Page
THE CHINA"" - MAIL,
FRIDAY, APRIL 5, 1957.
Page: 5
3-1
This Funny World
REVENU
SERVICE
.BY. THE WAY.
How would
by Beachcomber
6033-
you. go-ahead
about reader, se structing a gigantie uranium furnace? I only ask beenuse a nolsy man in ag in the other day was deploring the lack of technical education.
if
As his eye was on me, I said, 1 "It's no good looking at me.
the whole build these things tine." "You're an exception," aald he. "Not at all" Sald 1 "I've never
who thet anyone
It's couldn't do it, if pul tu ii. just a knack. Of course is," said an old fellow in the very clever corner. "Nothing
"How many uraniumi in it." furnacea have
you bull!?" asked the noisy man. He flushed and fidgeted, and said, "Well, I The west never actually Wus drowned in bowl of thes risive Inughter.
Bella Mapoli
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The lazy song of a fisherman in Maples....
(Travel article.)
weurs
that
a modern corordy In Elizabethan costume, or with the gentlemen In medieval armour? Do they really belleve that Cyrano will still be the Cyrano we know f he
a bowler hat and carries an umbrella, Shaw's dialogue will carry con- viction if his characters dressed in the costumes of the reign of Queen Anne, or that a play by Mr Noel Coward, with the entire cast dressed as Arabs, would not distract the audience from the mailer in hand?
Have you got a bont?
are
•JACOBY ON BRIDGE
-Part Score Alters
Bid
By OSWALD JACOBY
TP you want to get the most out of your part scores you must Vary your bidding methods sub- stantially. The next few articles will illustrate these variations.
East held 13 points and a bal- ancod hand opposite his partner's spade opening. With the 00 part score, he responded with merely one no-trump Instead of the two no-trump he would have kid
with no sCOTC.
These are correct tactles. You will miss an occasional slom with this bid, but just look what East picked up this time.
South happened to be a gallant defender. As he did not like the idea of letting East make game
NORTH
◆ DON
9872
+30
Q104 2
EAST
4J2
KJ43 +0394
WEST (D) ★AQ 107 3 ❤AQU
• 100
*K87
SOUTH
AKB4
▼ 10 4
◆ AK732
+963
East-West 00 on scoro
Weat
14 Pass Pass
No one vulnerable
North East South
Puss 1 N.T. 2
Poss Double Puss Poss
Opening lead-◆ 10
SMALL, very smart shop 4 opened the other day in the West End. In the window, lastefully arranged, were han- dress of shining, circular bonts, A mutice said. "The only bont for discerning Dɔple. The stock was sold out during day. The proprietor, startlingly like Captain Foulenough. was did le doubled, aked by a sporter what a boat was. He said, "I have no idez, You can sell anything nowadays
at une no-trump, he put his neck the wringer with a two diu-
E thing is to get them val
without a scene,
To if you have
In passing
THE people
THE
Shakespeare
who
produce Jak
dress always tell be that chilles do not matter, the not affect the action or the words, in that ease why do they not produce
the
manship. Tomorrow the window will be full of stumbrels." Anything for a change
three
Lxen
MOTHER and her daughters have married 13 times between them. forester a petition to Granny:
pitask trsary again. Gray. Thiriven is an unlucky mimi, Artel Note [ our
mustiliges may tarn vul 1121-
CROSSWORD huy if you don't help us."
22
Across
1. Merry CANE atraightened nut,
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1er to a way of speak.
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Alwaye. (0)
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13. Neckweat of olden days, (4) 14. Rest, and more over, ili part. (4) în: faghi up (0)
18. This ne
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the
con Lain materials for you to 10 ACTOR. (0-3)
20. Rap on the knuckles. (7)
22. Organise the feeding. (5)
za, apruce. (by'
Down
24. Try-ous 15)
1. it looks as if the Russiaz Dikan
la followed by the food allow- BUCO ()
2. Inside A
Involved. (8)
OCEL
food
t got
3. This site may be declared after
Foting. (9)
4. True? Bat 22 1804.). (9).
5. Halled down to in song. (8)
7. Tas painting in inferior.
8. You must have passed througn
when you were young 1
(7)
9.
and a lot of it was kept
in this (9)
11. Half a score. (3)
16.
can buy
the home at these, (6)
17. Free retuma
With a kiss in
1. (8)
19. The very unr
sounds shock-
ing (4)
21. More
tha
balt enly!
(3)
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
From actual play; Black to move and win Solution
to yesterday's
1 R-KI, K-K2; 2 Q-D3,
or'1
problems
KIDI; 2 Q-112, or
TARGET
P
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G
A
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Huu mang
words of letters
or more can zou make the
etters in the 4Quare on the left tu Baking ch
word, the
letters t each of the
small fes may be used unce
unly.
word must contain
The large leiter in the centre quare, and there must be at least one nine-letter word in the (let, No plurals no foreign words: Do proper
TODAY'S TARGET: 28 words, Doed 3 words, pars
weird, excellent.
Bolutio
NEOLUTION: Cente poES
Por sot DONYECTOR or wil or our oral oranzet auta sov VIN bever covert sovet spora orson wrelan mate Gene onls sven over bvist rest fol ravi tenke tona then fera fare turn trave
yea! veto vote vater.
mond bid.
West passed. He felt East would know what to do and East
West opened the ten of dia. monks. It is usually good prac- trumps any time hus doubled u low your partner contract while sitting in front of declarer,
South won the tick and led This felt to the nine of clubs. East's
East led a second Jack. From and South won that trick alo. Another club lead put East nagath. He took his two high Intimply and led Lie Juck of spuries. This took care of South's king and all he could save from the wreckage was maining trump.
his one re-
He was down 900, while East and West still had their part score.
♥*CARD Sensch
Q-The bidding has been; South
North West
1
Double 1
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You, South, bold;
Ensi Pász
AA2 ♥J865 ◆K32 SE Q104
What do you do?... $
A-Bld two hearts. You have
good heart support sad should
show it right away,
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered.
You, South, hold:
MAQ Y54 KISZ 4KQ 10 9 4
What do you do? •
Answer Tomorro
YOUR BIRTHDAY
FRIDAY, APRIL 5 ·
П
WOMANSENSE
An Original Pheasant Platter
LEAVING with old town. This chy
one-room homes on their farms
-You Can Use Duck As An Alternative: EAVING Yakima with Quincy, a now thriving 5-year
blossoming like, the rose, is one Johnston of the Washington of the
reclamation hugo State Apple Commission, projects, infracle of the the Chef and 1 motored century. north on our way to Wenatchee,
capital of the world.
They scrimped; they saved; they managed to buy tractors Soon, i and farm machinery, church, bank mid school were alores were built. started and
After the war, the land was the apple offered to homesteaders along In five years Quincy has become
with the availability of water. t full-fledged town. We passed through miles of Young couples with faith desert land until we approached themselves and the future built
BUDDHIST MONK'S ROBE GETS
A COUTURE TOUCH
"Samoural", Inspired by the robe worn by Japanese Buddhist priests, is a cont in belge and blue printed poplin. Open in the centre, it reveals a dress of plain blue muslin,
From Lanvin-Castillo. - Agenov Fraave-Prestac.
BOYS'
in
These adventuring young farmers have now added more rooms to their houses and are growing big crops of soft fruits, alfalta and potatoes and BIO founding permanent homes for their families. This was the dream of homesteadows covered wagon days.
An
RICE FILAF MOULD is centre of interesi on platter of carved duck with apple, orange and lemon sections, sweet potatoes and peas.
Wenatchee, Washington, the heart of appleland, invigorating section od the country with volcanic soil that produces 40% of the country's apples.
with
sections of fresh apple, Halve lengthwise. Rensove the yolks; with 14 ibsp, Brush when almost done with mayonnaise, 1 tsp, table mustard,
glaze. V tap, Worcestershire and the dinner party given us that currant jelly to form a
fresh drops Tabasco, quartered bui evening,
fabulous Edge with
brushed with orange pheasant platter originated by apples
juice and
orange Chill. quartered Edgard Feitault, executive chef ju
skins filled with firm lime and of the hotel,
cherry gelatin,
For
However, it was not apples orange and lemona that claimed our attention at
A
servo
"The todles can make a good
accompaniment, facsimile that will wow their piping hot buttered apple sauce
ducklings in a chafing dish. guests by using instead of
remarked.
pheasant,"
he
Pheasant or Duck Platter Wenatchee: This consists of four
foods, Place major mould of spiced rice pilaf in the centre, candied sweet potatoes on one side, green peas on the
other,
with Section these Duchesse potato pastry-tubed
Surround the rice with carved
DINNER Saladettes of Trio-Crab Cascadian Baloo-Braised Pork Chops Green Peas Escalloped, Sweet Potatoes-and-Apples Lemon Cream Cake or Fresh Fruit Bowl Coffee Тел Muk All Measurments Are Level Recipes Proportioned to Serve 4 to 6 Trio-Crab Saladettes Cascall-
roast pheasant or duck stuffed an: Hurd-cook 3 eggs, Chill.
Replace in the egg whites, Quarter lengthwise,
Make crab salad. Coarse-fiņko the contents 1 (7.02) tin crabmeat (shell' removed).
Add c. minced celery, 3 chopped
and stuffed alives snappy mayonnaise to bland. Heap individually on lettuce. Top with pimiento strips,
On one side, place 0 asparagus tips chilled with French dress- ing on the other put two devilled egg quarters.
TRICK OF THE CHEF
Add dill salt to taste when seasoning crabmeat salad.
The Toupee Business Is Thriving
THE
New York. in the men's grooming busi. THE hair that's turned to ness.
silver, опсе muin's I thought pride was back mark of distinction, now is of all this accent on appear with unce the mark of his age
the personnel department.
PRIDE?
Usually the man' is pushed- either by job competition or the little woman.
"Our studies show 80 percent of our customers were influenced said men, by, a girl friend or wife," after all, are just as vain as Ben 2. Kaplan,
that the
Faid
vice-président Feder Hairpieces, One hair colourist of Louis So grey men turn young, women,
-woman in a men's shop. high brags its product will by dyeing. The, bald ones
"stay on through a hurricane." recapture their youth with agreed.
"The women pull the men in hair
"Men are just as interested in pieces. Mon with plenty of hair, straight, get how they look as women are here by the hair of their head
sald Misa Hilda Averell, who ....or what's left of If," permanents.
He said the toupee has been with Halton-Cose live Kaplan,
This is Manhattan business is thriving because years. shop where a man can buy
And even men's hair is not.. L complete outfit, get a tiuheut, Yul Brynner barn't slowed And the men in general hair dyc
Biench, scalp down. young, mature, with inassage and face pack ("docs
Joseph Koehler, publisher of barren or covered pates — the same thing as a mud pack
for
Kirls,"
said The Barbers' Journal, a trade all are spending more time does
paper, said a recent sampling of president John Hatton). and money on their appear- But most authorities in the 2,000 men showed it's more, a
of economics than. So report leaders men's grooming field said no matter
pride" causing the man to so appearanco-conscious
ance.
AND GIRLS'
Punch Tells A Story
-A Favorite Game Got Him Into Trouble.....
By MAX TRELL
30
you
MAGAZINE
I
started
stopped spinning, following my nose,
"First it led me into the hall, then down the stairs, then Info the parlour, then into the room
you have to do is spin on your where my mother was sitting in
toes and say:
"North, South, East, West, Any way I go is desi;
Here goes;
Splu on toes!
As soon as I stop,
F'll follow my nose!'
a chair, sewing.
"Where are you going, Punch?' she asked me.
**I'm following my nose, Mother,'. I answered.
LL afternoon Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, Hiawatha, the Wooden Indian Boy, and Knari and Hanid, the shadow children BY STELLA with the turned-about names, had been playing Follow-Master. Lale that evening after every- one else in the house was in bed, Teddy and Hiawatha and poem says; you spin
to toes and as soon as you stop but kept right on sewing. Then Hanid went up Knart and the chair where Mr Punch was you start walking behind your I followed my
nose, following it sitting, reading a book.
leads you."
dator-
peace-loving By nature you are BON today: you have
mised will. Once you have set and you have been known, to tem- your mind and heart on something, porarily yield a paint rather than who You will not stop until you have battle for it. But let those
wen the battle scheved your objective. Call it think they have stubborn. If you will, but it gets you watch out. At some moment when what you are after. Just make sure it is lost expected, you will have the won the warl You just happens to that what you want is worth time, energy and effort! You are be one of thone who knows when the type who would work just as to bite your lime: take advantage hard to gain some foolist frippery of a quick" (openinst
If you wanted it-as you would claively.
to achieve some worthwhite success. Use your best judgment determining the worth of your "objective.
and act
"And you do just what
the
on your
wherever it
The Pantry Shelf
"Sho looked a bit surprised
the
the
nose into dining room all around table and chairs and finally it led me into the kitchen, right "But, Mr Punch," Hanid in-
aren't really up to the pantry shelf where terrupted, "you
(to my great astonishment) an Hanld said: "Mr Punch, when following your nose, are you? apple pie was cooling off."""
"Yes,"
they he smiled, as came over, "what can I do for you, my dears?"
de
It's #1050
date
Go!"
Among those born on this were: Bihu Yale and Robert Ella Thompson, educators Willam Con- You are exceptionally Intuitive Krove, chamalat: Winchell Amith author: R. Stockton, and Frank and are usually eight in following
Jonas Chickering. the lead of thki unneen force. AL-
manufacturer though it may
DA LI Beer
Lord Lister, physician and scientist; were operating on unpulse, re Spencer Tracy and Melvyn Douglas,
actors: Helte Day is
actress:
you
result in the long view la opt to be Just as you originally envisioned it. Catherine 1 of Russia; and Algernon Leam to depend upon those huncher Swinburne, poet, and you will rarely, it over, make
you were young, did you ever play Follow-Master?"
Punch is Puzzled
For
Д
moment Mr Punch seemed not to understand what Hanid had said to him. "Eh--
Did I ever what did you say?
I never play Falling-Plaster? heart of that
game."
that lake your your feet
wherever they want to
Mr Punch paid no attention to this.
Punch found an apple pie on the pantry shelf."
BUSINESS OR ROMANCE
it
be
He said a major change in the industry in the last decade has been the increasing golouring. "Men no longer are embarrassod at getting it done, Most want the grey for business reasons,
darkened
"Grey hair, often Interferes with a man's standing at the personnel office," said Koehler.
It also apparently can impede ronance. Miss Averett said one of her recent customers, grey-haired and
"fifty-Loh
"Ho came in for a dye job. explained he had a new girl friend....a young one,” she said.
or
Whether it is vanity
visita to economics, the men's the barber shops are more frequent. Koehler reported the average number of visits up 15 percent
in the last 10 years, ind the average each thought I was trying to eat up spends at $42 annually,'. the pie."
Д
Bald
מובנת
The accent on youth his "Weren't you?" sald. Honid. "Where did you follow it
and influenced men's hair styles too. next?" Teddy asked excitedly. And Knart and Hiawatha
Bald: "Weren't you, Here Mr Punch sighed deeply. Teddy
The number one cut today a "We and it's mast the crew. really, Mr. Punch?” "My dear, I followed it right
"Certainly not! I was only popular with the men over 40," And that's
playing "One day," he went on, "I into the apple pie.
game,"
Mr' said Koehler, "Second la Tha decided to play the game in my how I got into trouble, for at Punch.
Elvis Presley type, you know, very moment
Then he smiled and winked long sideburns, But I don't house, It was a rainy day so I that
will last. United my stopped sewing and came late and went back to reading his think. It had to stay Indoors on
She didn't seem book. Well, I spun the kitchen. mother's orders,
of the game
She I Follow-Your-Nose at all. And as soon as to myself.
be persuaded by outside opinion to store for you tomorrow, select your follow-Master, not Falling around while saying the poem to understand
A serious ecrue in Judgment. Never To find what the stars have in change your point of view once you birthday itar and read the corres- have decided that your position is bonding paragraph, Let your birth- the just and proper uno.
day ater be your daily guide.
SATURDAY, APRIL 6
(Hept. 11-Oct.
carl Then you
ofe
23) rumming devote
ARIES (MAR. 21-Apr. 203-- LIBRA Fally affairs are paramount In fo- If domestic affairs day's chedule of activities. Take smoothly,
ly now,
care of home probleine with under- energies to business. Act according- standing.
SCORPIO (Oct, 24-Nov. TAURUB (Apr. 21-May 21)- Don't let yourself silly-dally in Make up YOUT Test every bing before accepting a making decisions proposal. it you do not take thingw mind, stick to it, and act. Results for granted, you cannot be d are good.
BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)~
Mr Punch," Ilanid cor- rected him. "The children were playing it all afternoon and had a lot of fun. We were wondering if you ever played it when you were a boy."
Mr Punch smiled, "Well," he said at last, I. played a game something like Follow-Master. Only I used to call it Follow- Your-Nose. You can play it all by yourself because all you need to have is your own nose and your own legs to follow It. 1) Look with caution upon and buil
But it once got me into a heap SYNG aort trip it mess affater which involve you in a possible. Better to stay at home and family dispute. Arbitrate.
of trouble"
appointed.
GEMINI (MEAT 22-June
Postpone
CAPRICORN (Dec. 2-Jan, 20
Tackle, domesné problema, enroitly,
CANCER (June 22-July J Exterior inducements continue to be Harmony I what pays off just now.
excellent, but you mun be sure that Keep the peace, no matter how more about this game of Follow- you make the right decisions. Adimcult it appears. It's worth
the
Toddy, Hiawatha, Knarf and Hanid Instantly wanted to know Your-Noad which Mr Punch had effort, 23-AquastIUS (Zad.. 31-Feb. 19)- played when he was a boy. Study alisonałem to a proposition Employment matters may come up They particularly wanted to before you nake'any delnite do for a decision. Be sure you make altion on puri new course, the right one or it can prove costly. find out how. It had happened.
to get him into trouble, « Ayold polonailers
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Permit nothke to district you from" Children's, Interests are highllantado play the game is your objective: A one-track• mina
Make Bugg that simple Mr Putch sald
• 1-94; 2. R-Q1. ALORS DROGAuce important results now. handle a fortate: diplomatically
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Rupert and the Rock Pool-15
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I'd better try
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