1956-10-09 — Page 5

This Funny World

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"Now, let's see--l read of a case just like yours the

other day.

Poor devil!"

.BY. THE WAY.

by

.

Beachcomber

THE boxer who, when thung-July of a girl nonritun keeper

falls who

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ed too hard by a masseur, thumped back and knocked the wealthy son of

masseur out had got the wrong

idea about massage

In the old churchyard

Stoke Mallravers les

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her refusal

love with The

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ter Up How her lover slenks

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nasseur who was thrown out of

n window by a corpulent haber

On the gravestone you

Cluster

may read the hounting last

of the old R Now mistus

in the vold, cold ground.

Self-expression again!

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timony bestial

itsalle, polished prase. Janet's

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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1956.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Ruff Of Loser. Can Set Bid

By OSWALD JACOBY

1

i taally advantageous. to ruff a losing card with dum- my's worthless trump, Today's hand shows an exception to this rule.

West opened the ning of din- !monds, and declarer Won in

dummy with the king. He next fed a low club, losing the king to West'a nce. West returned the

of spades, Jack ruffed

and South

Declaror cautiously led a club discovering

To dummy's queen, that the suit was divided 3-2. Only the Jack of clubs was silll out, and perhaps he could muff that with dummy's low trump.

First, however, South took the preemiation of leading

the king

of hearts from dummy. Fast dropped the queen of hearts, and The whole picture changed

South could Bow afford 1404

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winning with the ace

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The Lone Furrow, by Eunice

Ockroyde. (PITCH; 30%)

Book review

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chubs and led another spade n force at South's next-to-last trump South then proceeded to Tend out his good clubs, allowing West to ulove his good trump whenever he pleased. South lost only one trump and two clubs, making his game contract,

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are what makes The orices high. Trust, psychological

MISS OCKROYDE has ever

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this

YOUR BIRTHDAY ...... By STELLA

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9

BON today. You have an altruimle

optimizie pri possive

Buth sexes are Ditractive to their Ar16 opposites. You have vivid and perhaps should have them inter- preted Avoid making significant de. postpone chloty a Tuembys and Important actions that they do nat tall in the month of May I yell want the stars to shine upon artvities

South could have rulled The Juch of clubs, but he would have lost the game by doing so, At thes polnit he 4 Donat trumps, and West held tires. South would have used up ย trump to enter his hand and Ire would have used up another to get back after ruffing a club in the dummy. This would leave

shorter him one trump

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excellent and you might do well an a desuper. midier or ferr at klare

decoratur

West, and he would never Your taste in tugeventile, You are toward verything in

st. Perhaps attle on the enter~-

cover from this handicap. trappy to play the rule of muderator and conciliator in malle

tive atde needing decision. You ar a great lover of Justlee for all neith will spend a large part of your life seeking it on behalf of those less fortunate than yourself Tad to say that you are a dull, moderate do-gooder", for you have a keen sense of humour-W social You enjoy bling now gny. contacts and can be the is of Lio Darty whenever you wish. You have aivety nagination mud often time R Fund at the sidge, you may have inusteal and dramatie talent and are a good mimic There axle may offer you ZATO on the stage, screen. You have in radio or televiƏT, your share of temperament, as well,

others burt you seldom let

from your cattiverata.

suffer

You women have a flair for dress ink well and are goed ut designing Your Iveling for colour and design

WEDNESDAY,

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The bidding has been:

North

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Ansing Home Buth on thes

Miguel de Cervantes, auteur,

Gen Kitsger Vivian Della Cisian

and states - Leonard Who, mitdies twin, James B' Lockwood, explorer. Harriet G Hummer Alle Melherson, the evangelis Ta And what the stars have sture for you tomorrow, neteet your birthday star and read the coLTER- ponding paragraph Let your bleth- day star he va daily guide

OCTOBER 10

and

in

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-iter. 2?]-- Try not to overslo Things ling there is a top-speed tivation and you thay be tempted to overexert

(Sept. LIBRA

24-0c1. 23)-- Put a new metuxd into action and perhaps you can finish a job begun sure time arte. ite proeTOMIVE

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Vaurself' A fine day for businem, proferslunni inatters and all activities which will mrve to further your future happi-

nīcas,

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20- Personal affales are highly tovoured. There is condderable prosp rity for you, so put forth your best efforts. AQUARIUS ( 21-Fed. 19)- Combine ciki and business affairn favourably and you wil better results than anticipated.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar

HT

even

21- It is posible for you to recover arty recent loss its maleriat things-or in public favour-today.

ARIES (Star 21-Apr 20)- Act winely on new alkotjoyin AT the quality of the fine results may be fully evident before noontime.

TAURUS

21-May Apr. Be alert to all success polentials A new opportunity may turn up, Tako full advantage of If once.

GEMENT

21)-

(May 22-June 22)-- Organise carly thin morning your activities for the day, and you should

begin to nee improvement.

(June 23-July 231-

thCANCER Make the Intel of co-operative efforts. You will find that it pays to help others. They, in turn, will help, you.

LEO (July 21-Aug. 23)

A new system of doing things may be just what is needed,” Break away from the conservative line and be a Htils adventuresome.

VIRGO |CALAK-

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24-Sept. Be practical today and you will find White that you can discover new ways out

of old dilerrunssi You

From master play: obtains a big advantage by d Supe oj missed how?

combination often progress, if you try,

·Stuart Milner Barry, who played in the British.team in the International team, tournament in Moscow in September, is ONG of the best attacking players

4

in the country. Here is a quick win by him against A. H, Trott::

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· Mate, soon 'Iożowa,

solution to yesterday's problemi

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excellent. tomorrow.

YESTERDAY'S

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What do you do?

A-Bld two diamonds. You can afford this forcing bid in the fourth suit since you have 13 points in high cards opposite an opening bid.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

AKO VQJ0763 SAKIT 434

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

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WOMANSENSE

Two Versions Of Rice Fritters

The cape in

A tallored ensemble in grey and green tweed. lined with black astrakhan and is turned inside out at the collar to match the collar of the jacket. — Agence France-

Presse.

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN

"MA fritters

[ADAME, these rice

are

-

markable," announced the Chef as I stepped into the. taste-test kitchen.

"I have arranged two versions

from the same recipe.

Here they are as a savoury with a creamed vegetable sauce. Spanish or tomato sauce would niso be good.

"And here is a pluteful ne- ranged for dessert with Honey Pecan ShucT Maple syrup or a jelly sauce also would

uitable.

نادا

"Taste, Madam", und be con- vinced"

Rice Frillers: Put 2 c. water, Ex uncooked white rice and 1. ip, salt in a 2 ql. saucepan. Bring to a vigorous bolì.

Cover the saucepan with a Iki; turn down heat as low possible; cook 14 mán.

Then remove from the heal, but leave the suueron covered

t 30 min.

While the rice cooks, sift to- gether

altrudy-sifted en- riched flour, 1573 double- acting baking powder and 3 Tbsp. sugar.

2

May Be "Blocks To

Callouses On Fingers May

A

Romance" Says A Woman Zitherist

PEW

New York. German

strument used for the haunting name, Willkoom - learned to play the 30-stringed background music of the im years age,

zither, when she was a child in "The Third Man And when a n£traclive blonde girl the Black Forest country of hospitalised soklier asked Ruth walked into the musicians' Germany and in Switzerland. Welcome why she didn't turn professional entertainer, she her wondered why she hadn't and thought of that herself, this

union offices in Manhattan But she almost forgot and applied for a member- early tridning when ship card,

moved family

The mosteams present, usually did pretty surprise-proof lot,

double-take

abe

to

Rice Fritiera, topped with creamed vegetable egg sauce, with oranges and gluger snaps for dessert, makes a delicious lunch.

Beat 3 eggs.

Stir to he evolvi rice; then stir in the flour mixture.

this butter by table.

Drop

nfuls into bot deep fat 350 F. (or pan-fry in fat 1⁄4" deep mare! tum ence) Fry untli Kolden brown on all kles. Druin on absorbent 'paper,

Keep hot in a slow oven until serving Hine,

Use ኪና B savoury or us a desert. Makes 18 to 20.

Vegetable Frliler Sauce: Mejt 3 tbsp. buller or margarine in

a saucepan.

Aud

C euth small-dieed green pepper, onion and carrot, Slow-cook until the vegetables are barely tender,

Slr in 3 ep, enriched four.

Slowly add 2 e. mlik; cook- Ur until the inixture thickens.

Add 1⁄2 p. salt, % isp. pep. per and 1⁄2 lep. Worcestershire

ber

She ordered a new custom- country.

Samkov, made zither from Germany, and Ruth was eight years old at

worked out her wwn arrange- and she was sur-ments of show tunes und jazz. to learn

по thout - prised

one The only zither music available seemed to know anything about in for Viennese and German folk zithers much less how to play songs, she explained.

und crowded the time, around An see the musical strumen she was carrying.

Ruth Welcome

was the

first them. She went through public woman who had ever applied school in New York City. for a card as Atherist. And then to the Juilliard School of she's still the only one holding u Music

studied the plano and the violin and then unkon card.

became a music lencher.

A movie and a soldier shaped the career of this unusual músi-

cina.

LEARNED AS CHILD

The background muste

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD

She now has a repertoire numbers. But the movie theme still is her most popular request number. Ruth his appeared in

It was during World War II, alber eight years of teaching, clubs from Chicago to Cape Cod. that Ruth again began to think of her zither playing. She was entertaining in veterans' hospi-

New Hampshire to New York.

On

Honey Pecan Friller Sauce: in a saucepan, combine c. huney with 2 tbsp. butter or margarine, 1⁄2 e. broken pecans And sp, cinnamon, Sur over n low heat until h

Dinner

Egg Saladeties Broilet Fish Fillets with Oysters

Mashed Tumip Stewed Tomato Rice Fritters

Honey Pecan Sauce Coffee Tea MBK

Broiled Fish Fillots With Oysters From The Chof

Broil 1 bs, fish Allets as usual.

Arrange Un EL healed deep platter. Surround with pt. oysters, heated in their ilquor until the expres cur and suroned with 1 tsp. Worcester- shire sauce,

Top with butter-browned soft enriched bread crumbs.

OLDER PEOPLE

PEOPLE REQUIRE

A BALANCED DIET, TOO

By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D.

be-

to me that we Many older people have

problems talk a lot about what special dietary

cause of their age and most of

can be blamed

"My only occupational prob-TT seems for this around New York, and she lem." she said, "is callouses the my fingers." the film. The Third Man,' made thought the zither would make ither makes

inch the average youngster or these problems people curious ubout zither pleasant hospital fistening. She They're a quarter of an music." she said. "A hospital- saw an ad for a 150-year old thick, they snag sheer nylons by adult should eat and don't on habit. ised soldier gave me the idea of ather and bought it.

the dozens, and she admits they give enough thought to the

calls nutritional turning professional zitherist."

may even be what she

needs of the had "blockA

romance."-United

elderly person. Presa.

Ruth Welcome--her last name By this to Amerleans of her native become curious about the

is a

translation

BOYS'

AND

McGiggle Has A Joke

-He Plays a Trick on the Mother of the Chicks-

ΚΑ

By MAX TRELL

KNARF heard the laughing all the way up to the top of the hill. It sounded to him ilke the voice of Pixle McGiggle.

Sure enough, IL was Pixle McGiggle,

Knarf came on in sitting on one of the roots of the Old Oak, O'Cheer Hall was under the Old

That's Qak.

where the Pixies Jive.

"And why am I laughing, do you suppose?" Pixie McGiggle said to Knurf.

"Why?" asked Knart.

Fooled A Hen

Ured

in-

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Stand (side, children. Come, my

dear, here's a fine potato bug for you,'

Follow Mel

"I don't want it, I said, "I making all the robins and wrens and prewees move into the want to go down to the poud for A swim. Come on, let's all go next garden,"

"Well," said Pixie McGiggle. down to the pond! Follow me!' "I got so

af hearing I cheeped. I started pushing all Henrietta telling about how her the other chicks down the path elleks never go swimming in leading to the pond. the pond or running out on the rond that I anally decided to teach her a bit of a lesson. This is what I did."

Fit Of Laughing

"I was half way down when Henrieta finally caught up with. us. She was almost out of breath. She counted all the chicks to make sure none were

Because they may have never eaten enough meals, milk and vegetables, many oldsters almply refuse to break this habit and go on with deficient diets. They rigidly stick to their eating habits even though they may be detrimental to their health.

MISSING TEETH

Decayed or missing teeth also hamper adoption of a good diet among the elderly. Unless they have their dental problems taken care of by a dentist, they may be forced to exclude all solids drom their menus. This.

of course, can lead to malnutrition.

Money, unfortunately, is an- other problem of the aged. Many of you elderly folk have to gët along on shrunken budgets, [ know. But this doesn't mean you have to exclude vegetables,, fruit and meats from your diet the much and cat

cheaper starches almost exclusively.

A Bille more careful budge!-- ing and marketing, coupled with of food better knowledge values and costs, can provide you with an adequate diet. on a most modest income.

7-27

0

Kaarf found.McGiggle sitting under the Old Oak.

missing. But I kept winding Knart waited eagerly to hear in and out among the others so sure rest of Pixie McGiggle's that she could never be the

how many there were and how story. He had to wait quite a few minutes because all at once many there weren't. Pixie McGiggle burst into an- "But I wasn't through yet. I. other At of laughing and it was suddenly started running into though her chicks weren't as calories than younger folk be

could the tall grass and shouted for well behaved

the other chicks to follow me. thought them,

some

while before he

on.

10 Ro

"was to run

afternoon."

and

She

18

You oldsters. nced fewer

she had cauise advancing age cuts your "Because." said Pixie Me- bring himself to

and lowers they were still physical activity Giggle, and he laughed harder "The first thing I did," said We played tag the rest of the very good chicks indeed and metabolism. than ever, "I just fooled a hen," Pixle McGiggle,

mhn could go off and play by them- For example, a man at the think selves What did Henrietta Knart wanted to imow more into

whenever they liked. age of 65 requires about 000 a patch of buttercups, about this,

And so dusted myself all yellow, Then about all this?" mid Knart.

from today on she (calories a day less than the 2,400 was terribly upset at doesn't go around clucking and to 3,000 required at the age of "Sit you down beside me, my I ran behind Henrietta

no 25. You women of 05 · need lad," sald McGiggle, "and I'll joined up with the rest of her first," said Pixie McGiggle. "But boasting. But she's just

she finally

about 1,500 to 1,900 calories tell you how I fooled Henrietta." chicks,

day, about 500 less than you did Knart sat down "Henrietta?" "That's the name of the hen," said Pixie McGiggle. And this time he fairly chorlied. "Henri- ella the Heri.

At any rate, there she was walking up and down, clucking about how good and well- behaved her little chicks wore, She did nothing else from morning till night except strut up and down, telling the whole neighbourhood

about hor wonderful chicks."

well-behaved?" "Aren't they asked Knoxf.""

14. Encountered bug Telling Everybody

15, Toledo

"They all trailed obediently behind her as the crossed the garden. Now and then Henrietta would poune to lift up a leat and show them a moth or a bug which one of them would promptly eat,

don't "Good tije chicks push or crowd,' she said. There- are enough

things to eat for all of us.

There isn't enough for me to.cat, I mid loudly.

"Henrietto glanced down ai mo. She was quite nearsighted so she did not notice that I was only a Pixie dusted over with yellow buttercup dust. But she

WOERDAWOO"oh yes, of course," :: aɛid: did know that she hadn't. ever

147

me, do

Pixle. McGiggle. "But there's no when me before, need for Henrietta to go cluck-You don't belong to me ing up and down telling every you, my door she said, "When body else about it over and are you from?bera over and over again. She's got I've just hatched out, I midi. the whole duck family upset. It Just hatched out?. Dear me, wonder you're hungry. schulen, she keeps it up she'll end by no

decided that even proud of them,”

Rupert and the Dog-roses-33

After a long pause the little King... helps us with the other nuisance. "makes 'up his mind. This bear that has been bothering ... us.”

is not altogether bid,'! he maya...? Please, what can I do ?ât crías. ***He interfered with our dog-roses. · Rupert eagerly: – But the King hasɛ , because he wanted to do somebody finished and marches away back to:

a good turn, Therefore ha, shall in bed escorted by ose Imp, while'thu wi be given a chance to go home, but smaller Imp pushes Rupert first

at the age of 25.

DAILY ✨ DIET

Since the body fat is greater. in the elderly, your oldsiers can

The get along with less than usual amount". of fat and oil. However, your diet múst contain. ample protein since many por- aons over 05 And It dimcult to retain protein in their systems.

The daily diet of you oldsiers should include the following:

One pint of milk; butter or margarine

fortided with Vita- min A; eggs, modi, poultry thor seafood; peanut butter and other vitamin-rich fals: enriched be whole grain bread; whole grain cereal; green, or yellow vegeta bles; potatoes or other

For· fruit, and one pads se on

oranges, grapefruit or tomalosa.

only on one condition, that he in the other directional digunakan Supplementale: Vitamina?) and

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