1957-03-20 — Page 5

•JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Mistakes Add Grief To Hand

By OSWALD JACOBY

DAUL HODGE

PAU

of Abilene,

Tex,, did not like it when Eust passed his take-out double of one spade. His hand op- peared to be most unsatisfactory to inflet a substantial penally.

Most players would make the mistake of opening the king of hearts but Paul opened his singleton eight of spades. In- cidentally, this lead is absolute- ly correct. When your partner passes your take-out double o trump Jeact becomes almost enandatory.

of

South mode the mistake winning the first trick, and the second "mistake of leading the nine of hearts. Paul played the ten but East overtook with the ace and led a second trump. This killed dummy completely.

Declarer tried

the

diamond sufl but he was lou late. Hodge

WEST

48

NORTO

32

19

KQJ1064

• A32

4AD4

Q10804 110873

EAST

QJ1096

A2

975

♣ 652

SOUTH (D)

AK754

0873

• KJ

4KQ

Both vulnerable

South West Nurth

A

Pass

Double

Pass

Opening lead-a

Ear

Puss

CRENSHAW

This Funny World

THE CHINA MAIL; WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 1957:

McCaught By nođaka, Zanzi

"Wouldn't it be wonderful if a girl could collect alimony for just breaking off going steady?”

BY. THE. WAY.

WHERE were

THE

The

by Beachcomber

Fore hearts on Salisbury Plain last week.

scientists who had

called off.

ሰ

of

super-

fantasies." in these words

10 the in- rpoltesman referred clusion Rone

an exhibition in sculpture of a life-size statue of

Cabinet Minister in

How annuated railway cheese. 4

evadod the This vulgar Joke vigilance of the organisers of the exhibition will be the subject of an inquiry. "It is a relief from all thus abstract art," commer ed a stray shipowner.

there to make artificial rain were

would 11

beets linve courteous gesture if the water- diviners in the Thames Valley had sent them a sympathy.

In passing

mesoge

TN the present state of bank-

IN

ruptcy of European skules-

suppose the (157

manship,

nouncement that

*

had we rocket that could fly at 10,000 miles

hour, 40 miles up. twice round the world would be regarded as good news. Some- that would ther body

Break won with the ace and proceeded record, and there would be no we had East shed two more good news until to run hearts.

By the diamonds and one club whlie set up another record.

the heart time

"deterrents" had South did ruff the fifth

the ex- become really deadly, lead. He could have made an- | beca

would have spread other trick if he had laid down a periments club but he made another inis- disease to such an extem that take and played a second dia- nobody would be fit enough to make war. Then a master mirad might suggest, tentatively, thot there should be negotiations to stop the whole insane business.

mond.

East rumped, pulled South's last two trumps.and led to Paul's ace of clubs. The four of hearts accounted for the last trick.

Nothing to do with me.

Declarer could liave saved HOE-LACES made of electri- two tricks by letting the eight▷ fed liquorice, to keep the

of spades hold the first trick and one trick in several different ways. I leave you to figure out those plays if you wish.

CARD Sensen♦|

Q-The bidding has been: West North East Soulb

Pass

La Double

You, South, hold: AQJ3 912 AQ10844 454

What do you do?

A-Bid two no-trump. The moet probable game la in no- Larg

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been:

West North ̈· Exat

Bouth

Double Redouble. 7

You, South, hold:

AGSÍ WJDG5' 1032 8086

What do you do?

Antwer Torrow

scotch

19

ha

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feet warm, were stlacked last night in a fighting speech at a meeting of the Northampton Sweetmeat Circle, Said Mrs Tarrant: "This can only lead to the electrification of butter- to keep the pockets warm. My husband is shoe- lace manufactures, and this is a one-sided arrangement cannot sell his unwanted laces to confectioners. I have nothing qua ciec- against electricity, tricity, but I would rather have cold feet than mess about with electrified liquorice." Councillor Poodle said "One might s well electrilly carrots to keep donkeys' (Laughter.)

noees

warm.

In advance of his time

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small may be wood on

only.

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watch inside. (5)

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the atomsti. (8)

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gaa with this around,

4. Bage gata involved with the

#ion, (9)

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(0)

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"Dingo the

Bead

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

of

From actual play; Black to move and win

Solution to yesterday's problem:

WOMANSENSE

Stender and graceful as a swan is the silhouette domin- and in Manguin's spring-summer collection, Shown above is "Mexico", a two-piece ensemble comprising a dark blue woollen cost-lined with blue and white striped cotton, the The big straw same material as the high-necked dress. sombrero is from Claude Bt.-Cyr. Agency France-Presso.

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

-

from Keep bureau drawers

10- be Soil on candles can squeaking by moved

by wiping them with Inside edger petroleum jelly applied to a soft Plubricating the

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B-Ke-Angenious craze. sticking checka after the black promotes.

BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Punch's Wise Parrot

-She Was Too Smart To Give Wrong Answers--

By MAX TRELL

NARF

piece by piece, until it was all gone.

and Hanid, the When it was all gone, Poll-Leo A shadow children with the looked sharply at Knarf and turned-about names, heard the Hanið. sound of the voice long before they reached Mr Punch a room. It was a sharp, harsh, very loud voice.

THERE

stalo cheese than the cracker, a cracker..." a dozen

uses for

perpetration of spurious artistle

YOUR BIRTHDAY...... 3y STELLA

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20

you

"Why don't you cat crackers? They're good for you. They'll make your feathers grow,"

"We haven't got any feathers," Knarf sald.

"Okay, Punchie ol' boy, let's

"That's too bad," said Poll- have a crocker!" the voice said, Then it said: "A

Leo. cracker, a

“I feel sorry for you, Everybody should have feathers. How can you expect to fly if you haven't my father?'

times without stopping.

Knart and Hanid looked at each other. Then they hurried up the stairs into the room.

Bright Feathers

Mr Punch was sitting in his chair by the window. Next to

"We can't fly, Poll-Lee," ald Hantti,

"Have you got a cracker?” szked Poll-Lee.

"There, what did I tell you! water is wet. I know why the You can't fy. What can you top of a hill isn't at the bot- do?"

tor. I know everything."

"We can walk” said Khart. “Pooh,” said Poll-Lee, "Bugs

**If

you know all those

him, on a high bar, stood a bid can walk. You're no better than things," said Kharf, "please tell

with bright feathers and hooked bead,

"Come in, come in,” mit the bird, "Have you got a cracker? A cracker, a cracker.

7

a bug"

BOIN today.

nno 点九 in searcher and here your exceptional dividualiai ad you intend memory is of great stance. doing things your own way. It For a person of your force, you

altera little, whother you have

Mr Punch smiled and sald: are strangely lacking in aggressive opposition or hot the more you self-confidence. It is an if your idea

"Be quiet, Poll-Lee. Don't be becoming a struggle, the more fim you have in in difficult time

You are begging everyone for a cracker. winnbui You thrive on compell reality. Within yourself, tion, since it gives you a real op "sure, sure, sirol" But you peem to It isn't polite." Dortunity to show up your lack tie force to sell your ideas to dividualiste spirit in the nicet ng the outside world. Get over pressive fight. There are moments, attitude or you may miss reaching

the triumph which of course, in this modern age when a teeming lack of co-operation can by a handleap. But if you will stick to your guns, you will find that , eventually it will pay offi

الة.

this

Bay

Fleas Can Jump

us the answers. We'd like to know, too."

Mr Punch smiled and nodded in admiration.

But there was no sound from Poll-Lee.

For

the third and. "We can jump," said Hold. last time she had put her head "Pooh," said Poll-Lee. "Fleas under her wing, and no amount can jump. You're

до better of persuasion would make ber thon a flea."

take it out again. Hanld said indilguantly: "You're very rude, Poll-Leel" "Aw, qult it," said Poll-Lee.

But Foll-Lee just put her "She's a wise old bird all the star "If you were as hungry as I am, head under her wing and re- right. She's the wisest bird in

you'd ask everyone for a fused to listen.

the world." cracker, too."

Finally Mr Punch said: "AU "But she didn't answer any By this time Knarf and Hanld right, Poll-Lec, Knart and of these question. were standing in front of the Hanld want to ask you some "That," said Mr Punch, mil-. bird.

ing, "is what makes her so wine, Poll-Lee looked up at once. She's too smart to answer them ''It's my now, parrot," said

doesn't answer Mr Punch, pointing at Poll-Lee, and said: "I can answer all wrong so she "It talks."

should be rightfully yours.

Among those bom on this date were: Charles W. Ellot, early presi- dent of Harvard; Neal Dow, Prohibi ton reformer; W. L, George, author: Lucy Mitchell, archeologut, Berge taslimanine, plant and James Schouler, lawyer and filatorian.

in

executive ability, of You have evere, and are able to gel othern wark, which. To do the routine actually, it so uhtasiful to bite of, your temperament. You have d love of science, munte and malbe- matiesee fields wisleh seem far store for you tomorrow, select your apart but which in reality are more elonely related than must people pouding paragraph. Let your birth- zeolite. You pre a thorougti relay star be your dally guide.

ANIES

To find what the stars have

birthday star and rear the correK-

THURSDAY, MARCH 21 ·

20)

21

24-thet.

20)-

(Mar.

21-Apr.

LIBRA (Sept. Property matters, perhaps involving. You may find that expenditurus are the affairs of an elderly person, inay rising. Give your budget à good cune up for attention today.

going-over and gel a new albet.

(Oct. 24-NOT. TAURUS

21) (Apr.

SCORPIO 21-May Take care of business affairs with Check assets and Unbilles and R pattern anữ Đõe

new start. Good that you do disentioned, gel things for your health is important. Guard it.

RAGITTARIUR (Noy, 23.bea, 2) 21)- Nervous and physical energies may

expelly benellt.

right

GEMINI (May 22-June

.....

"Is it a he or a she patrol?" Hanid wanted to know,

Instead of answering, the parrot put its head under its wing and pretended not to be awaich,

Very Wise Bird

"Poll-Lea doe't want to answer But I think she's a she," said Mr Punch in a a very wise. whisper, "She's

If you have regulated your personal below. Get much-needed rent ord bird." affairs, propitiously, then all should, relaxation, Revise your point

o well with you at this tune. view.

CANCER (June 22-July 23) Follow through and Nnieh n Jobs already begun. Best resulta today come from farmillar tasice.

of

CAPRICORN (Dec. 27-Jun. 20). Although your sign in in high

· favour, you must also do your share

Then he sat in a loud voice, "Aren't you a wise bird?**

of Ined work to reap the potential Poll-Lea took her head out. beneflin, seljan SUA AN +

from under her wing and said:

"LEO (July" || 21-Aug- 23 Jun AQUARIUS (Joh. #1-#ah. ||19)—"I certainly am. But I won't You can make substantial gains if A contam of bygden, dass may prove answer any qudatióne, until X got your energies are woit-directed and of great, help to you in the future, based upon tried out true premtes. Nenow the acquaintanpesupa_zyli

Avindo S. Chugi 20-Erpt.

cracker

Mr Punch took a cracks.out.

Domestic and home/artaire, are apt “det, at good - arg, ON TIMES ZÁRE or his pocket. Polislave, baki it to take up a great deal of tiine ftist continuqüivaly and you will and that nówić-Boire minor, probleem.

you are tradhte good, propose law. 1 in her beak and ribbled at it,

questions.

kinda of questions, I know why them at all. She just goes to apples are round. I know why sleep,"

Rupert and the Rock Pool-

After Rupert's adventure with the our chance to fishing-rod the squire is no plesied

catch up with him

that be obta: 20 pay for a seaside, two,..... ilse aquacu holiday for hime and s Bill. The

they

· great-day; bas neatly arrived ind” they are walking on the Common/ making their place when they say "NOD

"Page

These Dishes Merit A Place In Your Recipe File

O there's

DDMENTS. today, but cabbage, - - 1 - c. - shredded ray chicktio nothing odds, . best or

stockej fá “tap, salt; and 1⁄4). tip. about their place in the ground black popper. Cover recipe file. All are good for closely and siminen "over Zow the usual three square meals beat for 18 min, or until vege that homemakers must tables are tender. Serves 0. assemble day in, day out. This is a low-calorie dish, ep- proximating 70 calories for each

Hamburger Stuffed Onions is serving.

a 'satisfying" and thrifty dish

Scoop centres out of large sweet onions that have been parboiled Cut centres to bits. Add 1⁄2 lb. mixed ground beef and veal, 1⁄2 tsp. poultry DOSSOM)= Ing tsp. bread crumbe, malt and pepper to taste, mixing well.

min.

"ALICE, DENHOFF

Fashionettes

The collegiate pork pie goed

Loosely all onion cups with high-fashion this season, Mal hamburger mixture. Det opener Mr. John features a feminine with 2 tbsp. butter or margarine, reproduction of the men's felt Place in pan with water cover- in a red and yellow silk polka ing bottom. Bake at 400 F. 35 dot. The pork pie is just one feminine style copied from the men's hat racks, Milliner Lilly Dache features the fodora, com- plete with centre crease, several fabric hats. carnation pattern silk background.

Hero is a tasty veal dish, Veal Roll,

Have bones removed from shoulder of veal, but be sure to take them home. Spread meat open and flat and season salt and pepper.

Chop 1

burch

with

BAXH

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in

One! a red on a white

Women's Wear Dally, we trade publication of the fashion in- dustry, reports that the cape

"blouson"

are, leading watercress and

in children's went rathen fine. Add thep. minced silhouettes parsley, I finely minced onion, publication, appear in hordes, this spring. Chpes, said the dash red pepper and 1⁄2 tsp. celery salt.

from tiny detachables which dress ensembles. There also are cover the shoulders of spring to full-length cape and full-length wool capes and cape sults. Suits and ensembles have bloused jackets, coats have blousta backs, even children's shirtwaist

dresses

show the

side of the meat. Roll in jelly Spread this filling over the cut

roll style, folding in the ends of the meat. Tle Into-firm roll.

Cover with 1 qt. boiling water. Add 1⁄2 c. vinegar, top. pickling aplees, tsp. salt and meat bones. Simmer, covered, for 2 hre

I

bloused trend.

Lock for various shades of show throughout

Yellow

Remove meat roll from water, Place in balking pan. Spread the meat with 2 tbsp. butter or mar-yellow to garine. Cover with 2 c. bread spring foahlons, crumbs and season to taste with featured salt and pepper. Bake at 350 F. for about 45 min., until crumbs are browned.

Was

in the collections of designers who previewed their spring clothes during the semi annual Fashion Prats Week

York.

Now

in Herbert Sondheim, bald

Hemove strings before

for example, showed a serving Serve hot or cold.

For a meat dish with cabbage, yellow chiffon formal. The cont melt 3 tbsp. butter or margarina manufacturing firm of Originala skillet with tight-atting used the shade in both daytime cover. Add 3 c. shredded fresh and evening coats.

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