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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1956.
• JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Repeat Finesse Would Be Costly
By OSWALD JACOBY
WHEN you take a finesse suc-
פולT
cessfully, your nalural tendency, is to repeat it. is usually a good idea, but to- day's hand shows an exception to the rule.
Declarer won the first trick with dummy's king of spades nud drew three rounds of trumps. He then led a low club
hand from his
and finessed
dummy's nine,
The original idea was to avald losing a trick to the jack of clubs.
South rejoiced for 4 moment when Eust had to win this trick with the king of clubs. club tesse obviously had The succeeded.
South's rejtettig Was short Fived. Fund returned a low
lammutu, and West's king forced out dumny's are South couldn't
WEST 4870
ION G
KH 3 2 AAJO
NORTH (D} AAKJJ
34
13
◆ AJ53 4491
EAST
4Q1092
933
+ Q2 15 04
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SOUTH 454
VAKQJ 2
• 7
North
I A
106 732 North-South vul.
East Bouth Paza 2 2 N T. Pass ་་
Wesl
Pass
Poss
Pass
tn
against new-band Vs reaches a climax The proposal to set up an Egg Marketing Board. Expert sort- markers. er, sniffers, tappers, unders, and packers would en- me that no egg pasting through hands would reach the break- matured. fast table nest fully
for held back Labrous CRES
inspection Woute
doddering veterans before
Past Opening lead. ★ B
F
afford to rul
aliomond
• werker 2 Jeari
club another towards dummy West would
clubs ant up the nee of
and Irad nother diamond to fores out declarer's Jast trump.
coring into play. Even the re- Duminy's queen of clubs would
was
antitateel tir processed exis would be no older, an that the clears Hynes-Haveli technique
17 them from the factory in days. When Strindberg speaking on Art at Karlskrona, a sailor threw an egg at him. With dripping hat, the drama. List cried: The Yalle is i me!"
Judging by the advertisements for tinned vegetables, the Mar- keting Board would probably advertise is wares as Fresher thun when luid."
TARGET
Huw maay
words of TORF letters of more an you mako from the fetters in the square on thig fight 7 in making each word tha fetters E
each of the
S
R S
EE!
then block the suit.
There was a safe way to play the hand, and South properly adopted it. Upon winning with Jununy's are of diamonds, he returned the queen of clubs,
thus giving up the desse that The had been at such pains to
laku.
The defence was now help less. West had to take the ace of clubs and could return a
nond to force out declarer's fourth trump. South could now give up another club trick, and his last trump assured 'himn re-entry in order to cash the last two clubs.
♥÷CARD Sensest
M
C
1 Diamond
Q-The bidding has been: South
West North Pass IN.T
Eart Pass
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small equares may be used onre only. Each word must contain the large letter in the centre square, and there must be al least one nine-letter word in the list. No plurals; no foreign words no proper names, TODAYS TARGET! at words, pood; an words, very good: 48 words. ercellent Holution tomorrow.
SOLUTION
YESTERDAY'S
Abat bairn adr hanc bani banier barc barn bate buth bathe bather bean bear beat beaten beater been beer beet beneath beni berate bere beret berth bertha biar binata bine birth bife biter bras brain bru brat breath becathe brine habit herb IDERNATE INDREATHE rebate rebize ribe,
You, South, hold:
473 K #AQ874 AJ32
What do you do?
A-Bld iwo clubs. Since North could not respond in a major suli, at least one of these spalla will be dangerous at no-trump. There must be a safer contract.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:
43 VK5 AQ874 MAJ 732
What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY
RORN today.
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WOMANSENSE
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Glamour Is Simply Not Enough
Lace And Satin For Evening
I
"Poesie", by Margy Rouff, is a lovely evening gown of white lace on blue salji. It reflecte the Empire Line dominusis In the new Paris collections-Agence France-Premsa,
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
hot
3
A
into
If a member of your family by dyeing the unworn parts needs heut treatment, and you new colour, then cutting have no rubber
water place mats. bottle
or electric heating pad, put a small bag of salt into skillet and heat. Wrap the bag 1 is not always easy to tell tight In closely woven cloth, whether, newly mixed paint will and it will hold the heat for a match when dry. One quick and long time.
easy way to find out is to paint
sample brush stroke plece of a tin can, then dry it quickly in the oven or on the radiator.
if
Try this
fine white curtain develops a hole. Cover the hole with a plece of white and paper, then run it back forth under the sewing machine needle.
After the curtain is laundered, the paper will be soaked away and the darning will be hard to detect.
covers
can
Worn table
be turned into new-looking linens
BOYS'
IDEAL FACE
Scouts keep their eyes open, and encouragement is given to girls to send their photographs to the magazines.
What's your best feature? Your hands, your ankles, your feet? To many a woman, unremarkable except for that best feature, the camera brings. cash. HAVE yet to see a girl the ordinary nice girl who lives for big advertising agencies.
The search for Cover Girls or woman who hasn't anywhere anywhere outside.
the spheres of sophistication in goes on endlessly. There are at least one good feature, a city like London. The girl never enough new faces to go
The asset may not be in her from the suburbs, or the pro- round. Isce. It could be her hair, her vinces. hands, her ankles, foot,.. shoulders-anywhere. And that one feature, if it is really attrac- tive, can earn her money from The ideal is the girl with the
When a photograph that looks advertisers.
heart-shaped face, well-moulded likely is sent, a check is made Few
friendly women seem to realise features,
expression, to see that it isn't a 'phoney' this. If A
"scils" Biri
that and a vitality that shows (It Isn't unusual for a woman to
She is the girl
any send in a picture of herself that feature to the camera, she gets through. a model's fee for lending it to woman would like her son
to was taken forty years ago) #rm that advertise anything bring home 08 his "intended." from shoes and nail varnish to The professional lite of a shampoos and brassieres.
When it comes to Cover Girls -the girls whose faces smile up from every bookstall and news agent's counter-a different set magazine Is 1 wonderful of qualifications Are required, jumping-off point 10 "sell" ຕ however,
girl to studios that handle work which
And one qualification does not put a girl's face on a magazine cover is mere glamour --unless the publication s 1 ilm one.
Even some film stars would not be accepted as Cover Girls without the fame they have won on the screen, One such girl is Audrey Hepburn, She is not an ideal; her jaw-line is too strong.
two Recently I chatted with people who know all there is to learn about the Cover Girl business,
One is Joan Stewart, a famous Cover Girl herself; the other is
a man who looks for talent con- stantly and recognises it the second he sees it.
DEMANDING JOB
Joan is a lovely 38-year-old. Her career started
when she
was seen by a talent scout going through Bond Street
under-
station
London. ground
In Successful screen tests put her Into Rank's Charm School; an ability to wear clothes well put
into Hartnell's salon as her mannequin.
а
Selection by the American
magasine
That
Esquire
followed. magazine elected her the most perfect
Ja
giri
Britain. She Was painted, photographed, and put right up to the top of her profession.
Then came work galore, de corating the covers of national magazines. Since then she hasn't looked back.
But the job is a demanding one. The luxuries of late nights and over-indulgence are forbidden to her.
It is a job that pays very well. and it offers fun and lots of opportunities. From photography it leads to anything from fashion modelling to flim-work.
The
makes man who
faces When electric light bulbs be-famous presented the other side
of the picture. come blackened, it's because of the normal evaporation of
The girl who would be noticed the tungsten illament, which is de- In a street is the last person he posited on the inner bulb sur- Excessive blackening re- face. duces bulb efficiency. Bulbs which are very black should be replaced, even though they may not actually be burned out.
AND
wants.
away
Her face would scare customers with its unattainable glamour!
The face he keeps seeking is
#
If the girl looks like A possible, she is re-photographed. Cover Girl is a short one in the if she still looks good in studies. She cannot be used too dummy" of the magazine cover, much or her face becomes too she follows in the footsteps of familiar. But the enver of the Joan Stewarts of the busi-
FLESS.
—JEAN MACAULAY
Lola Prusac, famous Parisláty designer, presents" these attractive fashion accessories for evening. The silk scarf with a pattern, resembling Chinese characters, matches the gloves In ochre and black; they blend harmoniously with the colours of the other Items. - Agence Franco-Presse.
Does Your Diet Include Sufficient Protein?
By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D.
a taste good. So she has conven- FOTHER Nature is
have to
the old dently arranged clever
to EHIT foods most important health those with high protein humans content-tasty as well as nutri-
Mpretty
woman.
She knows that we
the one that could belong to naturally tend to eat foods that tious,
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
The Snoozing McSnooze
-Pixie O'Scow! Had to Do His Work While He Slept-
By MAX TRELL
By STELLA Snooze and Pixie O'Scowi
shadows. found Pixie Mc-
You are a fine hottes and enjoy entertaining. You ranke an abia partner for some serious man ፐር
needs a little frivolity and charm in his fet
TUESDAY, MARCH 13
Although the basie D characteristics of the sexes aro ninaðar, vou men and wonen helined to vary quite widely in the use you make of your talentn.
You
the men ure interested in Feloners or polites and like to con sider ever villig in the broad range of Idens, "You "are rather qulet, tra Rerved and ሲሮ
concclesilious worker. You
the have
elft at oratory and know how to petit forcefully in public. Your one inlta. tion, pertaps, in your tendency to (51 Yesterday's aptution, think things over 100 en before
18. Lady linked?
with the King
of Stain. 141522
19. Strike
10
vold.
black0
21. Priend int
this is double
rajve.
CHESS PROBLEM
By H. FAUST
Black, á pieces.
餸 &
White, 7 pieces, White to play; mate in three.
Solution to
problem:
yesterday's
1, Cartier, any; 3, Q, R (dutch), ', or 'P (dbi 'ch) mates,
Roti
tnto netion.
On the other hand, you women pre apt to be a litle 100 Impulsive,
pecially when it comes to matters
of the heart. You are likely to fail
the
up
"That's
that cow. He just kept mumbi- Ing in his deep: "Ten, eleven. twelve
In The Barn
"Fifty winks!" exclaimed Pixie O'Scowl.
"Well, the cow went back to Abat
the barn and the farmer milked NARF and Hanid, the you say.
This is the story that Pixie it. Out came McSnooze with the The farmer didn't even by O'Scowl told Knarf and Honid, milk.
notice him. He empiled the pail Oak Old
where the
Under A Clover
of milk into a big jug and stood Pixies lived, As usual Pixie
it aside to let it turn into O'Scowl looted unigry. He was
McSnooze He said that as soon as Pixie cheese.
was at the pacing up and down with his
McSnooze stretched himself out bottom of the jug still taking hands behind his back, shooting under a clover he began, count- his fifty winks as he thought. angry glances at Pixie Mc-
ing one, two, three, four-then Snooze
walking
Pixle who kept
"Then," continued who and
clown
Him behind
and he fell asleep.
"Now at that moment,"
O'Scowl, "the cheese was made said saying over and over again: "But Pixie O'Scowl. "I was about to and pressed and the farmer's a daughter broke off a plece and wake
McSnooze when up
two pieces of cow, who was grazing in that put it between field, came over and swallowed bread and went off on a pienie. Hanid the clover. She also swallowed She laid the sandwich under a
McSnooze."
shady tree while she played a And all this while that game. Bleepy McSnooze, feeling cool
between and comfortable
two that?" Knart asked, pieces of bread, went right on even counting: "Thirty-three, thifly- swallowed by four, thirty-five-
You both have the talent of get- ung exactly what you want out of lite. Very often what you get is The determined by your objective, brighter your ear of ambition, the further you will, go.
Among those who were horn on this date are: William Orr. Inventor: David Mendoza, conductor: William F. Warren, educator: Ernest Inger- soll, writer and Jecturer;_Joseph Priestly,. scistisk; and Lowell, astronomer.
listen to please listen to me cxplain."
O'Scow!... let me
Just then Knarf and came up..
Angry Pixic "What's the trouble?" asked Percival Hanid.
speaking in a friendly "Why voice to Pixie Ö'Scowl. are you angry at Pixie Mc- Snooze?"
To find what the stars have in
In love at first sight--and out again, store for you tomorrow, select your on second meeting. A intir more birthday star and read the corres- emotional controfi A gand Idea, ponding paragraph, Let your birth- Your talents tend toward the social. day ntar be your daily guide.
PISCES
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14
20-Mar 21)- VIdo (Aug. 24-Sept. 24)- A One day in which to conduct your A good outlook for all your activitita
| business. Legal affairs are especially You should come out ahead in sơmo
favoured,
ARIES (Mur, 21-Apr.
important struggle.
20)~*
"I'm not angry," said Pixic O'Scowl. "I'm furious! I'm med!"**
That's oven worse," snld Hanid.
Finally, after a great deal of LIDRA (Sept. 24-Oct 23-furging and coaxing, Pixie what Jind morall, so lake full advantage of all Friendly contacts should bring you O'Scout explained definila advantages.
happened to make him lose his temper.
One of your most fortunate days this
offers made you..
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)... journey, especially a selling Trip. la Well-favoured. There I romance in the air, too, LE you look for it,
GEMINI (MAY 22-Jane 21) Exert your intiative, for it is louder. ship which pays off just now, Be original on the bustsem front. _CANCRIË” {ÉJune 13-July There are sirdsperous timan for one of your sig ake the most of the batoßcial sepedia. ・・
LEO Fuly
23)
'portant gakan now.
Make
Jin-
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22) Legal and financial matters can be
"It's on account of McSnooze setuled in your favour, Romance shore. He's always slipping off possible, too.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 23) and taking maps while I do all Your star lo especially bright the work. But the worst thing complish something of real mani" of all just happened. He went fiernes to your future,
CAPRICORN (DUC. 13-Jan, 20-off somewhere to take Educational matters are highlighted, arah stayed away for a week. He
begun today, should A joumey
just this minute got bacit, didn't you?" the angry Pixie said, prove highly advantageous.
turning on. Pixie McSnooze.
AQUARIUS
11-Tab. 19)---
You can alford to be a little more Your best offerte should be guilbea adventure more than usual, the now for you can get just about ang skys, The fiars are shining on you, - thing you delize.
a nay
**1 only took fifty winics”, snide Pile Mosnooze i bujibw volks,
Knart and Hanld were aston- Jshed to hear this.
Pixie O'Scowi went on,
wake "He didn't
up though he
Was
Rupert and the Gold Acorn-30
With the gold acorn safe in his „your father would let me finish keeping Philip turns to Rupert my story, Thay, all started rush. with shining eyee.
"Why, phing about when I was hallway. ... “why did you not tell my father through 1. Now please do tell me, that you had my treasuri ?" he why la the acorn so important2 “ demands. **How could. 17** But the anth has already tekan 'a laughs Rupert. "Neither the born from his belt and is Blowing. woodman nor his daughter por a long, clear call'db'iz..
12-30
McSnooze stretched' out 'under' a clover for a nap.
Doctors know that you can
get more benefit from eating a combination of two proteins than you can from a single protein food.
Here ogpin, Mother Nature hús taken A hand. She has vital combina-
DE these
go
these
of
BO that they just naturally together. Take chicken and rice or milk and cereal, for example, Not
only dio combinations taste good, but, caten together, they do more good than it eaten separately, Protein is the basic staff life. Every cell in your body is protein of one kind or another, protein is a very complex substance. You won't find any two of them Identical. Tho nutritional value of each protein varies, as does the number of amino acids which go to make it
But
up.
While our bodies can manu- these facture about half of amino celds, the others must be obtained from the food we eat,
during When you are ill, or
you pregnancy,
.may need greater amounts of protein than under normal conditions. In- "And what happened after fants and children, too, noed
A Bit Of Choose
"After
Pixle
protein
additional
"building blocks" to help them grow properly,
only way you can supply said that," O'Scowl, "a sparrow flew down your protein needs is by eating protein foods. And you've got and pecked off a bit of cheeso
eat them ach day, since and flew away with it. But the to
beaks and your body can't store appreciable cheese fell out of
amounts of protein for any ro- dropped in the meadow Just BLIVI Pixle McSnooza Was Count
action. 'Forty-eight, forty-nine,
regr shouted
McSnoozo at this
"Then I woke up. ·
Therefore, you should cat Pixie some of the following every day: Vegetable proteins lenty moment.
cereals,
I just had vegetables,
my fifty winks. What was so legumes. bad about that?"
Fifty
winkal" repeated Pizio O'Bcowl, more angry than
grains,
Bish,
Animal protein-meat, milk and milk products, oggs.
It is hot essential that you eat of the animal over. "It took you a week to large amounts
And protein foods every day. Mother sleep those Atty windos! who did all the work while you Nature has arranged it so that were sleeping? Moi I did!" relatively small amounts of Pixie O'Scowl didn't say any animal protein in a meal actual more. He pulled open the lie ly improve your body's use of Oki protein obtained from other door in the trunk of the Oak and started downy the stairs Loodle, to O'Cheer linol.
"Now I'm going to take nol” he said. "Just a hundred
· Gonórally, you'll find, most of
a the high protein foolls are also,
rich in vitamin sanzk minerale,
winks, I'll see you in a month Mother Naturo, has, hot - oTICA
Koş de: the wark] Good night!"
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