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This Funny World
"Is that man annoying you?“
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. BY THE WAY.
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by Beachcomber
and.
old Moorish Amerleno giri's hend, offers the customer named Al Mannch once told a stick of Worthing rock,
in a vince gaivering with manly me, at a cafe in Taraboundiel, on the edge of the desert, that emotion, says "How gladly we would lend you money if only up is the year 1050 would set
you were rich epotgh to meet new record for the number of
or extortionate rute of interest " words spoken hy politicians
He reckoned that out of every Making it interesting 100,000 words uttered by them.
18 had some bearing on what
they were supposed to be table. W de But the
ing about.
banks come
Jine with the best
and a further in temporary thought, and give words out of every half millions
|| washing-machine or u 10 any customer
ho un ghess the number <if cheques cashed in the last
were intelligible. My chartered refrigerator accountants, Messrs Slabber. Wapentake. Slobber. Wapen- take and Struwson, have perti- heairs" Or what about a week hed this as colpeet
A visit to the bank
A
FELLOW-BACK,
12
duces a dozen new customers? to hand Oi reception hostesses noting the
chaque to the cashier? Or the southendal appeals of
25201 1езд 11M Case the but banks for more custom.
Or ex-model cashier' - elst" auggests that the manager's old
ettes on naval uniform" Muin should be seen knitting by the at every bank bank I know go further an this.
soft
Hafra
Rumpus threads her ap slowly through the As the rustomer enter, column, J msar greels him.
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tiny golden-haired gul umidly Unhappy landing takes hus hand and Raza
into his
leads hat
cares woun
unster the office, 105 shoulders
THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1956.-).
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Timing Nets Extra Trick
By OSWALD JACOBY
E play in today's contract
made a difference of 200 points. This is not as much as The difference' between making In contract and being defeated,
but I's worth knowing about.
West would have made game. and rubber at four spades, but the sacrifice at five diamonds was too costly. West opened the right of hearts, and Enat took the king and ace. East then re- turned the Jack of hearts for
WEST
NORTH
4053
❤763
+63
MAQJ63
AKJ10642
+362 4872
EAST (D) AAB
❤AKJ812
• A4
10 95
SOUTH
AQ?
Q105
KQ 10087
AB4
East-West vul
East
South West
North
1♥
2.
2
Pay
3
Pass
PRI
3 A
Poss
Double Pass
Pass
Opening lead— ❤ 2
his partner to ruff, selecting this high card to show that his entry was in a high suit (spades) rather thun in a low suit,
West ruffed and planned to get to his partner's hand with a spade in order to get another
le! Stainboal at the bank'e Expense, for anyone who intro-heart led. He couldn't lead
low apude at uney, however, for East that would cost a trick would take the
uce of spades and lead another heart, where- the Japon South would discard
West would queen of spades make a second trump trick, but lose a spade trick in the process.
The important
was to ploy cash the king of spades Im- mediately after ruffing the third frond of hearts, then lead a low spade to East's acc. When the fourth round of hearts now come
he through declarer,
couldn't make a useful discard.
South made a good try, by ruing with the king of dia- He then Anessed the monds. queen of clubs to enter dummy and led a diamond. Enst stepped up with the ace of diamonds and led a fifth heart, assuring West a trick with the lack diamonds.
face She REY say that a flying diplo
Ind inut.
Borneo. by mistake arrived an iceland On the airfield he read the short
being with sobs, and there a dear ki indy is mending the manager's speech which had been typed for
מננו!
hiera "I thank Borneo for As warm welcome, to me." "Who is Borneo!" shouted a youth. The then arrested the docs ma! as a vagrant. He was led away. multering about tantly The hille relations with Borneo.
rt
shirt. She looks up and says: "Have you cole to set my
Tim so prof
souled desti, dates
eyes with handkerchief, presses
Asst.
The
Danger,
mother's hand.
YOUR BIRTHDAY
BORN lay
1121
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FRIDAY, APRIL 6
Métaires ariatie od avid for Knowledge You like to know as much about 208 many things an 11 is pole for comm muman being to knew. It is likely that you will have outstanding talent In some particular gift, but thin may be matmerged unless you leam to put emphasis upon une activity and develop your skills in that geld The stars have given you Abroad arch for relection, but it is left to you to make the fint decision
WOMANSENSE
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****TURN THOSE LEFTOVERS
Left:"A chemian drem and sfiort jacket in black wool by Roberto Capucel.
- Right;, This evening dream, fù"pink 'nylon crystal, is another, of, the Capuocê deulana. It has a panelled skirt and” looped: bem.
WHAT
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years,
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INTO A TEMPTING
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
MEAL
EMNANTS of roast Add 1⁄2 tsp. salt and 1⁄4 tsp.
bas 30 min,, or until tender.
two zucchini and 2 groen peppers: Rome okra; odda and enda of salad in gredients; two peaches, R few green grapes, fresh prunes, an orange; a pint of leftover pea soup, but plenty of food for at good dinner," announced the Chef, who was clearing out the refrigerator.
And he was right. Here is the meal he served,
DINNER
Green Pea and Scallion Soup Stuffed Vegetable Platter Tomate Gravy
Buttered Rice Stewed Okra Mixed Salad Bowl Half-Frozen Fruit Cup Coffee Tea MIK All Measurements. Are Level Recipes Proportioned to Serro to
Stuffed
Verotable Platter: For vegetables use any one or selection of the following: Large firm tomatoes hollowed out, but not peeled; halved small eggplants, hollowed out, but not pected; large firm green peppers, lops cut off and seeds removed; medium-sized zucchini or cucum. bers, not peeled but cut in halves lengthwise ond seda Booped out. Prepare
and boit vegetable used, except tomatoes, 3 mi. In salted water.
Drain; dust inside with sult, pepper and monosodium gluta- male. Fill, with savoury meat stuffing. Cover the tops with the medium - fing bread crumbs
moistened with thoroughly melted butter or margarine,
Place in an oiled pan so the vegetables barely touch each other. Add. water in which a bouillon cube has been
CAPUCCI FAVOURS IN FASHION
By DOROTHY BARKLEY
at the front.
hair
of the pia
worsted
a white
Savoury Meat
uny
Season with 2 tbsp. butter or margarine and 2 tsp. temón, jujco for added flavour.
A CRUISING
OUTFIT
YOUNG Italian de back and fitted
Doubters who fear that (Illustrated).
which is so arranged will signer, the bright new
not stay in place are reassured boy of Italian fashion, ar-
He likes the grand manner by one stylist who has designed
for evening. rived in London & fortnight touch
Dresses special earrings to clasp the Now 24.
looped ugo.
heras, Roberto have
By GRACE THORNCLIFFE panelled loops of hair at each side. skirts, or fine tucking across the Capucci has been one of front which spreads out into a The popularity
TURQUOISE blue corduroy Italy's top designers for five deep flounce Ert the side, stripe. Seen this week: a waist-previously dissolved,
that is washable is the pretty and with him he Materials are white satin, fine cual, in white
stripesd Bako 35 min. in a moderate and practical fabric used for brought sixteen of his new green lace over white satin, and with black to go with a tailored oven, 375 F or until the fisherman's pants by a cruise-
grey suit. pink crystal nylon.
A fannel blazer, pla- vegetable is fork-lender.
wear house. The pants are ta- designs for a personal up-
striped in grey, over
slit at the Staffing: Pered and
sides. worsted dress. pearance at one of the Lon-
Or a complete Enough for 12 halved vegetables Meton pink prima cotton is used don stores.
suit, tailord with a fitting jacket, or whole large tomatoes, Come 10 the open necked shirt that in block striped white worsted.
detail. bine 1 c. soft enriched bread offers some interesting
The half
are sleeves
fully each salt and The accessorico they are talk-
gathered to a buttoned band and ing about include the beehive | monosodium glutamate, 14 18p.
the collar is handsome, jarze hat. It is in fine white straw, Pepper, 1 tsp. scraped onjon. and wide. Underneath 16 д
Lap, poultry seasoning and striped knit basque shirt hairstyle. looks Hair, which is much longer this fashioned English beehive, und 2/3 c. heated milk or hot water there is a matching striped sast. He likes the unusual, as seen season, is taken smoothly back made its debut sitting rather in-Jor liquid drained from cooking
on congruously but none the less vegetables, on his white grosgrain summer from the forehead, lies fat Q-The bidding has been:
coat, with its double breasted top, and is then swathed round fashionably on the head of one Melt 1 tbsp. butter, mar North
Eart Bouth
buttoning back as well as front, the ears and across the back of of our West
garine, chicken or any meat fal ?
making it difficult to establish
hoad in exaggerated the
loops recently.
in a frying pan.. Saute the whether
on the wearer is coming and coils. Variations
this The lipstick they are talking stuffing until the moisture has One version or going (particularly if she style are endless,
about is a pink-golden shade almost completely evaporated, of is very like our old friend, the designed to go with a suntan, huppens to be wearing one
pageboy with its sleek top and
Add this season's beehive hata)
44 ċ. minced cooked back; a second, to give autded The shoo style in the news is beef, lamb, roast pork, chicken,"
broader He likes the pruelicni-with a height to‘a
face, is the latest development of the duck, ham or game. different touch. His for and a third, heeled trand. The heels,
V-CARD Sensed♦
By STELLA
2 Diamonds Pass
(ie,
upon to this regard Your marriage can be an extremely happy povided you elect borieune who Understand you Or.
could
be an kopomiluje 11:307 If you chose the wront mate.
You have a vaunting ambition but are not readily atenable to direction in others You must work in your own way at be your own base If you are to succeed You work by it and starta.“ arenoplishing gigantic takm in incredibly short periods. At other thues, you won't at a ridging the artistic
born on this date Among those accom.
are Raphael, painter; John Pierpont. elecinan-poel Harry
idini. Jolvo Roach Straton, magic,
actor- churcianon, J. C Nugent, Thomas, producer, Lowell A130 new commentator; and Jed Prouty, actoT.
zu probably have temperainant which usually panies artratie ability. You may not be an easy person to understand ince you are melined to be ruled by your mood of the moment. Often, Sapulse bend of regson in your uke and this tends to blunt the wisdom of many of your deels{[?]#
You have ardent love of nature and can be Influenced by the wh of sincer You love when you
be pushed by a couldn't ruller Guard "anninst being imposed
Beam.
author
To find what the Blats have *ture for you wmOTTOW, neicet your birthday tor and read the coTTER» ponding paragraph Let your birthday itar be your daily guide.
SATURDAY, APRIL 7
ABIEN (Mar 22-Apr 203 Confidence 2 your future s L- Hesulla ran he inade portant now
-
Stick
10
to exceed all expectafioris. TAURUK Apr 21-31 Being too adventuresorne tutay not the wisest polley familiar toks for good results.
(May 22-June 21)- GRMINI Shopping and then a social activity connected with wette community aporis eventi
CANCER (June 22-July 23) Be an practical as you can be now and you will be able to oblain de- Boite advantage for your objective.
LEO
24-A112. (July
23)- This 19 a day when following that bunch may repay you with excellent dividends Don't be dissuaded from your decision
VIRGO (Aug.
23)- 24-Repl. There are some good bargains for you, if you are in need of replenish- ing your wardrobe.
24-Oct. 23}- Extravagance is ill-advised. Even I
CHESS PROBLEM
By J. B. SANTIAGO
Black, fi plecer.
you need to do some shopping, keep un eye out for bargains.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov
27)
Don't go off the deep end of lim- pulse. Consider all your äections care- ruby, now.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)— fence. You may need to do some inending in your own back yard!i
presents Your domestle problem.
scene
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CAPRICORN (Arc, 23-Jan, Your mind may not be clear for proper action this morning, but tho afternoon is much better, Walt,
AQUARIUS
19) (Jan. 21-Pr», Burlnem nitsin ghow equsiderable activity. o give all propositions care- ful thought."
20-Mar. 21)-
ГІБСЕН (Fcb. Aspects are fine after lunchtime and become excellent during the evening. Save Important matteri until then.
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You, South, hold: AKI 752 QJ532 4A2
What do you do?
A-Bid three diamonds. You expect to get to a slam eventual- ly, but the raise is the correct first step. You can show your ace later,
TODAY'S, QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
ak+3 75 OQJ5 A 10 9 0 4
What do you do?
Anawer TomOETOW
TARGET
C E
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How many
words of tour Letters of tuore can from
the letters in the square on the left? In making each word the lotters la each of the small squares may be used ones only. Each word must contain The large letter in the centre square, and there must be L least one nine-letter word in tha
LA
list. No plorats; no foreign words: TODAY'S fad proper names. TARGET: 27 worda, good; worda, very good: 48 words, excel- lent. Bolution tomorrow.
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTION: Eator other here here relat rest ratuse runs voer seetha sera anti settar setter sheer sheet shutter ALERT sterd street aut sure testhe tahes teras Test Easter tether thee there thara threa true trat_trila truset fruatau suzer waher 08HERETTE utter.
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appointments
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What
he favour in does fashion?
His
In London this week, style achieves most of its effects through tuck- were talking about: ing and swathing and cloborate draping,
The Auffed
out
women
exactly
#in
well-dressed
an old-
actresses
1
and
Is It Fact Or Fancy?
town in suturer 13 & black then to five height to a narrow fuce, spikler alan ver, are made in tender okrass Wengthwise: Fo
narrow is flat on the top, fluffed out at aluminium presumably to in- Place in a saucepan and pour in two plece; the dress a tunic, the jacket loose at the the sides.
crease their strength.
c. boiling water.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
A Roaring Conversation
— Hanid Gets a Hungry Lion On the Telephona-**
By MAX TRELL
TUST as the dock was stric-
ing
"It's the lion,” Hanld said to Knarf in a scared voice.
Knari took a
deep breath, twelve, Knart and Hanid, the shadows with the. threw out his chest bravely and turned about names, heard the sald: "Hello, Lion!"
telephone ringing. who that can be night," Hanid said.
"I wonder. so late at
The telephone stood on a little shelf behind the bookcase. It was a very speical telephone. No one in the house knew that it even existed.
"Hello," said Hanid. "This is Hanld. Who's calling, please?"
Like A Roar
The voice at the other end was so loud that even Knarf, who was standing at the other end of the bookcase, heard it plainly. It sounded like a roar. "Oh dear," Hanid was saying over the telephone to the one who was roaring, "I wish you'd speak a little more quietly, I can't understand what you're saying."
"I'm calling from the zoo, the roaring volco answered, roaring a Tittle
more qulefly than it did before, "Can you understand me now?"
"Yes," said Harid: "Who are you, please? What's your name?!"
**This in Leo," said the volet, "I'm a lon," A,
Hand Shook
Hand's hand began khak! so much that alan Kven dropped the › talephots
"Well, let me see," said the lion. "I'd like three or four steaks, a roast beef, a dozen lamb chops, forty or fifty ham- burgers and
a sausage."
"Oh," said Kharf, "That's a lot of meat."
"Not for a lion,” said the lion.
"And anyway," sald Knarf. "Hello," roared the lon. "It's too late at night to cat so
hello," he said again much," mean, without the roar. "I'm hungry."
Wrong Number
"Not for a lion, it isn't," the lion started to say again. Thên • ho stopped himselt and sold: "Or may be it is at that, Knart said in surprise: "You would you suggest?"
are?"
"They forgot to feed me enough today," said the Ilon. "Is this the butcher shop?"
"But what would you like to “Wrong number,” stia Knart.
eat?"
What
"I think you ought to drink a glass of milk," said Knarf.
.At this, the lion absolutely roared, "Mik! Me?”
"Milk is good for everybody," sald Knarf.
Rupert and the Black Circle-12
Karping his promise-Rupart ở He will be angry when ha sedu 11.” stota_back to the village woment: A linje further on 'whò should tie, Biù. Badger.. Op: ha:way' a' macht-5) 100). Enar "Mr. Antegrar kimonit L'on in Eunos: catchin his sya, is in . atiting@away, kod looking very round and neatly black, "Who/annoyed; indeed, .... Our (på "the Whatcha/chinkas y comer of his “parbar carchien night STD BackOf Rupert, and twiza abruptly to
It was the lion calling,
By Garry C. Myors, Ph.D. 15.ORTUNATE is the little Ichild whose parents ap- preciate his imagination! ·
During the second or third year, your child may do things which it done by an adult, would land him in an asylum for the insane.
"Well," said the lion after
Ho handles things you cannot see, talks about things not pres- ent to your senses, turns blocks, sticks and stones into as many other things, animals or persons as he chooses,
When he fools the nood of new pets or companions,
he
im-
creates them out of his agination. Since he is their creator, their personalities may linger
for days,
weeks and months or they may have 2 fleeting life to be displaced by others.
If your child at five or seems unable to discriminate between facts and fancies, be sympathetic. Don't suggest that he is lying. Just calmly help him to discern the difference. Teach him to make-believe
call obviously
"play
yaths stories" and true accounts things that really happened.
A Contrast
which
Tell him a wild yarn rearing around a bit for several could not be true. Ask him to minutes longer, "I guess you'ro right about that too. There's an tell you one like it. Then, tell African cow in the cage across him something that really hap- the way. I'll ask her for some pened and ask him to tell you milk. Or maybe I'll just go to such a story, With practice, he sleep and dream. about those will steaks
and hamburgers and lamb chops,"
soon, learn to
difference.
DO
the
If there are older brothers or sisters, encourage them to treat "That would be the best idea. this littel child in o similar, of all," said Khart.
Hungry Lion
"You know." Knarf said to Hanid a little later, "I feel sorry for that hungry lion. I wish ha hadn't called,"
* "Why?" askód· Hanid.
"Becauso," said Knaet, "all his talk...about.... hamburgers' and. steaks and roast beef and lamb chops has made me feel hungry
too...
Nonsense," nich Hania, You'd better go to the foebox and get yourseli a glass of milk."
(And that'
way.
Take down some of his play stories. Read thèm back to him, Date and file thèm
Some mothers Have sent ma copies of such oholco Ferna from a child three, four or five. |As soon, as the little child can draw crudely, 'encourage bim
illustrate, some of ile yarns. Show pleasure over bís crea- tions he puts life into his loya alone or with other and plays at make belav
What can be frer than for análi oflidrett. to dramatizezink their own: way, darillion noenen ZLOT home or shoul Dançðurome: votur
child'u Imagination se toon an you men sa
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