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This Funny World

BOM VARANES

"We never should have moved upstairs over your buss in the first place!"

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.BY. THE WAY

THE farmer

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by Beachcomber

inho was Aned attached to the farm the cow for having a piano aboard a makes a few clumsy steps 111 von leensed for agricultural tune to the music "This" he

"makes milking purposes only explained that the

White platio was taken every day to difficult, but is a very pleasant

night" and played the cow-stalls,

The pl agricultural the cows at milking thine, with committer says that this excellent resulta,

would be

at home bullet than

farm.

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whether

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a couple of cows as well as a recalcitrani small

orchestra. Cockiecarrol said: "We shall have farmers taking cows to the opera, fore we know where we are. In the present

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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, MAY 30,

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Shrewd Defence Downs Contract

By OSWALD JACOBY

TODAY'S hand; taken from a recent national tournament, will gladden the hearts of all players who like elegant defen- sive play. The key play was made by Charles. 3. Solomon of

| Philadelphia.

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West opencl

the three hearts, and Charise won with the nor of heels, in the East posl- tion He Lizen considered hla ehaneres of defealing the contract.

was clear that the hearts were hopeleRS. I was equally clear that West trad only small clobet for his raise in that mul. Had be held even the jack of clubs, West would have led that sult the thug venture into the unknown with a heart opening lead.

Dili nds and spades. were Charlie had a shrewd sus- picken about the diamonds, since

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went into this business and em- in possession. As 14 is, one cow ployed a clever craftsman

cow's

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should have been tethered tom. Some years ago, Foulenough

leaving the orchestra

the van.

to

broke plecolo while belag make these carly strawberries. milked, and the other lowed which he sold into the mouth of a trombune: provision merchants.

which tomer scared people on D neighbor bercles,

an unconventional duet

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Erick South played low. West and durmy The size of Yule logs are

won with the teri, who other delicacy prominently dis-

As you w]]] Soo see, this was no une for visits farms to treat cows played.

West to play "third band high." who ignore music reports thert

Declarer next led a club from

and East stepped up dunimy,

The ace. with

He returned a heart to West's king, and West properly led the queen of spades, This trapped South's jack dummy's king at one and the same time, giving the defenders three spade tricks. South was LOW D iwo at a contract seemed to be unbeatable.

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CHESS PROBLEM

By E. SALARDINI Black, 7 pieces.

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White, 11 pieces,

White to plan: mate in too.

Solusion

problem:

to yesterday's

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I Q-KS. anu: 2.

Q, R, KI (ch, or dis ch), or P (die ch)

and

that

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East

I Heart 2 Clubs 2 Djamonds Pasa

You, South, hold: AKA WAKQJ43 ◆KJ9 52 40

What do you do?

A-Bld three clubs. You ex- pect to bid 4 no-trump next in the hope of reaching A

grand stam if North has the right two ace? You will not setile for less than six hearts.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

AAK VAKJ143 ◆KJ9 52 MO

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

YOUR BIRTHDAY

By STELLA

WEDNESDAY, MAY 30

BORN today, you have a keen You are charming, diplomatic and

1956.

WOMANSENSE

This practical ensemble designed for the country, or the beach, is called "Zoo". The_fersoy Jumper is in orange and banana yellow; the woollen slacks are in a matching 'orange.

--Agence France-PressO.

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

Baked tomato stuffed with cooked sphach or kale makes dish. a tasty lunch

or supper Simply scoop out the Inside of a frm tomato and All it with hot seasoned greens. A dash of grated cheese on top adds flavour and colour.

and

review

of three cookery books written in three different styles

How To Improve Your

Culinary Art...

London, that you serve up will be your Hutchinson & Co, London A remiable as a novel of

COOKERY book as own, prompted by an Inspiring (12/0d).

text and not just something out new French of one of those ก book of

short coolery, books'."- stories...

That is how Clement Freund and Allan Philip introduce their translation of "L'Aventure est dans votre Cuisine" by Marie-Paul Pomaret and Helene Cingrin,

published Just London by Max Farrish under the title "Eo Boki in

your Kitchen" (15/-).

in

He will, however, do best first to visit his shops and procure A couple of dozen eggs, a prac tically inexhaustible supply of cream and a keen appoiste,

in

While there

translation

Hero ore 1,000 recipes for fish dishes, many of them **Speelalités de la Maison" Min those famous restaurants in bearing the London and Paris name of Prunter,

Nor are the dishes confined to those made with luxury species of fish. It deals also, ab áro no mistakes Madine Prunier homself says in

which

either her Foreword, "with those make the text. Incomprehensible (sh) that are so erroneously or "distat it, the translators

known as 'common"," might do well to remember, for

cookery the example, that in

Fronch word "parfum" usually the means · "Bavour"—not * #per

fume". always, iT English, limited to the sense of smell.

The extent to which translators' claim is justifled depends perhaps enthusiasm of the reader and would-be cook.

upon

This book contains mory Ideas which may will appear rather revolutionary to an Eng lish

cook-such

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serving

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Press

"I Armly believe," she adds, "that all fish ·øre equally good if they rench the table fresh, well cooked, fastefully served, and if my recipes persuade my renders to pak their fishmongers for cod, hake, sea bream, her- ring, skate, rock salmon, gurnand and the rest, I shall be well pleased.""

THE GASTRONOMER

Gastronomic adventures in cherry sauce with roast bare, Britain and on the continent of adding beaten

Madame Prunier stresses-that egg whites to Europa are the subject of Mr mashed potatoes or cooking Alles Victor MacClure's "Good Ap- the book "offers · scope in its stenk in

of a red-hot saucepan petite My Companion" variety of dishes for cooks without any fat at all,

Odhams (published by

all degrees of experience. For the beginner there are recipea Ltd., London--10/-).

of the utmost simplicity; for the The basis of this book is re- cordon bieu there is something miniscence--of

delicious more elaborate ; and the bigaë. riilettes in will find the original and un- steak at Dundee, Anjou, roast sudding pig in usunt. All are alike, however, the in being extremely good to eat." houillabaisse of Provence. But Majorca, sole Normande or

And to help the novice to the reader may also learn, if he will, how to produce for him- recognise his fish, Marthurin self mast of the delectable Meheut has drawn most of them dishes mentioned, along with "in the raw and some of them.

"treatment" as pro many another gastronomie treat after awaiting him in towns and pro- scribed by Madame Prunier.

to vinces from Glasgow

from Wick to Coruna, and Innsbruck, Rome and Istanbul.

Above all, this book is the

It

It deals a list of "musts" for the kitchen equipment which would probably be regarded as for nearer the maximum than the minimum by most British housewives,

can certainly leave reader in doubt about the

expense of housekeeping, Almost every

recipe orders, recommends, or styly urges the addition of cream.

and most demand at least three eggs.

AMUSING, WITTY

But it is amusing and some- times witty. It will certainly Inspire a more adventurous spirit in British kitchens if its To remove light coffee tea stalus from plastle dishes, readers follow its counsels. The soak in a

HID us that it mixture of baking transistors tell soda and water.

nation stop the Darker stalns designed to should be removed with one of slipping back into its culinary the commercial cleaners. Other

apathy, eleaners and bleaches cin damage the plastic

Their advice is: "Read it, go into your kitchen, and the meal

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Mr. Top Is In Trouble

→He Could Do Nothing Without A Bit of String-

By MAX TRELL

THIS is the story that Christo- pher Cricket told to his friends, Knart and Hanld, the shadows with the turned-about

"It happened yesterday," Christopher began, "yesterday afternoon while I was walking

down the street.

"Some children, had been playing near the corner but when I come up they were gone. No one was around at all. I was just about to warm back when i heard a little voice calling out: 'Cricket! Cricket! Please come here a moment."

Strange Little Man

"Who was it. Christopher?" asked Knart, "Did you say nor one was there?"

"Yes," zald Christopher, "No one was there-at least no one seemed to there. But when

be I looked very closely, I found strange little man in a red

against a fence.

cont

and

feet. He stood for an instant, lost his balance, shouted Help!- I'm falling! and toppled over ngala. Tops always topple," sald Christopher Cricket.

"Now, look here, Top,' I slić, 'I don't think I can make you stand unless you're spinning.'

*** gusa you're right about that sighed Top. Well, can you get me spinning?'.

"I can't without a string,' I told Top

5-16

One of the tile bays found.

Mr Top.

***Always a string, always a string, Top, said. Nothing seems to happen to me unless someone winds a string around my legs and gives me a throw. Why do I always have to have a string aid to Knarf and Hanid, "I saw "And just then," Christopher. "That's what makes you the children coming back 10 spin,' I explained to Top. look for the Top. They found him soon enough. Then one of hear that, He sold he did his around the Top's legs and gave "But the Top didn't like to the little boys wound a string

own spinning,

him a throw.

Ballet Dancer

;

"No one had to hold him up now," said Christopher, smiling as he thought about if *Top

"I'm a dancer," he said, "Once stood straight up, on the tip of get on my feet I start whiri- his toes, spinning so fast that

of human beings. Tons of travel and will aske friends side white pants lying on ing and spinning just like a' you couldn't tell his front from

head for careful detail. You are feetțul under all șitiations. You are bis sharp observer and can get, at motivation behind all over the globe. Although you

He boilet dances and no one ever his back or one side from an

was quite round and fat and his winds any strings around the other. All you could see: was the surface facts with a great dent are not use lo show your emotiong, kegs were so close together and legs of a ballet dancer, do they? lus red coat and his white of enre. You also understand human yola are warmly effectionate., Altras his toes wore so. pointed that

pants. All you could hear was: Tature and since you have a sense tive to thembers of the opposite sex, they seemed to be just one leg

No, I said. 'Ballet dancers his hum of joy to be dancing of Humour, you can poke fun at you probably will have many ad.

just spin foibles.

jand just ona too, s

by themselves but again,? - Food-naturedly mirern,

you're not a ballet dancer- you're a top. E

mankind's

but paintedly. You probably, wifi Among Livie bain but this date are: speak in publie Es fluently at you Charles Dillingham, producer: Come write and should select a career in die Otis Skinner, Mira Spencer Traik which you meet the publ

and Ludwig levisolin,, authors; Peter the Great of Riini

musician,

'It ja likely that you wodia do well, shiger: Benny Goodman, As a reporter, a lawyer or promos and Countee Cullen, poet, 11ohai executive. You can consider, things in the lung view as well as To find what the state, liave « in sceing them in the most ininute de store for you tomorrow, select your tail. You like to analyse, clamity birthday star and read the and then deduct from your faola the porking partrapi, bet your" ülrük- trasie truth at the mafter,

day alar be your daily guide. THURSDAY, MAY 31.

QRAINI (MAY 22-June

سرا

carret

SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 12)--

The morning hours are the best, det This can prove in active day, but In your beri lieks, frent Sit back, there are cross-currents which can after lunchtime and relax tensions, frustrate your. best intentionst

23)---

CANCER (June 22-Juty. Day-dreams are fine If you do not let them brconie delusional Keep at feast one foot on the ground..

CAPRICORN (Dec, 21-Jan. 20) let your imagination run riot-just long as you posibona action on the new plan, andi interessante d AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Fæð. 193

LEO (July 14 - Aur pl~ For you, it is best not 10

De wire in all your decisions and act anticipate. He practical and keep carefully for haste can make con both feet, solidly on the groundi -.. miderable, waste today 1;

PIACES

"""Oh; _dear," "I said to this strange little man, you've fallen over, haven't you?

"My name is Mr Top, said the tile man, 'I was doing a dance for the children who live In the house at the corner of the street. It was quité a žilet danco-more like a spin than anything.

kept up for quite a while. but finally started wob-

· bling. I tried my best to keep from falling. But it was Im- possibia.Over I went, right against this fence,

Top Toppled

VIRGO (Aug. R4-NODO. :19)-. You should, foliów your intuitiorar amall favour, if you would.

***ľ'à -like you to do me

salda

You may have %, fine-Inspiration this carefully today, Guara-sɣalmet takija morning Mull it over for a while, viska pod, all is well wipers Make pime for putting it in action, -- ARIES (MU, ZRAST 10 would you want me to do?qluk

wall beantraght?" Mr Top answered: "Just help LIBRA CHOP /*24-01429) Personal adap There can be more confusion today during the morning hours, but be on me to my født: again Neonat unless you approach everything in at your, mord "again upwet afler zeem to get myself - up

Jurserytime.

•highly practies), fashions MONACOUNT

I've botni puiting: a) hit SELITAURUS À CADEAU 21-May Kiyi|||'ingyaol SCORPIO (Oet)

10- De pirates, agreeable and, don't, toa: fal If you make unert und wise dece, witalavay, the surovocatiofamatiantos alorise them all je, wall. Dat be very:ES

"T"Halped. Top

24-Nov

[aura of the facts before, you, start!!

Yes' sighed the Top again,

That was a wonderful ad- venture," Hanid sold to Christo-

I suppose that does make a df pher Cricket, "I wish we could

talk to a top ference'

Rupert and the Winter Woolly-16

· Rupert" explains how he found la a knock at the door and Rupaitį, the, cierpillar and the huge leef 'V sees' Willis standing thats holding"? after the great, wind hadă, passed as another giant - Iwalay (7,1, lound this, KAWAN KATE Mra: Baar after zaha- "after you left: vor 27 trgh, the little has geprar her curprimenit: mouse: anda – looks r theen - ken dartanly, je alivey. The poor thing shiram, mbenitol bit hou J:wonderful

• ftilat be (rocesi, let's take it into yć woullier, and they?

warmer room.fề wn then, these ka about on, 1

La

THE SOCIAL SIDE If anyone, having chosen his menu and prepared his meal' after the advice of these three journal of a self-confessed experta should need help with gourmand who makes no the social side of his enter excuse ΩΡ apology for his foining, he will probably find licing for and "interest in good in "Short Cut to Edquette" food.

(pubilshed by World's Work Lid, Surrey 7700).

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