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THE CHINA "MAIL, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1957.

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"Madame isn't supposed:to sit down in the little sheath

until it's bera!"

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Beachcomber

I' is quite obvious that we are ping-pong on Thursday

becoming a nation of gour- noons.” "I don't

·JACOBY

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Declarer Misses Point And Slam

BƑ OSWALD JACOBY

VIMPLE cross-ruffing will pro-

duce the slam. In todağ'a hand, but the decliver missed the point.

West opened the jack of hearts, and South won with the queen. Ho planned to draw trumps and then develop the diamonds, but this plan led only to defect. He had to use^ait.

of the trumps to capture those held by West, and the bad break in diamonds caused him to loss.

two tricks to East,

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anels. I have been sent a picture pong." said the BOAR of a lady watching television, won't be lucky of kị thi ond coilng a whole dinner on do," repliest the mbyl, as me plate, prepared and ready tapped the nostril of on ante.

Tope with a holly-leaf. in 60 seconds."

Clever tactics

the

The main thing is to keep the processed cod out of unned

ple. "Vacuum- It is important for a singer to dehydrated Ash is promised in gauze the atmosphere of the necompanying article

for audience.

the summer of this year, "We watched what looked like a tiny Ficce of white foam rubbe change in a few minutes into a Folld

Docs that not make your mouth water? If it doesn't, there is always superfrozen hosh

fish Anger."

OF

011

(Music critic)

course, Broccoli, during, a programine of excerpts from opera, sensed a certain restless- ness in the nudience. This dis-

appeared when, to their amaze irradiated ment, he gave them the old with radioactive Waste from favourite, "Sarah Plum." alomic piles. This method "kills all bacterin." No wonder.

Mme. Zaphroma

birthday,"

"Mman, is on

salt The July 31." Mme Zaphroma drew a lizard's var from her cauldron, blew un 11, smeared it with ereosote, wrapped it in wall-paper, and But it back

in the cauldron,

When I was courting Saralı Plum

(Om-tiddly-om-pum-pom

I was far too shy to say "Yum-

yum**

(Om-ticity-om-porn-pum),

Anti-salesmanship

Doris: Why does nobody ever dance with Paul?

Entd: My deart He uses Shibbolone on his hair.

Doris; Foolish man! I'll tell

She then drew a pentagram in the dust on her floor, lal her left forefinger along the bridge of her nose, vertically, whistled him, through her

teeth, pointed nor'-noi"-castwards

with

her

Later,

Enid; Gosh! Every girl seerns right elbow, and made a large to want to dance with you, Paul. O with her mouth. Then she Paul (thinkя): No wonder. said, "You will be lucky al Thanks to no Shibbolene,

YOUR BIRTHDAY ··· By STELLA

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25

BORN today, you are by nature a

your

been corrected. Since you are some- nothing thing of a perfectionist, anwys you so much na slipshod work. You expect everyone around you to come up to the same high standards of production which you have set for yourself.

Rregarious soul who delights in begin the centre of social activity. You are a good mixer and have on exceptional memory for names and faces. It is likely that you will have outstanding performing talent in one of the arts-musie being favourite. You probably have a good voice one that can be developed to concert quality if properly trained Since you are a "quick sudy." you would do well in theatrical or operatie productions. On the other hand, you may pelect soine musical Instruinent, prut even here your foe mevnary helps you to build en Among those born on this date exceptional repertoire for concert were: Myra Hem, plantat: Enrico work

Caruso, lnger; Benedetto Croce,

You women aro moro romantic than me and will be certain in youth to put the abject of your affections upon a very high pedestri, Not everyone can live up to your ideals, but the moment you meet

the one and only" you will know B. Wed while young for the greatest happiness.

philosopher and historian: Canille

Although you appear to be an even-tempered individual, you can- Flammarion, astronomer: Charles C. not be pushed beyond a certain Pinkney, statesman: Witam, L. Lee. point without displaying resentment, jurists and Charles T. Lewis, author- CIMS may break out as a display of soldier. tempérament de pique which lasti

until the matter "you"object to has

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store for you tomorrow, selezl your birthday star and read the corres pending paragraph, Let your birth. day star be your daily guide.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26

PIACEA (Feb. 20-Atar. 20)- Organise your work carefully and you will find that you can accoin- plish great deal, with profit, 10. doy.

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 201- Friendliness and inoderailers, with an eye' to conservative rather than Impulsive artian, Is the best polley.

TAURUS (Apr. 11-May 21) A|| Morning hours are confusing, $0 exert great bare, Conditions improve after lunch. Make better progress Wien,

GEMINI (May 22-Juno 212- Think before speaking, acting of

Take signing

specia reythiig cognimace of the smallest print in any contract,

CANCER Kinne 22-July 23)--- He coullous in any business matter Involving money, letter to slay va the conservative ride than take rink,

LEO finty 24 - Aug. 23)- Personal affairs may take a peculiar twist, so be prepared to unravel com plexities and work out a solution,

(Aug. VIRGO

24-BED!. -233- Pay close attention to Important work delal, for a slight error now could cause serious trouble ister.

LUNA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) If your basiò principles of vlog are irue and wound, then you have no dificulty h handling today's 'events, SCORPIO (Ort, 24-Nov. 22)- There may be considerable 'confusion today, but take it "alow and esxy" and you will get what you are seek.. ang.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. H-Dec. 22)... Bo a lille soepiles) of something that looks #100 gond to be true, Perhaps, it fal Test for authenticity,

Windom sa ceded de all peregrin) Affaith,sypocially if they are mvolved with a trip or will inshoo

"AQUARIUS, (fan, :/ 11-rch): 193– Blince, you probably, will be a 19045

· point of attention: today Spy+angyth DE you undertake, set a good example,

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the ace of diamonds and gives up a diamond, all without draw- jog u single trump.

If East returns a trump after winning his diamond triek (as good a defence as any), South

at ruff his can

remaining three diamonds in dummy, Ho returns to bis hand each time by rung clubs.

Should South risk three rounds of hearts before drawing a single trump? Not if he can and a safer line of play, but as South found out, it wasn't safe to depend on a favourable break in diamonds, The odds were almost 5 to 1 against a fatal in, diamonds, but they break were about 10 to 1 against a doubleton or singleton heart in elthier opponent's hand. A prudent South would

have played the line that gave him the best odds.

WOMANSENSE

Spring Hat From Paris NO DATES FOR ANGELA

:

"Paramount", a two-tiered head-hugging hat from Rose Valois, It is in yellow straw, The hat is lined with red grosgrain matching the colour of the veil—Agence France. FTOEIC,

Balance

you

have

D'atomach habits?

A girl whose job many would do for nothing

From RALPH COOPER

it

CHE'S young, sho's beau- decide to do it again, Angela the easiest man to work for.

"It makes me mad to lear

business couldn't do without -her. But you've never seen her on the screen, and' un less you're very quick you will have missed her in the credits,

Her name is Angela Allen, and she has the sort of job that most girla dream about, France, Austria, Italy, Spain, Africa, America and the West Indica her work has shown her all of them in the past eight years. And in the company of the world's mort famous and glamorous film stars.

You'd do the job for nothing? Hold an minute and have a ward with Angelu.

KEEPING WATCH

ON THE DETAIL

exactly which earrings the girl all these stories about him," she wore, what colour the tablecloth said. Usually by people who was and whether the salt was have met hlm casually, or to, the right of the pepper, or sometimes have, never'. met at vice versa.

all."

Last time I saw

Angela her One of the toughest pictures vory short shorts-the briefest in Angela worked on was ""Moby the business wore Improving Dick," "I was on the whale the look of a revolting swamp the day the storm blew up and in Tobago, where John Huston the tow rope broke,,, We were was filming "Ileaven Knows about seven miles out to sex Mr Allison with Bob Mitchum at tho time. Huston WES and Deborah Kerr.

HOME IS WHERE

YOU FIND IT

yelling, 'Get the girt off! Get the girl off' from the bunch," and thero was I allthering down the slippery side of the whale:

"Going out in that boat day after day, with the weather ali wrong and trying all the time to beat off seasickness.

the

Angela arrived back the other day, by way of Hollywood and New York. By the time you read this she may well be on

*hat, and counting her way to Join John Husion clouds If we'd slo half a again in Rome, with Jennifer scene one day it was no good Jones and "Farewell to Arms, carrying on next day ID the clouds weren't the same-or the

She's John Huston's right- Jiand woman.

Home, says Angela, is where She's script girl you Bnd. "And that," she ....the littlo Miss

Hawkeye added, a trifle sadly, "is one of whose jab ly to all by the director and keep watch on the

detail.

"Detail" in a film can incan almost

anything-from

the

colours

of a

in the unifoyama thousand extras, to the jewellery worn by a star.

Three weeks after the shot was taken the director may

Your Daily Diet

By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D.

You do if you also have good eating habits. Your stomach, you see, becomes rebel at adjusted to the

way you ent. It gets to expect a certain amount of food at each meal.

good chiefly on coffee and maybe a morning. You can replenish it ham sandwich ond plece of plu by eating frull or fruit jules, until dinnertime.

buttered" bread and an egg or enriched cereal, Keep this up long enough and egg or cereal is a good idea. Sometimes an your stomach actually wlli

Drink some milk, too. cating things sub- stantial In the morning or at noon.

"Under Buch circumstances it means that you must get all

Now I have nothing against the basic foods at the evening coffee; I drink it myself.

But menl—a virtual Impossibility. It should not take the place of Even if you could eat all milk or any other important those vitally needed foods at food, Drink it in addition to, one meal, it would not be a rather than Instead of others.

ood way of supplying nourish-

breakfast If you cat a full

Those of you who skip breakfast entirely, or have ♥CARD Sense only a cup of coffee and a slice of toast, may soon de- velop bad stomach habits.

The bidding has been: North East South

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Pass

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You, South, hold: MKZ VAQJ10742 What do you do? A-Bld three hearts. You will make a slam try at your next turn-probably a jump to Avo po-trump.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question, just answered. You, South, hold:

42 WAQJZA +Q10063 688

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CHESS

· by · LEONARD - BARDEN.

From actual play; Black to move and win,

Solution to Saturday's problem:

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1 R-Q3 (Uhreat 2 RxQPeb), QXR: 2 B-B1, or 1 BXR; 2 B-R6-decoy strategy.

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SATURDAY'A SOLUTION Alute also call castle cell CELESTIAL call calt elest papel glasilo zinių, elvet nise - Isle, Jalet ̈latte_jace...“ lacat Info. Lakk - inte` Zaal losse feast fend. Jeet just Jins Ifine

salt sozio, sesa portile, welwch well s HUD, Kit Hat Male,ziest for all

The same is true for all of you who ent A light lunch.

Unfortunately, there are many persons who eat little or nothing for breakfast or for lunch. They seem to subslat

inent.

on was a different colour!

crew.'

hardships or the nigging things "But you don't mind all the the main snags about this job," that would try the patienoo of * Food She thought back over a long a ruint if you're with. series of promising friendships, broken by the summons to

When working in Paris on report to a boat wallowing off "Moulin Rouge" a particularly the coast of Ireland or a swamp rare champagne bottle decorated in mid-Africn.

one of the tables. "That night "You can never make a date and there was I, next morning, some clot loat IL" said Angels or if you do and have to break doir it, they never understand. jost more boy friends that way," she laughed.

"I love this job and I've hag some wonderful times....but it's not all glamour....not by a long way,

with

cellars, going through I've thousands

- and thousands of bottles....looking champagno for another

The one Vice it! French thought I was crazy." BUT BEHIND

THE FACADE **It wasn't all hay in the Congo making The African

Two people Queen. You've got to be pre- nicer when you get to know who are much pared to live in a tent, take them according to Angela, are whatever food is provided.... Jose Ferrer and Ava Gardner, and you mustn't mind being the both of whom have reputations only girl in a campful of men, in the

business. for being miles from anywhere,

"You've got to be prepared to work all day in the balling sunt, sit up in the evenings writing out your notes.

CONTRARY TO.

THE LECEND

diMcult.

"I worked with José Gon* Moulin Rouge and he was easy to work with; Ava, I first met OR 'Pandora and the Flying Dutchman, which was the first Alm I handled on my own.

"We met again in Rome last year for The Little Hut,”. There: was a pleture for The plain truth is that

temperamental you need a substantial breakfast, other foods), you probably can any member of the unit burst- Nivent

(cercal and an egg, plus the

"You must get used to almost Aya, Stewart Granger and Davki

They There's no doubt about it.

can

have all do with a light lunch and thening into your room lo

discuss their moments, believe me... Even though you sleep most ย full dinner. With a medium how the film is going. It's all but, like most of these people, of the hours between dîner breakfast, eat a medium lunch | part of the job, and nobody when you get past the facade and breakfast, you are burning and a full dinner.

thinks anything_of it in the they put up, or feel they have up' calories at a fairly rapid

film business. But I wouldn't to put up, you find they are rate. In fact, you use between K ៦. Light breakfast is do at all for some of the girls very human, and often very 1,200 and 1,500 calories during necessary for some reason, then

who envy me and my job," lonely people.". › this period,

I advise eating the biggest mal Consequently, your

fuel at noon and a fairly light.sup- supply is pretty low in the per

BOYS' AND GIRLS'

The Face In The Moon

-Christopher Tells How He Helps 'An Unusual Lady-

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By MAX TRELL

NARF, the shadow-boy with

the turned-about name, was arguing with his friend Teddy, the Stuffed Bear,

"There is a Man-in-the- Moon!" Teddy was saying.

"Maybe there is and maybe there isn't," said Knorf,

"You can see the Man-in-the- Moon's face," said Teddy, point.

ever heard of a Lady-in-the- Maon.

Lives There

Angelo said that contrary to current legend, John Huston is

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beams are chased away by the

EUN,

"And," continuca Christopher, "if they don't return in time, they are lost forever. So the Lady-in-the-Moon sits, watch- the night. them all

through And just before

morning, sho calls her

moonbeams

back, Sho doesn't call them back herself, "Just the same," said Chris- for she is too far away for her. topher, "sho lives up there. I've voice to be heard. But she has often seen her late at night," her servant on the earth who "You've been up in the does it for her. Do you know who that servant 15, my friends?"

moon!" asked Kaart.

Christopher shook his head.

"No. But I've watched her.

out through the window. She lives in a little house made, "It isn't the Man-in-the- of white bricks, All night long Moon's face," sabi Knarf. "It's the sits in front of her window, not anybody's face. It just looking down at us." looks like a face."

In The Fireplace

Who le her servant, Chris- topher?" Knart said,

Christopher asked Knarf and

Teddy why they were' arguing......

Calls The Moonbeams "Me." sald Christopher "Why does sho do that?" smiling. "That's exactly who it Teddy wanted to know.

is. It's me, Christopher Cricket,

brick in the fireplace. Knarf Christopher thought for a I call out and then the moon and Teddy kept looking at him.

then he said: At that moment, Christopher moment,

It's beams all go back. That's what Christopher turned around just Cricket, who was spending the very simple. Each night, when I do when I sit out in the garden before he went behind the brick. winter behind a loose brick in there are not too many clouds and sing. I'm not really sing- the fireplace, came out. He in the sky, sho sends her moon- ̈ing, I'm calling

"And if you don't bolleve walked slowly over to where beams down to us. But she's benins back for the Lady-in-the- me." he said, "just ask the Kharf and Teddy were arguing, always careful not to let any of Moon. I'm her servant. It's Lady-in-the-Moon. She'll toll

For they all the truth." "Now what's this all about?" them get lost.

yout", Christopher asked,

must return to the moon before Christopher Cricket got up "Thou off 'ho went, - - leaving Teddy says there's a Man- the sun comes out again. Moon- and started back for his loose Koort and Teddy wondering, In-the-Moon," sald Knarf, "and

I say there im't,"

Kaart and Toddy bols waiteķī for Christopher to answer. They knew that he know all about the moon. During the summer. nights Christopher spout all his time in the open, singing his songs by the light of the moon,

"Right," said Christopher at Jost,

"What's right?" askna-Teddy, "Thore" is no Mun-in-the-| Moon," said Christopher

Thoret I told you sol ex claimed · Knarti

"But," said Christopher," "I'll tell you exactly whose face Ju sco In the moon

Knarf und. Teddy, both taked at once:

Whore fare Christophert

"The face of the Lanty-in-the- "Monn,"!" Rhawened, Christophets,

"Neliber Knart nor reddy had

the moon.

Rupert and the Windy Day-27

When 'the two Erinda return to' · bottom" while one hand will clings the hole in the grase the top looks to the adau, Por muin tuba Rupert huga hlas, morging into the space whim Pompey was found at his Ea: haul: Nimed out. This-Ir a perfecly wonderful-birca 1???ha ́ ches, like Lar's End" that strangte and, talk him ictus estem pom den dat “ALLWRIGHTN, MELZAYÉE,

wider." I think you can get through easily enough, saya the littera beer big, There's more roomt down) there." So Geoffrey Jets himént 'down, and finda that his faer land on the Jumpe of stone, sl, the

Another Rupert Adventure

RUPERT

and the GIANT'S CASTLE

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Angela went back to her- at...to wait for the phone fo ring again. However good you aro in this branch of the business....you

from live pleture to

When the picture. phone rings it may be Rome..ig! or Venice....or Ceylon...and Angels will be off an h travels once more.

New Hartnell

Creation

"Bladem Tierboom