1955-10-06 — Page 5

This Funny World

BILL HARRISON MoNaught Syndicate, Ine.--

American Leglun Magazine

8-17

"Don't do that, dear

Unt's your new full"

A

BY THE WAY

by

LECTURER at the

Beachcomber

British

zi

side.

to

The Opern House 13 Smyrna, during one of these bivaks for play, Association meetings ex- prtina ballerin was thrown as plained connibalism as it should dancer. and be deliberately

explained be

moderatojgari, ma that stir

the reten

Wen clean thirugh the big drum, That was Avery ing it eather far, an the pro- duvér Back when the tool in the leopard-skin carrical ballerina uff The stage, out of the theatre 400 into the flag o' Nails for a refresher

to શ audience. He said that cannibals, eat peuple because their den in deflcient in penteja 1 might have added that ennibalism 98 behaviour'an,

10 response Amelionul stimulur.

And why do head-hunter a theb peculiar Corn + wolf expression!

start leca 19 urges are repressed in chikkhued by

their parenta So, 31 later life, they mate their egos by direet - cotiaciuusti*NE In their suppressed

to a plane on which wide-fullllment

1 but i manifestation of Zump's law of impresion-reception

Klopfel on reconditioned reflexes Fittelhammer on the Gestalt by Tricki to

anci

Theories as appled endocrinological concepts of thought- Impulset. Carlins 12 head- menters are just po madidjusted mixed-up kids.

Break for play

A BALLET critic speaks of

Biser

choreographle fretty, unhamp- ered by the plot, with every mem- ber of the company given full acope." Kindly producers realise senietimes that the dancers long to breuk away from routine. A clund, The scenery, play leapfrog, make fices, and "rush about the stage 1971 their flat feel, instead of quiverlag They are but calidren un their toes

of nature, and love a frolic Once.

The telejuke

MUISING telecopters, plying for hire above the streets, will be After with telejukest. You will put a tolling in a netek, and gel 4 special programite while you travel de vor destination.

And so on

QUMEONE at a purety is reported to have banded to a deep drinker I recall, my model of a lifebeh.

em what Irrelevantly-bui 12. relevance

crane should

Whris

糖

have been writing in prison for the last eighty yies-l call George Robey (browing a lifebelt to a man with the words, “Tuite the ring, I was iny mother's." 1 recalls Hilaire Belloc's rich man who carried about wirkt him a atoll ruther camel which could be squeezed through The eye of a needio, for fils etriverina. til bad snomenis

Printer's frolic

Detective-Inspectar rer le cure.

har taken

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1955.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Double Aims Foe At Right Suit

D°

Dy OSWALD JACOBY

ON'T be staggered by East's

Some experis' opening bid.

use weak two-bids to show strong mult in a hand that is not quite worth an opening bid.

South naturally passed, and West quite properly. passed u1sQ, He knew that his own hand wasn't worth an opening bid and that his partner's hand wasn't worth a normal opening bid, This combination seldom adds up to a game, 90 there was nothing to be gained from bidding.

North naturally had to take some action with bis very powerful hand. He doubled for takeout. and South made the normal response of three dia- monds.

Went neespied the "push" by going to three hearts, and now North had a problem. Game in diamonds seemed rather unlike-

WEST

NORTH

A0532

3

▼ 2

• AKB KQJ4

KQ 1084

EAST (D)

487

VAKJ 1093

73

4602

8765

WOMANSENSE

HERE is nows for tall and small

wonien. One of the Big Twelvo- dedignees, Hardy Amies, who makes some of the clothes worn by the Queen, har designed

And The shorter-than-

HOL

-The

rall

ready-made snitt for a Londo two. They are specially errated for tio extra-ta}} Averago Drura, You wauld ihink thera WRA lin. diferenco be. tween the two modets Here...but June Duncan la eft. and Stargarat Smith only sit, din. They were photographed together to demon- strate how a well- planned mult can either cat or ada to height.

June's tweed suit la in deep royal- blue, rekod with powder blue. High- placed buttons and blanting "tab" pockets both help to cut height.

and

the

amall

of

iz

With it the wish a powder-b10e, head-hugging berch, an Important "clutch" handbag in navy plastic call and navy court shoes wifh, the new peilte heel, so good for the tail girl who does not like low heels.

Miurgaret's suit is in mul@-coloured flecked tweed on a neutral ground. Low-placed pockets and the sinal), high collar give her a longer line.

tee rust at is one of the new, deep-crowned <ioelen, which, to. Kether with her Can high-lineted eparis, púða extra inches, "And we chase a small tan plastle enlf hand. DRE, JE proportion to Margaret's

size.

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London Express Service,

Your Jewellery

By Eleanor Ross

For

Bright

on

Child With High IQ Needs Special Care

By GARRY C. MYERS, Ph.D.

SUPPO

UPPOSE you think your before entering school and you child is precocious. You and other adhills brag about it, ho will and it harder to be may be mistaken if the

accepted us a good companion youngster is under four or and playmate for other children. five, but a paychologist could But this need not happen, set you straight,

If he found

had

your child

for his

an IQ several years above the average

When

this precocious chlid

him from difficult

age, you would have no ren- starts school, do your utmost to to help him with reading, spelling son to brag about it or and number learning.

Keep on exploit the boy just to feed reading to your vanity. The fact material, while he reads for should impress you with himself more and more. Also deep sense of responsibility

find reading materials he to help your child to develop

and grow up to be a likable, useful person.

enjoy reading himself. Stimulate

his

is growing interest in creating, experimenting

and

learning more and more from the world about him, Help him ind Most parents harm the books and children's magazines precocious preschool child by that fire his imagination and curiosity and widen his in- making a prig of him. They

formation. Don't leave it all harm the precocious child to the school. jof school uge by not stimu-

lating his interest or en- No matter how limited are the opportunities a gifted child couraging him to strive for has at school, you might be full development of his abili- able to help him develop almost ties.

up to the limita of his abilities it home,

Place a piece of cloth at bot~- especially the soft, slightly damp cloth

are the real cleaning and the re- tum of a small paa after it has

that stringing

15 perlodically been oiled with

If yu know your preschool soapy water. becoming more popular, are uccessary. entrust the task to Fut the diamond jewellery child is precocious, be sure he more in demand, each sen- ytan jewelker,

the cloth and let water come to acquires good routine health boll very slowly. Allow the habits and conforms to reason- A string of good

family regulations; train Pearls in braendels nud pins, water to boil until the jewellery able cultured pearls is a prized slice they do not touch the as freed of all collected dirt him to have {1 senso ur

and. prossession

about like all wencer's skin, should be rubbed Then rinse thoroughly in warm responsibility

self-care, prized possessions, is en- priskly over palm of the water and dry with a lint-free self-amusement and his share of

week.

clothi

chores in the home; make sure titled to eure and attention, hand at levet ance

with has ample playtime other chlidren of his age.

PEARLS

Pearls should be kept clean, bright and glistening. Since the warmth of the human body en-

ly. South had been unable respond in spades, but this meant only that South didn't have four or more spades. Ithances their lustre, they should was still possible that South be worn as frequently as possible, had three spades, in which coc gome might still be made at that sult. Hence North made the risky kame attempt of three spades.

YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA card or six-curd suit.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 6

BORN today. # is likely that se

will have

un interesting

dramatic iste Witty and Original. you are never at loss for nething to say and will be popular in every gathering which you attend. Fund of music, you probably have talent which should be cultivated but you have A good speaking and singing voice, have no sign of slage fright And will probably be happiest in public life where you are vintinually meeting new people

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This bid gave South a prob- lem. South wly hwate that North night have a wenk five- It was that North possible, however, hal & very

spade

sutt and had been intending to rebid in spades no matter how South responded to the takeout double, After some thought South came

the

pearls onisation

should receive the same careful treat- ment if they are worthy of being worn, Wipe them occasionally with a slightly damp cloth, and have them restrung cece in a while.

OTHER GEMS

ho

Hore again, it is best to have Stimulate his interest in crea= your jeweller take care of your tive fun with things and words. ecious jewellery, giving it the Read a great deal to him, even attention, the proper buffing and help him learn to read £1 home professional cleansing that only before he enters school.

he can do. Such check-up The possible disadvantage in

not loft in that velvet-lined Costume Jewellery and mount- gurds against the loss of his learning to read, write, spell

box for "best." Keeping pearls locked up in a jewel box with out air for long periods of time will dull them.

If you are wearing perfume. and put a dab on your neck, elve the alcohol time before donning The alcoholic

to evaporale the necklace. content of per- fume, while in the liquid state, ly distinctly harmful to delicats pearl surfaces.

Give the string an occasional to face. Your talents are so varied to the wrong answer, and pass- going over, wiping it gently with that your very versatility may be chun a stumbling block ka the way

finalertat mueress at any one thing. You must learn to concentrile early

e. Specialise in one talent and thuss, later on, you can indulge Ju others, as hobbies and recreations.

You have a keen milnd and ʼn slurp

opportunity. eye for

You know exactly when to strike and because you are quick to see a grack in an open door you are likely to reach tant early succes.

Learn to follow your intuitions In all important device for they are ustially right every time. When it comes to live and romance this

* of the utmost importance.

Among the barn on this day are: Jenny Lind. winger; Lord Alfred Teanyon, poet; Helen Wille Moody. lennia chiampton; Cars Lombard. at Janet Gaynor, actresses; and Eugene O'Neil, playwright.

To and what the stars have in store for you, tomorrow, select your birthday tar and rend the corres

paragraph. Let your biri- ponding (iday stay be your dalty gülde.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7

1,BRA (Sept, 24-Oct. 23)- Originality of concept and operation I want will solve a family problem. thee days. Just try it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 21-Nov, 22)- Something you may have tried to promote previously should he nccepted in the right eireles today. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. '22)- Be sure that in making à deal you don't get mixed up with strangere who will misrepresent the fact

CAPRICORN, (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) Not everyone is as quick and alert as you are, so be patient willi there who are a mile slower.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb.

19)-

Be very careful not to take alder in any argument between close Miends or you will regret it.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar.

20J- Don' cominit yourself on any buslitess expansion until you have icaretuby cherked all details.

ADIES

(star. 21-Apr. 203- Be patient with younger members

family. of the

They'

many be sitempling Alita Liech their capabilities.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- If you need mitstde help, ask for iplomatically and the chances are that you will get assistance.

GEMINI (May 22-June Thin can be a good evening for | entertaining, but you may need to

waten your expenditures litile. CANCER (June 22-July 21)

20-

It ha good to be estthukissile shout

a new projevi, but don't exaggerate

-that can be distilusioning,

LEO (July

ze-Aug. 22) Listen carefully to savies today, for you may nad" that it will be very helpful.

VIRGO (Aug. 24-8apt. 21 wouldt

for you to be possible make tako unless you are exceptionally careful, of sidetall today.

23)-

L-HOW_miany words of tour letters ve more exh Lyon miske trom, the letters in the square ou - Erin Left TM in making each word the letters in each of the amals squares may be urce onev only. Each word must contain the large letter in the centre aqtiure aid there must be at least une nine-letter, wurd in the list. No_plarstal no foreign words 1 on proper Babies. TODAY'S'

good 141 words, very good FARUKT: 30

YARTERDAY': SOLUTION: Aman seny asthma ayah 'cant cany cash cast Cayman chom chan chonty Charm oncamy ohat hasty MARIN, NIGHT martin mast match maty myną, Post on scant bounty tham khani anarch "pnotchy stanch stay soney than yacht TACHTS

'MARK

ed.

West should have passed with great satisfaction. He had known from the beginning that the hand "belonged" to the op- and here they were ponents, stumbling into a silly unmak- able contracti West's double gave South R chance to escupe, whereupon West doubled again from sheer annoyance.

South

his made

contract easily, and actually made an overirlek for a very handsome xcore. West would have made a profit of about 200 points If he had passed at three spades.

V-CARD Senseas

Q-With neither 'side vulner- able, the bidding has been: West North East South

7 1 Heart 1 Spade Pass

You, South, hold:

ings with siones

before

fastened in Rosened stones, since he checks and cipher

entering place with glue should never mountings at the time of clean-school is that both his and your be immersed in water.

They Ing.

atention may be diverted to- should be carefully wiped with

slightly damp cloth.

DIAMONDS

Cokarred gems have to have ward formal book learning and gentle treatment, they away from normal experiences

cooking.

The with other children of his age. emeralds, If he has learned a good den?

lake

more eun't

rubieg supplires, amethysts and such go nicely into warm soupy

water, take a

Diamonds set in engagement rinsing in hot water and then Porcelain

water

and wedding rings lose their get a poilshing with tissue pager But avold sparkle, when they are allowed or a lint-free cloth. to get dirty. It is safe to boil any rapid

temperature since these is taken to do a changes,

may them if care proper job.

cause stones to crack.

Some

Allergic To Food Acids Madison, Wis.

[ANY foods and liquids

M contain acids which can

damage porcelain enamel in kitchen fixtures, says Mar-

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE garet McCordic, University

The Doll House Party

-Guests Who Couldn't Come In Looked In-

By MAX TRELL

11

DECAUSE was Saturday D nigh! Miss Gloria Chinadolf invited all her friends to come to the Doll House for a parly.

All morning long, she was on the telephone calling Knart and Hanid, the shadow-children with the turned-about names; Mr

473 VA482 KS AQUTS Punch and his wife Judy: Gen

What do you do?

This

A-Bld one no-trump. shown a slopper in the enemy's suit with enough general strength to justify some hope of game. The fact that your hearts fali off from the ace down to the four- spot prevents you from making a stronger bld.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold:

AJI VR 1094 OK 10 ♣A QJIS

What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CHESS PROBLEM

By E. PAALANEN

Black, 5 pieces.

White, 5 pieces, White to play: mato in two,

Solution

Vesterday's to problem:

"RXKIP (ch): PXP: 2,

1, R-K10; 1 2, QXR;

|| 1.7 KI-K5; 2, Kt-R4 {ch}; 1. ....... P-QU; 2, QXP (ch),

eral Tin the Tin Soldier: Teddy the Stuffed Bear and Whoa the Hobby Horse.

A Good Reason

the Stuffed Bear all put their heads together.

Out of the Question

"I don't suppose," Teddy said after a while, that Whoa could

Half be cut in halt.

ot him would fit in."

Everyone else told Teddy that cutting Whoa the Hobby Horse in half was out of the question. How would we ever make him whole again?"

It was the Cat who suggested the best way for Whoa to be present at the party, "If I were Invited to Miss Gloria's party--- which I'm not I' Just do this

Everyone said he would come

With that she lifted her paw everyone but Whoa the Hobby Horse. Miss Gloria call and pushed the roof off the Doll ed him several times. "I'm terribly sorry," he kept saying.

come.

to

you "But why can't Whon?" Miss Gloria demanded. "Don't you like coming up my pariles?"

House.

No Coiling

Miss Gloria screamed

that

WIS

her beautiful Doll House ruined!. "Looki I haven't got any ceiling! I'll rain in!"

Chinadoll spent the morning calling her friends.

head in through the open place

where the roof had been, head attended the party.

His

The head had a lot of fun. It smiled. It laughed, it ate ice- cream and cookies, it talked, it even kissed Miss Gloria good- bye after the party was over.

Teddy the Stuffed Bear sald later: "It was much better than It didn't rain in at all. It, cutting him in half!” "I do very

much." replied

As for Miss Gloria's Doll Whoa, "but I'm afraid I can't never mains in a Doll House.

Miss Glória had her party. House, it stayed from then on that night in the Doll House, without à roof, "If my friendly Whoa couldn't get all of him in can't come in," she said, but he did manage to stick his like them to look in"

come."

Miss Gloria's

felt

feelings hurt, "He must have come good reason for not coming to Doll House for my party," she said to herself.

No One Guessod

told

Whoa the Hobby, Horse Hanid the reason why he couldn't come to the Doll House for Miss Gloria's, parly: It was a very simple reason. Harid was surprised that no one had been able to guess what

Avas..

"Just look at how big I am," Whon said, "I can't fit in at the. door. How can I go to her party | when I can't get in?"

"Now you just stay right here," Handd told him. “WoD

・to get find some way for you inside the Doll House, even though you're so big?

:.

Knort and Punch and Judy kind, Kherperal TMS DINI

Rupert and Dinkie-38.

When. Dinkie, has joined the the conjurer, but the Chinese. oder at the top of the tree keeps, very calm." Me, already: Rupert has fresh anxiety. They ace difficulty," he murmura, pick- can never climb down."! ha cries. ing up the length, of rope that he "The lowest branches of the tree brought, *** Must now do other are too far off the ground. They'd ・ magics and you, Rupert, shall help hurt themselves; if they, jumped rescue Guides from up in the from there. He turns to tell treetops."

**** ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

"'I

of Wisconsin home manage-- ment specialist.

Unless the fixtures are "acid-

Juice,

resistant," fruit peelings,

lemon

tomato

vinegar, and ammonia be removed as soon ble.

Juice, should as possi-

་

'Iced-cake' Hat For Autumn

This how hat with a high crown Is from the autumn collection of Simone Mirman, In in Tong. haired white "paeme,” rushed like an food cake. London Express Service.

Household Hints

Make raisins extra pluimp and Juicy for use in salads or fruit cup by letting them stand ́in fruit juice for about 30 minutes before combining with tho other ingredients.

•

"Porcelain is a form of glass and can be damaged by care- less treatment," Miss McCordie sold. "Regular-cleaning with

hot water soapy

19 always

A superficial burn in your recommended. If a porcelain carpet will clear up nicely if you murface is very dirty or stained,ellp the blackened ends of the a fine, smooth cleansing wool tufts, then give the spot a powder or.

cleaner and - water paste." United neapless Press.

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