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JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Finessomania Is Bridge Disease.
Br OSWALD JACOBY
PINESSOMANIA
Is a diat!-
disease 14 bridge playin It attacks young and d and urishes in both hot und wild wenthey An example
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WOMANSENSE
AN OLD FAVOURITE IN
NEW GUISES
By Dorothy Barkley
ONE of
fashion's old
favourites, cotton, hast turned up in several new guises this year. For cot- ton has not one new look, but several and comes in a form to suit most ocea- sions.
Whether you are travel- ling. entertaining. dining out, sunbathing, or holiday- ing, whether you are 153 # warm climate or going to one, the chances are that you will pick cation.
Inges in obvious I ka nut expensive, I washes cvaly, do swi (treich or shrink, and in any of the pew variet:N *qun only a le ironing.
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any
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The atomic loaf
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gut pedal-shulde
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YOUR BIRTHDAY
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THURSDAY, APRIL 26
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you, whether but juge bave good previoses kormonee This Potosina leath you to recklessness But opera you have any lasients, a great deal of adaptability and the will served, von and yourself landing no your feet, no matter how high the fail. And then you are ready and capable of plombang nggant. aleater heights.
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1 Bastarel Since you onenak wall in pobite, you naght be attracted to
a career i27 JdUps al votes stage of your life.
Roben Bernick and Matha Plaber, Author, 1.04 Mara educator:
Tary politician. John Jame
Audubon, naturales; Henry Morgention, staten; Lord Rothmere publisher: Hamilton Moe- Failed, in divefor, and Harvey Pich, zovenber and manufrenarer. some constructive use early inte To the wh tive state have Otherwise they may God that they have a dificult chill am Beir handst Yet, once the marpins CITRY IS directed Loward
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FRIDAY, APRIL 27
TAURUS (Apr 21-MAY 21)
PISCES (Feb
20-Mar
31)-
This can be one of your very best You can increase the speed of pro- days this month for progres and duction new Get a job, nirendy achievement. Make full use of it
GEMINI
It way, properly finished.
(Már #42-Apr 30)-
anutters 3) Educational
SARIER
(May
well
22-June A fortunate break should put you favoured, whether you are a student right on top of the world.
In high and happiness in store.
CANCER (June 22-July
Of a teacher
231-
A real day of action-one in which
you can be og adventuresome or you wish and antielpate sucOOLS.
LEO (July 24-AUL. 23) Make real progress, especially in matters of burkiew which call for your initiative Ar progressive action,
VIRGO (ANE. 24-Sept 23).m If you linứe been planning on either a long or short triju, then this is the day to start.
LIIKA
(Sept.
24.Oct. 23)
A fine day for any of your major interests. Make, defisite advances in the right direction.
SCORPIO
(Oct.
21-Nov. 22) If you nie in retail merchandising, you poul tre able to make at că“ cellent pratit
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-1jeg, 22)—: Tie stars are sinliing, on all your Borts and they should be wreathod In succesi,
CAPRICORN (Dec, 11-Jan. 20)—
CHESS PROBLEM
By A. P. EERKES
Black, 13 pieces.
White, 0 pieces.
You can moke real gains durfag white to play! mate in three.
this most active day, ús prepared
to grasp any offered opportunity.
Solution to yesterday's
·AQUARIUS - (Jan, 21-Feb. 19)- problem:
Tule can begin a very pleasant social
week-end. You may want to start 1, K-B2, any; 2, Q. B (dia chi,
trip atly
on
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or dbl ch), Ki, or P mater.
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Day dress in shadow printed cotion pique.
faced with
white
Shortcuts For Making Smooth, Cold Soups
1 40 NE cold soup seems.
SRIP. in favour.
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made his ↑ So, in tine for torrid tem- here is a mi peratures. batch of soups that we brev
and. worked
using timne Like most bume-
the ace and ke
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V+CARD Sensen♦
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East South West Pass
You, South, host
A12 W53 #KQ332 4QJRA
Whitt do you chea
A-Bld three no-trump. Your nike points and strong suli will help partner make game with hiša 16 to 18 points, Since game at a mitor in out of the question, there is no reason to bid either miner suit.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same us in the question just answered You, South, hul
A7 53 K Q$32 4KQ843
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
CROSSWORD
Across
1. The wurbetitura qu a long way
in these, (1)
. Drink in the dates. (3)
10. Work this into a inther, (4)
11. He gets things. (9)
12. Old umeth in Walen, 101
13. The girl was born tima. (3)
14. Parther of a fud, 151
10. Partner of a fancy. (3)
17. The port for rice
(0)
1. Hostelry in Pinner. 3)
21. 7ion & droll fellow. 03
PP. TRACTORS is Marathione, (9)
23. Home of the 24 Across, (4)
24, Ruds deck 1 make an anagram
from. 15. 4).
DOWN
1. They win for the 4 Down. (5)
30 cream (nting.1. 19
the shelter klas. (9)
4. The winner, (3, 6).
5. Ray (kungit. (8)
. No inean hani 14. 4)
tivos. (4)
10. Adding in describe a room,
(3)
14. A kind ui
nue without the carriage. (B) 17, The old
Indy red th ene (4) 18. It am mer
"No 8t the
sale. (4) 20. Bom, tor
game chicken
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Soups.
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condensed tumulo Add 8 chopped stuffed!
Max thoroughly with
beat with rotary beater.
in re Jet land 1 hr. tagernton to develop flavour.
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To serve. Harnish with Yv Tras beet
What
Con Tweed Longh. huurd
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weaving
WOYCL 10 resemble
Arm, texture, woollen
Tweed so that it gives a smart, but evol appearance. 1ts an ident everyday fable, and most films make it into the sheathi stress angel boxy Jacket variety od smbamper suit An alterna- Live, for Those who Wun at my dress weight, is the fine poplin printed with black and white tweed design.
mukers. ww are always favoured with kp, grated anføk. Į Kašter seeking ways of eulling Molts 4 servings, time and lubanuar. ned soups help.
tor
And time 1
Transte: yonul tinmed roups from the pay the refrigeras when using them for enld The taste wurthed for Soup* making them quickly itute the tired soup with pe water, ade the nigung coming and mix the ingredients together. But
super smooth Jub that is egyed in the the Sotary
vy lét beater. Another trick is tie
the 1: 4 soup stand refrigeratin after mixing lu in- were joper binding of flavours.
UNUSUAL PRINTS
nock
Cotton satin, a slightly more glamorous material, has a matt su face, arleh texture, Gul gives a good imitation of silk. So much so that it is used for ***EY sults, and evening dresses. Seen this week: a cotton skin sheath dress, with
neck. und
matching jucket, bultoning down to the hem. This wig a grey cotton patterned with white almond blossom.
Even ordinary poplin has been given a new lease of te with
unusual prints. Amongst ther ara floral stripes, an
reminiscent of ruse prius tite de jury. The rose prints are popular choice for short ས་ evenlig dresses, and the myle illustented
has roses bandhig the full skirt. Another fabric for evenings
.
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spoon or
to stand
a study in green, add | gradually. 14. leed water to netin of condensed green pea Then add 2 sp. fuely chopped mart and 2 isp. lemah
with İ. Mix Thoroughly
Allow rutry beater,
in refrigerator.
Steves 4.
Cold eream of mushro m ever so good! Gradually
leed water
if ($5- densed ertam of mushroom soup, Add 2 tsp. finely chopped alives, Beat with
to rotury
Chill instare smouth
#
add 1
bealer Mit and
banded with a satin blick or yellow.
For a
speelal tomalu Job, for 1 hour. gradually adet 1r of leed water
Lut
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the
BOYS'
-ALICE DENHOFF
AND
Counting The Stars
A short evening dress in printed poplin wiih rowes banding the full skirt.
The newest prints take their inspiration from Palsley patterns
Persian designs.
OF
There is even a new group of cottons for men since someone, It seems, cores how they look, Such are the whims of fashion Cotton Jersey Is the fabric
that cottons all colours
and hosen for sports sweaters They 14xtures have been thought up are striped or plain frimiged with
for them. There is n
pink col striper on collar or cuffs They on woven with a deeper pink have lont decks, or are cut band, straight across the shoulder, and with striped sun umbreitas, and printed serve. come have a small cap
a while colten with yellow and Now style note is that they ne
grey stripes. They are all sug- cut straight, without shaping, so
gested for sports shirts and -- that they can be worn tucked in
have you guessed?—come from with a skiri ur worn inalskie
Americu. shirt-fashion with stacks,
Colton pilsse is the material used for Hugerie now. It is soft, has a faint stripe, und stands up to laundering. And cotton gaber dine is the fabric for lightweight summer raincoats.
Other
oitons include linenl~ like weaves and such mixtures, as the cotton and rayon fabric
with a fine metal throad stripe,
+ Cream
cotton
ROSE THEME
con-
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The For
In
After doo-eyed looks, Italian styles and sophisticated tinentos alre
and graces, refreshing to
to return English Typically
lock. that's what has happened 100 London. The newest make-up
to be talked of in town revivės the English rose look. Atkinson's have
theme Introduced a rese
which jaunches
When it comes to style, the
slim make={1}} Is while poplin battle is on between the
sheath and the full skirt. At the variety of rose pink shades, stripe of
montat they are equal, with skirls preferred by the svelte and the full skirts by the not-so sveite.
The everyday wathing cottons have a new air about them, too,
the
FITOW
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
-There Were Millions And Millions And One For Knarf-
K
By MAX TRELL
"NARF, the shadow boy with The turned-about name, locked up into the sky.
"Now that's funny," said the Balloon-Man. "I know exactly how many leaves there are on These trees."
"Please tell me." said Knarf.
11 be glad to." said the "There are DA
There they all are,” he suld hait to himself, half aid "I Balloon-Man. I wonder how many of them there are. I wish I could el them
He walked until he got to the corner. There stood the Police- man.
sand
"Hello, Mr Policeman.** Knart.
"Hello, Boy," said the Police-
MENA.
Full Of Stars
"The sky is full of stars," said "I wish I could count Have you ever counted
any leaves on these trecu as there are drops of water in the river under the bridge."
"Thank you," said Knarl and he walked un. He stopped In the middle of the bridge and Jooked down at the drops of water as they went floating past In the river. He started to count them but then he stopped.
sald
many drops of water there are how in this river. I'll know many leaves there are on The trees in the park and if I know how many leaves there are the trees in the park, I'll know how many stars there are in the sky."
Very Simple
on
קון
"Very simple." said the Car- penter, setting the board down for a moment, "There are many drops of water in the river as there are splinters in this board."
"But how many
are there?" asked Knarf. "How many splin ters are there in that board?"
"Millions and millions,"
the
2-10
sald
"Hello, Carpenter,"
sald Knarf.
Corpenter, "and millions and millions again."
and
The
very fair skin which, they say, already reflcets a pink
klow, Is delicately
maiched; the pate skin, which looks Insipid. is given the pink em- phasia It needs; the sallow skin loses is unattractive yellow and acquires a solt, pink glow; the flerid skin is Loned down lo become neither white пог yellow, but fair.
Minimise Beauty Flaws
A
By JEANNE D'ARCY
RE we women too analy-
tical? Sometimes, yes!
Some of us can turn an or- dinary mirror into
that onc magnifles the tiniest flaws. We seem to labour under the flu- sion that the passing crowd is
interested in sufficiently
Dur 10 scrutinise IL through o mleroscope. Of course that's not 20.
appearance
Then he met the Carpenter
"And is that how many drops and millions, and millions walking across the bridge with of water there are in the river?" millions again?"
:People judge others Knarl.
"Yes," anid a big board over his shoulder. asked Knarf.
once-over. the Carpenter, quick
They don't, them.
"Yes," said the Carpenter.
"and one more. That's the one for example, note that one tiny them?"
"Hello.
Carpenter,"
In an that's twinkling just for you. blemish, the only saw "Oh yes," said the Policeman... Knarf.
"And is that how many leaves Millions and millions and otherwise nlee complexion. En- "I've counted 4 hem
"Hello, Boy," said the Carpen- there are on the trees mapy
in the millions and millions again and | farged pores that look like times,"
Park?"
Just one more. That's how many great craters in our mirror "I'd like to know how many "Yes," said the Carpenter. stars there are,"
unseen by the public beenuse, drops of water there are in this "And Is that how many stars "Thank you," sald Knorf, in mori instances, foundation
Millions And he walked home..
covers how there are in the sky?
them over, As for the "I'll be glad to tell you," said river because if I know
be- new grey hairs that are ginning to show, who known about it but us?
ler.
"How many are there?" said Knart. "Please tell me,”
the policeman. "You see those trees in the park. There are as many stars in the sky as there are leaves on those trees."
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Then Kart thanked the Policeman and walked over the trees. He started to count the leaves.
"Oh dear me," he said, and stopped counting.
So he walked a little further and met a man who was selling balloons.
"Hello, Mr Balloon-Man," sakl Knorf.
""Hello, Boy," said the Balloon- Man. "What can I do for you today?"
How Many Leaves?
"I'd like to know how many leaves there are on these trees. Bald Knnot, "Because if I know how many leaves there are on these trees, I'll know how many stars there are in the 'slzy,”
Rupert and the Black Circle-29
Bingo retraces his steps rather winwillingly and has to be urged along by Rupert. We mustn' -wait,” says the title bear, Mr. Anteater war so angry that he
Constabl was going to tell Growler but he put it off when we promised to try to find out
ward
how the black circles came.” At length they reach the gate. "Oo, that's terrible !" gaspi Bingo.
They
such lovely catherine wheels, but it was dusk when i tried them and I didn't know they left marks. And, alt dear, just look who's coming [" ALL RIGHTS 'RESTAVED.
Another New Rupert Adventure-
RUPERT and the HAPPY WISH
$1.00
Still, we analyse and monn and publicly say things Euch
ns: "My complexion is terrible!" "My hair's getting so "My teeth, are so uneven!"
grey!"
We call attention to our wenic, beauty spots, instead of I minimising them..
How much wiser we'd be to adopt the following three point programme.
Polut-1-1-bossible, take steps to correct any existing flaws.
Point 2: Resolve never to talk "about them.
'Point
8: Concentrate ́all efforts, on making the most of good points,
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