the most of

BORN today, you have tremendous confidence in all that you under- take. You adimit that you are good and you intend to get exactly what you want out of life. Your wit is keen but sometimes tuo caustic especially against those less talented then yourself. You do not always And it say to understand why others find trouble in handling their own affairs when you find it com- paratively simplet Learn to be a little more kindly and sympathello so that you will be more beloved an well as successful.

You have natural charm and, when you want to, can be as sociable and But you don't kay as the next one, always extend yourself and would rather have others seek out your friendship, This, no doubt, stem

for subterfuge. from your distaste You are franic and open. If you are bored in someone's company, you will show it Yet when you are enjoying yourself, there is ne more lively member of the party

You have a gift for publie life and might be tempted to enter politics

ARIES Ch

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. (9)— Confidential "matiers at your place of business are 4pt to cine up for cundderation. Decide wisely.

PISCES (Feb. zo-Mari 20)-- Friends can be exceptionally helpful at this time. They can bring you happiness when you most need 11.

at some period in your life. 11 30. you will need to cultivato a Mite more tact--and this may go againm your grain, Reeperber that if you are doing to attract and influence people, you must control your chang- ing ingods and adapt them more to existing circumstances,

Fond of children, you will be hap- plest if you have your own home und family. If you do 'not, you probably will select a career, such as teaching or juvenile guidance work, so that you will come in con- fact with children, You love and understand them. The feeling is reciprocal.

Among those born on this date were: May Robson and Lian Bar quette, actresses; John Uri Lloyd, chemist; Roger Sherman, statesman; Mary L. Boater, author: Wayne Mac. Yeagh, fawyer-politician. and Con. stance Talmadge, tim star.

Ta find what the stars have in stura for you tomorrow, select your bulliday star and read the corres- ponding paragraph. Let your birth. day plaṛ be your dally guide. SATURDAY, APRIL 20

21-Apr. 20). SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 13-Dec, 22)— If you have shopping to do. find Surface actions may be on the level. excellem bargaina in the mores. Pay but keep an eye out for underlying someone a visit, perhaps in a nearby decepton. Be alert to trouble town

makera. (Apr. 21-Stay 21)...

TAURUS Plan to relax tensions today and enjoy yourself with pleasant re- création in congenial company.

GEMINI

ZZ-June (May

Zi) The trend is again upward for you Dow, so use your native intelligence and make additional strides toward your objective,

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan- It you are very wine. you can dato a little today. Make hay while your personal sun shines-and while other

esitate

AQUARIUS (Jan. Business is Better utan usual for you.

21-Feb. 193- specially if you are in relali nier-

chandislar,

290)-

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1

Pass

South West North Double 24-

You, South, hold: 4AQ05 WK'I97 +Q65 MER

What do you do?

A-Pass. The fact that your partner has been able to hid at the two level has not changed your hand one bit. You still have a minimum double.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding in the same as in the question just onswered. You, South, hold:

AAQ05 VK 397 OQ 10 G 5'48

What do you do?

Answer on Saturday

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

A problem by H. Rubesamon (1008). White mates in two. PISCES 23)

(Feb. 20.Mar.

to Solution

yesterday's There may be a treacherous under- problem: Current today.

be forewarned. Watch out for it and don't get pulled

to it.

CANCER (June 22-July. There may be confusing and somVIN What conflicting tendencies today. Try to reconelle them to the best of your ability.

LEO (July 24-Aug, 23)- Be more caution than usual on your personal relationships. Be cure that you do or my nothing to offend,

BY

1 QxPch, KXQ; 2 R-RS matę.

.THE. WAY.

by Beachcomber.

But there I was with this ghastly world-uniting bane crunching away at my teeth and I couldn't even feel angry. "You will find the drilling is not a gentle voice me. "Well, I'm not was cxactly about it,” I replied silently, "but I can't remember being less infuriated by it,”

I couldn't answer directly be-

VIRGO (Aug. 24-8ept. · 23)*** Vlat a relative but be discreet, in making crillos) remarks. Remember that kindliness is always of the utmost importance,

LIBRA Be sure that you understand the Ohl let us never, never doubt among these caḥmen, ao vivid is the underlying motivation, for another's action today, Examine all angles What nobody is sure about. sarefully.

(Kupi. 24-Oct.

(Ock. SCORPIO

24-Nov.

29)

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you will need

Since we do not know what we are doing with these bombs, it cannot be siated with certainty that the emula extent that

more

tive effects are such as to enable tis Dinamel to restore the fort energy.

to say what those effects are. While Sinjbbo la always at - your side to hesitating to affirm that the effects help you

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static umbrella-comy, mied, with

plastle form, will keep your umbrella warm in the eoides), weather, -o în the works on the sponge-bez principle

of the stringe drawn. Ught over the top of

Isteri volume of the famour List: the Grebrala, -When the handji Fot the umbrella is white-bot alojado, "Bhould be the last word on the speaker, at the bottom of the beg subject/AAAAA

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Nars follows nama in impressive Hard luck, air!

·intitalis marked; - A con- A CROWD of people, MYN MY wetentious abour triumphantly up paper, stood and Waldbed, with

salt out Inierfering, while a man SLABIJ Mom, find shop window: la Londors: mul difficult to addi

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KANTUD Tranche one sidema, to be served him right

cause I was under hypnosis, and (although I seemed only to be

able to do as I was told by sweet-voiced dental

Circe, I found I could indulge in quite a lot of Inward gossip too.

"Now rinse out your mouth, I was told.

Holding a small dental mirror over my hoad just within telling me to come out of ray serenely and sweetly ordered to

The soothing, volce, was now

squinting distanco I was tranco and saying I would feel

the relax. Then to close my eyes. "relaxed and happy" at the count of five. At the word live "I'm only closing my eyes (but not without an Irrational because I want to close them,” I twinge of

annoyance I'm glad reassured myself, to say) forcible bliss began to take effect.

'PRETTY REDHEAD My voice in the clouds with the very newest in dental drills belonged to a protty redhead (which probably accounts for children and women patients). why

deals mostly with

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When I was told I would take inner 10 deep breaths, my multerings that like holl would were drowned in a great I dutifully upsurge of air as took the arst of the 10 deep breaths.

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The sweet voice then intoned that I would look at my watch and tell her the time when I

I was trying out hypnosis es came round-after she had a means of culling down on the counted Avo slowly.

Artlessly with I Bald The compromising misery of tooth drilling. Dental and Medical Society for revolting niceness: "I can't

the Study of Hypnosis, who decide whether to tell you the

have a list of 300 dentists now time or

the redhead's name.

BOL.

K. Mackenzie