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THE DUFFLE › TWINS
BY
FOR THE D FIRST TIME WE WILL MAKE GLORIA DISAPPEAR
THE WAY • by Beachcomber
SEE nothing to boast about in most common in prehenale verte- the fact that gross values brates. Experiments with a horse called Extrs Wet showed that it exceed statuis:y deductions Av avulded the Severn, and could hardly nearly 27,000,000. Grots values be induced to fall into a tiny tri of what? Statutory deductions from what?
butary.
(NEXT WEEK.
day. every There Too Much Copper Our Sweetmeat?'')
"Z
in
burden.
Put the ather way round: statutory deductions exered gross values by nearly £11,000,000 When The very white man's any the wiser The evidence in before our even every day, but if the argument is conducted by those who are so confused in mind that the proposition can be put either way. backwards or forwards, an it were. then why that the whole thin becomes meaningless, and I am not going to Are the drst hot in nation-wide campaign.
In passing
A
市面
EVIDENTLY Intending to pay
compliment, a writer said of a woman novelist. "She talks as the writen." Oh, horror piled on horrorf Byron once described Mme. de Stael, "with a pen behind her ear and d mouthful of ink,"
Rétarded volition? ·
THE other day a burse enlled Extra
Dry fell into the River Sovern. No wonder, This in a perfect exam- ple of what the paychophysiologists call a Reversed Mental foeminsit, or a case of unstabilised morphology.
:
A NEW Sibbo product, not to be
confused with the popular British wine, has made its appear. Anew. This Omofonil, which washes clothes 20 while that the said of snow-spectacles has gone up by mil- llors. Osofami will wash anything from an rag to a block of data. It River such a Esther that a six-foot woman can be, lost in the foam for hours, until her erien attract Lor repet a parser-by. A van Jaa so-called white shirt, standing bext to a friend who had used Osofoni, wag inistaken for a Negro in the Edgware Road.
Little epic
"Tien cups of tea!" he hears the
waitress cry;
Our the hath his eggs pipet hers
apain.
The charlot of Achilles tender by.
And Hector's dead upon the Trojan
plain.
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 7
by DODD
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, DECEMBER 7, .1958.
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Discretion Is Good Trait in Any Game
IF
WEST MAQO KQD
NORTH (D) AJ95
◆ AJ852
104
AJ? +1094
0802
SOUTH
AK 82
#652
+ Q769
AAKS
EAST A10743 10 0 4 3
• K QJ73
Both sides vul.
Double
North East, Pass
South West
PASS
1 N.T.
1 Pass Pass
*
Puss
Double
Double Pass I'ass
Opening lead- 10
By OSWALD JACOBY
TF third hand Is expected to open rather light, 15 parl-
By STELLA ser must act discreetly with a
poor hand. Somchuriy is bound to get hurt if both partners get busy with poor hands.
West naturally doubled for a takeout, and North should have DORN today. you have ast In- than in the pushing mellied pre-
domitable will and
A Пеер ferred by those who may think you stayed out of the auction with interest in human welfare These are a le incilned to be lazy, his 6 points and miserable dis- two characteristics, when combined. And, if the truth were told, you can
1ribution. Instead, "North de- w make a lasting contribution to be lust that, if you are not interested the welfare of the world, once you in what you are forced to do. But cided to interfere with his have learnt 1 Instrument your let your imagination take hold ideay. Blessed with a good incory, why your interest to a jugh headponents by bidding one
trunip. East had been wander- you rarely. If ever, make a mistake
to bid hearts Ing whether when depending upon your re- collection for a fact. This would helpful to you, especially in field of literature or history
and you can accomplisti wonders.
WOMANSENSE
ما
op- по-
NOTHING Rafters like a veil. Above: Ono put on under a hat under a small tricorne or pillbox or beret. Below: A. larger hat with a tailored vell which an English designer has flown out to show in New York.
or
You have a magnetic personality but there are times when you pre-spades, but he was glad to pass For a be alone with your own when North made his interven-
bid. ing
thought rather than in the company
intuliona shrald always be followed.
nf, others. Your exceptionally keen Wert doubled again, thus con- To find what the stars, have infirming the fact that he had a store for tomorrow, select birthday etne and read the corres.really good hand. It is possible ponding paragraph, Let your birth to make a takeout double on a enezuragement, rather day star be your daly guide.
There is, in contrast, a peculiarly jackauniaistal nititude toward song of bugs of life the more precical and sometimes it takes n föl of wodding to get you marted. But thle mairt always be its the form of Inspirational
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8
time.
rather light hand in certain bid- ding situations. If your partner fails to respond to this double, however, you don't climb back into the auction unless you have a really good hand.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) rure to attend and have a good -Make the best posible use of your natural tits and your acquires
1.El (July 20-Aug. 23)-Not the kill Make important progreke. time for you to make any Important North ran from one no-trump eliange. Take plenty of time to
to the "safely" of two clubs. At CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20)-
think things over, first. Be careful if
this stage East decided that you are inbarking
There are VIRGO upan a journey today.
(AUR) 21-Repl 23)----Ü serious pitfalls it you don't watch teasonality cautious in everything something funny was going on
that you undertake
and that a penalty double might at this time, clarify the situation.
Ife had AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)-17 5on't rush to anything.
double, but you andoth out a
very little for the of opinion now.
out!
ninor diferener you may be able
(Hept. 24-Oct. 23)-There he had already indicated are eonflicting trendis in today's | 20 to avoid a ser luferstanding. arcet, be more than ordinarly weak hand by passing over ont
-Pisces —— Feb;-20-ħaż-203—Stick-careful_about what you do..
to regular routine. Scattering your
(Oct, 24-Nov. 22)-You SCORPIO energies un roe new adventute could stay or luse something of :will get you nowhere, at nil.
personal value unless you are CS-
careful at the chine.
ARIER. (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-Be en- eclaty operative at home or at work. Beller to hold triends' than to make enemies by being too critical.
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- Variety
Jun, ut inay be more sticking to the same vid fising, thay after by, la tnore productive of Jasting CTCSS.
fly
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)-Don't
the handle and say something you don't really mean, I provoked to anger today,
CANCER (Jane (22-July 23)-Thin Isoclut evening for those of your sign, I invited to a party, he
CHESS
PROBLEM
By E. PALKOSKA Black, 4 pieces,
White, '5' pieces, White to play: 'mate sh three.
Solution to Saturday' problemy
• 2, Q—K$,"any;2; Q ór Rinates.
DUMB-BELLS
'YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE I PUT MY, EYEGLASSES! ITS REALLY OUTRAGEOUS THE FORGETFULNESS OF YOU CHILDREN
10
13.
23
CROSSWORD
10
19
Acrom
1. Populatos, many dining tablas.
(D) 7. Replies are ofton, in a jam. (7) 10. Good ships often sicome.
11. Your brother's daughter, for 13 Ampis, a fer pobin. (9)
Open air beID. (0) 15. Oomen, before chair, orton. (4)
no-trump-
West
opened the ten of clubs,
a very fine choice. It was evi- dent that his partner had trump strength and length,
West
was anxious to draw trumps.
South won with the king of clubs and led a low spade, West put up the queen of spades and led his remaining trump, which was covered by dummy's eighi and East's jack. South won with
lcd The ace of clubs and
hoart.
West put up the
of hearts and was allowed to
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Fashions that make a woman look younger
woman.
By ANNE SCOTT-JAMES
SPEAKING
great But you may have, your But there's a new way with facer of facts, I think own ideas. You may have tulle. I don't mean a tulle getting older is hell for a tried and proved some per olds, and even, for them it is dress-that is for the 20-year- sonal fashion device which never my favourite. I think makes you look your tulle should always be some- youngest and best. Mean thing, that fonts and a tulle stolo gives a Gainsborough quality to your dress and to you.
Trot out the old protests,
if you must: that the very while, my five:-
young are mostly unhappy
that poise and elegance
have a charm of their own 1 A VEIL. Nothing does to 5 BEAUTIFUL SHOES. Pretty
•
much for your face
SU
A
ankles and feot make you. that it's nico having a piece of velling. The strange look years younger-thdi's In- bit more money, and that little dots and squarea make the fallible. Which means paper- it's character that counts. skin behind them look softer thin, low-cut, high-heeled shoes. and whiler, and give you a (A good stout wallding shoe is And then admit what we behind-burs look that is pretty merely a necessary evil.) both, know perfectly well romantic. that there's hardly a woman in the world over the age of 25 who wouldn't like to look younger than she is.
Luckily, it's not too hard to knock four, five years off your looks, or perhaps
even more.
But there's a new way with But there's a new way with shoes, Very, very high-heeled, a veil.
shining pumps. Perhaps patent Don't have the loose, floosey kind that flutters and leather for day, satin för even- flopa. Your new veil is worn ing A satin slipper is surely skin-tight, an! you put it on the prettiest shoe that ever was
made. before you put on your hat.
2 Fur is one
FUR NEAR YOUR FACE.
of those sub. stances that .communicate their
casia
Out of all the substances lustre to the woman who wears that go to make fashion them. And fur near your face unbelievably flattering out of all the fabrics and shadows, jewels and colours and de-
But there's a new way with tails we wear-there are a fur. Luckily for our pockets, fow which are congenital small fur pleces are nows-- flatterers; a few which have collars, edgings, cravats, ties. A a quality of giving a sparkle single fur skin worn tight as a the woman who wears choker, round your neck, is just as flattering as a full-length them.
to
coat.
Add Personal Touch To Foods
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN
XHEN a lady reads *specialite of the house on a restaurant or the hotel menu card, it sounds flowers have 11 vibrancy 3 WHITE.
youngest und kindest of while others have not-how colours
very glamorous," said the by far. Yet nobody Chef. "And sometimes it roses have a glow of their seems to wear it except a babe also tastes glamorous. But
You know how. somo
White
own, while wallflowers are or a deb. White freshens the lifeless except in the sun- skin and sets off the hair, many times she must be whether dark hair or blond. surprised to discover it is shine.
I'm
It is rather like that. There ure a few fashions which never go dead on you which, on the contrary, give you freshness and life and rustic and are worn by day. "It adds a new and exciting
WHY DON'T YOU WEAR THEM?
•
I have made a list of the
things which I think make
But there's a new way with really an everyday dish, white. not thinking of with a special presentation the conventional white satins and new flavour."
The "This is what I call person- and silks for the evening. newest white fabrics are rough allsing a food" I explained.
White, unbleached tweeds (ke flavour-touch of one's
own to the bawneen the Irish peasants a dish prepared by a basic we
year). White fisherman's recipe. This is fun, calling for sweaters and jackets. A white Int
Inventiveness and Imagination hat for day. A tong,, thick white in preparing foods, knitted scarf.
Personal Touch
TULLE FOR EVENING. Of. "For instance, the filling for El the evering fabrics, tulle is the beef potple In
a woman look younger. I the one that does most for your and weeded, looks. It is alry and graceful have sorted
without being floppy, like chiffon and bolled them down
I has a springiness of lace. five.
that's good.
BOYS AND GIRLS
Mice Use Mr. Punch's Phone
That's Why He Has to Hide It Under His Desk- By MAX TRELL
to.
MAGAZINE
I saw a mouse dressed in his best clothes, with his hair brushed
walking and his shoes shined,
up to the phone and pulling the "Who's Curly?" asked Knart, receiver off the hooft. I mean, who didn't know anybody by he was trying to pull it off the which he
hook. Only he couldn't" PUNCH'S telephone, that name.
kept carefully hidden under the desk to prevent "Never heard of him," said Mr Knarf.
Mr Punch shook his
head. the mice from using it, was now
Punch. "It's probably somebody ringing.
queen
MB
hold the trick.
West thought deeply for # moment or two
and came
"Why not, Mr Punch?" asked
with curly hair. But he doesn't "Because the telephone re- ceiver was tou big and too heavy for a mouse. So what did he
to the conclusion that his partner "Ah," said Mr Punch to Knarf live here." had to have diamond strength since it
that he and Hanid, the shadow-chlidren was evident had nothing in the major suits with
}
the turned-about names, "It's a lot of trouble for you to do but run to the edge of the and only four moderately good "I'd better see who's calling me." answer your phone, when it's desk and shout: 'Hey, Sis! Come trumps. West therefore
boldly
led a low diamond, and was able to win with the king.
sald
"Hurry. East Hand, who
Mr Punch!"
was afraid that whoever was calling migh; think Mr Punch was not at home and stop ringing.
Bast returned a spade, and Wesi took his spade and got oul with a third round of the same suit. South now finessed
Phone Under the Desk rashed the Jack of hearts and
de- the ace of hearts. When
Mr. Punch crawled under the clarer then had to turn his
desk. This wasn't easy for him attention to
diamonds West was able to inke his jack and as he was quite fat and the Tacockney, tight try to peace. By now, East was reduced space under the desle was quite
12. Hot ends of average, (3),
18. Badder, upset, I (G1
2. Rosa queen,(Dj
18. Dould you golv op this bird 3 (O
men with thun animal," (0),
20. Laterary Jow; -141
26. Boquy boat is julged: so,
1. Take the 'dry's'inat meal.
Ruly,oon) (anam.), (8)
3. Wike mid te was botter 19 3*
gott" than. 2. (3),
4, Squeaky, rather,
A A Bundred din a rod and gapd
(5.-1-end-404-and
8-Hosyy or damboyant fa
One of those ofura oğlled of Ba Brat žinif. (KA)-
12. Mr. Timber wanted to know
18. Two ad every oyalar (0)
10. Prophets' (8)'
1. They're ground ready for quar.
20. Light touchen. '(4)
21.:Pine up: 141.
under the desk," said Hanid. here! And the next second his "Most people keep their phones sister, dressed in a lovely ging- on their desks."
ham dress with a blue ribbon in her hair, came out from a little hole in the corner of the room. She climbed right up to the top of the desk,"
They Haven't Got Mice
!
"Most people haven't got replied Mr Punch. mice,
"But, Mr Punch," said Hanid, "mico don't use phones!"
"Mine dohd Mr Punch. "Whom do they call up?"
"What Knarf.
did ale do?"
Mr. Punch crawled under the
desk to the telephone..
Papa and Mama mouse looked! said out of the hole in the corner to
see what was going on."
"Did they help?" Hanfd asked:
"Well," sold Mr Punch, "her
MDDITOw. But finally he reaches. Otlier "mice,” said Mr Punch. brother told her that he was
"They call each other up,"
All Four Mica Triad
column, I
personalised
today's by
lillo grated cheese also could be added to the blacult pastry used in making the put- ple, Madame. The string beans I would personalise by cooking with a few button onions; and the cauliflower with a garnish of sizzling petites, eroutons."
adding grape juice."
Dinner
Strings, Beans Cauliflower [Coffee "Gel" Caramel Sauce Coffre Tea Milk
All Measuramente Are Level Receipes Serve Four to so
Beof Potpic
Prepare 1% gle, beef stew or use 3 (No. 2) tins beef stew. Make I recipe rich biscuit pastry. Roll to 4-in thickness. Cut in cirips 2.lä, wide, and libe the inside of a 3-pt. casserole, Bring the slew to boiling point. Pour into the casserole. Top
a
with rounds of the biscuft pastry, cut 3 in, in diameter and place close together. Bake in hot oven, 400 F. about 30 min., or until the biscuit topping is puffy and browned.
Beof Stew
Purchase 3 lbs, shin of beef, bone in Remove as much of the meat from the bone as possible, and cut in small picces, Crack the bone, Brown both meat and bone in a little beef fat. Add 2
"Oh yes," said Mr Punch. "All sliced peeled anions; saute untia
yellowed. now. began Water 1, small diced
som. So they both lifting it, two on one end and amm
Then added
This time carrot, 1's diced peeled white Then the boy turnip, and 1 small-diced green
to trumps alone, and the queen the phone. "Hello". Knatt and
having trouble getting the and seven of clubs were good
Knart wanted to know if Mr receiver of the telephone off the Hand heard him saying: "Who South for the last two tricks.
Punch, had ever seen any mica hook. He aid he wanted her four of the mice managed to take only ve wants mo?” A
to help Using his phone. and tricks
..was therefore
started There was a moment's pause.
to lift the receiver, two on the other. Star punished to the tune of 800
•had Then they heard Mr Punch say "Certainly: I've seen them," up.
a job. They got it off. They
ttle way, mouse
set about dialing A pepper. Cover and simmer about points.
ing: Wrong number.
He said Mr Punch. "Why, it was They'd get it up a
First he tried clating 3 furs, or until they ment la ten- hung up the phone and came only the night before inst (it then it would drop back again. number. crawling out from under the desk was before I had hidden the, I could see they were getting it with his paw. He couldn't der. (Or use half the mount again. It was somebody calling phone under the desit) that I pretty discouraged about getting turn the dial at all. And neither water and pressure cook 18 min. Mama at 16 1587 13 Men grim of for Curly.
saw the most extaordinary sight. the receiver off at all when the could Sis, or Po, or
Mouse."
from the fat "Oh dear!" said Hanid. Sho really dels sorry for the mice broth, add 2 c, thift-lord peeled,
potatoes,
1 c. sold pack dmmod
sliced
18 bology, pepper tap.
W♣«CARD Senses,
QWith both sides vulner- able, the bidding has been: 'North East South West
Dlumond Double
You, South, hold: Spade 5, Heart
6. Diamonds Q-J-9-5-2, Clubs K-Q-7-0-472. What do you do?
A-Bild five diamonds. There will be fine play: for this con. tract Wiyour partner has the top diamonds and ahy, soo. You SATURDAY'S your full strength at once.
SOLUTION TO CHECK
PUZZLE
because you have no idefenen. al all against either hajog, suit- And you therefore wish to pre vent the opponents from! ais covering their best. At Answers
WHAT'S HIS LINE? TODAY'S QUESTION
TUBBY ROCHE
bra› this "letaera to beli
tion on Page 103975
The bidding is the same as in the quorsan fust answered, Bouth hold: Blades 5-8, 0.57% Diamanda Cluba: 8-8-8. -- What do
Rupert's Coral Island―30
looking not at all friendly, but frowning at him. Oh, how glad.
Rupert tacka his brains' for some way of escape, without success,
1 sm to see you!" Rupert cries. voice quite near him calla; but, is "* H*mi jaoks you actin punya when this artottishment,a
What's all the shouting about the Merboy.44A true 6sh told yWha has bared to come here ? "", me someone was here,ph. You've
Starting up, Rupert news that it is no business to be, online faland," his friend, the Marboy, now. It's private |
KAZALA RIGHTA AZLLAVER
Just Arrived-
MORE ADVENTURES
RUPERT
85
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"What
Remove the liquid. To the
bones,
C.
who weren't strung enough, myatap, N
dial a telephone number,
did they do then?”
said Mr Punch, they monosodium glutinate and 40.
"It "with" their
Juice grape
Thealing te
enetr
noses,
They couldn't buize it. / boll"uritil","ratifintai-tó - alo.
but they
So, finally Papa Mouse sold, I'll
do it. Stand back!'.”
vegolables are
foric-tender." Then, odd"
enriched flour blended
50 they all stood back. But to cold water. Bring t poor Fape Mouse had such a big point and use. nase that it
dial
and the others had to pull him out by the lesBut they Household Hints managed in the end to dial the number by all four of them
|"/To/tenderiso, liver, scald talls in the dial for cooking putting their boles and pullifer with all Uselt
whom word" they
Kaart: wanted
might!!
And calling?" Inter
| Ginse" "baking" dishes to have become brown” uisu Man" }coma alean:when whate said Mr. stron: ? wolation of
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