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PLYING ants in Oxford Street, after 87 clays on fat!

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the National wealth suspect them of taking Gallery. shouts pl whales of all that trouble in order 102 Whitby, bluebottles All over angle stockings 195 whatnot? Ealing, and

main dentened by But alert offerts discover, $15 escaped pariots cramplaining to the pocket of a torri Jacket, Our Dunity Friends Leagu

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sexide This is indeed Animal Tuess vigarettes. foreign cigarettes day, and I will give a rokony of Thus is the gang smashed

Lucky Dorking

bats to the first man, wernan, on child who captures a laughing Jockus in Langham Place,

Smart-Allick kills a

A RUMOUR

That

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rumour

Smart-

Allick might relate before the next fem was hotly denied at Narkuver. The local news- paper had printed a report that the Doctor had been offered the

Lie

pangi directorship [ n company formed to develop parsley Industry in Madagasca HIS

salary when to be £10,000 a year. Said Stuart-Allick yester - day, "I can make more than that in one term af Narkuver." Scholastic choles are wondering what on earth he met by that statement

The Trombone controversy

EAR Sir,

Mas Techner

DEAR

IN

right

A

trombone in the hands of a lady

is not a mere orainent When overwrought my husband often дув 10 mix "Maggis, wahab about a concert?” Then I play Tankhowser"

DI Pa- grima,"

The

with

Galloping Major for an encor Our local council

once tried to stup me.

They

said it spoiled the amenities of the district. But there was stich

a din from the radios all round that the

man they sent couldn' hear himself

"What speak. price that for amenities?" I sold, เปน as he left I gave him

a blast on my trombone, just in case. A few bars of "Thorn,"

Yrs truly,

(Mrs) Margaret Tussell

Oh, I say, look here! THE three men who, arriving in England after 87 days al 60% on a raft, were asked by the Customs if they had anything 10 declare, are to be congratulated on their restraint. Now someone should write a detective story about a smuggling gang which decides that the easiest way to evade the Customs is to arrive

THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 25, 1966,

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Mixed Emotions.Over Shutout Bid

By OSWALD JACOBY ·

THE opening

bld in today's

hand inspires mixed feelings. It's often a round idea to make a high shutout bid with so much playing strength and so little defensive strength, but experts avoid shutout bids when

they

have xxd holdings in both İmajor suits. South's opening bid. would have made more sense if Chia side ruft had been diamonds

or clubs rather than spades.

South should have gone down, ling two diamonds and two spaden, but he made his contract by means Di u

simple very swindle. He merely dropped the ten of diamonds on the first trick, creating the

impression that he had no more diamonds.

West knew. of course, that South might have another din- mond. It seemed safe, however, to lead a club and let Eust re-

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AUGUGGE

YOUR BIRTHDAY ....... By STELLA

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25

have

AKLEY

BORN today. you have marked not follow patterns already set by

talents in the literary field. You Those who

before. would probably do equally well in Uriginality and inventiveness are either poetry or prose. It will be up outstanding. If you Herm

to act to you to select the area of your best upon your nuvel ideas, you will find expression. Or, it is ponible that yourgelt reaching early

FUCCES your creative talent will find release. Although you are not one to avoid in the realm of music, the drameile money-making, you are not one whe arte or in the filarus, enatu or tele- prefers to make it your paramount vision. In other words, you have dedre. It is probable that you will something of beauty 10 give the coins inig an inheritance In your world. Just dicover the medium in Tald-a nnd this will help you along witch you will be happient.

in your chosen career, Use this next- eng, with windoin and foresight and don't squander it In senseless pleasure1

You are an inveterate day-dreamer and will have your head up in the coulds half the time. As a child,

ona

inight compose your day-dreams. Among those born og this date Consequently, parenta of children were: Felicia Derothea Hemans. born on this day must realis that poet; Merey Otis Warren, historian: there is a thai line between truth James M. Bailey, humorist; Ralp and Imaginative lens. Once this Waldo Emerson, orayist and philo imagination has found artistic

sopher: William Faulkner, novelist; prolong there will be a stabilisation and Dmitri Shostakovich, composer,

ex-

of energies and interests and a con- centration of purpose while hold

have in

To find what the stars bring visitanding' success at quite store for you tomorow, select your an early age.

birthday star and read the enres.

You have an Intellect, which des pending paragraph. Let your birth. sires freedom of expression and witl day star be your daily guide.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26

LIBRA (Sept. 21-OcL

Combine social, cultural and

bruni con ablain

mess interests with the best pomalble advice, too.

some highly valuable

results. An afternoon lecture might TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)

•please. !

#CORPIO (Oct. 124-Nov.

Personal affairs should be at the top

altentiei.

22) of your lat for "Int"

A good buying and selling day. Your Ses that you got all that is coming attitude toward things will determine to you,

your, degree of succes

GEMINI _(MAY

JA SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 21-Dec, 23)— A mange from a

distance may

An active day for all concerned. You have Important significance to your Mamay, be caught ob in activities you future techniqites of procedure. You ..had not anticipated. Be propsredi should be successful. MERCAPRICORN.

(Dec. 21-JaİŞ.. 20)-m

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2. An extra busy day for all of your CANCER (Jane 1-July

pró tots, either at fiome, at the offies Combina, business and pleasure for or ka pleasure of sports

ongo and, gain froen bocky, of them. SEAQUARIUS. Fan, X1-Feb. – 19)-; Lejlona band help the otherl (trou anwar. find that a trip to visit a LKO (July M-AUX

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West North Ent Pass

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turn a chamond I never curred to West and South

of clubs void

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When West switched to a low club, declarer put up dummy's king and ruffed out Easi's ace. It was then easy to reach dum- my with a trump to discard the tame of diamonds on the queen of club

Suuth was not entirely out of the woods, but the spudus broke well, and he was able to restrict The loss in that suit 40 Swo Jacks He

two gave up only spades and one diamond, mak- ong the gume contract.

CARD Serieḥs

Q-The bidding has been: North Easl South

West

i Club Pass t Heart Paz 7 Clubs Pass

You, South,

hold: MAK 10 VA3973 42 4Q732

What do you do?

A-Bld two spades. You will later raise clubs vigorously, thus Indicating that you have a sin- fleton in diamonds.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding la the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

AAK 10 VATTI OQJ82 473

What do you do?

Answer TomOSTOW

TARGET

H Y

SLF

L E $

How many

werds of four letters or more can you

from letters in the square DA

the left p making each word, the lottur h

the ench of *mall squares may be used ance paty. Each word mual contain the large felter in the centre square, and there muFÉ he al leist one nine-letter word in the List No pirata: no foreign worde no proper namex TODAY'A "TARühr: zi hords, good: 21 words, very good ; au words, excellent. Bolution tomorrow.

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CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

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From the Inst tourney; how

Enewzpapest will see you a very. Be prepared for a buy day: You champion Taimi

Taubeldotbal advance,

- pay a long-ditura |21) — Viali, bu somněná whom you we very win quickly

probably

79la ja the icind nf, day that will teet · fond of.

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VIRGO .... (Aug.2.26÷Espk. ('23)ma Solution Career, interests are active, ensocialis Hthnya kwolred with the red problems

„Promote your; ' personal

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Uno,"

WOMANSENSE

Two outfita from Christian Dior's autumn-winter collection illustrating ከነቱ፡ "magnet

Left: "Sweetheart", an evening ensemble in pale pink sailti, consisting of a coat with quilted lining and a bateau-necklined dress with a straight skirt.

Right; "Gin Rummy”, an afternoon dress hi black slik Jersey. The icopard hat and stole give it a brightening touch.—Agence France-Presso,

How To Stretch The Life Span Of Your Refrigerator

By HILLARY WENTWORTH

REFRIGERATOR is spell, due to either a breakdown hot articles in the fria. Keep a

An on

the diMculty of trying to keep sary part of your kitchen milk, meat, buter and other

Like equipment.

most perishable wholesome during electrical appliances, how the hot weather. ever, it will give you many years of faithful service if

with treated

Care respect.

Only those wilhout

I

who refrigerator

and

for

[

Here are a few tips to help you obtain the maximum bene- have been and fe span from your frig. If possible. place your re- Trigerator in the coolest spot in the kitchen, well away from the alove. Make sure that it has

Household Hints on in which to "breathe" by

For extra sparkle in wicnu windows. washi with warn

·

*

following plenty of air space al

the back, sides and top.

This may be achieved by eles- ing the door a piece of paper. the paper slides up nud down, then the seal is not tight enough, This would call for either new rubber strip or having the latch tightened.

ensv

D

De-frost your refrigerator re- gularly. Here is a quick and

of method

de-frosting. Turn off the current and remove everything except the drip tray." Then place a baleing pan full of boiling water inside the freezer on the bottom shelf. The front

with dissolve in no time.

Page

Complaining about your boss? Take a piece of advice-

From ANNE HEYWOOD

[OST of us are wise

Mos

enough to take our friends and relatives pretty much as we find them,

If Hubby isn't very neat, we do what we can to improve him but eventually we face the fact that nentness" wasn't built into him. So we plek up the bath towels and empty the ash trays ourselves

But when it comes Lo cm- ployers, mony of us forget our wisdom,

nnd refuse to tako them as we and them.

For example, Sue writes, "My boss is vice-president of the company, a really big position.

"You'd think he'd be well- organised and on top of his job, but he isn't. He misplaces im- portant contracts and forgeta Important meetings.

"I have to time

spend halt my reminding him of things that he ought to be able to re- member himself."

Or as Bill says, "My boss is nd- vertising manager of the whole Orm, but he can't even punctu- atel I have to edit everything he writes and, honestly, you'd think

man in that position could at least spell!"

1

WASTE OF TIME

Don't put the boss on a pedestal and expect him to De perfect.

more then it handling

requires smooth. <fetalls, She must handle the details smoothly and

stop slewing about it.

Bill must do the same thing.

These two people spend inordinate amount of time de ploring the Imperfections. of their employers and it's really Maybe Bill, for all

con

apoll!

Mis boss probably propores

persuasive, the most

effectiva advertising copy you imagine, So he can't

his good grammar, good spelling cand First of all, getting to the top, proof-reading ability couldn't in business or anywhere else, think of a pitch which would does not presuppose perfection move the merchandise.

pretty ridiculous of them.

in every field, Prople get 10 the top because They have certain qualities and abilities but not every talent in the book,

work The people who

for them should Luko this for

can granted and do what they

At the root of the trouble, I think, is a desire to idolise and admire the people we work for. Then, if they aren't all-round little the gods, we feel cheated.

The way of wisdom is to to supplement the Inadequaelee. value them for what they have, Sue, for example, should face to try, ourselves, to supply what the fact that her boss is not the they haven't, and to bear in organised

that type, but

he mind the fact that, bosa or no, probably has certain Important they are members of the human capacities which his job requires race!

VEAL COOKED

IN

FRENCH STYLE

Don't overwork the mechani- Soapy water to which has been (ism by cramming the refrigera -

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN acted a tew drop of bluing for with goods that don't need Finally, keep your refrigerator

clean. The onel a small amount of kerosent refrigeration. Any refrigerator scrupulously

best

And "Vent is plentiful now. especially un old one-will be time to clean is while de frost-

"IF I may say H, Madame, the

French have a knack of is also within the budget. It ring. A solution of bicarbonate of more Hikely break down

for weight- loaded to the top with foods soda and warm water fabout one making simple foods taste and good choice

This

because it contains that have to be kept cool.

Is the look caspoonful

glamorous.

is watchers o quart) best cleanser. The mixture ab- especially true of veal, which in little fat and is therefore low

food itself is a plain-tasting meat, in calories. counteracts Avoid wasting electric current. Forba Cover all dishes or Jugs con- dours, and helps to keep

the But add nappy stasonings, taining liquid (cusily-made refrigerator sweet. In between cook it with care, serve it with

You may be adywed to As soup jelly or "dry" soupsuds for washing surfaces and fabrles that should not be raturated,

To make soap jelly, dissolve me part of soup in five parts of bolling water.

und

10

our menu, I suggest this

Let cool for plastic covers are excellent for times, be sure to wash of any glamour, and masterpiece is entree of la belle

several hours before using.

BOYS'

this purpose), and never place thing that has been spilled.

AND GIRLS'

Simon's Rainbow Water

-That's What He Got In Return For a Goose-

the result.

MAGAZINE

"It looks exactly like ordin- ery water,' He said. 'But you mustn't be fooled by fooks. It's really rainbow water. Just wash something with it and you'll in- "'Goose for sale!

Whoever stantly get all the colours buys this goose will help me the rainbow. It's the best birth- nad Hanid, the buy a birthday present for my day present you could give

with the grandmother!" squeezed

By MAX TRELL

KNARF

Shadow-Children

Turned-about names,

themselves behind the book- "Before very long a stranger

the came alongl case,, Here the backs ol books all looked like the door- "'You're bright looking ways into houses,

led,' he said. 'And I like the the looks of that goose, 100. Do you

know who I am?'

They walked inside Mother Goose House. On the other side of the house was the garden,

1 There, sitting on fence, was Simple Simon, Simon looked very sad, "Oh dear," he sighed.

me."

"No, I said, 'who are you?'

"I'm the man who takes care of the rainbow. I store it

your grandmother.

of

to

"'Here, my lad-you take this Jar of rainbow water and I'll take this goose,"

"And did he take the goose?" Hank asked.

"Yes.

And I guess I was a goose to let him take it. Beenuse when I reached home with the "Oh away when it isn't needed and jar of rainbow water, that is biting it out when it is. But my what my mother called me, most important, lasic is to keep

deary or thing." anid Hanid,

"What's the matter?"

Watering Can

Simon pointed to a watering can that stood on the ground Under the place where he was sitting.

"I'm very stupid," sold Simon. "I'm the stupidest boy in the world. But perhaps it will all turn out right. I hope 20,"

Krarf and

Simon to tell them

Hanid

begged what

his

whole trouble was.

Simon

"What did you do.

dear?" said Honid, "Tell us and

maybe we'll be able

YOU,"

to help

Simon sighed again. Then he

mick

Forly this morning. · my·

| mother woke me and said:

“Simon, today is market day. Here :), is, our biggest and fattest Hastings poose. I want you to take her -- Ruslan i down to tho'market and soll her, (White) | With the money - we shall buy: something pretty for your grand-

zquare)

mother's

“So," Simon went on, ""I went. down to the market, stood under.

the: micile tree and shoistediket

the colours of the rainbow bright and clear. And I do that by washing it with this special 15inbow water,"

A Little Jar

"And with that, he took a jar water out of his cont pocket,

7

There, sitting on a fence, WAS Simple Slinen.

And do you

"It's plain water, you goose!' she said, "You let that man take water anyhow. our goose and got nothing in re- know what she said?" turn but a jar of plain water. A fine present for your grand- mother!'

"But," said Simon, "I gave my grandmother the jar of rainbow

Rupert and the Dog-roses-

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Rupert Watches while the. Rasps Rupert, "Sit's all torn.". Whe stranger tries to; free his atm from 7 would have thought, the ` thorni the brist, gently exding the thoms could have been, so strong 2,820-In, out so as not to hands hiq suit. But this surprise and anger the man cant As each thorn le removed zwo more) think of ; nothing to sey..jand, Esaten- themselves in shell he bag; turning abruptly, he strides away? to lean, backe, and ton himself while the lata bear wonders, how away;: “ Dos koole at your alteve (yalir, ail Happenedikt

What did she say, Simon?"

Wonderful Present.

"She said: "Thank you very much, Simon, It really is a wonderful.present. I've wanted

Veal Timbales: In a mixing bowl, combine and thoroughly mix 3 0. ground oddmments cooked veal, 2/8 C. soft enriched bread crumbs, 3 eggs,

butter tbsp. melted morgarine, tap, thyme, 1/10 tap, cayenne, 1 lep, salt, 14 tsp. monosodium glutamate and Isp. paprika.

2

10

Rub 0 medium-sized custard cups or timbale moulds with butter or margarinė. Filt with the yeal mixture.

Place in a pan; pour in hot g water to the depth of 17 and bake 30 min. In a moderate oven, 875° F. or until a kife inserted in the centre comes

out clean.

Unmould onto A serving platver. Garnish with paprika sour cream sauce. (Weight- watchers use ketchup instead).

Paprika Sour Cheam Banos, Dissolve bouillon cube

usp, bolling water. stir in 1

c. commercial sour cream, Aðd

Hout

1 tsp. paprika and a shake of ground cayenne pepper, and use as directed.

DINNER

Tomato Perfection- Aaplo Veal Timbales with Paprika Cream Sauce Parslied Potatoes Asparagus Strawberry Ice Cream Hot or Iced Coffee of Ten or Milk

All Measurements, Are: Level Recipes Proportioned to Serve 4 to 8 Tomato Perfedion Ample: Add envelope' uhflavoured gelatin to 1⁄2 c. cold tomato julen,

Heat 1c. tomato juice with 1⁄2 tsp salt, 14 tap, monosodiusra "And then she poured it into glutamate,4 sp. peppercorns

a jar of real rainbow water for | a. fong, long time.

the

this' watering con end watered.*1. bayleaf, 3 whole cloves, "flowers, the...marigolds | 1 'tlisp, chopped peeled onion and and the irises and the morning || 2 tbsp. mild vinegar, Sumner 10; glories-and the pansies.

andr

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Just wall until they start

Stir in the softened gelatini

blooming, she said. They'll be Rofrigerato until beginning: all the colours of the rainbow, thickon.

You'll see....you'll won,"

Pete, shredded cabbage, "Oh, 1, only hope she's right," diced ostery, and 2 tbsp, min and Simon. Areen peppar.

Refriger

She right! She is right" when 8 Spoor the Shadows excialmed, you mixture `don't have lo feel sad anymore, or until Simon, The, blossoms, will be | iqua the colour of the rainbow!!

Andes Simon 1 middonly,

with ad felt' and/or oll

or cooked