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By OSWALD JACOBY
How do you make four stude
In today's band ogalant per- fert defence? The opening bod the four of diamondle, seul you Bet now on your own.
If you try the club Anestar, 11 will dope to East's long East will then return the opera" of heart and the defenders will prumpfly take three heart trickst
Despite the unfortuinte pori- tion of the king of club and the aen of hearts, the cuntract ent be made against perfect defere Lank the hart over and deende . Your own line of play before vading on.
East plays the king of des otis on the first trick, you naturally rut. I'm everybody got this play right
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You now trasf I dummy'a olne and return a da mon Eart plays the que of diamonds anul you ruff again.
You now lend
to dummy's ten
low Forl
EDITORS PRESS SERVICE, IND-HURYA YONK
THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1954.
WHY PEOPLE LAUGH,
WHY
THEY
WEEP
New York. gradations is for the in- recessarily imply a quafitalive
from a Bucini
the negriive character of a negativo value, I do not
WHEN people laugh, they dividual a kind of symbolic degradation, In diminishing, for
arc seeking, without boratton knowing It, to "dograde" pressure from which he degrade it, because it does not that at which they laugh- Buffers. when people weep, it is over the "losa" of that for which they cry.
"When the Individual cases to suffer from the effect of those Fonventions and prohibitions, hỏ is no longer toget to degrade
Therefore,
the who tell us the
maal piquant mories."
Devaluation
Those are conclusions of theif vaiue, Dr Alfred M. Stern, Pro- neither the old indice nor fessor of Languages and old gentlemen Philosophy at the California Institute of Technology, who had sought to explain "the psychological pheno- men of laughing and cry- ing.
which are so typie- ally human and, never- theless, NO deeply irra
"Anyone catch your fancy?"
By STELLA ❘tional."
YOUR BIRTHDAY·
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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 4
CHIN today, you are able to adapt yourself easily a changing vonditions; you are not one to become rigid in your ideas, your beliefs and your actions. You enjoy country life and wil be happiest If you do not have to live in the city Not that you are not equal to coming up to a crisis, und showing great energy
dativity when needed, but you prefer a quiet, pleasant life,
This may be due, in part, to the fact that your health is not Your nervous energy often a colarst as you might wish it to be
saler from truns your physical stamina and you with from fatigue rather aby. Lenn conferve your energy whi
whenever posable and ve your enthusiasm, which runs high-for important projects.
at
e sure that you always get your proper quota of sleep,
You have a chresful, optimistic nature moke friends wherever you go. Exact and methodical in wit detail work, you an always be depended on to carry through on any project you begi You women are fond of children and make fine mothers and homemakers. You will be happiest if you wed early in If and raise a family of your own upon which you can lavish ww love and
affection.
Among those burn on this date arv: Edward Bates, states- torti. Jonathan Knight, inedical ploneer; Phoebe Cary, poet; Thomas H. Waller, architect: Cyremina Van Gordon, singer,
To And what the stars have in store for you tomorrow.
sufer kny deterioration of its quality. 1 simply devalue It quantitatively."
he
As an example of what meant. He elted the "smile of modesty" which spreads over the face of a pretty woman when she is toid Is pretty, Con- ventions require her to give the "amile of modesty, It she didn't "devaluate by a smile. at least Actitiously--the aesthetic But there are kinds of laughter value which was ascribed to her which have nothing to do with by the
compliment she would the "comic.” He cited "the leave herself open to all kinds ughter of joy, closely linked of criticism. Look at her! the with the tears of joy, and the other lodies will say. She takes smiles of modesty, polllenes, this seriously; ahe really "another phenomenon
The profesor expressed him- call devaluation.
Felf m a beck (published in "By devaluation," he continued, Park), "Philosophie du Rire et t mean ппу quantitative des Pleurs," Cal Tech digested of positive or it to circulate among its alumni diminution
not and students.United Press,
ele." He exlpained them by believes in her superiority?
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which
"We laugh at degraded values or in order la de grade values," he said, "but we weep about threatened, negative value, which does lost, and unattainable values, the If the laughter about comic is the instinctive ex- pression of a negative value judgment concerning & de- weep- gradation of values,
instinctive ing is the
ex- pression of a positive value Ljudgment.
unattainable, values,"
on
threatened, lost and
Revenge Motivo Hitmalt beings have "vigorous sexual passions," he pointed out; but those passions are hemmed in by all variolies of restrictions
f your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph.whose pressures no person Let your birthday star be your daily guide.
Can
In this
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escape. the explanation of why SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) the off-colour joke it you are feeling a little under funny. ከ ht weather thea stays. your family doctor. m
very important.
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dummy's last diamond If you have made this series of plays, undoubtedly on the
You
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right track,
East must play a low diamond on the third round of the suit, and you must send one of your clicks. This gives Weat a diamond trick, but it depelviss Fist of a club trick It is m even exchange, but it has the great advantage of shutting Fast out of the lead,
West's best return is a club. and you put up dummy's acc You now rolur the Jack of clubs, tending to ruff 1f Est plays the king but to discard o heart if East plays low.
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VIRGO (Aug. 24-Reps, 23)--- Pay attention to tuking porul care of your health, Other- wise, it is a fine day for your
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De rest, Someone may this week-end.
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Be as patient as you can.
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LEO (July 24-AUK 28) You should be able to enjoy a second day of rest and relaxa
you have the feeling you're not appreciated enough, maybe it' because you want your way lion. the
all the time
After you have ruffed out the king of clubs, you can get back to dummy with the king spades in order to cash what- ever clubs still are left in dummy. You are sure to get two disers. thereforts log only two hearts in addition the diusmond afruary conceded
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Even if West happens to have the king of clubs, you would
su mikr your contract You would discard a heart on the Jack of clubs, and West would win with the king. You woul! then be able to get to dummy for two more discards on the clubes, and these three discards would leave you with only une heart loser.
♥÷CARD Serised
both <--- With
sides vul- nerable, the bidding has been: North
East South West
1 Damoud Double
You, South, hold: Spade 8, Hearts 9-3-2, Diamonds K-Q-7- 6-2, Clubs K-8-3-2. you do?
What
do
A-Bid three diamonds. This shows excellent trump support and moderato strength. With a really good hand you'd redouble.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as In the question just answered. You, South, hold: Spade 8, Hearts 9-3, Diamonda K-Q-7- 0-2, Clubs K-9-6-3-2. What do you do?
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