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Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN... by Walter

CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, 1956.

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NE of the first lessons a by-

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ginner learns is how to take

a finesse. One of the lait points learned by the expert ls bow to avoid taking a dnesse.

The expert doesn't throw fnesses out of the window. He is willing to rely on a finesse when he ean And nothing better. The sxsint is illustrated by hand played in an international match lasi January in London,

North mode a series of strong

basis without showing tremeti-

dous enthusiast

for ele major mili As a result, South

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pression he to bid no-trump was requested if he could supply part stopper in The enemy's suit.

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tavour fell, and he was able to cash FOST WENİ Noup."

dummy's jack of hearts. He next eighed three rounds of clubs. ending in his own hand. it happened, the As

clubs brake 3-3. Hence

could Charlie tvad a space to dummy's are in order to cash the last club his moth trick. If the clubs had not broken s favourably, or if the queen of hearts had not dropped, Solomon would have been in position to take spade finesse at the end.

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audience of Bay goodbye lo Mr Maso Janer Hanne The Monagasque Kanazawn. who

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by Beachcomber

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What fun! 1 plumed hat alles away into give you the feast: Invisible the orchestra pit. In the love advertisements coupled with la- audible wireless,

Oil

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duet I had to stand at least six feet away from her, instead of clesping as much as I could of her in my arms," "Twles round this waist is the mile," laughing. dy uulpped Commodore Snatcham of the Crimson Funnel Line.

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Company is studying a chart of the mextricably confused pipelines in the Clem of Chow- On the job dah's tenitory.

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and not want to go there. "I migh Getawch is helping himself to miss some other star's arrival," whatever he can lay hands on. sha sald with charming simpli- 'Our pipeline," said the chair- elly.

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YOUR BIRTHDAY ....... By STELLA

SATURDAY, AUGUST 11

DORN Unday, you are a person of

convictions, Your

Barons set frankly

ota 231 malkera which you feel deeply Kind and sympathelle, you hoven strong feeling for those who are less fortunate than yourself. Justice, you want to see all shares nruf chare alike, for equal labour.

Having a strong sense

Your childhood may have its restrictions, but your rugged Inclividuaisin and will to mucceed should put you on top of the isvap at a fairly early age. You have originality, the ability to develop your ideas and fine executive ability. You are destined

great things, providest that you develop your taten: talents ve their pumont

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Sho you are extremely fond of children, you will want large family of your own Your home etrele will

Kivat aftretton for you and you will make a dne homemaker and a understaneling parent You wonen are attractive and know how to wear clothes well You

are fond of personal adornment and enjoy the jewellery You

have a

a warm, nut-going nature and will make a splendid dust or hostess. Although plemure-loving, you know there is a time neid place for all things next never will

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Among those born on tois date are Robert Ingersoll, author and reformer, Andrew Carnegle, philanthropist, Carrie Jacobs It met, vor peser; and Gifford Pinchot, statesTION.

To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, selet your birthday star ant read the corresponding paragraph Let your birthday star be year dolly guide

SUNDAY, AUGUST 12

LEO (July 24-Aus. 23) Your headth is important, so take enre of and you will feel the arge to conquer the world Utilise nur raw energy".

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)-- Uutise this day for cultural and intellectunt pursuits. You should And that you progress

malce

LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)- Select the netivity that pleases will Bou you must and you pleasurable relaxatlon Let down tensions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Fob. 19) -This is the woefe-end for you to relax and let down tendons, Store up energy for the weeks to come.

In

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 21)- A social day. Meet will rela- excellent #ives or close friends. Join

EDITIE

activity community bring mutual pleasure.

ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr, 20)-- Your health is important. Take measures today to see that you keep in good shape at all times. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22)— TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21) -

day for travel. Might be Broaden your interests. Get ta good idea to get out into the out and meet new people. Enjoy country or to the bench for the

environment fresh week-end.

brighten up your outlook. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. GEMINI (May 22-June 221- 22) You may gain some de- Show loyalty and devotion to finite Inspiration from making those who are devoted to you. new cultural or intellectual con- Reciprocation at this time is a tacts today.

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South West

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Heart 2 Diamonda You, South, hold:

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What do you do?

A-Bid three otube. You will raise hearts at your next turn.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding in the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

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What do you do?

Anawer on Monday

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7. Mon in the Army.

(8)

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effect, plya muale.

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singer. (D).

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan

11

and

CANCER (June 23-July 33)— 201-The best day of the month Selcet some activity which is re-

full laxing as well as beneficial for you, pertraps, so take advantage of all its excellent your future prospects and enjoy aspects.

yoursit,

VOU have

considerable talent in

the

expressive

to

arts.

You will write and speak well in public. You also have flair for the dramatle and know how to present your point of view so that others adopt it with little or no opposition. You are rather obstinate when it comes to having your own way and you will 100 wangle It by book or crook. Sometimes you

a uttle involved in devious methods and you may find it more politie to be more frank and open with others.

You possess a full quota of self-confidence and, although your early fe may be complicated with problems of mere survival, the chances are that you will become rich before you reach middle age. If you do not, it will be entirely your own fault - you haven't cared enough about making money! For when you want sintthing hard enough, you

will

manage to get it! You are very adaptable and can mix with all types of people 1 varying unvironments. You have a romantic and emotionni mature and probably will have more than one love affair before you settle down to selecting your marriage partner. Don't let your tatious nature get you into a romance you later may regret,

Among those born on this date ore: George IV of England; Katharine Lee Bates and Robert Southey, pocte; Frank Swinnerton, critic; Mary Roberts Rinehart, authors; Cécil B. de Mille, producer; George Bellows, artist; Gene Raymond, actor: Pauline Frederick and Colleen Moore, actresses; Vincent Bendix, inventor; and Sophie Breslau, singer.

To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide.

MONDAY, AUGUST 13

LEO (July - 26-Auk. 23)— AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb, 18) A good day for employment and Procrastinalida le something property matters. You can be which must be avoided. Catch adventuresome with ideas holl up on your schedule. Delay ro win out in competition,

longer.

PINCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 21) VIRGO (Aur, 34-Sept. 28) The rewinds are greater them There is romance for you if you you had expected 11 only you are seeking it. The stars are will concentrate on noiria major emlling on your job, 160, just objective.

now.

ARIEN, (MAP, 11-ANT, 201— LIBRA (Bopt, 28-0cl 33)—–—– Get Take me of personal and cons et ani curly flirt, the morning on something importank, «- You Adential matters, Postporting de can be rather more, advcriture- cisions is not good business. some than "umani, tog

SCORPIO (Ost. 24-Nov. 23)- TAURUS (AM- 11-May 11)--- An opportunity, perhaps when Co-operation with your businond you least expect it, appens. OD, OF I your

partner should bring

A chance to the then ordinary success for

quaintance brings you

fortune

good bom of you, y

ov, zi-flee. Gu

MARIUS : (Nov,!

GEMINI (MAY 22AJHUG

"Gut all of your lilassaty diorgá

Wind up, mi old minitor arch done, this mourninang ada (oorly

got read for something now Mart

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afternoon

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