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"I hope to be a T.U.C. leader and be invited to Buckingham Palace when
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But, Mr. Wodehouse, what about The Girls?
BRING ON THE GIRLS. By P. G.
Wodehouse and Guy Bolton. Jenkin
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SETTLING Several malibags applied to the Goverment for
FAMILY
full of problems permission to wear the ancient lie on the desk of Gordon fartan instead of a uni-
PROBLEMS West Germany's form. He hadn't bought a pair first Minister for Family of trousers for 15 years, he ex- plained, and had worn the kilt aince he was four or five,
Afairs.
Ronging from lovelorn to heapecked, hundreds of citizens are sending letters to Bonn about their personal troubles since Chancellor Konrad Ade
brand-new Dauer creatext the Ministry last month.
"My harband lef. me. Please
onc see to it that be returne," angry German wife commanded.
"It is your task to tell my wife she has to quit smoking,' a tinid husband suggested.
The letters bear such ad- dresses
"Minister for the Creation
Families" and "Minister for Protection of the Family," but all finally get to Frunz Josef Wuermeling.
A devout Catholic, father of a turge family, and close friend of Adenauer. Waermeling is mak→ ing story in his unique post.
The Ministry's goals include of hæreasing the attractivenesa marriage for bachelors und spinsters, checking the mounting nationad divorce rate and en- couraging small familles to have more bables
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TIDYING UP
Cairo's
"barrow boys**
bo are to
uniform put into khuk! overall, white cap und araband.
And their barrows are to be painted white, blue, crean or of grey according to the area The capital in which they will De allowed to operate,
This is the latest move by Egypt's Revolutionary Cum- Brithda
mand in its drive to tidy sponsorent civilisation
uts which brings all devrieks
the streets and to rid them of Tak Bit
dement "Troubles for tourists." After & the wimply
view")
desertbed with Tragic struggle,
Gordan elabert, elefanteet An impressive vel, written under the shadow
Latwrener of Arabia "
HOT FREEZE. By Martin
204
Cairo's warming shoeblacks, Louvenir-sellers and lemonade- bowkers have bertume notorious over the years for their pestering of visitors. Many of them are pickpockets and "cosh boys" on
One the side.
favourite trick of the whining shoeblacks is to throw mud ver the footwear of Fatropeans refusing a “sbine."
Edinburgh-born Douglas Scurrah hus becomTIO the postman in 'Auck-
Mr
arxd Permission was granted now the residents of the Auck- land suburb of Mount Eden watch with interest and ad- miration for their kilted post- man to come swinging along the road.
Scurrah says his family Ireland 1s North
associations Gaelle, but family entitle him to wear the Gordon tartan. Hla working kilt cost him £18 nine years ago when Royal he bought it from the Family's kili-maker, but he also has a dress kilt with him.
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IT NEVER RAINS BUT . int the ro
of a new apartment block LIL Telun, Spanish Morocco.
A gust of wind tore down the scaffolding.
half
Iouac grabbed a rope way down. The rope broke.
Then he grabbed a flapping window blind. That held, but his momentum carried him into a flat where a woman Mouglal he was a burglar and screamed for the police.
A NOCGIN
OF GRAPE?
The
clvil gov- ernor of Madrid and a group of
newspapermen -- experts all - went out the country
ไว sample beer last week.
What they drank looked like
tasted beer,
beer, and smelled like beer.
But
Wos made trom
ке
grapes.
wine-grower, Spanish worried by the world wine surplus, developed the process. He wants the govern- ment to subsidise its develop- snent.
in
Dew
THIS IS Along the 24 miles from Pall to Han- WAR
Want
India, neck and neck locusta raced with an express trein this week.
The insects won. The locusts have been "dive- bombing" trains all summer.
one, they they catch swarm into the open compart- menia.
Keinhardt; s. 6.; забен Rent-born, Canadian the-out visit to London wer
Wodehince's lomiteaed, Bart Bys the scen bles
whom of his crackling new "toughie"
Mike LL: loves was ball, nd Monckim
Montreal. undern Carlin, his ex-Mounile detective, KILTED the dramatist, who
out as given the task of tinting out } POSTMAN where a rich woman's peruilur
the money best known Betting an
taxic
Zealand. It is not MONSTER'S According land, New he spends a truly. The
puzzling:
instead of MONSTER? even
surprising, because dangerous. Resemblorees to conventional postman's uniform
he wears the kilt tayinond Chandler's won may
When he took the job while laecidental are not unpleas-
visit to New Zealand he
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HONGKONG
KOWLOON
VIGNETTES OF LIFE
"WE'VE DECIDED
TO DO IT OURSELVES,
ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?“
CAN HANG
PRETZELS ON IT/"
THAT WE STUFF USUALLY HAS
A JOKER IN IT
CONGRATULATIONS, PAL-
I SEE YOU'VE FIXED IT AGAIN
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THE PLUMBER'S BEST FRIEND.
"NEAT, EH? You
Do-It-Yourself
I HAD A CARPENTER FIX
THE STEPS --- HERE'S THE BILL/
AFTER SPENDING FIFTY DOLLARS
FOR POWER TOOLS
TO FIX THE BACK STERS— HE COMES UP WITH THIS.
COPR. 1964 BY GENERAL FEATURES GOLF, TMWORLD RIGHTS RESERVEDS
WHEN DO WE EAT ?
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. HOW TO BUILD A FRE FIRST.
BUILD YOURSELF A LBACKYARD BARBECUE AND YOU'LL BE ON THE ∙PKN IN NO TIME
6-13
MUNENT
"STOP? I'LL
OPEN
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THE ONES WHO HAVE A KNACK FOR GETTING THINGS DONE--- FOR.
Jarrut tra い
BY HARRY
"DIDN'T THOSE GRAPES EVER HEAR OF THE LAW OF GRAVITV ?“
a
WEINERT
"ER-MAYBE IF WE
HANG THE PICTURES UP-SIDE DOWN TOO
NO ONE WILL NOTICE ITĮ “
CHARACTERS WHO CAN'T EVEN
STICK A STAMP
ON AN ENVELOPE SHOULDN'T ATTEMPT THIS.
I DO ALL MY OWN DESIGNING
ALL IT TAKES ISA LITTLE
NERVE/*
"I ALWAYS SAY-IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE-
DO IT YOURSELF/“
to Greenlandera the sea monster:
lie
of recent years, including Loch Ness port, are pretty tams stuff.
They claim ano so big that, when it passes throw the zo les channel from its he in Natsilikan Lake to the sea, 17 leaves scales as big as BauceLy on the shore and throws Ир Coulders in its wake.
103-
Nicolaj Hosing, chairman of the Godthaab Municipal Coun- eil, says he has comtele ports un ne monster dependent observer--at they all tally.
Iron L ·
FARE WAS Oldest
living former Languti THE BOY
taxi - driver CHURCHILL George Thomas Durham, I blored, pussey, who for 50 of his 94 years drove caus, hansom und motor ruudu Landon streets until no reliev Just before the war.
For 32 years, always wearing a top hat and heavy inign- buttoned cont, Mar Duinum drove hansoms, then changed to motors. He preferred mourS they did not have to be watched and did not do what one of fals horses did one any-kick tne front of the cab in and break from the shafte.
He talks of the famous fares ho has had: the Graud. Duke Michael of Ruasin when he was attached to the Royal mows 10 tako important visitors to the Abbay at the Coronation Edward VII; of who said to
to him, "You're :
good
G. Grace, replied
"And of Sir
a good cricketer': of Winston Churchill at the age of 14, "You would never imagino ho would be Prime Minister. I can see him now looking up at his mother as she paid the fare."
34 YEARS Food
buried in 1920 in the Arctio
FROZEN wastes by Amund-
sen has just been eaten at a fashionable luncheon
Copenhagen hotel. The Zood
was discovered by: another ex-
inn
plorer just back from Groene fand and the meal was enjoyed by himself and his colleagues, Liver
parte and fish cakon which had been burlad, for 24 years tarbed just as good as the freshest food. Only the butter hnd suffered. It resembled motor bubricant and didn't taste much better.
LONGIVITY
ADVICE
taxidriv fired
passengers), 4 bad" following adges (or) thier; i
his cablARX 2017-"Better to drive at 10,
And live to 80?!%
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