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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, AUGUST 7, 1954.
AND: FOR THOSE, WHO PREFER A BOOK INDOORS, HERE'S NEWS OF AN OUTDOOR HERO
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A COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT
PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS
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THIRD For the first time in to keep going by paying a 13 to twenty simple ecmmands, like
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Anton pounds fine once a fortnigh!, months, Καταπ the
When the "ease of the Third as composer of Man" was given more space in the second year the child bogan world acclaim
newspapers than the
to use words and phrases quile the "Harry Lime" theme in the foreign
Austrian Foreign Minister's spontaneously, and to imitato Third Man" film, has a happy speech at the Berlin conference, the nations of is elders, in a smile on his foco,
glory. Good old Jim has bɛon (Gryphon Books, dr. Gd), THEME ither player who wan uf crealed Barti- donnell.
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My, how enjoyed this out- rageous bock, Jim Bredy la my new here. In slavish imilation now going thely around 1 un with ile us
my eyes perpetuidly na rowed. much to the alpens my friends. Jim makes Captain
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a little Jaw." His eyes Hornblower. B.N., look positive- are almost continually narrowed, ly ladylike.
bjes Then, and when he is 15
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Well, Jim
Steve Lovett is the hero, Steve Is a sturgeon who loves his work. He is engaged to beautiful, rich Is Cross Leslie Townsend who
because Steve paid his patients Best.
understands. Julle is a nurse,
Anton's
the Politics. when
Licence became
100gh
bespectacled, middle-aged lttle And now at last, after Anton's
to
Fell
wine,
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"throw
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way the animal could manage. Only in a few muscular activities, ke climbing, jump- g, and using its feet for holding or grasping, did the chimpanzco finally outdistance the child,"
NEW TIE
making
to
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one
Since January, Austrian musician first opened
wine lawyer had threatened to take his Heurige, or Vienna
the casc before the Austrian the Third Lavern, "At the Sign of
ilcence his But slender brown-eyed Julie Man," he has been entertaining Supreme Court, he has got back
his customers and serving food
pickled meet and drink-without a leence.
Members of the British Aha, But there is also a villain
Trouble started at Anton's
Tie Manufacturers' Club 51- lavern keepers, round the sneaking
hospital, when rivai
are the men who design and make the old school tie, terrible, careless, slipshod Drfering from an overdose of sour NO BOMBS, According
A suspension PLEASE grapes, applied for
the regimental tle and club tie- Vincent head. Vincent even-
of the successful zither wizard's
ini fact every kind of e-but tually breaks n bottle of all-
licence to "purvey wine, pickled this week, Parisians are "dly it has taken then a long time important plasma because he is
meat, fried chicken and Wiener requested"
to get round on the grounds that bombs or other explosive maiter specially for themselves. atten- Schnitzel unwante theusong 2015
and de drains or to dustbins." Anton was a mere amateur,
magnificen! Jens on Julie in the blood bank.
The notice explains
112 rich that
affaly were too many ta vers:s there
burgundy- silk with in the Third Man City anyway, sewage workers don't like the olet
coloured So Steve discovers that it is
Niver ն
bomb the idea of meeting really Jule he loves.
Rather than give
diagonal stripe, and is only sold Jealousies of his less successful le bit.
privately to members at a micro professional' rivols. - Anton
Apparently, the
27. Ud. breathed dehance, and managed came necessary after alth int The desig meopornies
reminder that it was miegal to unobtrusive piece atvertising. possess explosives Many Running along the stripe to 100k Parisians sl have otel bombs like part of the pattern are the A tonir," fett over from the undergemund words: "A new ile Is
written backwards so as to be No one will be prosecuted if decipherable only in front of a
municipal bomb mirror. r asks the |disposers to take the stuff off his
hands.
-Meet the
* all ab the deen sta #therinen of San Fear o
So nurse gets surgeon. what could be nicer than that?
And
Bit rat
Winy
he goes to the heal Actul, mai realates, will, the girls And be lewÉTIS, TO Oh, how Jin learns to Indeed, he boxes si funct
10x LXIX.
that his eveis social encounter is accompanied by a dear aft!
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Unapot BANGALOR w" Carl is a 110-00
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STATISTICS show that an or
dinary pipe can be smoked 18 minutes.
If you don't or of matches.
know the things it takes 40 to 50 years to learn.
“Jan stopped buck ane pret. Isthely Jama Chr hum really with ett book to the Sufe
of the
A swift brown br JiaW Lett 14 Bis opponent flushed hts
face, and a Fight fist Pippist savagely do has solar jakemass
and 19
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Into action
Battling Jim joins
The Aus-
rebun Navy 1 eyes are nur Towest all the
We follow dvancement.
every step of dis
4 primary seittion to ble SCARGAN to leading hand, aut just abast the youngest "kilbek" in the Australian Navy
Jim gues into action His ship engages the Italian Navy *The magazine below hu gua turnąt catches fire and it is he (every- one else in authority being dead EM' unconscious} who Corder the blazing magazine ku This drowns a good be flooded. low of his chuma.
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Poor old Jun, He has a species of nervous breakdown. But the book ends on a real bugle moje
A Killick
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VIGNETTES OF LIFE
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WILL YOU STOP
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EATING BETWEEN MEALS
IS PERMISSIBLE — in int
FOR THE HORSE.
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ATAN EARLY AGE ~~
Hung is won aver, pow ne bowls grows more and muc Erkable, less and less evil. in company of this good old 1171 this IN The crux of th
TONY
Pentually in a terrible siluir. Celfish Brune sudslealy behaves;
Tak berm
Kes
Carl
overboard Carl cannot swun Bruno goes after tom, saves him, and is Bruns who is nally swept away nod drowned. "Brung, of all people, just because an old dumb Sean-
daboovian called you son-gave you the only thing in the world you really wanted."
1 last thought:
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hero.
How Mr Garn mannges to combine his highly plous senti- ments with violence in a tale of such excitement should be Leserun to all the blood and mayhem toys.
At the hospital
Co much for setion. How about There is per- fectly splendid American story called FIVE O'CLOCK
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some back wooin
season ។ here, Watermelon but it's sl better for kids to with ordinary wash their curs
it les fellow who gets bis hair water
March instead of April,
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an Vo
One nice thing umaat living, to 100 Is that insurance opents quit bothering you.
Love is about the only thing that can make midnight seem like 10 o'clock.
Some of the sopranos (311
days.
HAT TRICK
notiers
that
one
Now the New Zealand Anny will look more
the Boy Scouts like than the Boy Scouts themselves
and vice versa.
The famous "boy scout" hal, adopted later by the Army, hus been abandoned by the Scouts.
And guess wint the Scouts will weari
Army type herets,
Happines forgetting the the future.
to thean sens
past and trusting
casier to
THE CHIMPAu experiment in AND BABY which a Professor and
wite his
The new
eir's are”
only
It is
BEE
a
Starvation faLES
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FAMINE millions of bees in the worth of England nb result of the fallare of thei
1000. main stree of summer
ны the white clover. The crop has failed because of cold weather,
Unless there
an "Indian Summer" in the autumn when beekeepers can take their hives to the moors for the heather crop stocks of bees will have
10 Scop be ted on sugar syrup
winter. through the then allve
said 10
ww for
This suminer been the known.
nuvo
beekeeping
wrecks are looking for-
ward to the
to steer and ride adopted a little chimpanzee call- ONE-ARMED drive, easier
BANDITS Gua and brought it up side The cumfortably. more
by side with a human baby is Trouble is paying.
de serbed by Sir Cyril Burt, reappearance of slot machines, formerly Professor of Psychology They at London University,
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It's okay for a golfer to get article in Family Dizelor, the Moduul Association radlo sound like an ear, nose blisters on his hands as long as British
he keeps them out of his vocabu-magazine. not throat case.
lary.
"Don't spend all you make" bank advertisement. Almost as bad as not making all you
spend.
A girl sinks In the arms of love and winda up with her arms in the sink,
Young people are considered foolish SUR-
because they
don't
Horse "Non' Sense
"JUST SHOW HER YOU'RE
THE BOSS- SHE'LL BE GENTLE AS A LAMB.
LOOKS LIKE THIS SYSTEM
WON'T WORK. HERE
ANY BETTER THAN IT DOES
AT HOME.
COPR, 1154 BY GENERAL FEATURES CORF. THE WORLD RIGHTS BRIENVID.
5-30
\THE EQUESTRIENNE
PATYAINS PERFECT" FORM
The average man takes 18.000 steps a day, according to statis- a new it if he's tics, Double Lather.
"Gua
As an
treated not animal pet but as a member of the family dressed exuelly like the
child, nursed and trained In the same way, rewarded, scolded or punished in the same way." writes Sir Cyril.
"At first the development of the chimpanzee was much more rapid, he learned to use a cup and There's really nothing much spoon several weeks before his to talk about but bridge when human companion. By the age of every member of a bridge club twelve months he was able to shows up.
walk upright, and could respond
"DAD, I NEED TWO DOLLARS
FOR PEANUTS/
BY
BARRY
WEINERT
THE HOMING PIGEON
THAT TURNS AND HEADS BACK TO
THE STABLE
BEFORE
HIS RIDER CAN GIVE ONE *YIPPY-I-AY"/
"IT ISN'T THAT I'M
ALLERGIC TO HORSES- THEY'RE
ALLERGIC
TO ME/"
"IT'S ALL RIGHT,
DEAR- "THAT'S THE NAME OF THE HORGE HE KHIRES?
boen have
missing in Greece, not on moral grounds
Las coumary but because the and no cors since the war.
Inflation hit so hard that it a truckload would have taken of coins to buy anything much more expensive than a pair of
New shoelaces.
the currency has been reformed.
A thousand drachmas In the old currency will be worth one
in the new.
•
UNLUCKY They called 36-
Mateo your old ONE.
the Seville
เค lucitiest man in Spain.
One by one, in the last four months, his four children were killed in accidents. Then three rallway crashes and a car crash killed his mother, his brother, and his two sisters.
One day this week Mateo had ndreum. He saw himself killed in un explosion.
The next day, a hand-grenade military biew
during up
Mateo was killed.
manoeuvre.
Buenos
Aires THAT'S
figure EXTORTION! police
they've un- covered the great-granddaddy of the world's extortion plots.
Behind bars is 28-year old ships' watchman Oscar Perez Escudero.
Here's what police say he did: First, he agreed to work an illegal
currency switch to get $360 for a 42-year-old English-
man.
When the latter_showed up for his money, Escudero demanded (1) that he sign
paper
in front of two witnesses agreeing to let Escudero marry his daughter, (2) that he add 5,000 pesos in cash; (3) that he A ward- throw in two chairs, robe and a chest of drawers for
good measure.
Penalty for not paying up-no
to the dollars and exposure police.
The Englishman paid and signed. Then Escudero demand- ed the dollars back, 100-is a dowry.
OH! Who ever thought a OHI
Frenchman would need somebody to help him find a wife?
Frenchmen-gays Mile Jeanette
Marchal,
And guess who's going to offer that helping hand?
An Englishwoman! Her Dond bureau in Street matrimonial London won such acclaim that she had hundreds of letters trom Frenchmen asking if sho would open a branch in Paris to help them.
She has and she's aired Mile Marchal to do the job.
•
MONKEY In Itoms last week, BUSINESS they made a mon
Moy out of J. Fred Muggs, the famous (or in- famous) chimpanzeo of Ameri can television. Ken
The railways ruled. He was *ferocious Beast" and wouldn't lot hun, rid
In packing
The fine arts issued an order that no pictures could be taken of MURTH with the elty's mopumante background.
Police Were ordered to follow him everywhere—just, to make sure there was
business,
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