THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1936.
This Funny World
•JACOBY ON BRIDGE
BOB BARNE
8-6 MeNauel! Syndicate, Ina-American Legion Magazine
"Says, Warner Brothers make another big Western. Everybody report work at nine o'clock, Bring Socini Security card"!"
BY. THE. WAY.
by Beachcomber
'VE WIT
"I'VE
a lot in churn-
about at parties, but I don't core for it us R drink, wid is young lady after # dance
toed supplies are to be pressed nto the service of Progress, I suppose eattle-brooders will be enconrugged to set aside, prize herds Th conveyed to the By the cene of the explosions time pet dogs are being com- mandeered, public opiniou will been!!!!!
inslet on the abstindonment of experiments, and prace though extermination will be postportal
1 az obl that husle, sts are Anding the new kind of party no expensive Thut 11 decided
une, next year, u the special brunt of cheap cham- pagne for throwing. To avoid
wholesale the
sanashing of glasses, the champagne may be in lastefully decoratext Serve buckets, which can be compiled over people whenever the party Threatens fu become duf}
In the parlour
Seated one day at the trombone
I was weary. “Oh, whats the
HAT?
Just one more blow
Before I go.”
I said, and I blew like the deuce.
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Асто
The programme a Large (5)
A hideous din,
A crack on the chhi
Wisdom of the Ages
up.
Never kick a man when he is
(Sobo proverbi
Peace through
extermination
CICIENTISTS have grown very fond of bousting that they have not the least idea what the ultimate effect will be of their experiments
with the various But the reen? utom bombs hint dropped, that other forty or fifty experiments the
hunan race may be perina- nently damaged, or even des-
bus sturbed troyed, serenity to the extent of indue- inst them to look about for more animals to practise on mice are to be joined by rab- bits and sheep, and now that our
TARGET
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Top man. (4)
8. May be a blue. (8)
Watch Out For Tricky Discards
13y OSWALD JACOBY
PAST medo the wrong discurd
very
made the Wong dist
hard taskmaster would
blame him. Put yourself in his place and see it you would do better!
Wast opened the nine of dia- monds, and South won with the South next led
a low Heart, and West began a
signat with the eight to show that he had only two hearts. Dummy put up the king of hearts, and East correctly refused the trtek,
Now declarer led the jack of clubs from dummy, and Enst had to make a discard, Wirt would you throw from the East
hund?
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Fast dured not part with spade and didn't want to dis- eard a diamond, since ench dta- mond was a potential trick, He Therefore discarded a low heart. Reasonable enough, but fatal.
South pul up The uce of clubs, held the next lek with The jack of heata, and then took his three top guides. An- other heart forced East to take the nee, wfver which Basi
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Lomorrow.
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CHESS
by LEONARD BARDEN
A problem by G. Hume and C. S. Kipping (Western Morn- ing News, 1922).
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the blits, (4, 4)
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Opening lead-ẹ 0
ensh the juck of spades. 13ut then Bust had only diamonds left and had to lend a diamond to dummy's king, giving duny a secund diamond trick and alm an entry in the last good heart. South mude game with three spades, three hearts. iwo dia- rotids, and a club.
East would
detented the game by
" dia- ricarding mond on the jack of clubs. The play would proceed in much the same way, but East would be able for get out of the trap by leading his lest heurt to dummy, "The king of diamonds would | never make a trick, and South
would win only eight tricks
V+CARD Sensem♦
-The bidding has been;
South
North
1 Club
2 Clubs
Easi Pava 1 Heart
Pens
You, South, hold:
?
West Pass
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What do you do?
ABid three no-trump. The spades may give you trouble, but the 15 points opposite an open- ing bid compet you to reach
ammo.
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TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding has been, North East South ! Club Pass Pass You, South, hold:
1 Spade
Weal
1 Heart ?
Pass
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What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28
-keere.
WOMANSENSE
Fashions On The Riviera
By HAZEL MEYRICK
without underwater
TN search of the sunshine midriff and a pale poplin fish swimming around
that's been missing in jacket. London lately, we took our
fashion.
sticking your head to do so.
By some miracie, every second
Some of the frogman musica selves off for a survey of helldaymaker who started the
have elaborate. periscopes and the French Riviera to see season with a gomin hair-cut,
air tubes with lights on them. what is brewing in beach the grown herself a long man when quietly floating, enjoying of hair. It is worn in three
the sun, surface swimmers are 11: a slick classic ways-bock
often snitten by what appears pony-tail; brushed straight f down, grpay fashion, cr
to be an umbrella handle stick- most popular of all, tied in two thick ing up out of the water but is, in fact, Just another frogman plus, like a Swiss miss.
whose Klass window has stemned up. CURRENT AQUA-CRAZE
waves.
the
The Bikini still rules
No keen un tanner, and certainly self-respecting film starlet
would
no
dream of appearing
Real enthusiasts march Into in anything else. Although Most of the long-haired the Mediterranean armed A'LL
re aried to bleach harpoons and underwater gunk, no one, to our knowledge, rigade have
as well and the effect of ash- but I have yet to see anyone hus this year emulated
bloute locks against a deeply come vuj again with anything Diana Dors' famous mink tanned skin is electrie.
more exciting than seaweed Bikini, trompe d'oeil furs
wrapped round the barrel, Make-up 19 kept to a mini- hold sway, and leopard-skin the brave keep their Nier and Cannes have taken printed silk two-pieces with gleaming with a judicious a bock sout this year as holiday
Ambre Solaire'. retreala oppication of
uf The famous, San the more enulious use a deep Tropez,
Italian- fascinating 18-Lar make-up. Everyone style Ashing
vilinge, captured picks on the palest lipstick they may celebrities including All can And, accentuate the eyes Khait
Charlie and
Chaplin, waterproof
whose family liked the place so much that they are trying persuade him to buy n villa
a brushed, furry look about them are notedly popular.
th
Mascar
CLASSIC HAIRDOS
for 15. Over your swimsuit, walking around town, goes
Diggest
12
aqua-craze of the a simply cut shirt in a vivid zaurent
underwater swim- No one would dare Кур tropical print plus brief ming. cropped shorts or, newest of sen en the sands unless armed all cotton
pers though the Mediterranean with a built-up empire style so clear that you can ave the
there.
Pare
French of London shows 'Spin', a two-colour hair' style for evening. The hair in parted in the centre, brushed under and outward.
skims are full, and ear ankle-length.
to
sometimes toys from
sur-
the last night-club they visited.
Noted in passing the crising fact that Monte Carlo the cheapest placo un the Riviera for a meal--if you know where to look t
that the buffat on Nice railway
station
pedal-pushers with a fearsome mask and Bilp- when fishing bouls crowded the though sine rather curious gar- looks more
Riche of Hay Hill caters for compromise with the Fifty- Fifty look with the hair tapered towards the back of the head, left short and face-framing in front
BOYS'
magnificent,
more
CURIOUS GARMENTS
At the Casinos, short evening Sun Thore has undergone a dresses in highly polished plain
the days coblon stage of lace since
* allo are favourite, quay Now The barbour crammed with
sments have been seen in the Floriously decorated than Prince glossy, white- gaming-sooms this year-mort Rainier's pockel-sized pajacu Sulled yachts which seemed t of the motor-conch tours for day
that the Americans dominate
whole
vlage, trippers new the
wind up with a all gune to Spain, have been re- while their owners dress to lock visit to the enl Casinos 1 se deck bands, sporting faded the regular gamblers now have
GETTBANS and placed by hordes of
..that the English pullovers place their stakes under the
on holl- jeans, tried cotton
day are always identified by the with gund-luck medailicns hung-
Curious gare at beach-stained absurd
the men's length of and their necks a fashion
sports which invariably hang at a.d to have been started by coloured balloons and stuffed half-mast. Ali Khan
"avourite Sound of the few Americane to be found on the Tier this your is Villefranche. Hæd as a port of enli by the United States Navy. every
Navy
bistre [
beerane Ban'. everyone spenk
English. Somerset Maugham
tives just around the cerner and con buy the intest news- paper from home
PEASANT SKIRT
trippers from Italy. armed with
Chili con carne
have
to serve
with rice or corn bread
W
June
By Ida Bailey Allen
WHETHER It's dinner indoors Add 2 mince:, peeled, large ort, chaf en carne Is onions, 2 minced good-sized
1 the mest appetising geen poppers and 11⁄2 e, chopped dishes to choose.
celery. Slow-fry 3 min. or until Down by the harbour at the It can be made in advance, half tender. Nautic restaurant, you cat the up to three or four times the tenditional Soupe x Poissons recipe, and refrigerated over-
like Beulinbaisse but flavoured night to serve a crowd; or
with every and garlic--by the ight of lunterns, and watch the fishing beats bobbing up rown by the Lighthouse.
and
Standard dress fr Informul dining-out all along the Riviers
top and stole.
it
can be cooled, carefully wrapped in heavy duty aluminium foll packages, containing 1 Ib. eachi.
Then add 2 lbs, ground beef. Stir and fry until lightly browned. Add 2 tsp. chili pow-> der and 1 tsp. sall
Sur in 1 (No. 2)
10-
frozen in the food freezer and natoes and 2 (No. 2) Lins kept up to a month.
kidney beans Continue to sim- mer about 30 min, or until well blended.
To use, put the foil-wrapped packages in the oven al 300°F.
If loo dry.
cauilously add a le mare water. Servca up to
"For
taste," sald Chef, "and for most adults, chili con carne should be very hot; that is, highly seasoned,
is a peasant skirt plus a low-end hout-ihaw 14 hours, Or cul black cotton
place en a rack in a kettle. Pour capacious
woollen
The in boiling water to the depth of 10, peasant skirt. which probably 2in.. cover and heat-thaw by cost its
considerably slow boiling about 1 hr. It may more than a
dress, is be necessary to party
odd 4 little made from fine, pleated cotton,more boiling water, hund-blocked
Chili Con Carne: Melt 4 tbsp.
owner
with an Arab- style design in a tiny mosaic-| buiter or margarine in a trying like pattern. Colours are gay. pan.
AND GIRLS'
Whistles Really Talk
-Of Course You Have To Understand The Language--
By MAX TRELL
MAGAZINE
"Can't
General Tin smiled. either of you tell what it sald?"
So did Knarf shook his head. Teddy.
Tin smited again.
tin are the whistles on the river.
whistle said: Some have high voices, some 'Haven't we heard enough from 64/HISTLES," suld General have deep, gruff voices.
General Tin? It's getting late, Tin to Khart, the shadow
"They say Gangway! Watch Let's, go to sleep. Lot's go o boy with the "turned-about out! I'm coming! Keep out of sleep. It's late-Intep'
"are very mane,
much like my way! Watch o-oo-out!*
So Knari got ready for bed. You'd be
"It's important always to do surprised
"Sometimes you hear them
whatever A whistic how very much like people they
pays," cach other One answering
General Tin told him. really are!"
will sayK+p
the the righ!!—And
will white back--All right!
Come
By STELLA people.
lape and get a job done with least passible fuss.
Kharf looked at General Tin with a puzzled expression. He wondered how General Tin could say that whisites were at all like people.
"They don't look like people," said Kiturf, thinking of the tin whistle that
he had in
his
ahead!'
to over
others
On The Locomotive
"Then there's the whistic on the locomotive," General Tin
himself. "It says:.
But Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, Just sat there with This eyes wide open, looking out from underneath the sofa.
General Tin said: "And why aren't you going to sleep, my boy?"
"I
BOAN Torlay you Art
simple in your tastes and kindly toward all. You have a responsive,
You will be happiest you are sympathetic nature and cannot
the imanager of your own chick- endure to see ruffering in any form,
prise, for you do not work too well You want to help-and you intend
under close supervision of anoliter,
Didn't Understand doing it. You would make a
You like to be your own bow and pocket. "They don't have arms reminded line mrse, poctal worker, or personeel
give instruction to other. There is or legs or faces or anything." Here I come! I'm on my way. A certain degree of timidity in your consultant.
"Because," In other words, your
General Tin smiled.
said Teddy, ÿÿÿÿÿÿ.... It's a very pretty makeup. place in Me should be determined,
Learn to have completo
General Tin added, don't think you understood that whistle," and confidence in your capabilities career-wise at least, by ihose attri- See that you are involved
there is little which you cannot
People Talk
"especially when you hear it at whistle right at all. I wish butes.
necoinpush. with meeting the public. for
Your secret ambitions уси
"But people talk, And that's night in the country from far, Knart would blow it again." Sour have a very definite
This are high; let others hi on Kift In
what whisties do.
So recres, and you may get exactly
for way
Koart bew the whistic regard.
where you want to go, much wooner. "Whistles are always talking, Knart look out his little lin again.
Among those born on this date You have a great deal of vitality
They're always saying some- whishe,
There, you see" said Teddy. He held it ...
up for and are rother Inpatient if things
were: Frances E. Willard and Henry
Of course, you have to Genoral Tin to M. McCracken, educators; Marshall thing.
see. "What "It didn't my for us to go to go too slowly to will you. You are,
Flaid, III, To be truthfu), a litile too impulsivé
merchan!; Georges
understand their
alcep." language.* does it say?" he asked. and emotional for your own good.
Clemenceau, statement! Kate General Tin continued. "I know "I don't know," said General
General Tin frowned: "What Yet, it i His sabie spontanicly
Douglas Wiggin, author: Richard H.
whistle that is always saying- Tin.
did il Boy?!! which mokea
Bull you so helpful to
mathematician; and Einer
"Blow It overyone. You have the expielty for
Come buy my peanuts....buy Rice, dramatist.
Knart blew it. my hot, fresh permits"
a tremendous amount of work. You To find what the star tave la plan everything well aljend of thine, store for you tomorrow, select your have a system, and follow {1', gares birthday star and read the correl- fully. In this way, you are able to ponding paragraph. Let your birth cut out unnecessary detall, mip red day star be your daily guide.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
LABRA (rp) 21-Oct 21)- Ure your inventive Inind to formu Jate "rome new and exeling Iden. Put it inlo inniedinte production and meet with suggeri,
NCORPIO
(Oct, 24-Nov.
ANIES (Mne,...) 22-Apr, 201-
Good fortune. #mile on whatever you wish to do. If you are plar:sing a pleasant week-end, combine sport
(Apr. · 21-May
Ark fun.
TAURUS
21)
You may meet someone who to very Be awake to all new opportunities Important to your future. Consult today and you will make exceptional dale your stains and inake definite advances along the road to personsi pressiva toward a goal.
A BAGITTARIUS (Nay, Hi-Dec, 22)--
MINI (MAY 22-June
Tisle is a line day for all your in. Consider sono important issue that terests, Act decisively on mattora
moans a great deal to you and sen
11
That must be the whistle on the peanut stand," said Knorf.
General Tin nodded.
"And I know another whistle that sometimes tells the cars to stop at the crossing and some times tells them to go. This whistle has
very sharp voice and everyone obeys 12,"
"It's the policeman's whistle." said Knurf."
"And then there's the whistle that tells people when to come
to work in the morning. Then,
that it comes cut as you desire i toward evening, it tells them
10 CANCER (Jone 23-July
can
that their work is done and they can all go home."
Factory Whistle.
of real impurienes to your future.
·CAPRICORN (960, 22-Jen, · 20)--
29)- This is one of these gay, adventure. If you are in letnil buying and well- some days when romance, excito- in, you should Brid some good new
Make some real ment and pleasure aro apt to mingle customers today,
gaine today. in #giddy pattenti RAQUARIOSTAR.: 21-Feb. 10)-- LEO (July #Aag, 12)---Yơi
Just then Toddy, the Stuffed friends and even Might moqurtance of the entire month if you only keep gluck his head out from under Your personal contacta among close make this the mori elgnificsot das
Bear, who had been listening.. can now further your persons) in your personal interests in hand. foresta
24*74. One neath the pofa and said: "Tint KtKtoch,
SPISCES
.10.MAT. 11)--. of those, high-prostira -days' when QxKtch, PXQ; 3, B-R6 male Bee Chatrout, plans are well-made of self-control, and a enim, altitude
Wills Inle day in productive action. you need your even be must be the factory whistle.
"It H, Teddy, my boy," unid (won by Kleserita)
aband of lines and, then, follow them to win.
General Tin, And then there
While mates in two. Solution to yesterday's problem; N
-Teddy listened,
"
"It gold," answered: Teddy, "and I'm sure I understood
Rupert and the Dog-roses-24
fil the center of the buih là il gradually rised, revealing), a dárk clear space, and poor fluper finde hole, And what are you doing "that" if "be, atops, there he is all here?” cries an angry little voles. right, but when he tries to find: 'From the hoja pops a large, imp 3" way out in any direction, the (wearing" a night-cap. The two thorns cutch bịm. Suddenly: there mare at each other in astonisha "Is a slight 'noise and a requere vol", ment, ili And what are you,doing
exeth a few inches away froep him) Chara?," grepe Rupety
Teddy Helened as Knarf blew the whistle,
my
"I prefer using
the
4 tsp. chile powder when making it instead
of the 2 tsp. in your recipe, The chill should be soft enough to serve in bowls,
"Some people enjoy i
most
with rice others like it served with
saltine crackers, Personally prefer soft, unsweetened corn bread,
For open air service,
how-
ever, this is not convenient. But Instead, corn mullas or corn- sticks could be
ahead, made rolled in nluminium foli and re- heated on the grill,"
DINNER
Tomato Cucumber and Lettuce Salad
Dul Pickles Chili Con Carne Com Bread
Celery
Big Watermelon Slices
1 or led Coffee
er Lemonade or Milk
All Measurementa Aru Level
Corn Bread: Sift together 2.
c. enriched cornmeal, 1 tsp. baking powder, tep, salt: (ned 1 tbsp. sugar if you like if sweetened.)
Melt 2 tbsp, margarine in t 7" x 11" baking pan,
Beat CBR, Add 131⁄2 c. milk and the melted shortening.
it said: (It's early-stay awake make General Tin tell you more about whistles-then you
Pour into the rifted ingredi- can go to bed."".
In spite of himself, Generals; stir only unil mixed; do Dop bent, The batler will be Tin smiled. There was nothing
hin. else to do but keep on telling Pour into heated baking pan. Teddy and Knart more about Bake 30 min. in, a lot oven,'! the language of whistica,
400°F. Cool In 10 min. I wish I had heard it myself but I fell asleep.
LADIES'
Then cut squares and zërve hot, Serves up to 10.
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