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This Funny World

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- American Legion Karting

map, we ought to merge into route 76 right here!"

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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, · 1956.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Play Equals Starting Bid

By OSWALD JAGOBY

SCIENTIFIC players might go

all the way around the mui- berry bush with the South cards before getting to six no-trump. The immediate jump is startling. but overy bit as good. North noeds s very good hand

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double three spades when vulnerable against non-vulnor able opponents. South wants to be in a slam opposite any very good hand, but should avoid a grand slam for Lear of bad breaks.

of

West opened the queen spades, and South won with the king. He wondered how to play the diamonds to have the best chance for all four tricks.

Before touching the diamonds. South took two randis of hearts and two rounds of clubs, leav- lng the ace of each suit in the dummy. Since West followed sul, and since. We i wna korzown to have alarted with six pades

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you're princess when she questoms hum She's staring at us,

tell

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10

By STELLA

BORN today, you are a person of toward making money, you probably Kreal energy, and Individuality would succeed at ilat fa poesLUJE You have a volatile temperament that you may be left an inheritance Dome call it a hot tempert Usually toward mitidie fe which will come You know what you

In very handy, indeed! wasst, and gu

out after it. Sometimes the effective You have a strong love of nature ties of your approach is diipimished and you will be happiest If you wed

by Loo Broad sweep, Try more early' in youth. Select someone who oncentration and specialisation and likes the same active life that you

you will reap your rewards faster, enjoy and you should find lasing You are fond of your You have tremendous stamina, how- happiliss

ever, and although it may take you home and want it to be a pleasant, some time, you eventunlay w21 Innd ersjoyable place at all times. where you intend to goi

Among thore born on Wils date ure: and

You are fond of nature and love Frau Wertel Poule this ease to be in the great outdoors. In Carl

Doren. authors; youth, it likely that you will be Love and Adele Astaire, octreones: fond of setive, competitive porta. Nicholas šķidle. Neval hero; Noali enjoying hiking, camping, fahing Davis oled jurist: Hetry C. Baird, and the like. You are not, un publisher: William fortunately, as Interested in money. educator, making as you could be. and just so Danish poet. long an you have enough to get along

Harris,

ated Jeppe Aakjaer,

To Bnd what the stars have

in

on "comfortably, you Bul not press store for you tomorrow, select your to "make million." Yet if rome- birthday star and read the corres- thing came up to make you change punding paragraph. Let your birth. your mind and you set your energies day ster be your daily guide,

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11

(Oct.

VIRGO

(Aug. 24-Sept. 233- calm and think before you act. Do Don't take risks or be 100 adventure, öll this and you will win out. some in your petivities, There is need for a certain amount of cau tion.

LIBRA

23) (Sept 24-Oel. Play the role of peacemaker: stay

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

A new problem by David Yutes (aged 14).

White mates in two.

tion to Saturday's

2. B-Kis

SCORPIO

24-Nov,

22)- If you look advantage of yesterday's Uptrend, then you have nothing to worry about for today!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)— Today your path may not be na enay or encolh as you night wish, but make the best of 11.

CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jan. 20)— Be precise in all that you underlako and you should find that the, over- all results are rewarding.

AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 19)-- Don't tackle anything new, but fully develop some idea which is already In production. Get it moving.

VISCES (Feb.

20-Mar.

Hold to establlihed routzia.

Yout health may need attention, so don't neglect it "caroltzily,

ANIES

22-Apr. 20) If you took full advantage of good opportunities offered you yesterday, they today will take care of flæslf.: TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- Careltom action in morna small defall can upset the whole apple-cart! Just be sure you are right before acting,

DEMINI ('(May_ | -23-Jung

This can prove a highly co-operative day if you mig on your toes and Kort to everylling that goes on."

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CANCER (June) 23-July. There are legatonu intarent in" in- day's rosne. Hiny, calm, take every- thing to your stride mid volant, thila

evening.

'LEO (July

Take time out to bulk up your festin. Too much activity ona broya a vernis on your reserved. Arold MRIN

SOUTH ФАКА

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North Bant South Double Pa 6 N.T. Puss Pans Opening feod. A 12

for his opening bal. South knew 10 of West's original 13 cards. Obviously, West had * very weak hand and not even a very long spade suit.

When does 1 sensible player make a high bid with practic- ully no high cards? When he has

distribution,

course

What could give West good dis- tribution? Only somewhite or other

veid

In short, South enspeeter the diamond distribution before he touched the suit. Hence fie bo- Tow gan diamonds by leading towards dummy's age,

West showed out, 14 expvet- ed, and South could lead dia. monds twice towards 314954-71 band in order to make all four tricks in the suit,

♥CARD Sensen

The bidding has been:

North

1 Club

2 Clubs

East South

West

Pass 1 Beart Pass Poss

You, South, hold:

?

AK62 WAY93 104 AK752

What do you do?

A-Did three clubs. You must respond (wion with 11 points. Game in no-trump is a distinct possibility.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

482 MAJ932 94 490752

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

Across

福

1. They hara helped to make

Luwun the town it is. (5, 4) u. This in placed above, in a sort

of layer," (4). 11. Strike it and you may be rich.

15. It's one type of job on a newB-

paper. (9)

13. They so often with mob's

graces. (4)

14. -Ahall not weary them, nor shall the years contemn" (3) 10. Panto Nash (anug.), (9)

18. Hurry takes 10 aftor. (3)

1. Htately one, in old england. (8) 21. Stalo without the

faro, (3)

22. The remainder. (6)

2. Not one, (4),

28..The

thorough.

mountain in A DoD name. (4)

20. Targetano allor. (4)

27. Stray becomes a ayiyan god. (6) Down

1. This is the sort of way to get Breund in the rush hour, (5-6)

1. It bind

3. Peers otherwise in the rant. 10)

4. falon. (9)·

6. The Puchrer's start. (8)

Mental gin mixed up..(0)

Bellet. (8)

Bridge of Venise, (8)

10. Bazi mixed

rose. (a)

up,

with

the

10. You may wear one, metaphorio-

ally, if you're

17. A rala geta

mixed.. [6]

DE DATE 13 deemed R

beginner, ter

23. With lá bot

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WOMANSENSE

EILEEN ASCROFT GIVES THE THIRD LESSON. IN HER SCHOOL FOR CAREER

Breathe Your

Way To Beauty

D

Spare moments

ON'T stand like the and is particularly good, for nose,

"C" in Collapse, nor throat and chest llko the "g" in Sergeant major, with

chest and behind thrust out. The ideal stance is straight and tall like the "I" in Idea

Pictko deep breathing while you are waiting for a bus in the open air, or whenever you have

a tow spare minutes during the day,

This was liv årst advice given Here is another good exercise to my two beauty Redglingr, w do several times wich main- Adrienne Horsham (18) and ing sit up cross-legged, place Angela Durrant (16), when } the hands on the ribs at the took them (ce their third lessons in my lightning beauty course for turning gawky schoolgirls into clegunt career girls.

Keeping in trim

the

Elizabeth Arden Extreise Salon the two girls

learned about their individual yure frults and how to correct them. Alto the best simple breathing and physical exercise to do dully

their for keeping tigures in trim

Both girls changed into sco- blue swinaults 10 do their exercises, but kept on their bras, **Ti

ths! very important for young giri,' explained the in- structa:ss Mus

"No Adele. exercise should be taken with out proper support for the bust."

She also suggested they keep an old chest, blanket or b. - spread in their bedrooms to we as an exercise mat on the thATE

Correct breathing is one of the qulekust ways to beauty Cul Livate the right habits early and you will never go wrong.

Always breathe from the waist and ribs upwards.

"Lie down on your EXTER mal," Miss Adele told the girls, with one hand on the stomach and the other on the chest. Then brothe slowly and out."

sides, hold the tummy in ond expand the rib cage sideways against your hands breathing In and out like a bellows.

Breathing out may prove ♫ te difeilt at fire, but per- Severt, as it cele rid of lazy tissue and develops tho chest muscles. One warning hure-p this exercise is tiring and should not be done immediately after energetle games like tenals.

correct

For the individual exercises Un girls were given to their Ogure faults and posture... see the diagrams,

Tips on diet

We ended out course with a Juncheon cooked by special Helen Burke, who gave the two girls a few Important lips diet and eating for beauty.

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Normal calorie Intake for a yang girl should be between 2,400 and 3.000. Helen suggested a calorie

of various foods pinned on the track of inrder door to serve as a warn- ing to teenagers in search

of between-moul snacks.

the

GIRLS

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For the moment strict diet is forgotten.

Adrienne (left) and Angela put away respberries and cream at Helen Burke's beauty lunch.

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DO trave fresh fruit and or a slice of wholemeal bread do soups or stodgy cakes and pud- majad coce day this will no harm ot all. but large dings....these дге the inch- result in sparking eyes and a quantities tend to thicken the increaser). car complexion.

waistline,

DON'T oat too many fried or highly Seasoned foods...those DON'T chouse dishes with are nother good for the diges- thick creamy sauces, thickened tlon, nor the skin.

DO drink half a pint of milk a day...this provides calciun. to good for healthy teeth and nails.

DO include plenty of protein. -meat, fish, poultry, eggs and cheese...these are the foxxla that build and repair body tissue,

Too many ices

DON'T indulge in

meny

sweets, chorlates and ice cream ...mes Fatrening in itself.

taken

O extin the normal amunt at

"Thave balanced meals a day at regular intervals crG much healthier than one large meal and several stacks," sho warned the girls.

only when Another "must" for teenagers

a good breakfast to start after This improves circulation the day.

► Hers "very necessary to health wid

are Helen's DOS und beauty," torKV up

food.

DON'T lake too much starch at

TRY THESE EXERCISES-AND IMPROVE YOUR POSTURE

Angela's muin figure fault, like many young girls, is a curved "sway back." She stands with her weight too much on her heels, with knees pushed back. She must icurn to "stand tall," pulling in the tummy, tucking in her tail and straightening that back.

2

und

one meal... two bolled potatoes the system DON'Ts for eating for beauty:

BOYS'

2

5

4

& A

AND GIRLS'

Chirpie Apologises

- Finds It's a Wonderful Idea After a Quarrel-m

By MAX TRELL

THE

HERE was such a noise of chirping and squawking and fluttering of

that wings

all

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3-This exercise will help to counteract Angela's "sway back." Kneel on all fours, with knees

MAGAZINE

Koarf told Chirpie that he

was quite mire.

"All right, I'll apologise to him,"

Chirple said. So ho shouted at the top of his voice:

"Come back

here.

you

to

him

might have given me half of it," horrible robin! I'm going he added, glancing up sourly at apologise!" the robin in the tree.

"That's no way to call back," Knart sald. "You mustn't But the worm was all gone call him a horrible bird. That

The Robin, looking very

his

Knarf the shadow boy could now, think of was that two very large pleased, was rubbing his bill will only make him more angry. Then you'll have to apologise Brainst the branch to clean it birds (probably

Cagles) wore

for that, too." fighting ench other. So he of.

of the Chirpie climbed up to the top

was a good-natured Chirple now called in

pulitcal voice: garden wall When he looked sparrow. down, ha

Et saw that

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"Well, what's gone is gone," "My dear friend Robin, please

back. Chirple Sparrow and a fat robin he said, "and I'm sorry I called come

I'd like to fighting over a worm.

that robin a horrible bird" apologise."

The robin

down

Chirple Sparrow had one end of the worm in his mouth, the Robin had the other end Chir- pic was pulling one way and the Robin was pulling the other way.

Both birds mado as much could noise as they possibly

mouth without opening their much. The worm didn't make any noise at all

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straight, pull

in the stomach, arch the back and put the head down. Then relax the back, letting it drop down, bringing the

head up.

peat four times.

Re-

4-Adrienne was warned

that faulty posture had developed surplus flesh on upper arms and middle. If she doesn't correct it she is in danger of acquiring a "dowager's hump." She should stretch her shoulders AGAINST her spine and hold them farther back.

STRAIGHT AND STILL

and --If. Adrienne does this, exercise re- gularly her posture will improve and it will slim the. top of her body. Clasp the heads behind the back, sit-; ting on the floor, then, with thumbs together, pull the shoulders back as far as "Now listen here, stupid"

possible and lift the hands. began Chirple. But he noticed I'll go and get you a present. Keep the body perfectly

frowning, so he began Then the robin flew, off. over again: "I'm sorry about all

straight and still. Repeat "I wonder what he's going to that happened. I hope

me," said Chirple. Ho several times.. you bring won't be angry with me any found out the next-minute, for

the robin came; flying back with | .

Juicy caterpillar.

now flew

"I knew you'd be sorry," said from the tree and stood on the Knart. "I think you ought to grass in front of Chirple again. apologise to him."

Puzzled Expression "Apologise," said Chirple with a puzzled expression. "How do you do that?"

say

Knart

more."

Chirple and Robin were arguing over the worm.

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Chirpio ate the caterpillar, Chirple was delighted. Chirpic said ho apologized...

was glad ho

7-Exercise

for "You call him back and you

good you're sorry. Then he

Robin 1 Glad

posture for all teen- that you're not angry, On seeing Knarf at the top of knows

Stand straight agers. and and, then he's not angry, either. robin the wall, both the

Tho robin felt very glod Chirpic Sparrow opened their It's the best thing to do after 4 hear Chirple say this.

against a door or wall, then mouths and cried out: "It's my quarrel.”

"Certainly: nat. We'll be "It's a wonderful Iden," he bond forwards, still keeping. "You're sure that's the thing friends," he said to Chirple. told Knasf, "specially if you your seat touching the wall. worm! I caught it first!"

"And just because we're friends like caterpillare!"

At that the worm fell on the ground The robin snatched it up and before Chirple Sparrow could do anything about it flew up into a tree with It.

Horrible Bird

"Horrible bird," said

Chirpio

to Knarf. "Did you see what he just did?”.

"He flow off with the worm," said Kharf.MANA YA

"He stole my dinner," anid Chirple, "Horrible old nasty

bird.

Knart shook his hand and frowned That's no way to talk about a robin, Chirple," he said “You shouldn't cat worms, any- Way You should

catlltuo food you're s

right, mic Chirpit, Fiúk, now and then 1'ilke a worm." It's like onlitig bread! All the time. Now and then you like bit of cake, He

to do?" said Chirpie,

Rupert and the Dog-roses-8

At length Rupert' gets a chines - you've been 17 she says in a quiet to speak. *"Pitase, would you tell voice. Së Now take my advice and hie"where" you" got those, yallow ⠀ never look for "another one l dog-f0908, ?" he says politelight. And, turning abruptly, she wałka just found onerand-Fahould lika, out, When Rupert - has completed sonsansora for my friend Margot.**)⠀ his purchases, he finds that she is The "zipsy looks at him-thought-il?arili in sighi and he gates after, her fully, in You don't know how lucky wondering what the, meanta pog

BIOHEN MAGUKYEDE

Another

Straighten up and repeat.» 8-Another exercise for good posture and general-toning-up. Lie down with knees up, tummy.

Rupert Adventure in and pill the pelvis to the Just arrived

RUPERT

and the

front. Stretch the arms by the sides, then place finger. tips on shoulders. Then straighten body, with centre: of spine touching the floor. Take thể hands from shoulders and, not letting arms or elbows leave the

GIANT'S CASTLE floor move the arms in a

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asmi-circle above the head until the hands meet, palm

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