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THE WAY.
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How
a conference summoned by Captain Foulenough is wont to
greet Sed Hogwarchi yesterday, it
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Nights
Foulenough's dream
IN site
Terrion MPY
Mexican
of home
the spring with
tay smule It is the season when a livelien idless is on the bowlers of bailifts, and when those creditors who are always ureased by their debtors of "thinking of nothing but money." are more early persuaded that perhaps patience will pay. "Thusk," said Foulenough 40 creditor of his cwn. "BROW long ↓ hod to wait for the loan, how patiently I repeated my plen walt, surely you can “ And the captain's step is buoyant us he atrades Though Mayfair. confident that since there is no shortage of drink, he is entitled to his sture of it His hat is at that rakish angle which Reems
could
10 shout. "Money-grubbers. bew
The Round Pond tunnel
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bold
7. The sponking ond of everything
temporal. (4)
V. Anzugi oni must be reckoned
on. (D)
11. An answeg to a reply. (9)
13. Cat is often pui, kulacsutir.
in relation to the pigeona. (5)
15. This makes an inn, with the
horn (3)
14. Hide with this for a game. (4)
1. This in a bit of an upset, to put
I mildly, 151
41. Anything out of this is behind
kho tirnos. (3)
22. Modera buildings 100 often
teem to be. (4-55
2. Cultivate, (4)
21. This Aczom is audit. (4)
25. Hep return with
involved inside, (9)
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the
Speed
1. They take part, as all goifera know, 20 the wearing a tho STORE. (4)
3. Are is one messure of 15. (4)
1. By moonlight it's world famous.
(5, 3)
4. It often consigned to pain.
(4)
* Theme keep the ilqua 12. (6)
d. Loud one is often called a
phooker. (30
5. Card game sotiada lize part of
Tallway ayatom. (3)
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12. Ex slide 7 Children often do
this, (5, 2)
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troubled, 10)
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titch produces many
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architeel
sad yesterday that a bridge over the Round Pond would cost tess than tunnel under it, and would interfere less
with the toy yachts. especially if I was bunt in such a way that there would be ample clearance for even the intent toy boat. Esut this is a minority opinion. The majority opinion was, perhaps, Dest
by expressed
Colonel Cleaver 21 an luterview with the Brondlehurst Argus and Ite- corder The colonel said, "What the devil is the use of a bridge [1 a tunnel in, such a place?"
CHESS PROBLEM
By 8. ZLATIC Black, 2 pieces
White, 5 pieces, White to play: mate in two,
Solution to yesterday's problem:
1, K-R2, threat - (ch). R-Q3; 2, R-Q1 (ch); Q-Q3; 2. AxP; 1
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1
P-16; 2, R-K3,
THE
⚫JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Dangerous Foe Kept From Lead
By OSWALD JACOBY
TODAY'S band is an exercise
In keeping the dangerous opponent out of the lead. You must develop three diamond tricks without allowing West to gain the lend. since West would caslly defeat you with the long spades.
4
How do you go about it with only two entrica to the dummy? Try to work it out for yourself,
and then compare
the solution
Ernest Pawle,
The hand.
of
notes with Commander who constructed
Bant discards a heart on the first trick, and you win with
the ove of spades, Your next step is to lead the nee of dia monds, East cleverly throws nvay the king of diamonds walling for a chance to get rid of the jack of diamonds also. Then West would be able to win the third round of diamonds with the ten.
You must foll this little plot by entering dummy with
NORTH
4875
❤QDA
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15
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4J970
4A53
WEBT
RAST
KQJ1092
10
1082 Q102
SOUTH (D)
A043
YAK?
• AQS
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North-South vul.
North Pang
Exi
Poss
Double Pass 2 N.T. Pass Рдля Pasa
2 a 3 N.T.
Poss
Paza
South West
Opening lead— K
The
1
queen of hearts and lending diamond from the dummy. East plays the Jack of diamonds, but you refuse to win the trick.
East returns a club, and you win with the king. Now you eash the queen of diamonds to get it out of the way, and you can get to dummy with the ace of clubs to cash the last mond. Thus you make sure of nine tricks.
dio-
The important, but strange play. is the lending out of the ace of diamonds et the second | trick. You can't make the hand
by leading the
first diamond from the dummy. East would play the juck, nad you'd have to nesse the queen. Then you'd atll need two entries to dum my-one to make sure of letting East win a trick with the king of diamonds, and the other to cash the last diamond.
♥+CARD Serse♣♦|
Q-With both sides vulnerable.
the bidding has been:
North East
I Heart 2 Clubs
You, South, hold;
Bouth
West
AQ73 WIE SARGJ13 MA2
What do you do?
A-Bid three ne-trump. You can run seven tricks na soort ka you get in, and game at no-frump should be exaler then at dis- monds.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
ART3 ♥Q2 +ARQ373 MAI
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA
TUESDAY, MAY 15
today. You BOILN
have one of written and spoken word. You also thase outgoing personalities have dreimatlá talent. Yau will do whileh murrounds all thone with your best work in one at the
Your creative arte. You whom you come in contact.
have what ap- BTC diplomatic, magetic and have pears to be a rather quiet and calm a pleasing personality. Your lies of teraperament. But actually. under- home and family are very strong neath, them are emotional fires and you will be happiest if you who are just waiting for a chance always are surrounded by those you to burst out!
CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MAY 15, 1956.
THE
WOMANSENSE
NTINENTAL TOUCH THE FASHION WORLD
wall
Scooped neckline and full, two-tiered skirt give this sleeveless cotton frock a Continental look. Patterned with a tiny ship design, it is wor under a waistlength bolero with cap sleeves.
FOR THE HOLIDAY GIRL
JAP
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Consider the income of your reort when suggetting agiertament Do not overdrevs Just Because it is holiday,
Prepare for sunshine, cold or showers and do eat grumble ( Hoe wer
let you down.
De not nag-seven if the old man foods like napping or the children
sheating.
AND HER ESCORT
Tell her she looks wonderful and start the boliday right,
just for ones cums out from behind that newspaper and try a lette
convention.
Even 19 the total cost of the holiday appels you, de not tell her 1961
The following week.
London Exyraza Serplos.
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NEEDS A REALIST
By JILL CAREY
AVER notice the sort of veblele, public or private, we're nboard while
EVER notice sort of likely to climb
photographers pick for their wearing them.
Conclusion: You can wear 'em Graceful old gar- and we will be the "H" for Or hope that Dior's
models?
dens, stately mansions, ex- next clusive and
apparently Headless.
May
be permitted just one unpeopled backwaters of heart-cry to the fashion world big cities.
in general? It's this: Picose, please try to be a bit more realistic.
Footnote: My plon for less exotle backgrounds for fashion or models is likely to rouse the
Ever see a pleture of a model hurrying along a busy street during rush hour, strap-hanging aboard a crowded bus
homeslty getting into a motor Royal Navy. As setting for a
eost less thon car wilch couple of thousand pounds?
Nor have 1.
a recent show of dresses, under- wear and swimsuits, a hangår of the aircraft carrier Ark Royal was used. Who ever called it the silent service?.
The kind explanation is, of course, that it would be difficult if not impossible to take a truly striking fashion shot under
OFF THE STRAIGHT such conditions.
with Porsibly
that Having trouble due to a surfelt of
chive hemline,
home you |"high-fashion" shows of late,
dres-makers? Well, don't worry. I'm driven to the conclusion that
You're in the vanguard of the true explanation is prob-
fashion. From Rome come the such shots ably that
just couldn't
first hints that hemlines are to be taken because In
be uneven. everyday conditions too many of the models would look absolute- ly absurd.
OUT OF PLACE
On evening dresses hemlines lift m frone to reveal elegant ankles in elegant shoes, But, remember, the word la elegant,
My suspicion was in a measure
The new line is an added confirmed during a recent stroll blessing to those who just can't through London's plushy May- ayold puckering of hem fair
The more the pucker That day was the first of stitches.
If this deli- exclusive Bond Street's Fashion now, the better. Week, and to mark the occasion
berate mistake 18 handled models had swarmed out of their correctly you can achieve the nearby scented salons to parade new, slightly ballooned effect. Shortly to be seen are the In procession through the streets,
dresses which the
London Tricked
the latest Model House Group will send sheath silm dresses and to Moscow next month. costumes and
flouncy ballet-
And here's an interesting length creations, they looked-
Doini. Up-to-the minute styles against an everyday background are taking second place to
s out of place as a meringue everyday wearability. Walgt on a breakfast table....and lines have been shifted back to about as appetising.
where nature meant them to be, bodices
In up
We
рост sidewalk gawkers got
a real eyeful of the up ended fruit-dishes we're being adjured to wear slap on the front of our sleek and shiny colf- fures these days.
And for the first time we had a chance to Fize them up against the sort of
Imagination Adds Glamour To Food
OUR
UR singing Chef stood by the test-kitchen table looking down at some link sausages, a tin of sweet potatoes, a few mushrooms and 4 slices of bacon.
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
cinna-
of
1⁄4 c. sugar and 1⁄4 tsp. mon.
Top with big spoonfuls
baking until drop
powder blocult
2 Place on the sweet potatoes.
Continue to slow-grill
drained sweet potatoes and cored apples sliced " thick. potatoes with melted margarine bacon crisp.
Brush both apples and sweet all foods are browned and the
on
sausages,
or oil. Dust the apples with Alternate sweet potato and "Not very gluunorous-looking." sugar, the sweet potatoes with apple slices on a platter.
tho Garnish with he remarked. "But adding two salt.
heat mushrooms and parsley. apples will help.
Slow-rill 4" from Just becous
DINNER you're working with everyday until all foods
Tomato Soup Crackers High Style Sausage- "Vegetable Grill Tossed Green Salad Blueberry Upside-Down Pudding
one
foods la no reason why you can't use Inventiveness and turn
out other.
a fine-looking_meal,"
alde; turn
the dre brown
to brown the
Brush the Lurned apples and He went to work. Неге is sweet potatoes with melted the result,
margarine or oil; dust respec- tively with sugar and salt.
Brush i few fresh or linned mushroom
melted caps with margarine or oil; dust with salt
High Style Sausage-Vegetable Grill: Cu apart 11⁄2 Ibs. link sausages.
Scain with boiling water to and pepper, remove excess fat; drain.
Place on an oiled broiler to- gether with 1 (No. 2) tin sliced
BOYS'
Place on the broiler, Scald 4 holved slices
Coffee Tea Milk
All Measurements Are Laval Recipes Proportioned to Serve to a Blueberry Upside-Down Pud-
ding: Rub an 8" square pan with butter or margarine, In it put the contents 1 (No. 2) in blueberries-in-syrup mixed with
batter.
Bake 25 min. in a hot oven, 408. F.
Serve hot with cream or the lemon- butter sauce already given in this column.
Drop Baking Powder Biscuit Batter: List biscuit mix; or gift together 2 c. already-sifted en riched flour, 4 tsp. baking powder, 1 tsp. sugar and 1⁄2 tsp. sali.
chop With a pastry blender In 4 tbsp. shortening until the mixture resembles cornflakes.
Mix in 1 c. milk. Use 19 directed.
TRICK OF THE CHEF Add a little cinnamon bacon
seasoning sweet potatoes.
with bolling water and drain.
AND
GIRLS'
Mrs. Bee's Always Busy
-She Convinces Willy It's Better To Work Than Be Stung- By MAX TRELL people. Nobody does any work. Why is everybody resting s0 HANID, the shadow-girl with much?"
MAGAZINE
when the bee took three big Jars out of the shopping basket, handed her one of them and said: "Here, my fine girl, go All up this jar with pollen."
"Polient" said Hand J a donbitul voice.
"Just walk up and down and the turned-about name, was
Resting Up
whenever you see a flower, walking down the garden path
the jar. The when she heard
Willy started to say that he shake it into someone whistling
was resting up for the work that dusty stuff that fails into the jar The whistle sound he expected to do tomorrow, but is pollen.
It's what honey is ed familiar. She had heard it
the bee interrupted him sharply: made of. Get busy!" somewhere before.
AL that moment, she spice you're just plain lazy. I'm "I've heard enough of this.
The Third Jar her friend, Willy Toad. He was lying under daisy with his going to make you work here legs stretched out before him,
and now!" looking very lazy and
Willy tried to hop off. com-
"If you
TC fortable.
feel like getting stung, warned the bee as she "Yoo-yool" he whistled buzzed down at Wills
And so, for the next three or "Just four hours Haid and Willy "Come on over and rest your- Clicton Fadiman, noted self. You look tired," he added. try to get away from here.... went dashing and hopping up
just try
love. It is likely that an early Bince you have the gift for mak- marriage will be best for you, since ma money, without appearing to try then you will have your saơn Tumiy too hard for it, the chances are that group growing up around you as you will become quite wealthy dur- you approacht sticċess in your chosen,ing your jlfetime. career.
'Among those, born on this dole You are original and inventive, in are: your ideas and are not one to follow Joseph Cotten. Ector; Constance the lend of others. You enjoy lead- Cummings, actress: Thomas Lak ing and refuse to follow. In fact, Harris, spiritunitat; W11pm
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You can become quite irritable... Ramey and Levi Lincoln, atalçament even intolerant-ld your directions Edwin
Alderman, educator!
are not pheyed to le letter, You Arthur Schnitzler, playwright, and hate a pift for being persunešva, W. P. Fleming, astronomer. however, and an a rule, others do al To and what the stars have
WEDNESDAY, MAY 16
24-Nov.
After giving Hanld o far, the bec mada Willy take one, too, The third far the bee kept for herself.
when
"Ah, how do you do, Mrs. Bes,” said Willy.
are moulded and the skirts are the sort which can be worn by two-legged women who like to walk.
لله
Now, what's so special about
Soviet
sisters? Bay our clothes and accounts, they're realisis about will want to see and buy only those they can wear without being the year's |big. joke with.. the local
collective.
Somewhere in there is a {moral.
CHIC DANCE
FROCK IN
COTTON
Couture Ocon OF'N' YA "Desse Institute AUCY ALDEN To Cotton goes out enjoy sweet spring nights and looks Gothe does a
jor and trying their best of full it up with pollen crisp and chic. drem, a Hiting in short, strapless
and down the garden, shaking - Just Laxy.
Willy gave up trying at once, every blossom they found over
didn't Oven complain the open "I'm not a bit tired," said Hand Hanid, sitting herself down be- Dido Wuly. "And I bet you're
tired either,"
In
not
GAPRICORN ' (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)—–
"I'm
tired," said Willy. always "You're Just lazy," said Hanid. Just then there was a buzzing nolsg overhead. Hanid looked up in sturm.
making each word the you may without too much opposi- store for you tomorrow, select your
$100. lettera p
bethday star and read the corrGRA each of the
You are fond ot everything ponding porographs. Let your birth- gminki wynares may be used one beautiful. You have a kit for the day star be your dajy quldo, only. Each word must contain the large latter in the centre DETEKTS, KDE there must be at MARE ONG piss-letter word in the
TAURUS (Apr. 11-May 213- SCORPIO (Det.
It's just that busy hee," gold No piamis, no foreign words;
TODAYR
Impulses no proper nafnes,
unreliable today. If there are details to be taken care Willy, "Pay no attention to her. especially 26 words, "pood; 31
in the carly morning of on the job, don's ilk them. 14 words.
ho, o be extra careful fum now, BAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dee She gets me nervous buzzing up Word, Ders good
Bolution tomorrow.
GEMENT azvetlení.
(May MATULO
Artistic
She does day. matters today take pre- and down all Be the Bescemaker in any argument redetice over more practical, things. nothing but work,
evening Have a little funt
how do you
Mrs YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION: Aegle which might arise. agen optie, agio apontas aponteed hairy kre the best for your activities,
suddenly CANCER along
(Juns
Willy... Bald, 2-July alta algold · align aligned
This is one of your best day the changing the tone in the voice, ALONGSIDX angel
angled angie
Don't let imagined hurt foallags month. Be sure to advance Your limit your activities today for you interests accordingly,
He jumped to his foot and dangle dealing deign design diagnoss dimple doing doting dowage dosing can make it a productive period.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 11-Feb. 19)= | Lippod. His hat. The bee alighted LEO (July
alm 11 you mon amart, you will organism wasing pain pained pale panoia sao?
on a potal of the dalar); She follow your wore carefully and, gain profita gelid, gental Reason is the best rule to panied gasoline geld
word dark minglaaste - dedi kiyor plenold glide road goat goale cold are unreliable at the time.
| carrying a shopping basket.
• golden gone ingle lading leading
2. A good day for partnerañiza," either, "How do you do, waly ed ing Ungo Be sensible rather than attempting burtieme or marital. You could com- *lessing, legion tools Long longed to be rational today and you will hing bumang with plasur Yonid Willy, rig
ton the boo, #gilli"
resting, tooding todas But losing, ogle, ogled i saga" kipo","sang i make better program
algani Moned LINEA ((Best), M-Ort
The more hours endi for onrefulThen the bee noticed Resid Preteen pinggang designs, mangle mingled | pörbegu ymi can be helpful to those routine, and then a introduce somer and mid: “You look na lang an
diag may manday boy log whereas Meme, Kortugiate them yourself. Try it thing new and interesting into your
that toad. I never zaw, ruch
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pild glad plade gland plean plan for you will find that your impulses from your mentfernenter.
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Willd asks the newcomer what laughw? “I knew thay lack From ls his idea, and Podgy smiled. came again, last night. Let's see.
Ad] cume-round the chill on “how good a slide we can make,” my way I looked down at the! Podgy, leads the way, finda that lake,'”, ha saya??! It was frosentha ser la thick, and, strong, and hard, Juss right for: Gagal Why,, soon, sier many tumbles, they of course, afought, to have complete, u, "long, straight; and a thought 15 of this 19%, Rugeit wary shiny sides
CALL RIGHTS RAKKAY£2.
The bee did the same. She flew up and down and across the garden a thousand times, shak-dance number for which he ing the blossoms with her legs Les red printed while pique, White chalk part and pretty. shouting continuously:
Work!. Don't stop! beads are embroidered on, the pfinted bands, and, for the, final Don't drop, Faster!. Faster!"
touch, red velvet is used for tho cummerbund...
and
"Work!
slow, hard work. It was Finally, the three jars were filled.
"Give them here, pleaso Thank you. Goodby!" And she had stuffed them back in the shopping basket and was gone.
"Whew!'" said Willy; nopping down under the dalay again That was the hardest day's work I've ever donel":
"I never knew makin
honey was so hard,” seld. both of
They
the
them, rest ing under the dálgy....... But on other. alde of the garden
Household Hints
A paste made of equal parts of Bour, vinegar; and sait can be used to clean 'copper.
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For a surprise flavour, float. Jemnon slices on top of bowls of hot tomato or lentil soup.
Never throw water on burn wall they heard the bee, darlinging grower Water only: and fourning about again, from
the free Douse
flower to flowery with thres liberal smqune DI MARY OF DRacing more, empty jare to Allah wodaw
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