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and if the H.P. instal-

tent on the television net not made by Friday next legal proceedings will be

taken agung you,”

THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1956.

ZANIES

Lan

"Stop drooling-fut chance there is of Dianas Dors falling in here?”

"What I particularly like about this situation

-I don't have to pay any income tax.......”

WILLIAM SMYLY DISCOVERS A SORTING HOUSE FOR

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Na crowded back street. If Queen's Road, near the busiest part of the thoroughfare. who burrets far enough can find a shop that is better known in

Amsterdam and

Sony ne

San Francisco than to people who go to the Hungkong cinemas and tea houses in the vicinity.

You will fac it buried behind socks sheria, under. pants and cotton trousers in Lực Yun Street East,

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To the Department of Com- merce and Industry 11

is jus ane her imps it and export fini 'The snost. that The

average

passerby sees of it is the end of

a crammed street in which the 16 KILESCO best besitation over a stall is taken by that stallholder and his neigh bours is a promise to buy up Rudy shirts menigh to glock i battleship.

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Bu fame people in the Culony the place has become au aciclin at et pous 10 theh Jarkets the tune, and there as the opiuto den whleti

Give

WOULD

NURSE

The shop the

ale bret

Ta e-

in serables

They Moderate prices

ANIMALS AND BIRDS

LIKE

YOU A BABY

as prope #hot boys w cynenaked to the many during the blitz

budding

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BEAR?

cal, cub bie myn with his paws,

foreandis

a fred s at mater's band, and then reture 1 Play bed agains until lights out

for his when he could wperie short nocturnal day.

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lean down with a fully spował regcption Jun Chest not lock 4

IN THE

Vist at almost daily tre derepave for much money will often Cowen the draŝu through ovOLE A Jaály modest purchase there

And not The

Kistl

who he was the 111041 stos allets, but the trempassionate

nd the gentle

Serious Cases

The must serious cases i know who hav Th rtured to keeping

a memkey Leuke en hits roof, and another nervous breakthron

..

Flying naisemaid to a baby

1

beter by day and companion ite madright wandering squirrel shop is a sorting for the

for birds and wild animis, a main station in their Transit from East and Went to the zoos, aviaries and pay ships of the work).

(dur importˆd 1300k pan, but hundrets. Mates and temale. 103 kept apar 11

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Your Memory

a Holiday

with the Seamaster Calendar

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The matr fetu, te in Anding a new mane 0 men with Cut Way lite that corresponded with the nocturnal habits of the 194

Wik map if you don't want anand ter the next weck Bel in like helmething tugs

You look up to did The long ANT STA { it adi monkey res hum but from hi But the ghiał bul malt hnd hoqian; not exal

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a soft sput

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ffered the slightedd

Possibility holt, and dabve to musie

child He wes in tact, as every

vergnised at one a live teddy beer

But bi diva dvaszilo g

Heferovite when navy.

thik. And he Rivas elk objectid ja diapers: Light with Teeth and claws, and

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master

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of contenting himselt

1stk haven't any crumbs, with anabat seems to kusow that tropical di two of which must

be worth round all thede own JAMI 11437%

visited weight in uranium--he the pet shop again one afternoon, and befor he knew what he was a had enbarked on his scend adventure by owning the

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The shop disposes of gibbons, omegutangs,

TACCOONS,

boy!>. all kinds of munkaya, and even sanall long-haired creatures like ferrets with round faces and big Docturnal eyes, As far as thre pet He knows, these animals have a makiki

Bird Colours

Then they all 392 burde gesk lorries from Java, Parake. 1. from Sagon, budgerig as from Amsterdam, miner; Bom india

Also the white cy": bangalet

and fali-talied Kiron, the black headed un Trou

Indio-Chin the straw-

Auch berry

the grey

Javo spariów ani The white, the smal skylark from China, and the lag Tichisin iurk. And you will probably find older varie- lies perrols and futcons the pintall | Non-pareil.

Bulk rders for birds come Tườm pet shops. In Europe, the United States und Britain. Special orders by zoos bring in Jürg animals like jeopards, or the small fierce Chinese wiśc

But not all are on speciul cut order. Ofien ons will come in and be soki to local customer, one of the unfortunate addiets wi work it to the shop with- but a

care in the world and

walk out ennying a bear.

katar

ago these

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William Hickey

| COLUMN

FOR PRETTY GIRLS- GIVE ME LONDON!

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London spelled cager-lo-help. There

ACK from the Riviera were no glazed indifferent eyes, no poker masks for faces, no and Deauville to a multi-carat sparklers. drizzly London — and what is my first impres. sion? That this is the place

and

Back among typists of

The

shop girls

of the City

Agures that

I saw

were a poem, There nink stoles slung over

were no min

for pretty girls, Uh-huh! Indolent bare shoulders In the

Bub Arst jet me give come credit to our foreign elsters. On into drainpipe trousers,

afternoon, no outsize hips forced

me Ah, yea, just give

Who's

the Continental beaches French and Italian women know how English specimen ku velux in the sun.

In Bach brillant-coloured short- and strapless tops they

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she lustel

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colourful. And. Indeed, MRS PANDIT OFFENDS Englishwomen

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summe CAN report that Mrs Vinya Lukubima Pall!. sister of benches, seem uncomfortable by contrast

Nehru, dowdy India's Prime Minkier mouries,

and herself High Counisaloner *conomis laetor, in Loudon, has upset the Irish,

How so? white pique sirap-

ludin less lep, as disteyed in Deau-

Caster vosta £12 1.

(rocks.

There

of care. A

Mrs Pandit

She pre- shows, Ambassador to Elic.

sented her letters of erta nge la President Scat O'Kelly 16 then But months ago. how much time has she spent in Dobilo?

In The Frects E ·w brick- cal

with

contra Un lenses. Viry gay, in the even-

as the Continentals were beautful ballet-length heavy

English nfl dress--the dine-up strupless culten rocka. Very well, then1, EgiN-

ut abusad

her draw rense, But i look na

Celovit look.

The

tem young

gaming tables

murm trem uf nature then hunnus children of expertise bars

chaemium-harshness

his age

never learni

Yet addicts will nas people with leider in arts Jemembe The shop continues to prosper, and And, a rudly supply of animal lovers to

astonishing nd possibly

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sav

of anuals, unrivalled variety which some crafik once upon a

ented “dumb.

You vint the pet shop on day you

never think they would

As a at tact a swe te kuking animal there never was. He would trinkile aleog at fel that. like a dig, land on two Rel

climb

that la lay.

waything

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Wire

make-up.

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The trish, eat her de vixit, 12-10- hur, And

men kines in the uple close

The lent have been toiting up the num- ber of days Mex Pandil has stayed

They add up to a farlight, if that

Conferent

the

a little Fire's diplomats Playing or ning seisitive about what they regard Aut saw the slight

I talked to Dr Moni Moulik, their of

an India House spokesman.

He said "is true that Mrs Pandit has not visited Eire

atel

Paris elth -

lazzli wcis But not a lace you evuld call lovely, not figur worth a whistle,

Back at Lace : Auport 1 had The girl who gir tonic

Baxen bunke

and a 1.10

often

PR

S she would have liteed, She is a

very busy woman. "She planned to visit Dublin

but her plans revently, upset by the Suez talks. I think the Irish are taking her absence a little too seriously.

were

Esta mi stendy blur eves, complexion that would be

"She was there in July after the mavy of Deauville.

Commonwealth Conference The air hostess in

in landon, She went with her thm weiforms had that fresh, brother She stayed four days."

keen English

expression

their

that

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LIFE without LIZ

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GOURLAY

By spare time artist Wildina.

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Mr. Wilding keeps a stiff upper lip on the returning to bachelor routine

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"What can I say about myself OVERHEARD the

"I suppose," he added with a glit of the

Wliding woman in the backless and Liz? black frock say, with was in the statement that was practicT

"Anything that could be sald humeur. "they've had lots of

surprise and

dis- issued when We decided to

This was the way by which « | appointment :--- baby gibbon recently found his "master". But lave s per- a more accutute descrip-

devised by watch. telling the exact time and day of accurately, automatically.

haps 100.

can forget

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Tears And Cries

er's milk.

all

Ar when n

master's meve is inace to leave the flat- cum-cffice

monkey- adapted house, there follows such tears

"But he doesn't bok-sad and forlorn."

separate.

saki,

three Ite

in-

conciles with the happy end-

1128. But they might."

REASON No. 4: Their terests outside films elushed.

Women's magazine stuff. Liz isn't a

a golf widow or anything like that. I doodle and draw a bit, but she doesn't mind. I'vo done one or two portraits of her, And our Siamese cats. I love drawing." (in the absence of Liz and cats he did a drawing of me on the back of the menu, which I reproduce above, I don't usually wear the Mephisto- pheles horns.)

hass

REASON No. 5: The marriago been affected by inancial problems.

"Happily, untrue. We're not in debt or being chased by the You don't have to pay bailiffs. me for the drawing.

"We've just struck

oil. Wo have a small share in a well in Calgary, Canada.

He scoffed al al The statement

reasons for

"Still it's not making us 4 among our f careful sepafation. Here they me with fortune yet. other

I'm afrak it only things: "Much

brings นค seven and a half thought has been given to the his comments: She obviously thought in her steps we are taking. It is being

dollars a day." womanly way thai Michael done so we can have an oppor disparity in their ages (he's 43, Wilding should-following Inst tunity

to work out our per- she's 24) began to tell. month's headlined separation zonal situation." from his beautiful wife Elizabeth Taylor.

☆

can't talk about

REASON No. 1 The targe

we

"I've always said I was a bit retarded. Quite a bit. So evened up."

REASON No. 2: 1is wife was the dominant, bossy purinor like too many American wives and

course,

know.

I'm

bill I said I would pay the end let him take me out when the well spouted

proft- ably.

upi

mor

who

Now each morning the animal

But there he was, just arrived wakes the man I swinging himself to an upside down sit-

on a brief visit to London for

about It said nothing

why ting position on the root of his well and reasonably happy.

his latest film “Zarak,” looking

separating. they

And

We left. The band was play- were cage to display his wet diapers,

ing "You Gotta Have Hourt," to- neither did tre as we sat Certainly better ard scis up a caterwauling of

and brighter gether in the night club where

That brings the strange, sad- than the last time I saw chirrups to demand a change,

him we went while the band played issued orders to him over the dish story of Wilding and Taylor After this

this operation-an: Just before his reparation-even Cole Porter's "Just One of Those home loudspeaker system. (Their

to date the couple the small day-the

black creature

etcature allowing for the fact that On Things."

hilltop Hollywood hoine has have separated after tour year with the map of woolly hair and that occasion he was suffering

still the other modern gadgets like door- of marriage though they bulging eyes hang around his from the jaundiced effects of a reasons, old man.

They're opening push buttons.)

In love with cach suy they are

сасп hangover, and so was 1.

"Nonsense, cid man. L'z isn't other, though they cr: still de ntirely personal.'

Which raised

question: the hosty type, ca. you the

voted to their two children Why Losue a statement at all? She's sweet. of

(Michael, three, and Christopher, Had to, in a way.

One of stil In love with her."

one), now being looked after bý and erics and pitiful clinging to But remember, he's an actor the

of being in the

nannies and relatives in Holly penalties the protector's ankle that only who's accustomed to simulating spotlight without saying any boen souring in Hollywood and still hope the story will have a

REASON No. 3: They quar- wood. they say. we'd

rolled because her career has great fumneas sees the good appearances,

His parting remark was: separtied master out of his own front And remember, he's an thing we'd have been hounded his has not.

Englishman to the extremo by al the columnists

happy ending.” * Another addict found 'bim-boundary of reticence, who

reomed simpler to let the self with a $6 flying squirrel anything is even more English studios' issue the statement." for which he bulli a $100 enge. after five years in Hollywood. "Must have been a difficult The result was an emply cage He would rather be beaten to thing to prepare that slate ali day, while the midnight death by a cricket bat then dis- squirrel curled up in the hutch play his innermost feelings. "Well, not really. The Holly- asleep. Then at 9,15 each even- Ife wild looking doep into his wood studios are very good at ing the squirrel would come ! glass of whisky and soda:- that kind of thing.

door,

JOHNNY HAZARD

*I'M SORRY, JESSI OVERESTIMATED MY MUSCULAR CONTROL-BUT WITH PRACTICE I'LL BE READY. FOR THE BIG RACE! I'LL BE STRONGER BY { THEN!

SURE, KITTY... YOU'LL LICK IT!}

ment,” I said.

ARD WHEN YOU DO THAT'S WHEN I'LL LOSE YOU!

"It's certainly true that Liz

This column isn't * dedicated, has been much more successful

like Aunt Agatha's, to consoling lately, But I'm proud of her, the lovelorn; but I hope so too,

I didn't remind him that they Not Jealous.

"My trouble has been that aren't making his kind of filme they haven't been making

in Hollywood any more, With kind of fims in Hollywood re- the romantic, happy ending. cently. The light romantic

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By Frank Robbins

BUT JESS IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A LOT TO LOSE IN THE BIG RACE SAAN

AND IT HAS, "THIS AIRCRAFT PLANT IS A MR. AXIOMI WE ]GOOD FRONT TO KEEP THE FEPS \CINCHED MILLIONS OFF MY TAIL,SOUP, BUT IT'S GOT | IN. CONTRACTS TO PAY OFF REAL BIG! LIKE THE WHEN WE TOOK

RACKETS PIDI

LAST YEAR'S TROPHY RACE

my

this situation

calls for

San Miguel