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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MARCH 15; 1987.

This Funny World

CROSSWORD

MeNaught Hyndteate, Inc— Colllar'a

"Apparently he's the intellectual type.

lic's always trying to get me alone in the library"

BY. THE. WAY.

by Beachcomber

DR STRABISMUS

the

10

(Whom He suggests the gigantic al-

should God Preserve) of Utrecht tanker-helicoptera hus scheme by which

with long suction-pipe- we Atled could get all without canus, es. These wild suck up l tankers,

or international volly from wells into vast containers leoptera, The molly and tumble-cum-trivy.

opinion of the Khur of Khasdoun and Gelaweh will be worth hearing, Also that of the Swob of Wuduleiksum. Blokmall, and other experts.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Bridge Silence Is Not Golden

By OSWALD JACOBY

PAST won

|

under

Abdul

Exhausting all possibilities

MAN would have to be “A

singularly thin," cald the magistrate, to wear even the jatest mari's collar round his

waist," "No thinner," replied

the accused,

"than even the

fattest man would have to be ta wear

even the thinnest man's cullar round his neck." "Can we not take it, suld the magistrate,

PAG

a working rule that only a thi man tries to wear a thin iman's collar round his neck?

said the acused.

Efend with the act in today's Granted,"

the opening club

hand South dropped the king. "But it does not follow that a East tried to cash two spude fat mon will wear

dummy

round his

waist,"

East'o

a

would coling

127

Acroem

1. Patern soup.

it's mooking. _ (0)

D. Mag-shaped, (4)

11. be helped the navy. (4)

12 Ich bent in homage. (4)

1. Pith these in nylon. (4)

14. Jump at this answer." (4)....

15. The little lump in plan (?)

18. He's a top man, (8)

10. Dulour. (J)

Tioned around. (6)

2. Họ up to BO GOT AD

Bruwer, (02

21. Fountered-tbe

Dork? (3)

Down

weather

***

1. You got is if you want a cool

about a man, (3)

2. An gotor of the old days. (8)

A black lot, the birde brought up in tursa. (9)

They smist at church. (3)

(hostig, (5)

Start the one but reach conclusion

(5)

B. li takes accret atm from a com

imanding position. (8)

10. Modawane.

172

11. Twice this

is quite an

exclamation!

10. It's one of

2 b

17, 5

Bouth West

Just the

Oppoolset (4) 7:

10, Credit

to

tho dov. (3)

Yesterday's solmitan

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

KOZAİ

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From actual play; White to move and win.

Thly cool, crisp and handsome xporis shirt is in white

Божол with #DDD stripes in red or denim-bluc.

Designer Gets Inspiration From Safaris

THE inspiration for most Tdesigners is Lane con-

WOMANSENSE

Gay Fashions For Men A Checklist

London: day,

By JILL CAREY

yellow with black stripes.

grey all-wool 'worsted dressing- also sported yellow

TODAY is menn, even in wally in its curs, inpels and

bowler-hatted, black-conted London the orders are-Go Gay..

pockets.

Ties and cravats too were KOY,

but shirts for businçsa returned to City conservatism.

now seems to be on a fast route Armly now are

At the vast exhibition However, the detachable collar grounds in Earl's Court out....collars hundreds of thousands of fixed to the shirt, Londoners are being startled out of their conservatism. The orders for spring are to jolt mun back to the ways of the rest of the anima) world to be bright, colourt ful and attractive in his now plumage.

Loo

And there are many fest- drying, neat and frim-looking white shirts in nylon And

Perhaps not Terylene.

any days away the, old fron will completely disappbar from the overage home.

This summar the beaches should bo sizzling. Because the men-folks are coming out in some wildly colour-mad outfits.

Conservative, and always good-looking, is this printed Teryleno dressing gown. Light, cool and easy to pack.

To Guide That Family Venture.

CENTO husband can teach

"Nhis

drive,

an

wife how to irate woman writes, "and no husband and wife could work -to- gèther successfully in a business. I've seen plenty of couples try it, and they were at each other's throats in po time.

"Why do you keep telling 340 about couples who have success- ful relirement businesses?"

For each couple that bickers, I can

'give

this reader a couple who work together serenely, happily and successfully. But there are certain very important points which must be borna in mind.

Here is a checklist for hus- bands and wives who want to work together or any family. ripmbers, for that mattert

SOME STARTLERS

AND that plumage runs the A man-woman-beachball out. gamat from underwear 10 A has teen created by fashion Overwear, There are red, pink, extrovert Teddy Tialing. All blue, yellow Terylene under- three are dressed the same--in pants in checks and stripes for orange and black, The man the well-dressed gentleman. wears this colour combination There are sports Jackels In in very short shorts and long stripes and bright, shirt, the woman the same with handsome checks to be worn the additional touch of a high with reporale slacks.

sombrero hat; the

beach-ball Is covered all over. As for dressing-gowns, they La Vigna, le a young coat de-

come in block-puttered e- Other sports

Northcott knew two signer in the

of silks, jungles

lightweight wools and beaches and elsewhere come in the former husband's name was just for money, with no real stiy Monhevon's

district,k foulard. garment

Many ure con- coppers, yellow and blacks. Bill, the former wife's June. gets his ideas from the jungles servatively striped, but

tereat, will fire, bore and irritate there bright azure blues. The

you and you'll be scramming of of Afrien. When he is finished

were a few startlers in the materials: denim, Egyptian So he made. a round fruit each other in no time, with a women's coat collection,

parode,

sallcloth, spuri rayon, moment cake, cut it in half and placed sure you like, and pre downly spe he heads tot big game hunting

rayon with Lurex overchocks. the halves back-to-back. and already has trophies

One terested in, the venture, half was decorated with "B," the other "Jung."

pared with the sources used by Donald La Vigna,

of Most conspicuous Was

A

lion, leopard, rhinoceros. and Chenille Terry Tobe in vivid buffalo,

Jaguar in

"J tried for Mexico a few months ago," said La Vigna. "But no luck.” He plans another safari in Novem- ber, either to Africa where "d like to chase a couple of man- esting lion25," or to India, tiger.

for

A

La Vigna, whose father alse hunted big game, is a partner 10 yesterday's with his brother, Fred, in

six-year-old firm specialising in (waiting); clever cashmere and vicima coats. The play based on pin of black designer is also an expert salór,

skier and skin-divor.

1 P-R3

Solution problem: his collar tricks kut South ruffed The

"Naturally second spado, entered with the queen of clubs "and not," said the magistrate. "Such only fit a thin men's Waist" "Or a fat man's neck," said the accused, "OT course," said the magistrate There was a monent's Eltenice, as there seemed to be no more to be said on that subject.

finessed successfully for king of trumpa.

South had to lose a damund trick in the cool of the evening but still was able to make game contract,

East explained 'to West in

hits

few thousand well-chosen words Something new

that their side could have made four spudes but that it is im-

TAVE poarible to make a spade gâme || {" it no one bids the suit.

wecks

ада "Mofty" Gubbock was carning one and revenpence an hour in

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West replied that he had pass- boller-housť, Today his record cd the first time because he ex-vr "Shamblin' and Shudderin' pected to be able to bid his Along has sold 430,000, and he

NORT!! 402

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Opening lead-45

spades later on and that North had gotten away with

· lucky psychle.

a

very

North conceded that he had

Is to appear in the smartest of all cubaret shows at the Yellow Planet Room. His technique is to crouch on all fours at the mlerophone and howl like a dog for 20 minutes. Sald Moffy, "After this I aim to appear in a couple of films, and then settle down to straight acting- Shakespeare, 1 expect."

TARGET

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How many words of foar letters or more car

700 mA letters to shi sapare an the Jart 16 making each word the letters E each of the small squares may be used onion soly.hich word must contuli the large Jerted to the centra punare, and fliere 17ALLE DALAL least one nine latter word in' pin st. No plurals: no forelaci TODAY'S PAPers

"TARGET

words, good pellent

30 words warg good; 10 Bointien tontorrow.

TESTENDAY'S SOLUTION>

GEN, CHRYS

timeve slave deer, SAY COTTON JAVE SEVER sense love bendayal avar vari Kayal convo reveal ravel (RYODABLE Fer

YOUR BIRTHDAY...... » STELLA

FRIDAY, MARCH 15

BORN today, you have a magnette personality and deep Joyallies which are not to be denied. Одсе you have given your friendship. 19 Sa not withdrawn lightly. But, should you believe that you have been betrayed or imposed tipon, your wrath is great and you can be a bad an enemy an you can be good friend. By nature you are active, vigorous and a good talker. You may not be a profound Dunk.

been lucky but explained that er, but you believe that prompt and he had made his own luck by dretve zotion em win the day. I bidding a psychic spade bidean, too, if you are not deceived in

while West was still waiting the motivation. Be on your guard against the#O who might try to around for Santa Claus,

give you erroneous advice.

A psychic bløder must be lucky to succeed but West's silly pass made North's luck possible,

West hold only five high card 'points but he had tremendous distribution including a good six card spade sult. Gunely there could be no harm in an im mediate one spade bid.

Your Intuitions are sharp and you have a vivid imagination. Some

times you fall to heed that still, man inner voice and will er in Judgment. Leam to obey your hunches and you will rarely, 11 evor, go seriously wrong. You have

■ feeling for the dramatic and know

in your e appear axelting Interesting to julhom.

and

When it comes to love and maITI- nge, like a long, second Book before making up your mind, for once you have committed yourself, you will never change. You of the feminine sex are likely to be striking and Very attractive to the opposite sax. You may not be as careful of your grooming as you might be. Learn to bo nest and Bay of all times. Al- ways be mare to put your best fool forward when meeting neg quaintanceA

Among those born on this dɔta trere: Harold. I. - Beloni,/ staleman; Andrew Jackson, UA President! Waliako Irwin, author! James H Hickett, actor: Hitry James Orchestra Teater:

And Muide Tushanaka, alnger."

80.

To find what the stare hovo in store for you tomarow, selegt your birthday war and, nead the corre

Let goandling

mas

how to make even minor episodes birthday atas be your daily guide,

SATURDAY, MARCH 16

PISCES (Feb, 20-Mar. 203 Make careful but progressive plans, then carry them out punolillouny

♥÷CARD Sense for the best possible results

West

The bidding has been:

North East

Double

Pag

South

2

You, South, hold: MAJÍ #11 9070 SKJ3836

What do you do? A-Bid two no-trump. You Ive 21 polnia, twa, potential spads stoppers and a good puit.

- You wişi le bath game if pati

ner has a sestal double. Ku

TODAY'S QUESTION / "The hidding is the, kame as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

MAQE VIE ONTO AKQU9's: What do you dofinans

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ARIES <MET 21-Apr. There is romance for you if you nts seciting it. In any event, peri sural relationa šalde the dead at this time,

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VIRGO (ang. 26-Sept. 23)- Improved personal relations now could lead to improved ·bendriems conditions a alitie läßer on Cush ta ca pe contacte,

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Indvmave your popularity and stiby. yourself spitu deleste and close re- inlives this grenk-end). 21)-800RPIO {O¢t.. » 14«NOT

TAURUS IN CADY., 21-MAJ The stars davour evente on the domantic front today. All should be calm and purene, Buaifeng affaÁKO

so good.

GEMINI May (22-Jung- Rider. You can afford to be a little more, adventairement, than"? tutail whers Zorwarding plan, Zor, the wesŃ-EIKI,

CANCER

You may look forward to a goman, tie week-end. Combine apelal and

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Definitely one of youki tanee days month - Bor" soolak: matkyššia

You to'y bave shoppi

if undecorring for sprin ...today.

SAGITTARIUS^(NOT,

thai, abould

A kertet social day. Parhaps you okah organisation, in sponsoplog gome alqir. Ama al you can,

CAPRICORN VAT(Dad) 23-38%, Mhe, (active day in which, butZSRRE BA

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La Vigna sald the outdoor life is "great" for colour Ideas the list African jaunt produced a couple of unusual shades- Nairobi red and actela green- which he had fabric mills duplicate.

Tho auduma collection will include several blue-greena and browns, inspired, he said, by his

off underwater safaris"

the Riviera

no

La Vigna sald he's had narrow escapes in his hunting so far "Just in trying to get across Forty-second Street." United Press.

Bro

The man, his lady and the beach-ball identically it wildly dressed by London fashion expert Teddy Tinliar. Orange wid black Hame-print on

sharkskin "will" aizklo the beaches. The missing lady is dressed identically, with the same material carried up into a high sombrero hat.

BOYS' AND

Ting-A-Ling's Dragon

-Christopher Joins A Parade In Blue China Plate-

By MAX TRELL HRISTOPHER Cricket came over and sat down on the

edge of the fireplace and folded Then he his five or six legs. said to Kourt and Hanid, the shadow children with the turned-about names:

"Did you ever see à dragón?”

Knart and Honid both sakit "No!"

1 did," said Christopher. "I saw one last night."

This is Christopher Cricket's story of how he saw a dragon. as he told it to Kaart and Hanid.

Blue China Plato

shirts

TOUGHEST ORDER

for

And that posed the problem. How do you happily symbolise divorce?

1. Is the project of real in- terest to both of you? A shop or things: business which you embark on

And then he made a small

feed plaque, with the

Here's

Freedom"

ROM fashions to the kitchen Fout this time It's different.

London baker Fred Northcott on it in chocolate. has made christening, birthday, welcome-home and wedding cakes,

TOO LITTLE CAPITAL

2. Have you enough eppital words to help you through the frat written year? Too littla money is a major reason for the failure of many new businesses. It is also territe strain to the parties in volved.

baker

It was a success-bu! Northcott said: "This was the Now bc's made a divorce toughest order I can remember cake.

In my 48 years of business."

Bedside Beauty Services

I've known couples who started with too little capital and, while they. sometimes slid through and made a successful business, their nerves had worn so thin that

Services they were hardly speaking ta

"Donated" To Patients...

New York..

and

more

them

fach other,

3. Do you plan to handle different capacities and are you duties and responsiblities wells defined in advance? If you are wise one will handle buring, years ago by members of The bookkeeping, accounting

Hairdressers THE beauty treatment. Casinolologists Association. The roles, neverising, end, diping,

and

the other bandes joined the bedside beauticians donate their ser- A Foy rate, both shouldn't try manner in hundreds

of vices

equipment for to do the same things or you'll hospitals. Hairdressers in styling, permanent waves, mani- got in each other's pair. 900 cities in the United cures, facials, shampoos and

SOCIAL LIFE such. Philip Parker, association States, Alaska and Hawali president, said that in soven joined in a programme of

4. Do you have a healthy 1,000,000

social life? Tog agents had been efter-hours

when couples begin a oftem This is almost as good for business, they dron everything our morale as for the patients else from their lives. Naturally said Parker. especially you'll be working hard ** but when we see the pleasure the there's no need to talk shop 1- women lp the homes for the cessantly, nor to live your busi- get from our visits. Beas' waking and sleeping.

Even If you work late, try to drop the shop when you close it up. A change of pace in con versation, and dates with friends are absolutely essential it you'ra to remain friendly with cach other;

"pretty-ing up" women in 6

homes for the aged, in or- phanages and institutional schools.

The plan, part of the ccle- bration of National Beauty Bed Salon Week, was set up seven United Press.

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

and

smaller, and smaller smaller until at the very end it will be no thicker than

"Than a thread!!

ali the

chikimen shouted in one voice.

"That's right. And it's going to walk!*

"Spread out the fail, chil- dren!" commanded Ting-a-Ling.

"And all the children started spreading out the hoops unil, finally, I saw that they formed a long cloth tail which grew thin- her and thinner until it really did, end in a plece of thread.

Then Ting-a-Ling attached the beginning of the tail to the

bend.

Look! There's the dragon!' the children cried,

Marvellous Dragon

When the shouting. died down, I said

It's certainly

to Ting-a-Ling, marvellous

"It looked like a live dragon,” Christopher said.

If these points are remember- ed, most couples can carry on a quccessful project,

-ANNE HEYWOOD

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

1. Sticky linseed oil can be removed from. furniture by ap- |plying a

solution strong vinegar and water.

*

4. Here is a tip about fresh fish. If the fish is to be stored for a while before use, wrap it In a

that 4 clolb has been vindgur.

in

M

dipped

"I went over to examine the dragon which Ting-a-Ling was making. The head was a large hollow pumpkin. The nose was a long red carrot and there was green paper in front of the eyes. The mouth went nearly all the dragon. But you said it was

to walk. How way round and was filed with going to make it walk? sharp zigzag teeth.

"Oh, that's easy. Just watch. like him?"With that, Ting-a-Lig Uk

up a flap under one of the hoops anal crwled inside. His head fitted right inside the hollow pumpkin and his fact stuck out and touched the gipund.

dragon." Christopher Criciced slowly into fastballing water "Here wo go

they heard said to Roared Haniddy and cook without a lid on the

"'How do you Ting-a-Ling asked.

1

"Oh, he's wonderful,' I said. 'But where la his tall?

""Right here."

Some of the children held paper Interns and others blow whistles, and the rest of the tall as they up children held marched along.

It really looked like alivo

3. Stains on piano koya respond to a paste made of lopen, juice and whiting

4. You can give that pro fessional glossy surfact to muczy by rubbing it with the cut ba of a lemon, vegolabica

5. Drop green

"Well," said Christopher, "last night after everyone in the house was fast asleep, I decided to go down

Into the Blue Ching Plate the one that stands the dining-room cupboard and "I looked. I saw a number of him say from inside the dragon marchod right, after it. It was saucepan. Do not gymrook; and visit my good friend Ting-a-le wooden' hoops,

the dragon wonderful fun being in a try to avoid using blgarbopata. Ling

l'ef soda when cooking green,

on

ing up and down the garden.

on some, big, "Here we go

all paradell, others smaller and smaller, found him in his garden in covered with green and yellow"And then he started march on parade}". back of his little house. There cloth, were a whole mowd of children. around him, all watching some- thing Ting-a-Ling was doing.

"The children, all bored, ta me when I came up. They were very polite. Ting-a-Ling, who was in the middle, sinified and You've come just in time, | Christopher!'

mering-a-Ling is makingi a

yes, said. Ting

be added, isn't a real drugoes. I don't. thinic there are, any mara) of them. Dist the one I'm malting là phi most pool,

'with

Green Eyes rolna to have a betd,

and bile talk Ja:

Rupert and the Windy Day 43

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