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JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Joke Has Various
Effects on Players
WEST
9759
A 104 Q10
4452
NORTH (D)
A90 075
AD+2
4K 109
SOUTH
KJ3
⚫ J703 476+3
BABT
18
K 1002 842
KAS
♣AJO
Neither side vul.
North Ext Nouth WonE
Pass Pass Ганя I ❤
Double Rod!, ! N.T. Double
Panc PASA l'agn
Opening lead-A 3
By OSWALD JACOBY
[ODAY'S hand was amuing to but North and
Tverybody
South. The Joke happened to be but it was all their on them, own fault.
There Was 5249 trapon North's takeout double of bar bert Is all that to shade a takeout double when you have gour distribution, but it's just asking for trouble to make a light double when your distribu- tion is the worthless 4-3-3-3.
Nobody would blane North for doubling with the Jagh cards if he had a single- heart and four rurts In
the other suits,
414 tich of
hand North with that sort of wouldn't betually get into much trouble.
When Eat very properly re doubled, South should have stayed out of the auction to let North took for a rescue. The part- Hersch might have struggl
who h
nt we diamond
Ave tricks would be wan would be no bargain, since Hart anal West would not have Did a game if left to their own +evices, but at leasL it would sit be a disorder,
P
Against the actual contract of doabled, West no-truo openext the three uf spartes. De clarer player low from the study, al East won with the Jung Bast returned the leuce of spacer, West put up the queen, and dummy 3374 the nee
1
1
with
South rented to go after the cumonds by leading a low rard From the dummy. East ducked,
West win
with The te West then led
spade to East's tru
heart return through declarer. After win- ning thi heart trick, West let mother spade to East's eight, and got another heart through South.
1
any
Upon winant the Second round of hearts West shrewdly 1es the queen of diamonds, didn't want to give Bast trunble wift the discarding. There was lots of ture to cash the goud hearts, for it was clear that Eust had another heurt lefl.
LOITOND PREES FLUVIRE, INC HUIYA FORE
1047
"Goodness knows, we need rain! I haven't had a
BY
decent meal in days.”
•
THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
E craze s tricks and indigela to make her ure productive aloms of mone das resulted i
£21.000.000 for the Food Ministry.
. fur the taxpayer. The next orate will be for tricks and gadgets To top it lying, and thut will
en deares
Why not abolins hens and eggs. and put the money into soaking utcodes for export) We night get foreign rod i exchanger for the bay clen, a megs 1 exchange for nur wait con) I have worked all enterally. It only 11 very the ridiculous bet aute
net dra
Information
4
AM glad that linental sendonte, From the soil comes heat of wan quoted la Parliament Bit d
11 g of the uptred utteranura of the informeten Division of the Tressary. bul ileocond pallion hould Pantain a correction: "Jabora
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1954,
Oughterard, Co Galway. Me and Mr O'Shenkoe brought Tim up as A farmer, but he went to Russlo 421 J92. The fact have beenz denied, but people go on believing
as is only and proper. them,
Invisible screen process
A
REPORT from New York Baya thurt forurene has invented a new wide-reteen proces, which can prufeet the impe circle cand tre advantage of thos that Wi
11
Complete
audience." The Îngroyement
audiences will be able
S THE Wave)-setts.
luded in to
LA
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and go round
CROSSWORD
ACTOSS
1. The Australians seem to be
beating coRI, UD. (V)
10. The kind of sauca tist knowe
its mention (3)
11. Most of the army. (8)
12 is the mad tallor olumney † (0) 13. It often appeara with Shanks
When you fùmp up. (4)
15. They make their home in the
(4)
10 Grim boars are unikely to sta
tilis. (9).
23. Asean. (4)
24. The beautiful woman roada ilke
the art hour
25. Take care, anido upset.
20.ore than one make a race. (3) 21. id ones come from the era. 10) 28. More than half of the nose-divo.
(8)
20. takes a song with Auki Lang.
(4)
Down
1. Boon one je a good friend, (9)
(3) 2. Our in penalty area.
3. Nutting to add to the souro. (3)
4. Bingo star of Toad Hall. (4)
8. This xind or hand is plaudes
tins, (5)
6. The unusual hair of the rare
pita translated, (4)
7. The kind of horne goes Zenteel
OTET & Clear course. (6)
8. Time out of joint, (s)
V. Aasais as away. (1)
14. The hymn is over. (4)
ard
17. Backwoods without the timber, 18. Mistakes. (4) (0)
of the 17 Down 19. Efforts
directed to preventing these, to 28. a certain singunt of deteriora.
tion has taken place (
21. Tired without the medal. The
22. More crabwise (5)
and round to their hearts" content. Mother
separate reren from the mulience by a high 10 that everyone would have Tos lite perkrope on paying for And Who would grudge his seat ine extra milling
or two
fur a of "Antony uns periscope-view
leopatra" u pet
for the coll" As a theme for a Tek, teh
further barcod-slicet
From CHOK
import of our fee
Burgent
from river 1
O'Shenkoe of Oughterard
SEEING
Maushal Timoshenko's meie news gali recalled 10 we the furious entroversy skar- when i revenzed that ing the ANM als father was one D'hrukne,
from
A
Glich wa dining with a ten
West End resturant Use were cal- other at Wilde y
and wh the menu called chicken admirer ut save mulleres a fostorn snoter table, sulling sally at her. She drow the many attention, sud work in a worry Vater, Throw him
bone Raluh
YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA
TUESDAY, MARCH 23
yeah
will
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natural that thet kitis du noi always have today, you die Dleader
Your love natures are strong wind and have an executive
wal large fands of mind wharh just naturally fine tunis wherever yout IKT
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definite todent for getting ehead You ale have the Pit Son terug able to relate you butes ant posit
Not cuntnots advantageously 10 ans me can resent it, for ายน
to the top. enry along with YOU
We have worked with
1se
set als gre legal do
Selehene interests you and yo have leaning toward experimenta tion aid anvention Ikely that prvens ont Clerich which you invent will bra internal rewards it only ADO WIH wet that it is marketed well,
AUT
fantastr
You men are athlete and track of Prišlo je 1/4 You of the fir bey are apal tas be what my enlledi "thos and an etildien will be
of all the activitys hurt the bos e enjoy As your Row older, will tend to settle down but Sm will still have that feeling of comradeship. with the upponile ex
ARIES
Mar
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24
21-Apr 20) - Be men nu to get its a quarte? The Mightest Imgscemtal 193 might lead to a serious argument. TAURUS (Apt. 21-May 201
wwn. once you deckle to Kettle
1
the MerlosING business of A home and pulsive Tamily You make a entendit, understanding parent whose chihiro
cee your
To find what the tara have in store for tomorrow, select your birthday the corresponditul and paragraph Let your birthday
be your day guide.
(3)
24. Thero's only one to a school, (4)
HAR TUJET
ONCE VA SWELL R SERPEN GATUM ARAR
ARUNGE(SE) SONAT HEUY ETCHCHAVR
SOLUTION
WOMANSENSE
Spring In Paris
The butcher
boy for
ME 1
HERI
is
Misa Parls 1054 giving her new coatfreck
Its Gral spring outing. It is In blue and white striped flannel. Wears A KAY
and with it she straw boater.
Inspiration
But what is the behind this outfit that embodies the latest French fashion trends”
Why, the butcher
TO CHECK
course. YESTERDAY'S
PUZZLE
DUMB-BELLS
I COME
FROM! AUSTRALIA
REALLY?
YOU SPEAK GOOD
ENGLISH FOR
A FOREIGNER
DR
00
125
134 [FOCER SYNDICATE,
boy, of
You
him see
in the back- ground of Rix's sketch, whisti- ing as he bleycles round with his deliveries, wearing blue and white striped
and straw boater,
his big
apron
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
¿Page
Honeymoons In Danger!
By EILEEN ASCROFT
THE old-fashioned
JUST FAKES
・
THE crime wave la changing
is moon
threatened ing companionslip and cop-
sideration can prove with extinction. That
spiration for the whole of a dreamy interlude of roman married life. tic bliss, of kisses and champagne, of expensive hotels, moon-lit balconies and flower sprays is not as
jewellery fashions. the important to
newly Women with valuable jewels married as it used to be. now keep them in the banic and remove them only for very But what a mistake it is to special parties or dances. For dispense with the only two or daily wear they feel safer with three really care-tree weeks in semi-precious stones
or just married life.
plain fakes.
trend is Christian Dior, actress Virginia Me who now sees his costuma 'Kenna left
bride jewellery being marketed in groom Denholm Elliott London. Much of it is almost at the altar to markably effective,
This month's bride, appy about this keep-it-in-
return
for her new
which
re-
to rehearsals Good ideas include necklaces play in three sizes and carrings in three two for tiny women, medium
opened
days after her wed- *ding.
And there was Peter Ustinov last month who said good-bye to his bride Suzanne Cloutier at Chelsea
Office Register
and
or large, and a quivering TUBO
that breaks apray
into two
brooches.
IDEA FROM FINLAND
drove off to do some fliming at AFTER
Elstree Studios.
WHAT THEY MISS
THESE young couples are
mlesing
as two people
recent day's skiing in the Norwegian mour- tains, i was introduced to the A Finnish Bath. mysteries of Wonderfully soothing for tred aching and considerably bruised
After
The
n
warm
something Im- limbs, portant," said Mayo Wingate. Many of the houses in Oslo Psychologist and co-founder of are fitted with their own bath- the Marriage Society.
lug rooms where the whola He explained that the family takes a special weekly minimum of two weeks is need- bath. ed to adjust oneself to new cone relax in the hot room, which is shower you ditions of living instead of one,
like a Turkish bath, without "And this should be done in the steam. Then comes a cold quiet
surroundings away from shower and stimulation of the everyday life and work."
circulation ho
with fine switches says, "particularly from loving made of twigs. familles and old friends."
result is Invigorating honeymoon should be and a great feeling of well-
"It says Wingate,
being. good for the health of And now the Finnish Bath both husbund
wife has been introduced to London und to have it rest and
change by a Norwegian. I went along Treal feather pillows to or of
of scene after the excitement to repeat the pleasant per- airing on the clothesline and organisation of the wedding. formance in Kensington.
You'll get rid of occasionally,
My own view is that the girl- dust
Difference between tha: Lan- get buck the Soft
who settles for no honeymoon don and Oslo baths. is that men fluft.
ភ is
fool. Marriage is a tricky and women arc segregated and difficult undertaking. How in London. Allow one and a ever happy, there are the in half hours for the bath and each evitable rough patches and it don't forget a shower cap and from is good then to inve memories now make-up,
of a happy beginning. A truly
soot when It's
is
The preserved."
A teaspoon of sugar added to before using, . and the the water improves the flavour readily
the odour
washed.
and lessons
cooking turnips.
remove
when
on
싶다
white spots blonde furniture, rub with the insulted meat of a pecan,
Apply soap to the sides and bottom of a glass coffee muker
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Mr. Merlin's Magician-Friend
THE
He Does the Rope Trick for the Shadows-→→
By MAX TRELL
"Would
"I'm delighted to on his head. know you," Mr Yogi-Yogi said THE private telephone, behind to Korf and Hanid.
the bookcase in the Play- you like to see my rope trick?"
Knarf and TOOTH WAS ringing.
Hanid said that Knarf and Hamid, the shadow-children with they would certainly like to see the furned-about names, heard
It is important for you to keep. Hanid picked it up and sald Within Your budge these
"Hello," rven start lo Perhaps you could dummy's
South had alrendy taken one trick with the ace of spades and should have taken second ace before the mice got at it. But he refused the din- mond triek, hoping that some- thing would luppen. Something chat.
Gave
GEMINI May 21-he 2)- Avold breakage by being vareful when you ere bading perisanje thing- Don't let haste enake wasic,
PANCER
(Inne
this trick.
one
"Then come out Into the gar- den," said Mr Yogi-Yogi. "I This is Me Merlu," said the
can only do the rope trick when Voice at the other end of the
I have plenty of room." telephong, "I'd like you to come down to
"This is my place a sou) 415
of the most 22-July 231- It could be a good time to start the you can. I've got a maglelan wonderful tricks in the world,' ganden—at least get plens
He has some Mr Merlin said Lo Knart and well in advance of actual "diggins here on India.
wonderful tricks which he'd Hanid, as they all walked out LEU (Juty 24 - Aug. 23) -
Into Mr Merlin's very pleasant If you are alert to your present like to show you." opportunities and malte the most of
"It's the only Irick of garden, them. you Gun Acctext in yoniz
megle I can't do myself, though ubjective
I've tried many times. I'm going to watch him very closely and see if I can't learn how he does
Coming Right Down
West promptly cashed his two good hearts, and dummy Wits squeezedi Duminy could save anly three cards. If one of them was the ace of diamonds, the de- fenders would take the last
tricks with three
A while longer
Hanid Better to wait for. it clubs.
before making an important decision down. duminy discarded the ore of which will influence your entie diamonds. Fast would save the future. king of diamonds and two clubs for the In three tricks.
The penalty of 1100 points pleased the defenders. hugely, but North and South were not ausd.
♥CARD Senseệ♦
Q-The bidding has been: North East Senth Wes! Pass 1 Spade Pass I Heart 2 N.T. Pass
?
You, South, hold: Spades A- Q-J-6-3, Hearts Q-2. Diamonds K-Q-3-6-3, Club 5. What you do?
do
or
A-Bld three diamonds. You are going to bid # slam eventually, in spades, diamonds, ur possibly even in hearts no-irump. There is no need to make a Jump bid at this mo- ment; you can afford to show your distribution and awalt developments,
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, Youth, hold: Spades K-J-9~0, Hearts J-2, Diamonds K-Q-5-4, Clube K-3-2, What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
WHAT'S HER LINE? ANITA I WYLDING Re-arrange the letters to spell her occupation.
(Solution on Page 10),
VIRGO
LIURA Relinquili
21-Sept. 23)
said they'd be right The door to Me Merlin's house was also behind the book it." 21-Oct. (Sept.
23)**
was a cose. Above the door
"What kind of a trick is it?" habits and any had
neon sign with the words read- cultivate some new, good onel That is "Door Open, Come Right asked Knarf, who was growing way you can make a real advance.
This light was 24-Nov
flashing more and more curious. SCORPIO (Oct. You may be put to the test today. now. Knart and Hanid opened He sure your Initiative and your the door and went right In. capabilities are equal to it.
ims
22-11.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 23)~~-
De nure that
You know what you
"You'll see in a minute," sald Mr Merlla.
1-12
Mr Yogi-Yogi tossed the rope into the air,
"Look!" cried Knarf. "The whole rope is staying in the air! What's holding (i?”
this.
Mr Yogi-Yogi smiled. "That's i the trick," he said. "But there's Knart, my friend, just climb up that rope."
even
more to it than
Just inside the door, instead By this Lime, they were out vanished! Then Hanid elimbed
Mr actually want it of tlfe or happiness of a staircase, there was a slide, in the garden, may prove all too Illusive,
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 203just like the kind Sometimes you can get better resulta found in playgrounds. by encouraging someone to do better.
The Mr up....and
ritaniy
rope and
Knant climbed up....and when he got to the top, he
For-Yogi up and she vanished!
climbed which are picked on open spot between Yogi-19 vanlahed,
two flower beds. Then he reached under his gown and all! This Down went Knart and Hanid, took out a coil of rope. "Now wonderful AQUARIUN (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)one after the other. Two or watch me very
carefully," he Merlin to himeslf, Materini kuceris dependo, in
Large three
moments later,
they said.
what happened part upon a lot of hard work. You can be wealthy if you want to be landed, safe and sound, in the
Knart and Hanid and Mr PISCES
20) middle of Mr Merlin's parlour. 20-Mar
Merlin all watched A line to inake the best of your talent. Cultivate all the gifts the staim have bequeathed you.
rather than by criticising.
(Feb.
CHESS PROBLEM
By Z. ZILAHĮ
Black. 11 pieces.
Whic, 12 places. White to play: mate in two,
Solution to yesterday's problem:
Mr Yogi-
Honid."
He didn't have
said Mr
"I wonder
to Knart and
anything to
the
"Delighted to see you, my Yogi, very carefully. This is worry about. Knarf and Hanid dears. I'm sure you're going to what he did: He uncolled one found themselves behind have a wonderful time," said end of the rope and let it rest bookense again. But how they Mr Merlin, the Magician. "But on the ground. The rest of the had got there from the end of first, I would like you to meet rope he tossed up in the air.. the rope, they never found out, my very good friend and fellow magician, Mr Yogi-Yogi.'
Knorf and Hanid looked
hard all orcund the room for
M: Yogi-Yogi. "He's India," Mr Merlin sald.
from
"There's where I think he still is," said Hanid. "I don't see him here."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you," said Mr Merlin, he made himself invisible. That's one of his trielcs. Yogi-Yogi!" Mr Merlin shouted. "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
A Suddon Pop
There was the sound of a pop In the air. The next instant, Knarf and Hanid saw Mr Yogi- Yogi of India standing, before them, amiling and boying polite. 1, Kt-01, any; 2, Q, R) or Ktly. He was dressed in a green mates,
tobe with. Jarge; white turbari
Rupert and the Black Spark—8
Rupert faces his friend. What sherd it Indaiting about, only; it's " are you laughing at ? he des lost, all its colour again. Keep mande," I'm. laughing at you;!; still a minute." It's quite near you. chuckles Algy. You did look a Sec. it's willed on your hand I funny pointing at the sky and if Don't batailly?" Algy kring, talking to yourself. Per But And That's not a sparlega ta quite wain't protests Ruped, or wash black?? It's only, 16; little bit of talking to lonely spark. Look, cinder g
and
coines
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