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This Funny World
"Are you angry with me, drar ?"
BY.
DAYG
HIGH
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by Beachcomber
Now about
transmilking peting will bring the neighbours.
is early understood. It is "I Y nephew from New
an experiment in the milking of cows by progressive #election
but in such a sequence
3
Zealand
praesting for L concert," says the receiver. The elephant slams the floor and brinut down electric light-
Each stall IN numbered, and the automalle milker works in FOYER, R Sham ochi nad even Bluing, bracket, plaster, ornas numbers are milked alterately mer
คน what not. "My ንጌ fridful **ephew's
The temper," says the receiver
round "He brought STIC U of an elephant
from Zealand," Tallers the
maure Insure
that no two cow Juxtaposition, that is, in adjoin- elephant's head comer
stolis, log
inked #ፓዚ“
the 1x991- secutively. The
of present esence trarumiliding lies in this selective New
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Critics of transmliking receiver. And that there is no point in hours tick by. numbering the stalk, because of The magic biscuit two adjoining cows one must be an odd number and the an even number To which the answer, so far, is that there is nothing to prevent two even or two odd numbers being side by side.
In thet, this would make triking
nx Die machine would skip one of the two cows, and go on to a third 'Where did you get it?"
te bet[#*
the
pro-
MAGISTRATE said other day that "the cccsis of certain robberies are too big for receivers of stolen Boody to touch." For instance, a recctver confronted by a mat with D full-sized elephant Before naturally herttateer receiving it he will come to his
peer up and down
nervously in try the beast Into 1 back
sirvel hustle
the
A sukiden bout of tram-
CROSSWORD
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except & mng with puat 1 14-09
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B. Got up. (4)
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dlook? 14, 41
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12. Rest and be it on a Highland
road. (8)
10. Run diderently. (3)
17. He's one of a coloured race. 19
18. This may result in damages. 20. Children are bound 20
THE
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
End Play Is Trick Stealer
By OSWALD JACOBY HOLDING
up
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of
common at no-irump con- trocta In today's hand," played at a trump contract, South held up an ace for a peculiar reason.
West opened the queen hearts, and South played low from the chummy. Eust carelessly ployed low, and Woat was al- lowed to hold the trick.
West continued with a heart. for tack; of anything better to de, and dummy won Declarer nox! drew two rounds of dia- trumpe, casted the top monds, and gave up a diamond trick.
When East now led a club, South played low and end-
played Went.
If West returned
a club, Souths would get a free fine; unl it West returned anything else, durmy could ruff while South discarded the queen of clubs,
Bant could have saved the day by playing the king ben. 124 first trick.
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could then return a club to give his partner one immediate trick in that suit. East would later get the lead with a diamond and could return another club, thus rescuing his partner from the end-play and defeating the contract,
If declarer had won the first trick with
ut dummy's acc hearts, it would have been easy for Easi to rescue his partner from the end-play. South would
draw have to
lrumps
Hrom which way the and play the diamonds at the
(Persian proverb.)
hurricane is blowing will never danger would be obvious. East
would make sure be a meteorologist
to win the heurt trick with the king and return a club, and he would we his diamond frlek for the same
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CHESS
by LEONARD BARDEN
A problem by J. Buchwald (Enróque, 1940).
↑ Spade
472 MAS98 JAQE 4Q 16 6 5
What do you do?
A-Bid two no-trump. With a balanced hand and strength ba the bid suit It is up to you to make the first move towards no- Lamp.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as le the question Just sowered, You, South, hold:
AQE VAJI8 SAGE 4Q1065
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY... BY STELLA
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23
Don't let
Learn
CHINA MAIL TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23,
1958.
WOMANSENSE
Fretting About Freckles?
Here's What To Do-
By JEANNE D'ARCY
*
Pare 5
THE MATCH-MAKING THEME
THERE
PREVAILS IN PARIS
(loft
picture),
which HERE'S something fas- dress
Ideas like these may be ton the looks like a two-piece, has no expensive or loo complicated for cinating about
but the and is your own wardrobe, collar, kimono sleeves, woman who looks all-of-a-
caught in by a leather belt. The theme is worth remembering. An
ideo in this in- extru piece piece. Her
of material appearance is match-making
พ matching stole, serene and unharassed. She stance are the shoes which have often make
of the same bolero or scarf. If you choose suede shoes, bavo gloves, hand- bog and belt to match-or the A same thing applies to kid. the velvet collar on your wool cont or sult can be picked up' with velvet beret or simply
velvet trimming on your hat.
presents a picture which is a heel and buckle
plaid (below). શ complete and related whole, rather than a mass of differently coloured odda and ends.
11 13
At Madeleine de Rauch match-making accessory clever and fashionable tweed cape. On warmish autumn days, It
In Paris, the match-making
With a little thought, you wil theme is the strongest of all. It buttons on to a high-necked.
slim. unbelted tweed dress. Ind that matching is a more has long been the fashion to
making a smart outdoor en- deilcate and rewarding art than wear a head-to-toe oulût semble (top picture, left). When als! shades of one colour. Now, new- to er all, the elegant way is
In
the really cold winds blow off comes the cape, to button on
have match-made accessories again this time, to a fur collar-
whenever possible.
Jacques Fath features dark
ed tweed outdoor coat, which ihus makes useful threesome
€6/HAT can I do about there are three things you can wool plaids for winter, and his (top picture, right).
"W freckles?"
render.
asks
do to help the situation!
11
The best answer we can think of is, "Grin and bear 'em."
First on this list is this bit of advice: Stay out of the sun, No sense in adding to your speckles. When you do head into the sun- shine, cover up with a protec- tive lottem has will screen out They're really not
the strong sun toys. curse some women
make be. out to
Often them freckles have a saucy look.
Second, comes a hint on how What's more, we've noticed to camoulage freckles. There's
girl no way of covering that they made
them up but you can tane appear younger than she completely really is. Who can complain them down by wearing a slightly darker shade of foundation and about that?
powder,
Third, don't worry about Uyem. Things could be
plexion
Many famous beauties are you know. A freckled freckled. Offhand, we can think
stars of such Hollywood
thun skin
worse,
Com is far more
pleasing with that's studded
€1- blemishes, blackchonds or larged
noticed parea. We've these unpleasantries don't seem pose probicns for girls with freckled skin. Usually, they have Sul, it freckler ure something smooth unblemished you're really fretting about, plexions.
Amanda Blake, Myrna Loy, Katherine Hepburn, Freckles way to haven't stood in their fame and fortune.
BOYS'
to
AND
com-
GIRLS'
The Whale Goes Fishing
-But Simon's Mother Had The Right Bait---
By MAX TRELL
In the pall with his long legs slicking out.
MAGAZINE
went on with a sigh. He's been in that pail ever since break- fast But I don't think he's hungry yet. You can't catch # Ash Cr 辉 fisherman unless he's hungry.
"At that moment Simon sud-
denly put out his head, took n breath of fresh air and said to
'It's
the the Whale:
wrong The bait
"Then he went back into the
pail.
TT was last Tuesday, I think "Well," continued Mr Punch. "IT
was "I went up to the whale to see perhaps wednesday or Friday" said what this was all about. centre of things | Mr Punch Knart and Hanid, whale looked at me. Then he you possess a rare yourmit in the BORN Loday.
combinaliuty of artistic talent when you lerat expect It! Some- the shadow children with the wid in very high, squeaky and practical, good, common sense timex people try to hites their
turned-about names, and to voice that sounded very much **The Whale turned to me which makes for
in * mall wagons to youf engine-and
Teady, the Stuffed Bear, "that like n. mouse. I wouldn't look with a sigh," said Mr Punch. You have talents in A carcer.
you wake up to find that you are
I looked in on my good friend so surprised if I were you, sir.
Then he spid number of Boids music, iterature, Pulling a multiple lead!
in his andi. Impose upon your good Bimple Simon,
I'm only doing what's fair. Cspecially Action and poetry. You then
voice: I've put an squeaky 'You're vivid inwigination. have u
and an rature,
Ashing for Simple appic at the end of my line erny facility with words which
Knarf and Hanid and Teddy Your life appears to run in cycles
But I guess a line red appio. makes it possible for you to trana- of good and ill fortune.
waited for Mr Punch to go on. Simon, I said, important work He lit his pipe, settled himself
You Yes to do your meat
see," the whale Simon doesn't care for apples. mit your ideas to others.
You have a great deal of nervous during the propitious times and le
beck comfortably in his chair explained, "for years and years Do you think I ought to try a wheel other until the energy and is wornatimca over- low at
ever since anyone can remem- cookie or a lice of bread and and went on, roaches your physical stamina. This, nikes another tumt Guard ngainat
ber--Simon has been fishing jam? in turn, leads to the building up #serious netback in your 3rd year.
Do you think he would for me.
And now it's only bite at that?" of tensio
Once this is past, your future is Since you are not
fair that I rhould get a chanco ARAured. one to reek help from others at
"Before I had a chance to such times, you” draw back into Among those born on tile date
you All know, to fish for himi your shell and after in silence. It
answer and it wasn't an easy quickly before the hot cakes might be better for you in the long Elouard Branly, physici; Gertrude Simple Simon lives in a house
question Not Hungry
answer either... get cold and the ice crtom gols Ederle, athlete: Franels Hopkinson at the corner of Callen Stract
Simon's mother came to the warm! He Smith, author: William C, Kenyon,
don't really think I'il bock door and called out loudly: lives in a low green rumbling entch him, though, the whale
with his mother.
But Simon isn't inside his
were: Robert Bridges. poet;
Calico Street
08 "Now,
run if you were to seek the help and advice of close friends, rather
to bettie up your edumior; and Gorge Saintsbury, and than trying problems inside yourself. Your historian. To And Independence and self-reliance aro
want! ปาล stars have in ice characteristics, but even they store
tomorrow, pelect for you en be overstressed.
your birthday star and rend the people to you
Your magnotio personality drawn corresponding paragraph. Let your
and you often find birthday star be your daily guide, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24
SCORPIO (Det. 24-Nov. 1)-- „TAURUS - (Apr. 11-May One of your most productive daya this month. See that you really get #substantial profit out of your efforts.
Concentrate on your major objec tive. If social events intrude, enjoy
SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 13-Dec, 22
bouno usually house
Cheshire Cat Lane,
I know where he is," Teddy interrupted.
"You do nid Mr Punch. "Where might that be, Thod- dare, my fat friend?"
might be," said Teddy,
livin nectar they did your that he would be calling in
ho (May 22-June
MINI
12)
It may be necessary to deal with. If you are seeking a better job in
CANCER
they
garden under the shade of
wooden peal for a whale,"
Mr Punchs nodded. "Exnetly
the pribile in handling personal your own organisation or outside a crab apple tree, fishing in afflars. Your techniques should it, you may find one now.” brite good results,
July 21) CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)—- Personal performance :* la A fine day to improve personal re- really counts now, see that you put right,” he said. "I mean; usual- Iationalpe. Make new contacts your best foot forward in ́every- and develop those of old standing, thing
' well.
· Wisł
AQUARIUS (Jan. - 21-Veh; 19)-- Combine it publlo; and prinste îng Adne day to promote your pare teresin to, the best pose blusatue sonst
family interests..... Rep. can-Imgrore your, that you get as much as possible by so doing, t out of life.
VIGO
(Avk 20-Mar... 213me (1bene, affaira próbably ", fake' prens Probably the best day, so far tilt cedence over anything else juni month for your business, career and artertain friendr protamaloski-interests,
·White males in two. Solution to Vidsterday's KCK problems, jus
KtXP, Pykt; 2 F-K7, R-KI:
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Your own
Pay a visit to someone that vermy. A fine day, Bor, all who oni with the
* zve, very much. You eus,comand public rami, velaenu
29 mokantie, interenta: "MiN
ly exactly right, But when I looked in on this Tuesday Mar
HOT, Wodnesday" maly Hanid,, "Or; Friday," said Kharf, a
** 'I
me
to
The Whale was fishing for Simple Simon.
—JANE FIRTH
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE BREAKFAST "PATTERN
NOOD
patterns change Fs with the seasons. So
if your brood has been skip ping breakfast, tho changing season should be the signal to change their breakfast pattern.
Everything stops up-school activities, work and play. Ap- petites are sharpened, too, by the brisk, cool air.
A good breakfast provides obout one-third
of the food needed for the day and is Butritionally
of
vital
im-
portance, Milk,
coreal
and
fruit
to
make
en
prenit
combine
entirely adequate
even if a simple - ons,*:
enough of each food is taken. But, of course, the thing is to add to and vary the basics, to provide little surprises so that the meal
becomes a pleasure rather then just a col rito,
The
The youngster who balks at cereal will become a real fan if cereal is topped with brown suger and a few raisins, little girl who just won't drink her milk will ask for a second glass if her mother adds some- thing to it..
· ́`· CHOCOLATE. DRINK
With Chocolate Honey Milk, one doesn't have to be a littlo girl to enjoy it.
To prepare, stir 4 c. water Cook to a Into. c. cocoa,
smooth, thick paste,
Add 4 c. honey. Reheat.
Add Up, salt, tsp. vanilla, tbsp. butter. Mix well. Store In covered Jar in refrigerator, When ready to serve, oda 2 or 3 tbsp. to 1 c. of hot or cold milk.
Those who balk at just plain old egg, served in the usual bolled, poached or fried ways, delighted when BeTVOJ thirred eggs cooked in one of containers green. Nature's
They are peppers er tomatoes,
different and delicious.
for Fays will Savoury Shirred erve a
8 to 0. PEPPER CONTAINERS
sna
"Simon instantly sprong out healthful, This recipe
Simon! Time for dinner. Come of the pail and ran into the
house for his dinner,
Rupert and the Fishing-rod-3
Vgnifily. Rupe
he doun't want me so I'd better so on." Running into the dip and up the other slope he:apies another)) solitary figure watching: the distant intryside. That looks like the
always" Erfandby,
Hot Cakes
"The Whale said: 'So that's For green pepper: containers, it..hot cakes and ice cream.just cut off fop, remove seeds That's what he likes. Well, I'll to maloo a cup, parboil 8 mingg know better next time.” And in boiling water, druin. To do with that he flipped his tail and whole tomatoes, just out off plunged into tho pall;"
tops, acoop out centre (not too "I thought he was gone," sald generously). If you're not Mr Punch, but he pocked out using vegetable containers but again the next moment But just plain numelding, then simply don't think I'm the only one grense sides and bottoms who don't know how to fish, butter or metal used he said to me, Simon isn't any Whatever vegetable is, bettor. He don't know what alt and pepper: the inner, sur- whales like: And I'm por: með, Slip--an egg into each. going to tell him. He'll never propored cup Besson top with enten met.no streets" And bits of butter, Tomon juice and, this lime he wRE: CODD.!! er, if desired, a dash or powdered locked at. Knart Thyme and basil for favour. Mr. Punch and "2 Hauki and Teddy, the Place on baldner para PRUGA
· Sluffed Bear. "'Strangè things If@green, pepper de rameki happen in Mother Goose Sunddyn murvound withi hot
(my)" doors, Ai especially
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