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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, ́ ́ 1956.

NATHANIEL GUBBINS

O duzzling and con- joke when Sir and vedka landed of London they arrived at w.adow one morning, e Portemouth.

fusting was the news Edens looks out of his bedroom Airport before

Or

that there were times. Desing Street full of bears, Although it is obvious that when I wasn't quite sure if eagics, fighting evcks, elephants, they funny uncles, despite their

docides to and dragons,

he has merry antics, must Butganin

live in going WAM

if been working too hard, blasts perpetual anticipation of being marry Grace Kelly

bumped off by millions who Fatty Farouk had become te tears, and resius.

don't think them very funny, the P.L.W. seid she wa un- able to understand why if they need more food because they Boel wade, it always has to be their native delicacy, cavlore.

British

Chancellor of the Exchequer Caviare for courage post office into Rumbling

and turned every

hell.

the Plucky

She said by the same reason-

There were also this when ! MY life partner,

Intlle Woman, managed ting Brith statesmen who felt

keep her Fexralment.

wondered if Fally had one to the wedding, despite warning

becau of couldn't waist a free herbet tr bremise he couldn't res]-1 Gryn

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We all know Pats 1 1 drinking stilet and he king at pretty

course,

averplion

boud throughout the

Anxon The pictures of The Wedding and the funny mcles -,「1།,་ found a now features

"A Psychiat- dualism calle~! it's Notebook,"

As we are always fascinateri girls Elmakat." vil by psychiatrists because being

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they

a bit nervy would never go any where abroad without on air- croft full of Yorkshire pudding.

Hot HD

Guided missile

bask

the hables in the

fail to next some obreure K PLW

DEADING from the papers the RE

stle that the recurity. ent team for normal behaviour we ment), and speel tha

We were

net nly reached exelling week would be pounded read it engerly.

ingaboles along the rate taken on by Fats dashing into the disapainted.

uncles, but Allen This mind

sts by the funny docter has bag and carrying off the evvered that people with hearty clocked bite like young 17 chavar appetites eat too rich because prains

they are unhappy and feel But I was glad to spalat

safe.

To quite "I remember patient who could only face the pulzy bus my paxiety of going out of doors if at the thre but she had literally stuffed herself what are yu baña a before with for "

that

The funtry Itusan unte, fun bed up to a repotutraw, 11

The raft

be all right

Rp and bites von had

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said I had no idea why they had searched the manholes. Is they thought that fomebody had been piting Micha of geligte under the road,

There was also the possibility thut frustrated Heilich hous- wife, longang 1- kiss the uncles. might be shot up by a secret this might sping to fly over the heads of End within enemous the police and

Fat, cuddling di-tanter,

T Avent

haze stomach of Riving

PI. Wald

The for belonging

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All I Restule of ben ung puilur

The P.L.W. a-ked: “But what pram

could a intle baby in a has

I said a 1ẹ baby in a pron.

or anywhere else, could do a lot,

hd wally left the pulserinly When my

Fats When he wa Busdan betes an goodwill E won't be long bese Kag of Egypt he was terrifd

* ctefu Event was

feels to cut in case somebody shot

That was why he nie British tables were already tired obliged to seirl Sir Anthony Jui

with of being unbraced by Malenkov Eden on eagle The Sir Anthony dimmers lasting for hours

want table and they night

their will feel obliged to send Peatmed guards and the dent Eisenhower a la

ewn vxperienes of bobles they could throw knives,

spcons, first forks,

Cups, ALICEIN, It was so why he at

Javitatis fo The lungs and lumps of coat with refused the Wedding and then accepted. I devdly accuracy. I remembered

himself

to that a baby had once hit me in was bully stuffing

wel crust at ย find exaurage to make the jour- the eye with a

distence of ten yards. my.

The PLW

Altes that France will reixi a tighting eak to ith and more Bugles will be sent all over the

and Wed place by Eest

tier mity.

that if the thing at, out of hand at ad at all sure that internation relations will be if Nehru improved, particule als starts Riing elephants everybody and the Chuwe aand dragons.

Fr

at night when his tum was al-

it bursting point.

said the psychia-

✩

trist's theory might al account The P.L.W. said: "But the

for the fret that Rusanna CULTY

frightened of

uncles euch ke never travel anywhere withat being hit in the eye with a wet crates of caviare,

caviars trust?""

All aircraft full

ta funny uncles The funny uncle will get the followed the

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STALIN

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CHAPTER TWO IN A NEW APPRAISAL

OF THE MAN WHOSE LEGEND STILL

DOMINATES A NATION'S DESTINIES

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He Swept The 1930's Right To

It is difficult to see into the

Unill mon at this time.

1920

he is content to have power, to

The Verge

Of '1948'

eliminate opposition. He does Kirov was

assassinated

In

not know what to do with his Leningrad. This sparked off a

power.

new terror, and the famous "rials" of the middle thirties.

He survived, though inter- History, which had already minoble doctrinal disputes and been tampered with, began to squabbles, through be rewritten wholesale. All

the crises cbrand and reaction al writers began writing like Stalin. People began speaking like

Stalin.

E receive our called "Animal Farm," Gcorga In 1939 Stan was the rod and personal

sun from Orwell Inscribed the motto of king, the divine monarch,

Little Father of the Russian home, Stalin. We re- the

conquered the pigs who

"All animals are equal, peoples. His fame way as limit. ceive

As each group of opposition Our form:

but some

are more equal than less as his power.

wars deleniod there was less prosperous life from Stalin

others."

crror the net grew At the end of January 1824 room for Ideas; good life

Stalin spoke over Lenin's Ugher. tundrus filled

Stalin, by 1939, was the most corpee. He meanted:-- snowstorms We equal animal of them all.

the ... Even

the in with

With Stalin the Wise."

vi

This would upset the uncles' nerves. According to the pry- chiatrist a feeling of insecurity would inercuse their appetites.

"In leaving us Comrade Lenin They would send for another muude together with him, Animals are born. It takes 15 ordained us to hold high and ercraft full of oaviure. They With the Son of Lenin, years to malce a god. In 1924 keep

great title of pure the might ext thomgives to death. ff to wc

Stalin was still almost unknown, member of the Party. We vow poisoning them.

Stalin was the bureaucrat, the thee, Comrade Lenin, that we Tide to form a "Song about the dull Georgian who could be shall honourably fulfil this thy

commandment." I said: "A wet crust tarried 1839. Stalin ikked it. Thousanda satisfied with the apparatus of

the the Party machine while the Hery was the beginning of the by an infant in a pram could of miles away, in Mexico,

the speeches and now the others made by the pork that started the deceated Trotsky said of

religion, spoken in the doggerel: it is like the grunting the theories third world war."

and the plans of rough accents of the mari who of a pig. In England, in a book campaign.

had been taught by the monks of Tiflis Theological Seminary. Stalt made Lenin a gold before he had buried him.

The P.L.W. said: "And what then?"

(WORLD COPYRIGHT)

HAM

Return Sun" It was written

AND

EGGS

WITH UNCLE HO

P

From Russell Spurr

Hanoi. RESIDENT Ho Chi- minh invited me to a six o'clock ham and egg breakfast to warn that war may break out again in Indo-China.

He accused the Govern- ment, of his bachelor neigh- bour to the south, Premier Ngo Dlen-diem, of trying to serup the armistice that the stopped the war with French two years ago.

This armistico divided Indo-China into. Ngo's no» · minally democratic South Vietnam and Red North Vietnam run by President Ho.

Even before we met for break- 25.00 fast, President Ho-Uncle Ho to 8.50 his friends--had been in confer- 25.00 Lenco with his military 35.00 political advisors,

Their

What drove en this Georgian prosant? The steel in him was not enough; the thirst for power was unquenchable,

BUL famine

Andred Zhdanov became Gov- of Leningrad and swept tens of thousands of people off to Siberia. Political prisoners began doing hard labour. Men began accusing themselves of crimes they had not committed.

Defendants families appeared In witnets-boxes as hostages #c and the defendenis yet more abjectly exaggerated their guilt.

tinexterod country and Stalin panicked; he panicked Into a record revolu- tion, which took away the land

Four months later Lenin's will was read before the Central Committee of the Party. Its postscript said: "Stalin is too rude, and this fault....becomes from

By GEORGE

GALE ·

the peasants, forced the

The generals tried to stop the terror, which sproad but and out like ripples across a pool. There was a plot. But it falled, inevitably betrayed.

Slowly the frenzy died away. Its last gesture, the inst· ripple, smashed out Trotsky's brains in Mexico in 1940.

By then the war was begin-

By then the might of Rusia was something to be reckoned with.

The revolution was dead, but

Was

unbearable in the office of peasants into collective fanns, dying it had given birth to a new General Secretary. Therefore I industrialised the natlen, and both midwife and father.

propose to the comrades to find erected

the most moncuthic

a way to remove Stalin from Stain the world has ever seen. that position and appoint on- other man....

FAME

Fear drove him on. Fear

kept him at the head of this

world power; and Stalin

t

TREATY

new revolution. Fear made Kilm QUDDENLY the horizon open-

rave of ingot production, indices

of production, limitless expon-

the world became The wiip-whiskered man the armistice agreement.

fold. Ilitler bcized sich of productim. The millions Stalin's known 43 Uncle Ho to his official withdrawat next Salur-:

Britain sought allies, or if they Prague. WHEN the will was read Stalin sweak and tolled, friends slithered for 15 years day brings it to an end.

plunged into pacts with Poland through the Communist Premier Ngo Dien-diem, who "was sitting on the steps of whimpered met their death.

and Rumania. underground of the world. He has ruled the South for two the rostrum. An eyewitness said:

In travelled from the Far East to years, refuses to recognise the "He looked small and miserable. Only once did he faiter.

Litvinov, then Foreign Minis-

·land para 1932 the, weary

was Terrible embarrassment Paris, London, and Moscow armistice agreement,

dreamed of on tired.

The casualties were too ter, who had and sipped at the

Ho ignoris clauses calling for lysed all those present," cup of

high. Someone wrote: Russia's indivisible peace, resigned and intrique, conspiracy, and re- nation-wide clecions next July

ot volution. Finally he went on which

What could save Stalin now, battle ferrous metallurgy Molotov teck highplace, Ribben. Communists had the

trop

came to Moscow; the home to Indo-China where the pinned their hopes, and thatens after he had already made.a god alone involved more casualties

German Soviet treatywAS antagonism

the existence of this

signed. of the Inima of the man who from, the grave than the bottle of the Marne ticried

vjected him? colonialism, nation- Armistice Commission,

It was

s whispered in desperate and Communieni

Within a few days the Cena-

Comrade Zinoviev, whem conclaves that Stalin had to go. dicas,

who

have been his usefulness had passed, got to cropped up. two years ago supervising the east-fire may his doo unul said: "Comrades,

of

alism.

Joined and clashed. The

It was a decision of power-

French rulers of Indo-China- Comte 1.2 Indians on the Stadin was Later to destroy when Plotters were arrested; others polllles, but still it shocked the

were two "Uncle Ho have to go.

There

will be no one to watchus,

West. Throughout the thirtles Socialists and fellow-travellers

by the

every word of Lenin is law to On a November evening Stalin could gaze on Russia with hope, CHỈ Minh - full name Ho

.But we are happy to say and his second wife, whom he and comfort their consciences the One who Enlightens). The the untary partition line along that in one point Lenin's tears had married during the civil war with pink spectacles. country was partitioned and the 17th Parallel, where the have proved groundless. I have and who, had, loved her husband Now they saw a straight- today thie wispy man

of best-armed troops of North and in mind the point about our to excess, WTO talking with forward agreement between two 60 is Prendent of the north-South now mass.. fern half North Vietnam, Little Brother of Red China,

His face was føtter then the end austere propaganda posters. His

Bre

Generi Secretary."

The Geneml Secretary savod. And already the General

Wau

one'

hain was thinner, his board more plained. "We naturally hope zinoviev, and Kemerov, and which the Terror had wrought us, day Then he received me in the unkempt. But the eyra swed for peace and are working for challengod from the outside by on the Party.” -

7,50

glit-and-gloss

reception room of more 7.50 the former French Governor-

General's palace.

5.00

TERROR

members of the Politburo at dictators. They should not havd Voroshilov's house.

been so shocked..

Then Hier, invaded Russia. Aliluyeva, Stalin's wife, kept Stalin, Krushchev now tolls 18, "The authorities in the South Secretary had the power, al- silent no longer. She spoke of

· seriously violating the

and discxgbent in was shocked and surprised. The ever trusted he [tion, armistice agreement," Ho. com- though ostensibly it was divided the faming

of Slatin, the land, of "the moral ravages les ise trhumvirate

have boon Hitler, Stalk, rays Krushchev, told his than any camera could

but the situation in de-Trotsky.

troops not to fire at first. Ha peace, record.

Hicabe."

thought thy Cherman armies were Bak!: HT *Ho

Uve Be Columns of 1tle green-cind

moving by mistake. all But the others werO

But there was stoel enough pageant...up before dawn, to soldiers were patlering past the broken

divided They were bod after dark-well after 11 palace. Just beyond the omale from each other and, one by one

icft is the man. Or do it seemod 4,00 I had been there once before, pm. if there is a late conference, fron railings, neroes what is now they were disgraced. It does not

(TALIN, ⠀ the Man of Steel, during the war. The final test sipping cocktails with Bed Dat 1.00

But I mange an hour's nay in Hanoi's Red Square squads of matter now how Stalin broke his wife. She left the heure.

snapped. He violently abused of history is not yet writter. The chubby ex-emperor, now

But tommy-gunnors: practisod

Trotsky, who did not see 15.00 exiled to the French Riviera the afternoon"

on them upon the rock of Lenin's I complimented him on his baraboo furgain,

posthumous orthodox));

That night sho'was filled, l the war, but who from Mexico: 3,00 talked incessantly of horses; but

· peace, and He threw back to . "Unification and place,"

Stalin offered to do."Maybe had so the 1.50 Uncle Ho discussed fils daily life,

platoon..

hayo, He already had the machine, I

Indeed, become an terror of the thirties, wrote this the work of reconstruction, the compliment neatly:

proof, asked Uncle the Partre secret police, and, cbstecto to the 1.50 British and, of course, the threataiko, friends, porteularly its Ho. He munched breat

If epitaph for Stalin: Tho Party's comrades, 1

more 80 of war.

[just an hà broles time old revolu- 80

I am ready to vengeance of history

terrible than the vingtance 30 He presided alone" ever the the Bush Now the French butter with the rolls of a man tionariety so he becike the revolu- offion

No one

dy yes. There the most powerful 30 poet-topped coffee table. He we were on to bustelook who has known hard umeston

helped me to, fried egge Surely what they got after sight youter. I asked about his hearing

weron elenco. Then Sobretary And i wanna "I'm...r fit; enough," - he said. " "The revolutionary, dream of Molloy. Stalin's preisge "shoul- + Trotalcy found that consoling. you can tackle two? nervously fighting. Nothing... brushing crumbs off his faded have to rebuild the memp

“Sixty-six | now, you know, world Boelslam was replaced by ed: "Stop 1 stop. il fou live is Krushchied to be the agent of It fe«ienioul" that Ho should. But, work keeps me healthy. Bladin's dome" of "Socialien in got the Party” contdence!** history w vongocz1001 ( kheki

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