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JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Player Drubbed In This Playing
Some days it
What is it!
11213 Jak.
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By OSWALD JACOBY
DRINGE
players have
ravourite saying about the of thing that happened to
Thath and South In
huwa Thlay
the harul
cent pay to get out of bed.
can't
Theoretically, with South's over- of two hearts fle exported
to win live heart trike even if Dad the Lir worst happened,
koben pred to be cond obook two other pek
probable paying bleka ft
the level of two, 16 South Cestos gustified
It's perfect hole! That's what it is!"
BY THE WAY.
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North Double 3 ♦ Double Pass
East 14 Pana Pass
South West
2 ♥
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Poss Opening lead— 5
is doubled. You never know when an opponent will sudden.
decide ty (and foolishly) pass or bid instead of rubHu
Mind you. North would have been doubled at three damiani- Good defetuer would hold North to live tricks, so a content of three diamonds doubled wind sot be a bargala.
Ai three hearts, however South managed 10 win only Iour tricks. What's more, there
he could ch wasn't thing about it Fate. 21
opponents,
eins him.
two very vgnspieval
Singlelak
West opened the spade, and East won the Best rick with the eight. He can tinued with the ace of spades, and West discarded the denied
dumonds. After RUSTIC drought, East shifted eight of clubs.
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West took the queen and ore of clubs, and then led thirch club for East to ruf. East then led a high spule. South ruffed with the jack of hearts, and West overrüffed with the queen. West led his last club, and Fast rufted again.
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By this time South's hantl was stripped down trumps,, with no outsisic egrds, East les anofler Bigh stacles. and South ruffed with the ten of bearis. We Winely refused to overruit, aller which his A- 1-3 of trumps were sure to pro- duce two trump tricks,
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South was down tive, for penuity of 800 points, on a per- fectly reasonable overcall, itow unlucky can a man be?
* CARD Senses
-The bidding has buen:
North
East *South
1 Heart Pass
NT Pass
West
1 Spade Pass
You, South, hold: Spades K- J-7-0-3, Heart 3, Diamonds 8- 7-0-4, Clubs 9-9-2. you do?
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A--Pass, You took ˆyour life In your hands when you made your first response, with only 4 paints. This was a doubtful bid at best, and you miusi get mul of the auction while the gelibig is still good.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just anawered. You, South, hold: Spades K-J- 7-8-3, Heart. 9-2, Diamonds - 1-0-4, Clubs K-2. What do you do?
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YOUR BIRTHDAY
FRIDAY, MARCH 12
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By STELLA
QORN today, you are a apertal con pushed in the peak it your produr.
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By G. DUKAS
Black, 9 pleces.
White, 9 pieces. White to play: mate in two,
Solution
problem:
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1, K-K5, any: 2.1Q, B, Kt, or Puates,
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31-Feb 19) (Jax. AQUARIUS Make a definite effort to cast away
enjoy werk-day care and relaxing recreation and fun.
some
CROSSWORD
Actuss
1. Pepper put all was celled in
Malta, (8)
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are,hidden here. 19
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veived tr
16. The broken basket has the fee
put in backwarda. (9)
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CHINA MAID FRIDAY, MARCH 12, 1954.
WOMANSENSE t
A TWEED SUIT
A suit in deep heige and white herringbone tweed, The jacket has drooped shoulders. It is buttoned with to fastenings and is worn with a brown culf belt, The skirt is slim with one back pleat for easy movement,
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
remove
Select ush mildew from also much safer. To
wipe woodwork,
in styles and colour to the surface
tray's with a cloth dipped in waler to accent or harmonis, with room
celtings, which a little kerosene has been added.
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GOSSIP ABOUT HEALTH IS A DANGEROUS HABIT
By W., W. BAUER, M.D.
Sonne Horaips pre tempters. NOT
TOT so long ago I came death certificates for people who
of somebody else's loose, To the diabetle they offer a jauntily into the builde
tongue.
his diet with the lapse" from ing where my office is-
sly rattaris that doctors don't whistling in fact, If one A good way to kill somebody, really expect you to follow their with gossip is to tell a patient instructions to the letter; and so
through the bottom. Sud- denly, ana tirol.
Dr Paul H. Fluck in, "Today's Health," tells the story of three women challing outside a store
I've
and
may call it that. I met co-worker, and hailed him who has a chronic disease, di- they make the diet tougher than
cult to treat, that his acetor is it needs to be,
"ona liltia Or, cheerfully. We fell into not doing him any good and kick over the traces, who's conversation, and after a never wifi. Why not be snarl? know the difference? To the bit of brilliant repartee Forget about your ductor, nid patient with heart disease,
send for song
stuff that I've you aren't supposed to climb about the weather, he anid, bron using. Sure, I've had the stairs-how can und trip hurt Say, you sure look tired." same sympibins you're having, you?" To the person struggling My morale dropped and I took three boxes of the with overweight, "Aw, come on, tabiols, and now I feel no. I'll eat, drink and be merry, t0- give you the address. Or wait mortow we diet. How, how,
#ot some of the tablets how. Very funny! left over.
You can try them," Hope is one of the ninet Im- portant of human attributes, but it can lead
far wrong. when unwisely led upon.
are great eGA- "Operations versation pieces, not only after once said that he would rather Before have people talking about health wurd, but beforehand. "Blie's the operation
that never took over their back fences than to because
Ressha have
to spend for millions In the car or the health education. He was right, whispere:l And they went on from there w
netlent that the doctors always if the talk could be of the zon-. (until they had established to
About' khawil their own satisfaction that Mrs wanted to use "the knife," and structive kind,
proventivo and Smith must have a cancer, that look what it did to poor Barth and established she's never
bech te sume curative medicine, available to she wan under the care of a
share. Bzzz. Dzet, Bazz. So the eny as never before in history. certain physician reputed 10
the ap- The right information is all specialist, Oh, operation is declined,
Mrs pendix burds or the cairer goes around you. What did you talk and
furgel, We
about today-life, or desih? on to inoperability. Smith's mother died of cancer. Tsk. Tsk.
One of them, a tall thin indi vidual, got into a car and drove away. Said one of the remain
Ing ladies,
"Poor Mrs Sinth." | Replied her companion.
No thin."
asticer Za
Jest
CONFUSION unlimiteD
How can that hurt Mrs Smith? Well, it gets around. 'To hes
real close
friends, finally, and sooner or later one of them lets the cat out of Smith herself.
the bag to Mrs Quite probably
place
CONSTRUCTIVE TALK
astute health
educator
An
For Fresh Recipes
Citrus Fruits
TAKE good use of the lemon rinds. Good with clams
the motive is unimpeachable-a | MAK
desire to be helpful. *If she
citrus fruits which too, cancer she ought to abound just when we have know about it." know
Then some-
really has
body is almost sure to give Mrs the most need of their vital Smith advice about the doctor
I elements.
*
who is caring for her, and no
matter how good a doctor he is, there is somebody who doesn't an
Maybe like him. quits him for that
It's roust lanib then try:
something different from
tho
usual mint muce or jelly. Com- bine and stand in a warm place
Use them generously as for 4 hr. mixture made with c. Anely chopped mint, 4 c. ingredient when pre-
crange juice, 4 c. lemon juice And, and thap, powdered sugar, Makes Mrs Smith paring many foods.
serve enough for 6 servings, reason, or of course, you will because she hasn't a cancer but them as is or juiced. is convinced. she has and he
Ham with orange maltes the delicate unusual flavour combirtation. enhance diagnose it, and so on and on to confusion unlimited, flavour of shell fish, prepare
siri-lemon sauce. Alt because a couple
couldn't
their keep tongues under control and they aven't alt femate, either,
For
be
When
doesn't frosting cake. until the cake is cool and then Wooden salad buwis can spread the icing. Pile high and
Never
A knife brains immerse then smooth out with washed.
Use dipped in hot water. soak in water, however warm scapsuds and a cloth for painted bowls, a soap brush for unpainted unes. Rinse and wipe dry.
wait
То
•
Large ash trays are not only more convenient to use, they are
BOYS'
Wipe oft fresh fruit with o clean, damp cloth Before storing. This cleaning helps check rot
been which may have ferred from ether fruits at the market.
(B11-
"GH
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EPICUREAN DISH".
ELTA
C.
0 servings, blend well To serve 6, fry. 11⁄2 pounds tbsp. prepared horseradish, 3 ham. Add 2 tbsp. four to 2 tbsp. tbsp. tomato catsup, tsp. salt, fat from frying ham and cook Every physician,
DG tbsp, lemon julee and 4 tsp. until lightly browned, Add 2 says certificates Fluck, signa death
For a novel iden serve oysters dle of diabetes for people who or cancer or heart diucazo or on the half shell, with the tuberculosis. But he also signs 'sauce in baskets made from half-
AND GIRLS'
Thien
Knarf
Knarf Is Deciding What to Be mending some
-Policeman, Mallman, Tailor or a Father?--
By MAX TRELL
NARF, the shadow-boy with Khe
turned-about name, was walking down the street when he met a policeman.
"Mr Policeman," said Knarf, "I'd like question."
"Fine," sald the policeman. " don't mind answering questions. What do you wani to usk me?"
to
ask
you
A Good Question
tubusco souUCE.
MAGAZINE
tailor
$2W
In his clothes
and shop. He went inside said: "Mr Tallor, can I ask you " question?"
cah," said
the
"Is that ull?" asked Knurt. "There are one or two other things, but they re: not the im- portantest," said the mailman. thing about being a tailor?"
"Indeed you tailor:
"What is the most important
Knart.
sald "Thank you,” "I'm going to get a bag and dil
a it with letters and carry it and
become a mailman."
Noxt A Fireman
Then Kharf met a fireman.
"Mr Fireman," said "would you
"This is what I want to ask question?"
"I want to you," said Knart. ask you: What is the most im portant thing about being policeman?"
P
answer
Knarf, my
"I certainly would," said the dzeman. "Just ask it."
"What," said Kharf, is the Important thing about being a fireman?"
The policeman pushed back most his hot and smiled
and said; "Knarf, my boy, the most im- "That's Cony," Bald the fire purtant thing about being a man. "The most important policeman is to know how to thing about being a fireman is blow D whistle. For when to be able to spray a hose." błow il whistle, motor klop, Then children and old ladies and everybody else can cross tram, one side of the street to the other."
cars
"Just blowing. a whistic, that all you have to do to be a policeman" said Khart.
"There are a few other things. But the importantest thing is to know how to blow a whistle,
Kneel. safd "Thank • you," "I'm going to get a whistle anil become n policeman's? Then Kharf walked on, and 4 few minutes later he met a mailmdo.
"Mr' (Mällmari," said Kharf;
Kanada [ď like to ask you a question,"
19. Harely do these 'kav bi she'raile
and degape sime gunedau (8)2
14. Steam, around.;(3) Adap
17. A-bib/of a fending Jonica ⋅ (at 5:
10. toythema m
RUA QUEEN
Ask awaytaald the mail
men.
"What Is the most Important thing about being a
Most Important Thing
The tailor took a few more stitches in the piece of clothes then he he
mending, was answered: "Absolutely the im- portantes: thing about being.a iniqlr is to be able to thread a noodle."
Thank you," said Khart. "It
tallor, I'm want to be
I ever going to be sure to learn how "Blowing a whistle is import to thread a needle:"
-quickt." the policeman gald.
Finally Knarf: went home,
Ingin
the kitchen, making
orange juice, stirring well to avoid lumps. Cook 5 minutes or until sauce is thick. Pour sauce around ham on serving dish. Garnish with parsley and Forange slices.
Especially good for Invallás und convalescents 13. drink made by benting togetlier one egg yolk, juice of 2 oranges, fap. honey or sugar to taste, and a sant pinch of salt.
For a good salad suggestion cut into scelicn, as Thany grape- felt as required. There should
to a be sections
portion. Arrange over crisp jettuce leaves alleruating with rings, of green-
on Individual pepper. Place
Little plates, sprinkle with paprike and serve with French
Mwing on the side.
STAR-SHAPED
For another grapetrult dish, a nice luncheon special, arrange 5 targe grapefruit sections, tree of membrane and seeds, in the shape of a star on crisp chicory" Jeaves. Line each grapefruit sec-
on with a section of 3-
with raspberry Jam,
free from seeds and Fill centre with Serve on chilled · salad plates with side orant of dressing, To prepare, dressing, to rel There he saw mother, work- "Oh," said Knarf, "I thought mayonnaire bild, generous thep. the dinner. "Mother." sald Knarf I'd like to be a policeman and entrant jelly, well beaten, with blow at whistle, or a maliman tsp. of grated lemon peel, miking "eat I ask you a question?" and carry a bag, or a fireman, thoroughly,***
"Certainly said mother, "it and spray with a hose, or a
Wheit lee ertam and fresh be delighted to answer any tailor and thread a needle. But question you ask, provided, that what I'd like to be best or all orange Juice got together, why Is 8 mother and love my there's double good value. Good I know It!
children,"
What About Mothers?
for youngsters and adults alike, "You craven, is pding a dip of vanilla. leo cream to a glass of well But you dilled orange juice. Stir until
Mother laughed, "Is that all?" asked Knarf,
"What is the most important be a mather, Knarf. "There might be a few things thing about being a mother?" can be a father. And the most partially dissolved, then serve at more, but they're not the masked Knart.
important thing about being a once, portantest."
Mother wasn't a bit surprised tool" at the question. "The very
father is to love his children,
"Thank you, Mr
Fireman," "Fm going to importantest thing about being So that's what Kuart docidod said: Knarf.
and become a hose spray
n mother," she said, "is to love to be when he
Inthet fireman."
your children."
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Rupert and the Compass-33
grow up-a
A new story
Rupert
and the
Space Ship
Alice Denhoff
FODD FACTS
Carinth, Miss Woman e grand-daughter" of one doctor,. daughter of another, wife, ot ú third mother of a fourth and mother-in-law of two others.
Reported by an animal hospi- lat in Boston; parrót shocked and, a second parrot nearby Ma[ "Cind. Bloss You
A with in Chicago was granted.
in divorco un her complaint that:
her husband, a dépayment Hoorwalker? insisted on the bedroom floor at hight
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