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This Funny World
THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27, 1956.
•JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Discarding Loser Doesn't Always Pay
BY OSWALD JACOBY
QOUTH was in a hurry
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West opened the jack of dia- monds, and South won with his singleton are, He gleefully lod a trump to dummy's king and cashed the king of dia- munds in order to get rld of the losing spade. He then discarded 'n chab on the queen of diamonds and led a club in order to prepare for CROSS ruft.
MeNaught Byndicate, Inc.
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TAMALE PIE MAKES USE OF TURKEY LEFTOVERS
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
LTHOUGH most of the
Amature throat
turkey may have bean eaton, thera are always enough oddments, left to make a substantial dish.
Here is A brand-new idea from our taste-test kitchen.
Turkey Tamale Ple: This consists of 2 paris, corn meal mush and turkey ling.
Corn Meal Mush; Mix 1 c. enriched yellow corn meal with cold water and 1 tsp. Bring 34 water to a rapid boil. Stir in the corn meal ind slow-boli 15 min.,
14
salt,
stirring frequently.
until almost cool.
Set aside
Turkey Filling: In a skillet melt 2 tbsp, shortening. Add 3 c. chopped oddments turkey or chicken, c. chopped green pepper, ́c. chopped onion, 1⁄2 tsp. powdered oregano, 1⁄4 tsp. ground black pepper, 2 tap, anlı, 1 tsp. monosodium glutomate, |8 tsp. chili powder und 14 tap)
garlic powder,
Add the contents (No. 2) tin tomato. Simmer 15 min, or unti
moisture the EXCITES
evaporates.
Olla 10 x 5" x 3" baklog Line with a thin layer
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CAN PARTY
By EILEEN ASCROFT
The Offert of Miss Saunders'a She showed
100, three trick, every morning? fostulation, after two or
some careful applications and re- That happened to me
working in, was much smoother So. in search of and gave my skin more colour. party glamour, I decided to
I WAS NERVOUS learn this make-up business again from scratch.
are stisposing of the rest of his scently.
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Muny of us cannot indulge in always expensive facials, but this treat-_rolige, ment cost me only 7s, Od. It's the best bargain I've had for some time,
In
hull an hour 1 had diagnosis of my skin type and learned how to care for 11 tally, with the minimum number of beauty aids, I also learned the right way to apply my day.. time make-up and a few extra tips for party glamour,
SHE PUT ME RIGHT
My pretty blonde instructress, Nona Saunders, put me right on
*They're foundations.
the
basis of all successful make-up and the average woman never spends enough time on them," she said.
Two
I was guilty here
THE LAST OF THE TURKEY added, to corn meat mnah, makes a substantial dish for ́another meal.
of the mush. tomato mixture.
slices of tomatoen,
Top 11 off with
Add the turkey- press it
into a "fr{}
design with a forks.
Dot the topping with 1 tbsp. Top with a layer of the corn butter or margarine.
Bake 30 meal mush, but save enough to min, until browned, in spoon on
thick edging; then moderato
oven, 375 F. Place thin allees of fresh tomato on the top at the end of 15 min.
DINNER
BE GLAMOUR
PART
me a good party for making the mouth took more important: Use a pale rose lipstick on the lips, then outline the mouth with a sleeper red lip pencil or brush. A brush takes a bit of practice, but the results are really pro- fessional.
mako
For mistletoe parties sure you invest in one of the lipsticks that really, stay put on you, not others,
Mascara with silver flocks has
USE A SPRAY.
with
French Onion Soup Grated Cheese Oyster Pie
Green Beans Vegetable Salad Apple Sundae
Coffee Ten Milk All measurements are lett
A
more festive look, though it in Proportioned to Serve too attle theatrical for daylight. Apple Sundao; into a sherbet Another trick is a thin gold or glass or deep dessert dish, pút cinnamon-flavoured silver line drawn with a thin 1 lbsp. brush above the lashes.
applesauce. Top with a generous Lastly, touch in the eyebrows, scoop of vanilin ice cream,
little more correcting their shape
applesauce and tiny ticking strokes with n few chopped walnuts or pecans. pencil. Don't be afraid of a
Oyster Pie: To 2 c rich, coloured pencil for evenings,
well-seasoned thick white Non used blue on me! many women, I have
sauce,
acicl
Abricked I pt. been nervous of using
and the liquid; 1 c. It can look so artificial
www.gysters
or cooked
tinned peas; 1 But Nona assured me that
Each drained small-diced celery Perfume? "Sproy It of cannot be im- very few faces
cooked togeiker and potatoes it goes further that way," says with a faint touch of proved
for 10 min, Nona "And do uso perfume, shallow 3 pt, rouge on the cheeks, particular-
toilet water and talcum in the it must be
I have always been a little same scents," at night. "But
the recipe smoothly worked in, with no chary of a lot of eye make-up.
Make-up, properly applied,pie-crusi
over mix. Fit
the Last me I tried those silnicy
the Fit over Step No. 3
liberal lines the model girls use round should last four hours without thickness. жда +
another two after top of the pie dish; press down dusting of face powder, with their eyes, my favourite man touching.
the edges; slash the centre in 3 places. careful dabbing round the sides suggested I looked as though I emergency renovations.
needed a hoilday. of the nose where powder 19
Bake 10 min. in a hot oven, inclined to collect and give that
400" F., then reduce the heat to A small powder cake effect.
350* F. and
25 min. brush is useful for counteract ing this.
detinite lines,"
Lipstick has always been my weakesį make-up point.
No matter how much time i spend i always seem to lose it after an hour.
Nona told me lipstick should to Set
dabs and a tle patting is all be given 20 minutes BY. THE. WAY.
by Beachcomber
in
TUIE Professor who said the scene-shifters? I saw this done other day that the study of once, but the smoothneso of evolutionary tendencies requires effect was marred by the car pollence was uttering the largest penters and their mates burst- understatement
the four ing into the Volga Boat Song. baronies.
Some
youngsters in Pompus, King of Arcadia, audlence loughed and cheered, years ago, set his learned but, the older people resented out how long such levity and cried "Hush!"
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to and It would take onls to become I only saw Rusliguzzi once, in web-footed. The experiment Is Munich. When she had to faint still going on at the Glenn Ex- in her lover's arms she knocked periment Station, but so far there him over and crashed to
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no sign of web those dainty
between floor. Someone shouted: and
the This isn't ballet!" and
Yours, etc.,
nuta still hate the water, strugide ashore the moment the selentists" backs are turned.
The Curator.
"Old Blue."
Dr Rhubarb's corner
I manage on a busy day.
BOYS'
before blotting off any surplus,
AND
Everyone's Going South
-Except Chirpie Who Stays With His Friends-
By MAX TRELL
the
VES,"
"Hi
PARTY TRICKS
Here are Nona's party tricks for girls who think that their eyes are their best point:
Apply mascara with a spot- lessly clean brush end warm
Give water.
the lashes one, two or even three coats, allow ing each to dry well.
Coloured tips on eyelashes are fum for parties. On mine sho used blue mascara, then added green tips.
"But
Prepare
longer.
Place in an oiled,
casserole.
bake
women do more harm than good with constant dabbing of powder puffs," warns Nona.
Here's onc Good
for sip "xing" make-up after it is Dab all over the completed. face with a pad of cotton wool wrung out in cold water.
Even in a hot room, this helps the filling for oyster ple, your make-up to stay put,
The make-up took halt ell hour. I got new look at my own face.
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
"Busy at what, dear?" asked Hanid.
Chitrple said: "I've got lots and lots of things to look after, such
as the trees, the houses,
his friends and neighbours flew the fields, the hills, the moun- South.
a
Chirple Sparrow was
"It appears," said Chirpie remuridng to Kart and that it's so warm and pleasant Hanid, the
children shadow
and bright and flowery down with the turned-about names. South and so cold and blowy "They're all beginning to say and freezy and nippy and their good-byes.”
chilly up North, that, well, "Who
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Knart there's no question that it's osked
better NIT. writes: A gentleman Hanld wondered, too.
place to live in during cross-examined
friend took me to a restaurant Chirpie Sparrow, who was the winter " THE Curator of the Aquarium inat month, and drank his soup standing on
Fill the window was then called.
through a straw. I felt very with bread crumbs all around
09 everyone him, Snapdriver; In your aquariumn uncomfortable,
atooped to swallow half should I have is promotion by merit by stared. What
dozen erumbs before he got stone? seniority?
around to answering. Curator: It depends. A young- Dr Rhubarb says: You should Lah genius stands better luva ordered spaghetti and chance than an old jaékum. caten It with a buttonhook. Snapdriver: Then there would Then he would have been the
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be no need for a brilliant young one to feel uncomfortable. atiendunt to pretend he was
bald?
Curator: None at all,
Snapdriver: Aut how do you
Judge brilliance?
Curator: By the way the at- toniania watch and feed the
"Snapdriver:
Would you say that the plaintiff had a prospect
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of a brilliant carcer?
Curator: He was our best man
with Turkish bream, but rather
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for the carp,
Rustiguzzi. DEAR SIR,
I react with interest your comments on the difficulty of Monday's carrying an enormous singer off
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things like that."
"They don't need taking care of," interrupted Knarf.
"Besides," Chirpie added, not paying any attention to Knarra words, "not all my friends and neighbours By South. Take the Crows for instance. They're quite happy to stay up here. So are the Owls, eo are the Black- Pleasant Place
birda and the Snowbirds-oh, lots of birds. You see," Chirple
well Hanid said she could under- went on. "It's all very.. ston that it was pleasanter fly South where it's warm but down South during the winter- what happens? You go right time than it was in the northern into another summertime, part of the country: "But why miss the wintertime."
You miss the beautiful white He paused while he sie a few hills. You miss the mowflakes. don't you go?" she asked.
"Oh, I'm too busy, said more crumbs.. He Jooked up You miss the children on their
again.
Chirple.
Friends And Neighbours "Who's beginning to say their good byes? Why, all my friends the and neighbors. They're ones," replied Chirple,
Hanid said: Why are your friends and neighbours going,... Chirpie? And where are they going? And who are friend and neighbours?"
your
"My friends and neighbours," sold Airpic, answering the last question first, "are the Robins, the the Wiens, the Swallows,
olhar Larks and about ters birds, As to where they're go he ecuiinued, "They're go ing South, of course, where it's whem. As to why they're going. well, everybody knows that
Kaarf and he didn't know...
som pa
"Come along with you,” sald Chirpie. "If you were, & Robin you'd "know" soon enough,ge
But I'm not a Robin""Ing siated! Knarfi
the large felter 18 the centre judare, and there must be AT past one mine-letter word in the it No nami now foreign words no prop SVE NAMES. TODAY'S TARGREEN SE wordt good in words, very good as di word, excellantes i austau
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the frozen pond, Why, I can't think of anything more pleacan!
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To
preserve leather book
than looking to the windows bindings, coat them with a soft pl o house and seeing all the salve made of 0 paris neat's foot people
around of, 4 parts anhydrous lanolin, the fire which crackles in the Melt lanolin slowly in a double breplace the state to bollur. Add the neat's foot oll, until uniformly mixed.. Chirpicattering until miss said, "you
*Cool the broad crumbs on the window sill. You
don't know how good it is to To keep fresh bread and cake, feel that, even though it's cold, from crumbling whorl you cut. and the wind i Blo
and! It, place a thin-bladed alte in no leaves hot water; dry it and then out, trees, that, avoir so, your KNUDSA
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