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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1956.
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Foes Are Kept In Darkness
By OSWALD JACOBY
TODAY'S hond presents
principle of play that comes along surprisingly often when you're on the lookout for it. The idea is to keep the oppon- fents in the dark instead of allowing them to ind out what Is going ofi,
The straightforward way to {play today's hand is to win the Brat trick with the oee of hearts,
draw trumps, and eventually take the club finesse. If the nesse sticceeds, all is well, If the finesse loses, the opponents will almost surely take their face of diamonds. This would be
a good enough line of play nothing betler were available, There is, however, no reason to draw the trumps before taking the club finesse. Wity give West chance to signal in diamonds, lo show the loention of the see
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AVOCADO TOPPING FOR
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you" thick. Add 1 tsp. savoury
minced celery 1 suggest as a deluxe and 2 bro.
leaves. Place chicken breasts touch for a company dinner, on top. Add tinned mushrooms. Madame?" asked the Chef.
Pour c. boiling water into akflict in which chicken was
Just before
"Something made with browned and stir welt. Blend avocados, Chef," I
2 tbsp. flour with 2 tbsp. cold answered. "They always water. Stir into boiling water. give 41 luxury touch, when bubbling. siir in 1 c. whether sliced in crescents commercial soured cream. Pour to top a big tossed salad aver chicken. Cover and bake bowl, or chilled and filled i hr., or until tender, in moder- with crab or shrimp and ate oven, 350′ F. olive salad us a first course, or whipped up into a dip to enjoy with
cornmeal crac- kers or potato chips."
Avocado Dip: Fine-chop 1 small peeled tomato and i small anton. Adu
lemon 1 tbsp. Julee and 2 oz. cream cheese, Beat El Hight wit fork. Add 2 ne-crushed crisp slices cooked bacon, 1 mashed large minced avecado and ripe tinned green chill to taste, about
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1 tbsp. Stir in 3 tbsp. milk, or enough to make a good dipping Season to laste consistency. with salt and pepper.
Chicken Avocado Casserole: In a paper bag, combine 1/3 c. sifted enriched flour, 2 tsp. salt and 1 tsp paprika. Add 6 raw chicken breasts, one at a time;
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A Shrewd Shopper Buys
Shoes To
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who's wonin whiz at culting budgetary She buyy the large, economy size of everything; she walks instead of taking buses or taxia.
By JEANNE D'ARCY
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No one the shoe should be approximate The lesson is obvious. can afford to buy shoes and ly one-half to three-fourths
1 boils in Inch longer than the end of then not
wear them. down to a matter shrewd your toes so the toe cap of the
shoe doesn't touch the toes. shopping.
of
serving, peel, and seed 1 large avocado. Shape into bails with cutter or tea spoon, or cut into 4" cubes. Arrange on top of chicken.
Party Dinner
Fresh Fruit Cocktails Chicken Avocado Cusserole Spleed Peaches Icated Rolls Tossed Green Salad with Asparagus
Coconut Strawberry Ice Cream "Balls Coffee
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Roll in shredded coconut; re-freeze until very hard in lee chamber, of frigerator, or in food freezer. Serve in dessert dishes around each serving, chilled, sweetened, sliced fresh strawberries; or almost-thawed frozen strawberries,
Pour
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How To Cope With A Child's "I Don't Care" Attitude
By Garry C. Myers, Ph.D.
HE child who makes a though they cling to the ende
THE
habit of saying "I don't set by the gang. Care"
exus- puzzles and perates his parents.
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seems to feel the same about everybody and way everything: "I don't care what people say about my manners, "I don't care what they say about the antidiness of Ty clothes and hands and hair." "I don't care if I don't have friends," "I don't care if I get low grades at school or even fall.
You may have heard this own child at nge from your seven, twelve or even fourteen. When you tried to correct him you found that the more you pressed the matter the more forcefully he indicated that he
didn't care,
Hero-worship might be the reason for his attitude. He
admire another child muy whose manners, appearance and grades at school leave much to be desired. In order to accepted by this
With a very few exceptions, every boy and girl really cares very much about what people While he mby think of them. refuse make the effort to
to
improve his manners, to keep or to win himself neat and tidy and hold friends, a boy still for wish desperately moy successes and approvals in those His directions.
I-don't-care attitude is a defence mechanism which protects him from the disapprovals of those whom ap- provals he wishes to have.
PARENTS RESPONSIBLE By this means, he suggests to his anxious parents that they might as well quit, nagging him about his bad manners, untidy appearance, lack of friends end playmates or poor grades
Without realising ft, school, his parents are responsible for his don't-care altitude.
at
Instead of nagging á child like this, try to build his self-con- should be Criticism be. Adence
kept to 3 friend, your constructive--and
Praise "his". accom- minimum. plishments and build on his successes,
child may try to imitato him.
DEFENCE MECHANISM
For example, a group of boys
According 10 Onc
Be sure the shoe is flexible at elething
Of course, progress will be In many ways she's al
pecialist, the most important con- the base of the toes. The wideal SVET.
joint should but when it comes
will agree to observe a sort of slow and you will need a great buying rideration in buying shoes is to part of the ball to
to the widest part code: Just get by at books and deal of patience, but the reward shoes, it's money wasted. She be sure of the it. If the shoes correspund
The heel section not of the shoe. are property sized, they'll
studious pupils will be worth the effort. never learna?
When only wear better and last longer, should provide firm and comfort-look down on
Heels shouldn't who win good grades. feet are troublesome. but they'll airl your general able support.
a child of average or above High heels obviously aren't for health, too. Check the length, be too high,
average intelligence is one of her at least not for daily wear. width and shape when you buy
new shoes.
fler
But she never can resist Get her into a shoe store
them. and
she goes mud, buys several pairs of spikes only to discard them a
as week or two later because, she puts it, "they kili my feet.
BOYS'
on the shoes and the gang, the problem is very If you try
Yet sooner or later Imp around in them, don't buy serious,
coe of these boys will shoe The toe of the
should then and plan to break them every conform to the shape ol your in." Properly tied shoes can have moments of deep regret.
ot with Some
them may suffer Immediately. worn the large toe lying be with toes,
grievous agonies privately, al- straight. If the toe is closed, comfort.
AND
The Friendly Enemies
-They Made a Trade and Settled a Quarrel--
By MAX TRELL
soon as it was dark and
As ever
fast asleep, Knart end Hanki, the shadows, opened the door in the corner of the bedroom wall (no one else had ever noticed that door), and waßced right through.
A Lovely Day
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
going to give him my goose for
lls roaster. Only I think
my geoser rooster,"
that
batter than his
"You can decide for us," they Larry, angrily. "My rooster is
both said in, one voleo.
"I'm Harry," said the first
man.
"I'm Larry," said the second
azz.
"Dear me," said Hanid with
"It isn't at all," interrupted
twice as good as his goose!"
"Is tha 50!" sald Harry. "Your rooster can't quack?"
"Of course not!" snapped Larry. "But neither can your Roose crow!"
Knarf
a puzzled expression. "Harry They boil turned to and Larry, It's hard to tell you and Hanid again.
ainiost apart. You both look
that exactly the same except
"My goose can swim," said Harry has the goste and Larry fairy. "Ils rooster can't!" has the rooster."
At the end we all stood and sang the old Rochdale song!. to play upon meal? They
it "Rochdale, dye
Rochdale," It, they spray t
An chemicals, they
the brought tears to my eyes, freeze all
They
were now In Other up to me Other Land, which is halfway Juice and favour out of it, but solent man came
they
They
after the dinner and said are not satisfied.
ne between Dreamland and Fairy- didn't believe I'd tver edited land.
"That's right," sald The sun was shining, the
Hurry are now going to treat it with
the
Why, then," paper. antibletle solutions.
HOWITS
the Lorry, blooming, were asked, "do you suppose I am birds wore singing and the bees
Koorf asked what the arg- being honoured tonight?" "That's were humming "Yankee Doodle" just what I'd like to know," he and "The Rock Candy Moun- met was about,
1 brushed himtain." answered,
Fichtre! I wonder what the railway restaurani
eurs will make of that. "My meat," said a traveller, "19 stuck to the side.
plate. I can't move it weety Let Mimsie speak for us
waiter, "you
replied the
Make A Trade
It's about my goose and bla rooster," sald Harry. "We're
Yos, but his gcose can't walk straight. She can only waddle," said Larry.
Bright Red Feathers
The two men were yelling at each other.
gooselean and
Harry sald: "My "My goose a pure white, ex- paddle across the pond cept for her bill and her feet," paddle back again.". said Harry.
Larry said: "My roosier can "My rooster has bright red strut around the pond and sirut
TT has been suggested thet Chocolate bars off the chocolate about to make a trade, Larry is fathers," said Larry,
of
Knarr and Hank started walking down the rand, picking don't want to have it slipping all over the place." Hat mei
bushes as they went and now Minsic Slopcorner, in the and It's the glue in the gravy which
then stopping to take a charneter of Miss Democracy, drink out, prevents the meat slithering to
the gingerale should present a bouquet to the brooke that flowed under little the floor and being trodden underfoot. Nothing is more
heavenly twins when they or bridges across the road. rive on their eagerly awaited unhygienic than meat which has
visit to Britain. She might been dragged about
Finally, they heard the sound dirty speak a few sentences of wel- of voices and, on turning the it be that kind of flour, unless puckling which, when
come to reassure the far-away road, they came on two round Insideout, plves off coloured happy satellites which revolve fat ittle men; arguing loudly. stcarm.
Two Strango Pets
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My old paper honours me THE dinner alven
to me
at
round the Russian planet, and to show them that our greetings to their masters do not lack the warmth of genuine respect, nd- miration, and affection."
am so glad'
One of the men had & fat while goose under his arm. The other man had a bright red rooster.
the Cordwainers' Hall in Melcombe by the Rochdale Ob- server to celebrate its recent T last the flim people have Just DLS Knarf ond Hanid centenary was a rather sad oc- A elaborated that welry came up, the two mon started casion. Hardly anyone recog• phrase, "He is just a friend," yelling at each other at the top nised me, as (many years have Miss Marilyn ("Dostoievsky") of their voices, while the goose passed since my editorship, and Monroe, questioned about A and the rooster Joined. In by to the younger journalista I am "romance," said: "He's just a quacking and crowing in the
to say, Suddenly, the two
10 yesterday's | a mere legend. One of my old friend of friends." Now it is loudest way,
colleagues, In
excellent up to the gentleman Apeech, flattered me so much "We're just good friends Tiet several people walked out, Epienda,”
1, R-RO, any; 2, Q, R, B, or Kt
mater
men
of notleed Kaart and Hanld and
turned to them, "
Rupert and the Gold Acorn-27
in his relief Philip pours out thicket. Then thay 'searched me. his story to father, - **One of but not finding what they desired,.. our own horsemen saved me, they flung me off and departed. · though as yet he knows it not,” So I came here to retrieve the boy smiles. ** He spurred but" oli "deur [". Suddenly he between my captoes and their bruske of and duries his head in ·
Tweet castle and, not "daring" to hie hands while Rupert looks on him, they turned ande Into", ai in Bewilderment,
SallyKIONEK BESARTER -
bnox again."
und. euch
By this time, Harry Larry were so angry at other that there was no telling what they might have done..
Then Hanld said to both of "Horry! Larry! Stop them: quarrelling!"
"Huh?" Larry.
said · Harry and
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“End of Term” is the naine alven to this creation by Ronald Paterson, in his Spring Collection. In black Irish linen, the sleeveless, sheath dress has・a ·broad · collar. in 'white pique; the jacket fastens under the collar.“
Household Hinta
Hand said as cho looked at them both: "I' you think
Check the handles - on much of your good and your casserole, before you buy. They rapster, why do`yeu want to should be large enough to hold trade them?"
firmly, and heat-resistent," possible, to malce sale the trip
Harry and Larry both looked from oven to table. 16 ashamed. “Because. I'd rather have a goose than a
a
rooster," admitted Larry, "And
Be sparing when you trim I'd rather have a rooster than adets green as cabbage, heod a goose," admitted Harry. So lettuce, chicory, Mond they exchanged their pets and The dark duisć Louvol shook hands,
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