1957-03-25 — Page 5

This Funny World

ALFTANE

MeKaught Bradients, Int✪ Collier's

"I don't know whether you remember me, bot I tipped

you five dollars by mistake the last thïje we ware in bere”

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BY

THE. WAY.

by Beachcomber

more the Iraditionni must leave," cried Inspector date comes round: February Malpractice, as his gimlet eyes On this day, from time darted to and fro. At the Yord ell-nigh immemorial, this they said of Malpractice that he lumn has had no opening could see a gnut's footprint on

ragraph, properly speaking. oday I bow to the old custom.

he Deadly Pudding (2)

HE police were on the seene quickly enough to stop the jare unsavoury questa from

aving.

One prominent share huffler Was dragged back hrough a larder window, and n arridun

neatly

atly tripped by young pollerman, who put hlo practice the lessons of the Rugger-feld as she was sneak- ng out by a back door, Many

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concrete 60 yards away. A gross exaggeration. All over the room photographers dr

find fingerprint men were at work. A sergeant chandelier by one hung from a cha arm like an apo and peered at the ceiling through a scope. Others put cigarette butts match-ends and cigarette ash into envelopes, Malpractice popped a plece of the pudding into a moth-proof bog.

and

micro-

Omar knew his onions! WHAT was in old Omur's jug,

of the women stuffed their beneath that bough?

Farrings and jewellery into their handbags as Though the arrival of the police were the signal for hn outbreak of larceny. “Nobody

TARGET

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S

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How many words of four letter

or mere van you make from the lettern in the Hqtare 1lse Jeft

making each word, the Fatters in each of the migali atuares may be used nice only. Each word must contain the large letter in the venter ndurre, and there must be al least one ning-teșter word in the Jiat. No plurals: no toreira words: ná proper пател TODAY'S TARGET: 20

good 21 word, Fery good

words. aroolient. Bolution tomorrow.

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Sir Edgar Insists on bouque? That is why, at in his wine. every banquet he attends, he whispers to the wine waller. The result is a well-warmed bottle of Chateau Oignon, the new

British Claret made from

home-grown ontons. This 18 only one of the vinous master- pleces produced by Shibbo Ltd. The wine of Ambassadors, the Ambassador of wines. Here, there and.

everywhere

QUESTIONS are to be asked About the stockpiling of 1,239,841 dummy egg-cups,

of

WHEN Mrs Warbling Moldercote opened her door to a knock, she saw her sister from Ontario. They had not met for 43

years. Mrs Warbling immediately shut the door. never liked her very much," she sold.

A GROCER who wears two hats to stand on his head said, "It makes it easier on the head muscles."

YOUR BIRTHDAY ··

MONDAY, MARCH 25

By STELLA

are eminently a discerning nature and select your BORN today, you practical, and

may close Bociates with a clear eye for while you have creative talent in the arts, you compatibility, will be business-like about your pro- tesion. None of this art tur bit's sake1" You feel that if your creative gift is worth your white, it is worth after peuple's money to enjoy your brain clikdent Your nihil is keen und alert and you know when some- thing is good."

Although your palk to success may not always be an easy one and there may be two or three severe siin. appointments along the route, you eventually will reach the fame and success which is rightfully yours. You members of the feminine sex have a great love,ut the beautiful You have a definite capacity and and a real talent for homemaking. arrange your Your marriage should be happy and you should be able life so that it will be enjoyable as contented. well as worthwhile. You are not afraid of hard work, but it must be your kind of work. You have learned to leave all routing detal to those whose capacity for __original_brain- work may be more miled. In that way, you are able to villige all your energies for Important things.

Your capacity for friendship dien. Your loyalty is unsurpassed,

is

Among those born on this date were: Michael Davitt, Irish patriot; Arturo Toscani, conductor: Gutzon Willian Revell Borglum sculptor: Moody, educator; Edward Ziegler, music critic; and Binnte Barnes, actress.

To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your

and once you have accepted "some- birthday far and read the corrON-

osse into the small, Intimate circle

of friendship,. It is for life. You have

ARIES

ponding paragraph. Let your birth. day star "be your daily guide.

TUESDAY, MARCH 26

(Mar. 21-Apr, 25)- success potential is high, so take full

This is one of your best days this advantage of it now, month. Act decisively on ainething

THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, MARCH

•JACOBY -ON BRIDGE

Ace Played Too Quickly

By OSWALD `JACOBY

IN matcit point duplicate a

player will double part scUTO contracts that he would never think of doubling in rubber bridge.

East's double was strictly a duplicate double. He thought that he would have made three spades for a score of 140, Nine- typlus 50 for the part score. Ho wanted the 200 points for a doubled set to beat that.

West led his fourth best club. Dummy won with the ace and East had to drop an honour,

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Opening lead—No 5

The six of clubs was led and trumped while East's second bengur fell.

Declarer next played the king of hearts and West made the mistake of taking his ace right then.

Enst dropped the eight of hearts (he did not want a spade shift) and West led the seven of hearts. Dummy's ten took the trick and the jack clubs was led. Pour East ruffed low, South overruffed and played his ace of trumps.

to A heart was led dununy's queen and the ten of clubs played.

East chose to trump. It did not matter what he did because South discarded the nine of spades thereby holding his Jesses to ene heart, une trump and one spade,

West could have beaten the hand by not taking the king of Ile also could have hearts, beaten it by opening and con- tinuing hearts. Either of these lines of play would have killed an entry to dummy and made !! impossible to get the spade dis- card,

♥→CARD Sensens

North

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East South 1

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Double

A82 Q10874 0056 4874

You. South, hold:

What do do?

WOMANSENSE

CHIFFON DANCE FROCK HOW

REAPING all the praises at the Parls collections, chiffon has become the top-favourite fabric for dancing time, Here is a snowy-white dress in silk chiffon from Lanvin at Castillo. "Drifting softly from shoulder to hem; it has a harem skirt and long flowing panel; a taut satin cummerbund binds, the dress in from beneath the bust to the waist. Topping the dress is a wide-sleeved, loosely styled coat of raw silk.

How Moods May Affect Personal Relationships

Coll

are

NE of the commonest compliments paid to an in-world. Many whom we

really struggling against moods game,"

which they find it impossible to This applies to his disposition, his' reactions and his control without professional general attitude toward life.

help,

Such a compliment is rarely deserved, Fractically everyone

Is subject to variations, which are commonly called moodm Within TO'CREATE · GOODWILL: limits, these are normal and are to be expected. Everyone is affected by circumstances and to an extent by physical surround axocasively free rein to the While it unwise to give ings such as weather, barometric pressure and of course his own emotions, it is true that persons physical feelings. It is only when moods become excessively with a varied personality are marked and when they interfere with normal relations between more interesting than those of

people that they: become a problem.

They mare phlegmalle type. The Illinois State Medical Society points are likely to be the extroverts, put "No one can be completely unaffected by the life of the party.

At the the disappointments and frustrations of every same time, their

may day living. Depression of spirit occurs just commonly from these as grief following the direction than that of the farther in the opposite death of a loved one. Yet the feeling of sadness calmer individual. The Illaols be accepted together with the other State Medical Society advisess

serve a useful purpose. A

Emotions, displayed wisely.

entions, such as Joy, anger and fear.

nccepted it is easier to understand why some people are subject to pronounced mood swings while others are less sensitive and even phleg

matic in thele emotional reactions."

Household Hints

rops

Worn bath towels ́ moke ex- cellent cleaning

when laundered and cut into. con- venient squares. Cut them with pinking shears to prevent the edges from ravelling.

•

To bake potatoes rapidly, first put them in boiling, salted water for 10 minutes. Then place in the oven.

To keep cookies soft and moist, place a slice of fresh apple in the cooide box or jar.

•

睢

NORMAL CHANGES

swing

mood

smlic laughs and a word of praio can create happiness, white, a scowl or an unkind. sarcastia remark produces gloom.

-W. W. BAUER, MD..

"Wise la the person who learns to control his emotiona -The key word of the preced. .......He will understand that his ing

quotation, is the word emotions' can be useful instrus "accepted." We must learn to ments for creating - goodwill," It accept normal vartitions of uncontrolled, they yield 'only', mood in ourselves and to watch suffering and unhappiness fo for them and accept them himself and others."" other people, if are going to

#୯ get along well together. Many a quarrel, misunderstanding or estrangement has resulted from. the coincidental

of ntal occurrence

moods in Individuals making contact at a particular time. thesp

same persons, in phases of their emotional status, might have got along together ROOM harmoniously. Once pattern of relationship is estab fished, it becomes more difficult to get away from it.

depressed or perhaps aggressive COLOURS HELP

MAKE A

A

other

LIVABLE

Lansing, Mich.

from sticking in damo weather, portant to remember that when at Michigan State Uniyesalise

Paste wax rubbed on window grooves will prevent windows And, wax on exposed sash cards

will save wear and tear. \

Sugar added to fruit before neezing will retard the loss of vitamin "C" and help the fruit retain its natural colour.

Waxing wire clothes-lines provides protection against cor- rosion.

Unwrap meat and store it in the refrigerator as soon as you bring it home.

Cooked meats stered in the refrigerator should be covered.

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Why Snowman Was Sad

A Wise Old Owl Knew What Was Wrong-

By MAX TRELL

had been snowing hard all

he's

Pass. You can probably set I had the morning, Knarf and Honld, "I gave the

ene heart but your hand is far too weak for aggressive action.

TODAY'S, QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

MAZ Q10874 305 4874

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

19

21

2

(Apt,

21-May

21)—

A fine outlook for your career, Your

Your future plans can prove of roal importance, so plan carefully and then follow an exant schedule.

of major importance to your future. GEMINI (May 22-June 21)-

TAURUB

CHESS

LEONARD BARDEN

.....

A position won by Schlechter Fow does White (to move) decido the game quickly?

Solution problem:

to Saturday's

1 B-KI8 (threat 2 KC--QB2); The point to that if I

CANCKE (Juna 27-July

233- Use your time to the best possible

xdvantage today, for the stars smiling at you and all aspects good,

Are

ate

LEO (July 24-Aug. 11)- You can win out on some major ob- Jective. Make contacts which will prove useful in the future.

(Aug.

VIRGO

24-8apt. 23).m If you are seeking a bigger and better job, then this may be the day that you find exKotly what you treedt.

LIBRA (xegit,・・ 24-Oct.

سر 23

· Botter, your chances for advance- ment by putting your best foot for- ward. Alyke a good first Impression.

'scorpio): (Oct,° 24-Nov.

13)--

A short journey to forward your 'bundess · interesta could turn out

Very · Kišapiciously just now,,

- SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)-- This can be a fing day for you, Make real ** progress -along" soma deonile Line of procedure.

":

CAPRICORN (Dee) 23-Jan. 20) Don't waste energies.today. Make

Wh

very moment count and you find that you are making food pro- trees.

AQUARIUS: (Jan.) 11.Web, . 19)— All Ben are dlatinowy in your the most of your favour, Make, puccota potential at this time.

; PISERS - (Feb. 20-Mar. 25)— Important galima barking advances in personal welfacw; are in today' aspect. Korps: your future: in mind

.

Астовя

14 5 16.

to

look happy. Maybe hungry.'

"Well," said Mr Punch to

Snowman a snowball or two to But it didn't do a bit of 112- He si Iboked. good. happy.

when Knarf and Hanid, thie shadow children..with the cat. turned-about names, went the window they saw that the street, the sidewalks, the roofs, the bushes even the telephone wires that stretched between the poles were covered white.

with

What's Wrong?

"And just then a Sparrow flew dowit and stood on the Snow- man's alļoulder and chirped inle. his car:

saw you,

hungry?

To their surprise they

be a large what seemed to Snowman standing at the edge of the driveway. They could make out his head and his big shoulders.

Knarf and Hanid called Mr Punch to come and look.

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1. Shirk bear in a mixture ↑ this 7. Ton times to pound. (8) B. Dun around the ratio, (8) -

10. Work by the dancing pretender.

(0)

19. The warm part of the const; (4)

14. It's traditionally. Sunday

dinner (5)

10, 81, with a mixed gin inside i

10. fidial beer | (anng.). (9) 21. Sign on. (8)

24. 135 a siden in the heavens. (3) 28. The years of the old mteger y

(8) 24. Shivering trees," (0).

Down

Cord towa. 175

2. Mule is perverse, but there's no

ond of Bating. (9)

$. This kind of stude is not usžally-

used in building. 141

4. This kind of condition for

man of mettia 3 (4)

5. Fingered at Banbury, Orcas

9. Get away from it all. (3.21

1. Quick silforos to sim 1" [8)]

. They're

back - tioglier, ka

e periences, '(77)**

1.11. 10'3' threequarters of 4 Dowb

and the Bothe amount of 11 Cown, B

18 A good look.

15. A di ti i dRCH, 17. Literary one may not be -10:heartad

15, bhurely 20, Zyne, fron

Pile Of Snow

"Well," said Mr Punch atter momont or two, "It isn't a Snowman yet. It's just a pile of snow on top of a bush. But it wouldn't take much to make it into a Snowmarı!

Mr Punch sat down again in his chair by the window. "By the way" he said, "did I ever tell you about the time I made my first Snowman?"

"And

"What's wrong with Snowman? Are

Are you cold you the Snowman

Sparrow asked Snowman

why he looked unhappy.

answered: No, Sparrow, It's something a heart and he'll feel fine," cife, I don't know what it is.

have an empty feeling. "Where do you have 'an emply feeling

Snowman?' Sparrow asked him.

Snowman said: 'On my left

'second side, rear my

coal bution,

"Sparrow decided to go, and ask Owl, who knew almost everything about almost every- thing. He found Owl sitiing in his darkened apartment in the pine tree with one eye open.

told..." him Sparrow. Snowman.

"Then he shut his one. Syc and went to sleep again.

"Sparrow flew back with the news and we set about to give "the Snowman a heart.

"Bat it wasn't easy to flod heart for Snowman.

Д

"An felcle was no good, was too sharp.:

It

It

"A stono. was no good.

hard. was too

I found a single "Finally, green feat growing in a sheltered crack in the garden about, wall. That is what I used for

Snowman's heart." ** 7

A Snowman

with green Empty Feeling "Empty fcellag on the left Icaf

for a

heart murmured the second- coat Hanid as she smiled at: Mr of button, ch? That's easy, he Punch. "It reminds ; mo. remarked all at once, Punch Spring, It's the nicest thing a forgot to give him a heart, Just Snowman could have for his

tell Punch to give the Snowman heart!"

Knart and Hanid said they didn't know this story? So Mr. side, m near Punch, after warning them not

to interrupt, began as follows:

"It was day just like today, was a small boy and I went out and buil myself a

I

Snowman.

"I put buttons on his coat, Atted an old high hat on his head, stuck a corncob pipe in his mouth, gave him a' broom-. handio for a cane and put two blue marbles in his face where his eyes should be. And there he was, big and beautifult

Couldn't 'Dockdo

at the

"But the more I looked him," Mr Funch went on, more sure. I was that something Was wrong..Büt: 1 "couldn' decide what it was that was

with that Snowman: wrong with

was standing A

there, 4 Squirrel cams

puzzled when

I explained to "the Squirrel that something looked. {wrong›with, the Showman,"

"So the Squirrel looked. Finally, he said: "I can't tell what it is exactly, but you're right.That Snowman doesn't

Rupert and the Rock Pool-5

head

Namote mysterious thing Rupert trets away, round

land and into the next, small sandy appear on the journey and at length, the travellars, ate seitled in bay;","There are some cocks on their, seaside rooms. Rupert wants, beyand, he murmura. 2. There' 10% put at once"on 'his search "should be some little pools, there. for rare, fishes, ad Mr. Bear makás: Hello, here is in litle girl, coming! the landlady for an empty, jam jar Whatever is the matter, with her and file string handle. Then she do believe (she's-jinhappy, She teken? a” chair to the beach and to dedmg to be crying 1tannsm

IF you have trouble getting Very early in my medical to sleep, a new coat of paint school experience a wise surgeon on the bedroom walls may help.

msay home furnishing pointed out to me that it is im-

Bedrooms with soft colours the other fellow seems she and quiet patterns help you sive, difficult or obnoxious, probably is not directing his rest and sloop, say the experta: difficult actions at you. Ho while gay, lively patterns and may have troubles of his own bright colours

are which

dietaling his exciting.. behaviour. Make allowances for Colour in the home him and perhaps the next time reflect the purpose for which

each room you will find him quite.

is used, they sald. different sort of a fellow.

Bedrooms: and rooms lived, in for long hours at a time need: to seem quiet and restfull

UNDERSTANDING VITAL

Another important problem with moods is that when carried to extremes they may produce physical disease. The modern concept of psychosomatic medi- cine is that emotions such jealousy, envy, greed, suppressed resentments, and hatreds be causative factors in provok ing physiological disturbances and psychiatric conditions.

09

may

The colour of the hall can set the mood each family wishes ta express when greeting guests.

The living rooin is usually

shared by the whole family

family relaxes there,

the

to the radio, cats, talks' andi en tertains friends,, the colour and cheerful. But, if your family pattern should be restful but plays games, aings, dances and is generally more native, gayat, In on offer, hame or any colours would be more sulinode. other group, one militant person Lively patterns and colouri

walls may create

unhappy on

foor and chair:Monda

BD

atmosphere for everyone else, in the dining room help rellave Such individuals should, of hari, monotonous appearance of

furniture

course.not be tolerated but foneral

Clear colourM they should not be condemned are best in a kitchen, the either. They should be under-

ter specialists explained, becau In many instances, they they look fresh and go well require medical and psychiatric with white and light-colou treatment. Actually, there are equipment and appliances, few really mean people in the United Press.

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