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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1955.
Why I Decided to Debunk a Hero PARADE
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RICHARD ALDINGTON, whose new life of Lawrence of Arabia has set off one of the biggest literary-historical ·_rows of the century, explains to Sydney Smith why he wrote it PARIS. England has known JOLLY, fresh-faced, many a good year. burly Englishman sit- Richard Aldington, whose ting in his untidy first novel, "Death of #
debunked book-crammed study in a' Hero," aun-baked, tree-shaded villa glamour of war 26 in the South of France has ago. has challenged tradi- set off one of the biggest tion and legend again with work debunking u mujor literary-historical
Lawrence of Arabia.
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From four years of research, Aklington has discovered The fighting wizard of the desert, the turnous-dressed
spy
the katych-crowned hers, the in- "The tellectual, the mystic of Seven Pillars of Wisdom," to be a man who bakit his own legend and came to believe his Hex. That is why he was convincing," says Aldingten
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Such a conclusion is a terrific Challenge to at least 1wu
c.f Englishmen Keratin whom Lawrence has appealed, still does, as the classic British hero. There he goes. tanging
Arab the desert โรง Kulse, suffering the tortures of Hunger, capture, una excupa), the secret chief of a desert war that won victory in the Müldte East for Ris vountry
To all this Aldington says, th effect" "Nonsense—mostly lles."
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3 Fortible (8)
Apartment (4)
ACROSS
DOWN
1 Support (4)
2 Quip (4).
Hearty (4)
B of fare (1)
4 Savour (8).
Dissects T81
11 Prevent (Bs
13 Challenge (4)
18 Aul to bonuity
781
18 Reserved (8).
19 Particle (4),
$1
Change (5).
21 Averred 185.
25 Rebel (0).
20 Splendit (4).
27 Refrained from (H).
7 Easy and comfortable (skong)
(5).
10 let in (5)
12 Perch
(5).
14 Paling (5).
16 Concise (5).
17 Drink
(5).
18 Equipped (5).
26 Expletives (5).
21 Insects (4)
22 Withered (4)
24 Excursion (4). 24 Judge (14).
YESTERDAY'S CROSSWORD.--Across: 1 Tender, a petul,
7 Regnter, 8 Elope, Bitter, 11 Natled, 13 Cunkers, 15 Trudge,
18 Named. 19 Exercise, 20 Laica, 21 Shells. Down: Thre
Drift, 3 Returns, 4 Bereft, 5 Extolled. 8 Detend, 10 Tenement,
12 Es.cn 13 Cancel, 14 Endeur, 16, Uuele, 17 Ewers.
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ALDINGTON
LAWRENCE
Why did Aldington → a mali of considerable weight English letters today--write this book? He tells me:-
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or-
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been
decline. it does Europe
BEAR Lloyds of London have yet.. And if necessary he'll take HUG agreed to insure the his case to the Minister of Town sheep of the Pyrenees and Country Planning./ against pawing by the last of "I had the perisher, under his from British officers who were Europe's husky mountain bears.
Lawrence's . And the assumed name, under my direct eye-wlinesses
insurance policy SHORT OF Britain is running,
out of clergymen. command I tried to get him out alleged exploits, and finally brings to an end the smoulder- CLERGY
Church of Eng- three times until I was ordered lettera written about Lawrence Ing feud between the local shep-
Association of land officials predicted that only to headquarters and partially from "very high quartera." One herds and the
808 elergymen will be ordained his of these, I belleve, was written Mountain Huntsmen, told of the reasons for
by one of Lawrence's admirera, recruitment, For years I've been
More than
sheep in the church this year. a hundred Sir Winston Churchill.
in the last month alone have year there were only 380. trying to debunk him, but I've
The average number of beon howled down."
The British edition the been hugged to death by the Aldington book appeared lastbears, some of which weigh 700 dinations from 1850 to 1880 was week-end. It has been shown to ib. and stand nearly eight feet 030-just about enough to keep Lawrence's brother and to high. But the Association says the supply steady. Since
friends that
there since they are the last of
a continuing large number of his They have all disapproved of it their kind in all strongly,
not want them shot
In 1899, England and Wales For n while it looked as had a population of 34 million though the Association would and nineteen thousand Church logo particularly
the of England (the catablished Pyrenees Hunting government church) clergymen.
Now, with a population
of It is coming out. For, Federation, sensing good gamo I say the publishers, "No one to be had, sided with the shep million, there are only 14,000. has been able to dispute the herds. Then somebody hit on major fucts, If they had we insurance, reasoning that Lloyds dinalians a year just to keep the would have changed them."
insure present low numbers constant.
Sir Gerald Kelly, 75-year-old The fact that the row behind
President of the Royal the scenes began months before The Association will pay the past an enormous gmp. My suspicions publleation gives some idea of premium. Lloyde will pay the Academy and rockened Britain's Krew thu ordinary episodes the jealous, living controversy shepherds "in such cases where top art expert, had a confession "May I congratulate you on had been magnified into extra- that still buzzes bitterly round the bears culpability shali be to make last week: your courage? The
modern Lawrence ordinary exploits."
the life of the shy, Arábindisputably proven.' story in, in my uplatan, une of Aldington not only consulted dressed figure who became othe British Lawrence's letters
Ho made his confession with the biggel phoney mytha evre
but offelal of the most romantic histories. swallowed by the British public.
Ollee War
Should reports heroes of the twentieth century. | UNUSUAL
gentle shake of the head NEIGHBOURS gambling man London's Young Contemporaries
-a bookmaker Exhibition and he had NANCY SPAIN ON NEW BOOKS
-have his betting office next more comments for the artists, door to # church? The ques- 100.
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The myth of a hero.
One letter reached him from
British retired
Air Force offleur, Squadron Leader G. C. Breese, who was commanding ollicer when Lawrence, his desert exploits, joined
training school Depot Uxbridge Barracks as a recruli in 1932. Breese writes to Aki- Ingion:-
yenre,
"I began to write a perfectly plain, objective. decount ol Lawrence's life.,
Look four read 70 works DU Lawrence, studied 10 years his private letters-banned from publication and now in the British Museum.
Not disputed
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after
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very between
facts the
legend, 1
counter- gradually, alld the perceive began to
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HAVE been reading
book by Dr Bergen terribly BYST Lawrence Evans, an old spoilsport_if began in France EL few over there WIN one. En- weeks ago when A French
his work THE translation of The Aldington titling
OF SPOOKS
Wik
with printet
the SPOOR
bok title, "Lawrence the Imprstars). (Michael Joseph, 158.), he The Freh auditle sath has exploded nearly all my "This is the astemishing faked
ife of the man who
the favourite fallacies A41
France, enemy
by famous English
analysed writer"
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Aldington tol deprecate He French version of my book. with its deliberate provvention
mistransla- And Mons But
the admits conclusions
the
same- Lawrence was "a poseur and a romancer."
ure
Fancy anding COLLE That Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian, that Nero didn't Darle that Dr Guillotine didn't invent II, that Churchill wasn't the first per- son to Bnk, oratorically, "blood and toll and tears and sweat."
Lucrezia And that
Borgia was
probably a good
a good girl. Mind you, I don't really care that Dr Guillotine simply sald Aldington has
already
that re-
the French revolutionaries ceived a wad of letters. His ought to have some sort of a English publishers
have
head-chopping machine; and 1 um entranced that John Donne (1611)
and Lord Byron (1823) forestulled Churchill.
ceived even more-from ordin- any Lawrence hero worshipers and from people who knew the asse 1 Jaly undoubtedly great Thys
The English publishers have but been threatened, begged nol persuadert, to withdraw the bookt.
"ALL
Aldington Himself saysı She let rs I have received have bren opposed to Lawrence,"
VIGNETTES OF LIFE
- WHICH REMINDS ME OF
A STORY-
THE ANNUAL BANQUET-WHERE THE JOKES AND MENU ARE AS UNCHANGING AS A STATUE'S SMILE.
DO I LIKE SKATINO ? BABY JUST PUT ME ON ICE AND I'M
HAPPY?"
HE MEANS IF THE ICE IS IN A GLASS
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But I am really terribly up at about Lucrezia, So for rom being a gay, poisoning, loose- living itle number, Dr Evadis says that "the only force of character" she showed in her He was on her wedding journey when she held up the cavalcade in wath her hair.
Evans Kys that the poisons were tatty ton: und the famous polsun Flags (hollow with a needle let into them) wouldn't have hurt a mouse.
Give him his due, Dr Evans dotmn't only destroy my dreams; he has
collected ulro
many gloriously uscicas facts. for instance, take off
with a backward lenp, and that is why i miss them when I swat,
vleorage. And it is she who has pulled the trigger.
For why? Because when she was a-wondering in the stracts of Prague
end Caspar took painted her, and she (poor dope) thought he loved her.
A ukriy tale, you
think? Well, I du assure you that Mrs Flies, Fleming mokes you swallow
every word.
But I must dispute the doctor's allegation that nobody can read more than two books a day and absorb their contents, Maybe he would like to have a little wager?
HE is nuts
MUCH enjoyed Mrs Joan Fleming's HE OUGHT TO
SHE is mad
Lower
when
WDD always ready to anybody against anything.
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It would need 000 to 700 or-
"I don't understand art," he said.
h
a
gramme
at
some
tion faced the Socialist- Among them: "You are on-
વન અન controlled housing and planning gaged in the only decent occu- committeo of Doncaster Rural pauon in the world-but you're Couneli,
and it was answered going to have a much rougher with a definite NO.
passage Chan hed. There aro The Committee recommended too
too many of you. that the bookie should not be
Leulty A mild old allowed to open un office next gentleman and Bm interested 10 the 40-year-old brick-built an art. But I am not interested Methodist church at Rossington, in art criticism, the Third Pro- long-hair (Britain's near Doncaster.
And the Council is expected radio network) or highbrows."
With that he was off. to agree.
Each Sunday evening the church has a congregation about 150 people, most of them REALLY When William Rob-
get hamsci miners* Wives and daughters. NINETY BO
Job us ✡ guruener Fow miners go along.
(wo years ug job That Welsh-born Lewis Jones, the
Alici at 7 am. six days miner member of the committee, 50 explained its views
this way: weck-his workmates were sur
*Strong 'back for a m Prised.
the usuni in his sixties," was remark
Last week William reured and his workmates that he was 10,
in
am not a
of
LAS, there is bad news
the pay-off, Shirley Jack- Fon, whose last book, "Life
withg Among the Savages,"
that it was Cosy to understand
B.B.C. into a actually turned
has "Woman's Hour" serial,
Just a a couple shillings on the gone swooning back to her pay-
football pools-that's as far 23 chiatrist's notebook style with 1 go. If people want to gumble, (Michael that's their affair. But the com- THE BIRD'S NEST
(d.).
churchman, and I'm not much of a gambler either.
oupic of
BE SHOT (Hutchinson, 95, 8d.). Joseph, 12. Richmond inte felt that a church and.a
a splendid suspense story about mutty artist called Caspar, Caspar has bewitched a nice young woman call:t Hero into vbig with him. He has esO- brated the Black Mass. And
most of the locals go around saying that they think "Caspar should be shot." In fact,
the say
found out
How did he manage to cuu- vince the aumoruny al pauriey Park, in suburban London, that Le was a bare sixty?
Miss Elizabeth
office should not be mad. Her mania takes the form being
They neighbours. next door of "split" personality, Le., Miss stand
entirely Lor
different.
"No cigarettes wild a bottle of three distinct R thinks herself
things. Some say the church
brown we now und then is my persons:
one one babyish,
stands for good and the betting
And he wanton, one quite nice.
ECCFEL" office for evil, but I wouldn'
COTERYS William stiu does not lock more than 80. She is lurned over to a psy-
go so far as to say that myself." He chiatrist.
but he aamined that the cold succeeds in
But the bookmaker, Norman "fusing" the three personalities
weather--steadily below bought
cold" "really her Tweedale, has already und rechristens Into one
ng, asd his office (once a fish and chip ca-was beguanlig "Morgen Victoria."
Which seems to
bum down. "I gave in to my the shop) and has started redecora- crowning confusion.
ting it. He says he's not beaten family and retired."
only person who doesn't this JS ID anaeme enung e- fugee called Anna Prokop," who the maid-of-all-work at
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Winter Sports
me
BY HARRY
WEINERT
DOING THEIR BIT
IN THE SUNNY SOUTH —
FOR THE
NEWSREEL CAMERAS,
COFL, FIRE BY GENERAL PRATURES. CORA DAWORLD RIGHTS RESERVED.
OPEN THE |WINDOWS.
LET IN SOME AIR/
SOME DEVOTEES CLAIM SKIING IS AT
ITS BEST WHEN THERE'S
LOTS OF NO SNOW.
STANDARD FORMATION FOR, READING THE SUNDAY PAPERS.
THE BATTLE OF THE THERMOSTAT,
"GET GOING- HERES YOUR
CHANCE TO
REDUCE, THAT
WAISTS
UNE
"YEAH IT'S WARMER THAN THE
AIR IN
HERE/
WAIT AWHILE
MAYBE IT'LL
freeze
for
to t
HOUSEWIFE'S Governmeni MILE
research men have let out low facts on what a house- wife down in the home while her ausband is away at work.
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And this was the most sur prising in a small compact none the walks about a miit about her haise day going
A
vicaning and cooking.
The government anen, bers
of
mem-
a building research station operated by the Depart- ment of Scientific and Industrial Research, are studying house wives' hablis and so find out the best way to build a house. To get their facts the re searchers had a special three- bedroom house of plywood built in Hertfordshire, furnished it, throw in all the things that go to clutter up a room-toys for instance then added 10 volun- teer, housewives, one at a and told them to go to work.
Everything was umed. Instrit ments under the Goors charted
movement Inside every
the
house.
And this is
Ana
what the
timo,
searchers found: A housewife spends 70 percent of her time in the kitchen and does 40 per cent of her walking-nearly, half a mile-in there,
She never clores a door hind her
Richard Bateson, who directed the experiment, said: "It is sur
the women Angle way CASH. out the house. If this fyand we think it is we have got to think again about where to put the doors and, how wo should hang them."
WHAT'S IN HS ramte was He-
memperland that' A NAME?
name he had
The judge looked at him quizzically.
Ww he sure” nia No perhaps,
hame was "Remember?! other names?
Forgot?
Not
The accused loslated. The
Capetown: Judge shook his hand and find him- £5,- Remember. wi wo African and He bad form potion the pope which entitled him to be in a thunicipal
THE BARE The Ame IDEALISES
arms—becausó a ma: in on á nísdist vendo now..besiting that he of colour: fim of the The bride Paliski e
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