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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, 1956.

Nathaniel Gubbins

Y

QU can count me among the millons of people who don't feel

a bit sorry for Archbishop Makarios.

11 the Government would care to kidnap me and carry me off to the lovely, remote Sey- chelles with free accommoda- grub, free drinks, and dom, fra:

feel would money. grateful to a government for the

treat time in my life.

Horkel

But then I am not a holy man poking my nose into pulition, su 1 tail have bi go on working for my itving.

Mr Julian Amery, M.P., said

that In the House of Commonl

so secret she don't know she's country. While he chatters away thinking them?

about clean sporis ahe imagines she's a "sinye girl being revoped up on an Arab sheikh's horsé as he quilops across the desert."

If you're Aant ind of man you can become an expert girl watcher this spring by absorbing the information given by

psychiatrist "lending

writing for a newspaper.

The psychiatrist Ollers the case of a girl "happy enough during the winter doing a bor ing Job in a solicitor's office" But when the spring comes she puts flowers and photographa on her desk.

If the slleitor, with his mind

nwre important an

matters, Bolizes this at all he thinks she is just putting flowers and photo- graphs on her desk.

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Even if she watches guards- men on parade It's only because she wants to be near a lot of man; and if she becomes a nurse it's only because she wants to be "to soothe 1heir even nearer brows“

If this is true nurses must be very cross Indeed when they are

wards appointed to

full of female ponagenarians.

In

the

the spring factory girls stamping milk bottle tops are not stamping milk bottle tops at all. They are dressed by Dior. having dinner with Gregory Peck the ly harishly inflicted the bash wi

would be living in the

by candle light. When Gregory But the clever mind doctor

them anor here with another bid

roughly by know better This forward gir stulder and says

You're my the Bin of Kyrenia

Understand? sube:msciously obeying the woman. that the

My Thas either mean Hih.

If the policllor woman," we can count ourselves of Kyrenia

lethal nesting instinet hure, o That these two Christian sung and interesting he had lucky they're not stamping eggs. Gentlemen hate the sight of each better watch out. It may be a

One of the strangest girls dis- covered by the other, which, yet must agree, is next for him.

Psychiatrist is #the one proudly hanging on deplorable thing to happen

the arm of a between two Chrestias gentle

man about handsome 444 44 hermit crab** In my view real hardship will

is explanation is that she cua With

when the

well into her store of fontusy Seychelles almost rinkimowni

and make the hermit crab lok

The a thin star." by ma, bee the tachable

like a

But he Says hadey de de of the play-boys of

In thing about what happens if they marry unt The Weem world avoiding the

how she feels aband it in the Tignus, of the credit squerar,

quturm when he looks like n

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ihea

A this Uline of the your

leave a hand- girl can't even bng in a train without unwit- tingly obeying some other mating mallet, theagh it's dimelt ter what her funny little mind baling alat unless it's an affair with a porter at the lost- megaly offer,

Ti she accepts a ride in a car with a man Injend she is not ga

When thus happens those who have

been exposing the un- Ng for an innocent dier in the

Bevel: bodies an 11m beaches of Nano wall extree them on The benche and the Seychelles up full Vrt th

IT

the tourists Mak

TEA

Amer Alen Eve with audio

.I a munch-

Bu erdy 11...

lewerten pats Jones will

up all over the places,

prd and pap*** bugs will be the beaches

There will be cal adu juke

stud antle pimples,

Put disels te th

Cabh Failike.

Fun with

#PUIK old couple were sitting by the fire reading their bith- day luck as presented by the

wspapre astrologers

going to have * ver you're amities romance this year," said theft lady. "You're not doing

bailly B

hermit crab again.

the stars

said you onener piele rex was markest "

to

B6

thr

op-

what's when I marle you

buy a new pou of trousers You the old ones

woiddn't make minne date with

"Wan!

any slumps on All paper talk," wild the old pisted?" asked the old usa

"I KNOW mistres

BATLHO REPORT

خرا

المسالة

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機器

SALES

"HARRY, LEND ME A SHILLING."

London Express Service.

FOLLOWING THE FLAG

E

IGHT thousand miles was having my first gluaS from New York I of Australian beer. It is got my first jumpse coli, potent — a beer with of the flag that I body. ALAY following round the world.

The Australian next to me at

the bar he Was We circled over the air outward bound for Hawaii-- port at the Fiji Islands after asked what my plans were, Im- the long hop from Hono- and I told him.

It was the 172-1- "I'm hot so sure „bout that.”

and the stel Indy. xt st

lasty. "Even mow "She must be Bise addn't trud you farther than potion you're going to meet on

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Stamps in the house," sand the perfect landing in the He took out of his pocket sions

old mud. reaching for his stick

"You

the ki lady, that date of

Qantas

Super-G-Constella- a clipping from the letters tion (everything about Qan- column of Time magazine, fas, the Australian overseas and said: "Read this airline, is pretty perfect), that's my ake the old and there

was the Union view of

Jians,"

Brentge You're antvr

star's warn you," said at range a date arunter is Ikely.

past achievement. wall | Well.

Fathers Laney that," said the elephantion old man "Your stars say there's

"What of c makest

ada exclting surprise for you this

"It's another way inumable

ev. nang. Bunches A und Las for home and

't tell the stunstress about

W

tour 1.

Wren at 1

utllumage

be willing t ig anything

Girl watchers D

you want bo kaya a gol

na set the sighis, some

That'll be the washing up

I for To do this inorning,

and the old lady "I never get any romance in my horoscape,

"Oh, I don't know," said the "Only yesterday they

of an

RIS

OF

"(386)

of sayang

what yn did in the Boer War,"

have

Jack.

Fiji Islanders were lined barefoot, wearing the old lady, or you might up, with me after all holidays | crisp white Inplaps, which of male sarong,

To spend

World Copyright]

are a gort

view and the

most

Austra-

A new page

of Fiji and Aus-

tralia, first stopping places on a fact-find- ing Round-the-Com- monwealth tour. Don Iddon is now in

and within five minutes 1 READ: "The British Em Hongkong

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At the Gala Premiero of “GUYS & DOLLS”

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Mr. Samuel Goldwyn himself will present MOERIS Diamond and Gold watches to the five winners of

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pire and the British Commonwealth and the British dream are not rotten or dying or disintegrating ... in the terms of history the British Commonwealth is writing a page of his- tory of a greatness never conceived by man be- fore."

DELAATIDE PLAN SAIATZE NIEKOISTA PASIENU?

WITH

Don

Iddon's

Diary

POPULATE OR

The Governor-General, General Bill Slim, says: "Popu- late or perish," and the Aus-

If Sydney and Austra tralians know it. Not perish in lia are any example, and an economie sense, but perish they are, the man

ig in a cold war that could be-

come hotter. right.

So,

to meet the great chal- the Australian Govern- ja carrying out the

PERISH

says General Bill

H

prove It.

Sydney surpasses my Ex lenge. pectations. Here is a magnificent

ment metropolis set on A superb biggest Immigration plan In harbour, a fine, becoming city history. Since the war 1,000,000 which is growing day by day. "New Australians" or migrants He wrote home and lo his been invested in Australia in all the restless home of nearly

(an ugly word) have come to parents and they didn't believe the years since the war. 2,000,000 Australians who are the Commonwealth, Half of him. Now he sends his wage determined to make their coun-

them are British, and the target cheque with the evertime slip in Packer SDY": "That'e not try a Great Power.

for this year is 500 British

good enough." After our talk he weck.

of his news- gave me the run Money has flowed into the paper office "Use it as your country in prodigious quantities own." Australions are like that. 'Too much'

and one pound of wool was being sold for as much as one I have been offered so many Australian pound—a pound for things—enra, Bots, even a horse USTRALIAN officials tell me a pound-not so long ago. -to use as my own that I have A "We'd

like everyone who

been slightly overwi elmed. comes to settle here to be Bri- become worried and

The Menzies Government has

Australia Australians cannot do enough today is waging the same fight for the visiting Englishman SO as Britain the battle against long as he 13 not stuffed,

The centre of Sydney, with its big stores and arcades, has a ||British stamp, and I have not seen much of the fouted "Americanisation," though the sweep of beaches around the city reminds me of California.

It is anislake to talic of Sydney being, like a British town or an American town-it

tish, but that's too much hope for."

to

has its own special personality Harold Holt, the Minister for Inflation. The big topic here, starched, and suffering from de- (and flavour, distinctively Immigration, says: "For Aus apart from the weather, which lusions of superiority.

Australian.

And the Austra

Hans themselves,

a

higher percentage

tralia,

with a British heritage, has been most un-Australian- This is

It's important that it has rained almost solidly for wheeling, lively, and lusty land

who have actually Australia sets

of British blood

than the British in

the United King- dom, have their own special per sonality and

own

flavour. warm

ebullient,

gantly

Bre

her target at

500 newcomers

from Britain

doptable each

and generous, and

they are all tremen

dous boosters for Australia.

They say: "There la every thing here," and they correct.

Dynamism

week.

the predominantly the past eight weeks-are the British character of new anti-inflation · megzures the population be which Mr Mentles Introduced

recently. preserved."

wilo sald the British Common-

wealth and Empire

dissolving,

dis. M

More Taxes

was breaking up, MANY people in Sydney, and

probably elsewhere, appearing, and be damning Menzies over their beer, ing reduced to sem.

which lo now costing them la 2d. for a 10oz. glass.. Ot Every possible in this price 74d. goes in taxes... ucoment ¿

being offered to get new, sound, But not only have the taxes stable Australians housing, on beer gone up. Almost all aro campa, dares paid, fobs found, forms of credit have been cur- trades taught, languages learned talled. Taxes have been slapped and the plan is succeeding `on motor-cars, tobacco, spirits, and paying off.

cosmetics, jewellery, grumo- phone records, and many other Dulch, Italians, Western things which make Australian WENT to the offices of the

Europeans, yes, and Germans. life worth living. are coming here by the tens of Sydney Telegraph. which thousands and finding new life pubilahes

my American Diary, and hope... and Miller, the Sunday editor

I

the

Frank Packer, the owner of the Sydney Telegraph and many other publications, and one of said: "There is a new dynamism The Government does not the most dynamic of all here--great drive and vigour, waht Little Italya or Little dynamic Australians, told me something like Texng."

German towns, and is opliting And Frank Walker, the Gov- up the racial groups. na much

"It's a curious thing about ernment official from the Immi- as possible and making, them Government experts;" they're gration Department,

who has into the Australian mould. supposed to be able to handle been" my.

escort, Bayat

overything, and have solutions. "Australia s going ahead. From what I have seen tho for anything they or anyone Nothing can hit if we can we By European standards ity, the big boom, really Im

"New Australians” are sotiling else can dream up, but prosper« | get the people."

bs population Australia, needs.

s over kusje Australian ‘enfury

Mr Packer

we can gal, the peoplet u dhoir wages dra, enormous-thơ, them in a tong some finan

£12 a week, and the average clal restrictions regarding foreign capital une irksome to Australian

This is a 'country ́na vast as tha US, and probably as rich or wage over £10, richer in cosources with only The cost of living is higher 9,000,000 people. It could. com than in England, but taxes are He pointed out that more fortably house. 80,000,000 or lower, and the future is limit- more and it expecte.) to Have 1000. £20,000,000 within the next. I met one Scolaman)) quarter ofis obitumi

foreign capital inverted a în Canodain), an javerbgo- month for expanaigia and In KAMASZONKI treaed production.kaus.

a wide-open, free-

and I wish I were here longer.

Come to think of It-I might become 1 "New Australian" though not, pleass, a migrant.

TOMORROW:

Melbourne Talks of Boor and Skittles

POCKET CARTOON

by OSBERT LANCASTER