1953-11-17 — Page 5

THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER

1953

Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN

by Walter

AQUARIUM

•

• BY THE WAY •

MR

by

MORGAN

•

Beachcomber

PHILLIPS'S' || very respectfully,” Mr Sloucorter story of the Profesyoked up from his paper. "Did you

him to you whe looked Di an

alligator while saying thing like that he

and Mimale,

it "Elvira

whispered the Mayor

A woman Councillor should be called "Councilter," like a man.

(Bpeech of a Councillor.}

through the wrong and of anked. "Oh. Dad, of course not," telescope and thought was a neat caninded me of a mitadventure of Dr Sleabhanus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht, ine sage announced that he had evidence of life on the moon. He had seen a strange beast moving slowly about, Further researched revealed that the strange, beast' WRE a fly crawling across the lens of the teirscope. Mrs Stopcorner, discusses

Surt

You want to be careful of these civil servants," said Mrs Stop. comer. "People shut up so long in úffices often, tân wild when they get out.*"* “Mr Suet to a very quiet man," replied Minste, "I hope he takes no Ilbertien."

"O,

istema drink.

Anether t'uunclilor: The lady should be addressed as Councillor Miss Trowie.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Study All Systems; Choose Best One

By OSWALD JACOBY pODAY'S hand, played in the

1032 National Open Poir.

TODA

in

observo

vately, not addressing the Council.

Mayor! was suraking to her pri- Championship, is taken from Al Clerki You whispered "Elytra Roth's interesting NEW book ho, my dear?

Councillor (të Councilloretteji "Did | "The Roth-Stone System." use this system Councillorette: Yes-but he only Players who anked me to meet him afterwards for have enjoyed great succes

recent tournaments.

Just

to keep the record straight, 1 ought to that I don't play A1 Roth's tystem myself. I don't see any need for is in tournament play, anet I

I think it is

is a very poor system at rubber bridge. (In fat, 1 have challenged Roth to a long match to test his system against the "natural" methods that I have been advocating for years. The match will be played if we can ever agree on timea

and places.)

not, Like it

the system has scored its successes, and the book will be studied carefully by everybody who has play against the system as well as those who may want to

adopt

Mayor: Hol I happen to love Elvira.

A Counellior: You called her Tootsie yesterday, during the CURIOn on refuse dumps. sald her mother, Mal” said Mlinule, "he's a real stentiel Mayor: Your shouldn't eavesdrop. mion, compared with that awful mayor Chairman: The business before us who kissed any hand after the cake is the estimate for the new boller weighing competition

South

Mayne; Come, pretty one. Boilers "What do you talk be damned! Crindleta 11.** about, dear?" naked Mrs Stöptorner. "Oli, torms and aystems of schets tion" "Well, he seems to be serious. ininded. Does he ever pay compli.

mensta?" "Well, Ma, he did once say that I seemed to have a grasp of this double registration of him, but he said

1004

(Cries of Order: Order!)

On a bus

OME on, Canam en Can't you

find two penales?” "I've just bought the Criterion, and It's alhort."

"Mary Jane-Albert wants to know if you want to go for a drive?"

YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17

buzhiess and executive ability which can save you from many a heedless error in business affairs, Clve a attle more thought to this part of living, especially if you have family linve ཞ{ovint obligations. You nature and will be happlest if you wed at a fairly early age.

In the hand shown

today, Roth made the jump overcall of two upades on the rather mangy East hand. The Jump overcell, In his system, show's

a fairly good suit without top cardia and without side

WEST

'NORTH (D)

80

80

AKJOJ AQ1073

EAST.

MAKQJIO

BOUTH

61653

◆ Q105

Q82

⚫874

401

AKJ 1097

7532

+62

日本

4KJ95

North-South vul.

North East

34 Pods

South Wes 24. 2 N.T. Fast.. Par SN.T. Pas Pass Opening lead—♥ S

PORN today, you are not as per- Donally inbitions on you might be. You have a great deal of natural talent which you do not make full enough use of and you are apt to let

opportunities slip by good Musical, artisile and fond of all the good things of life, you are often

strength. The idea is to inake inuch too unconcerned about the

naterial business of making a living! Your Intuitions are keen and you it difficult for the opponents to You have to be intensely interested should fallow

"huncher" 17

your

In your life work or you will just you want things to lurn out right get together on their best con-

lare along and do list onaugit to the

Kince "get by. And,

you ore naturally talented, this never taken

first time, Accepting misces.truet.

"As can be observed," com- laneous advice in not the way for

world you to get ahead in the

ments Roth, "either five clubs Stand on your feet and speak out for five diamonds is a laydown! You will do your best work when firmly when necessary. You have a you strike-out for yoursell-You-quick temper. Learn_th__keep____ The jump overeali-adišiitedly graw patient under the Instruc under strict control,

too much effort!

ions of others and are happen stare for

when you are your own born,

To find what the wars have

tomorrow, select

in the

a dangerous one-crested

situation

where each your

partner infotred (or hoped) that the other had the heart

likely to keep you solvent, for you Bonding paragraph. Lat your blitt protected. I had. no critic.

tve a natural-albeit undeveloped day star be your dally guide,

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18

You will be SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) your own decisions. Don't let tenalons mount, no matter glad it you do, for the results will

be excellent. what occurs to perplex you. Take things easy1 Don't let yourself worry,

SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec, 22)- A hobby can relax tensions, Very often a change of activity will help increase your pace,

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan 201- Best to think things out on your own, but if you are in need of advice get the best that there in,

(Jan. 21-Veb. AQUARIUS

19)

It financial matters are troublesome. set up a new budget and you can get everything under control.

PISCES (Feb.

20)- 20-MRT.

Don't try to do too many- things, all at once. Finish up one job be- fore you start anolher one.

ARIES (Mxt 21-Apr.

20)

The promises, made by D new friend, may not be entirely reliable. Don't depend too much upon them. TAURUS (Apt. 21-81ay 211 Concentrate on some single objective and work hard at it if you want to mactire the best possible results,

GEMINI (NY

21) 27-June

Make a tight schedule and stick to It. By doing this, you will make excellent progress fa reaching your real.

CANCER (June 12-July

FJ

CROSSWORD

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15

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17

Fo

斷 22

25

ยะ

+

Afross Royalista, once. (9) Duke's and, cook's went off to Table Bay, (3)

Bowllog want. (5)

11: The Dils an argument

between a man and his wife, (P) 12. The

bittor ment (Richard 11 of banlah

11), (8) 23) 18. Mr. Doggett was an export with

In accepting a new responsibility. this, (3) A make very mure that you can really14. Trast to the vore-and muddied afford it. Don't, overburden, your

24 - AME.

touto a dot, it seems. (5)

18. 147

27) 19. If these are 9 Down, die animai may take chargn. (5)

xelf.

LEO (Juty

good one for social The evening in activities. Might plan to entertain friends at your own home.

VIRGO. (Aug. 24-Hept. = 21)-- Remember that to

防 very human, Indeed, To forgive, a miss

ст

*3)-

take is that touch of the livinel

LIBILA (Sept. 24-Ort. Father, than rely upon others, make

DUMB-BELLS

HE HAS THE I DIDN'T

PATIENCE KNOW "OF JOB!

---Bor

JOB

PRACTICED

MEDICINE

21. Bes proved. bag.) 191 25, Lift (0)

28. This bonnie boat was enjoined

to. (5)

21. It was given ungelto protection.

(4)

Down

James is split by a bore, (9)

2. May be a utarm warning,

3. Much of it in tren, but the

Joltage le going. (61

Mark Antony's got a robe, (4)

6. Stop the runs on the sowere. (a)

0. You've been

after. (3)

troubled ponde

7. Methuseith's grandson, (4)

Bo Gold in scattered. (8)

am of Mrs Kemp when she elected not to lead my suit.

Mry Kemp held the Wesl hand, of course, and with her customary discretion,

sald nothing during the bidding. She to dle walted for the bidding down and then led her fourth- best heart almost apolog:tically, After she had taken the first five tricks, the opponents were

in very glum pair..

Give full credit to Roth

Mrs

for

WOMANSENSE

Inspired by the film “Mogambo", which was filmed in Africa, this was one of a series of hats presented at a show in London. --- The title of the hat is "Lucky Escape" and represents a gorilla's hand. The hat is made of peach bloom felt in terra-cotta. (London Express Service).

One-Dish Meal Saves Time, Money

FORT COLLINS, Colo-One- dish meals are time and money. savers for the homemaker, But It's a wise cook who makes sure they also are supplying the family its protein needs.

A

"Pare

"Symphony Of Hairstyles“ Has Eight Movements

London:

By DOROTHY BARKLEY

FASHION'S spotlight has

switched from the length of your skirt to the length of your hair.

your head and bury, the frame signs. These were of the chan-- itself in a mass of curls,

deller varlety - or "shell-shaped mother-of-pearl. They have put To cap it all, Riche has shown to flight the fashion for gold somo fantastic headdress

rings the

months

been because

aro

hoops like curtain arrangements for the evening. would-be smart have

Long paradise plumes and cox woaring for The day of the short feathers are all very well, but Italy' said they should.

why did he imagine that they

More and more women gamin. cut is over. Top are the perfect wear for theatres

new using the

product, in- models who wore little boy trimmed with paradise plumes keeps hair in place for severni or parties? If you wear a hat visiblo hair lacquer, which cuta or 'poodle' styles last to the theatre, people behind hours without need for a comb. year now have their hair holding the wretched thing on ful to spray on their hair bes

can't see, and you'll end up by They and it particularly use longer again. Many of them your lap. If to a party, you'll fure a party.

hla

wear it brushed back from be spiking your escort in

'There's the forehead into a chignon eye as he brings you a cocklali.

new accessoryTM And for what occasion was which gives you a home hair cluster of curls on the nape the lace cap designed? It was treatment as good as the ex-

o mixture of the neck.

of can can frills, pert's and saves you Christmas decorations and charge. It's the hair quill made

of flexible London stylist Riche has mald's mob cap.

plastle which gets down the root of things.

to composed a "symphony of

Quills are set all the way hairstyles" just to show

round its head making a rotary women how to arrange their One of the more practical

It massages, hair when it has reached anaments consisted of a ban- motion possible.

brushes and combs at the same deau of exclamen the awkward stage of grow-, velvet fitted on to o spring to ing.

keep it in position. I liked the black gauze theatre cap,

spat-

LIKE A HALO

coloured time.

The "symphony", intro- tered with stars and the Bitte duced a fortnight ago, has half hat made in autumn leaves red taffeta petticoat eight "movements". Each, which framed the head ilko a

At least they were rabbit fur alleges Riche, depicts a dif- alo.

practical.

ferent mood. For a young girl, there is one called "Etude", in which hair at

*

*

New fashions from America: trimmed with white on is flounces

glove with hole cut in it so that you can BCO your

watch...earrings ilke mobil" hung on wires Models wore heavy earrings so that they move every time the front is cut in a short with some of the evening de- you nod your head. fringe, at the back curled under to give a pageboy, effect. For the more sophis- ticated, one called Nocturno has 蟲 diagonal parting across the back of the hend. Hair is set in waves curving | towards the front where it tapers into aideboards.

NEW TINTS

tints. Most

When Junior Offers Alibi

For His Disobedience

...

By GARRY MYERS, Ph.D.

Scie other pointers:..

Only the sophisticated ever Use only one starchy food in try one of the new green or blue TT may be relatively easy. Yet it can be done if you are each dish; avoid too many strong

vigilant and consistent that people think the for you to train your he always will be immediately flavours; use one strong Bayour cost of having hair re-tinted at child, aged two to four, not punished when he steps into the and blend the others with it. [each. cutting is too great.

Include peas, carrots, tomatoes,

to run into the street if no forbidden

street when

and

May Stanck of the Colorado green pepper or pimento for But Riche has introduced two other children live near where he knows he shouldn't,

and M. Extension Service colour. Uso leftover roup or new ideas which will give you a your home, or if his play- Your success with this prob- elves this

this guide:

vegetable juice as part of the two-tone effect without spend- To serve four people, allow at liquid called for.

ing too much money. You don't mates have also been train- lem will impress on your child least one of the following in any

Since

a one-dish meal is a have to follow the usual method ed to avoid the street at that he is responsible for his one-dish meal:

mixture of chopped or diced of unting your own hair. You play. But if the children he acts, no matter what the

other children- do. Two cups grated or 1⁄2 pound foods, the accompanying

paled con either wear extra "aldo

Training cheese; 1 pound meat; 1 pound and dessert should, said Miss pleces" of a different tone; or you plays with run freely into flah; eggs, or 4 cup cooked Stanek, "have definite shape and can fix tufts of additional hale the street, training your beans per person.

character."United Press, ento a wire frame the shape of child won't be so easy.

BOYS'

AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Knarf Decides To Start A-Zoo-

-It Will Have Dragon (Flies), and Tiger (Lilies)

By MAX TRELL

KNARF, the shadow-boy, with, the tumed-about name, said to his sister Hanld:

"Why don't we start a zoo?"

"A 2007" said Hanld in sur prise. "You mean with wild animals?"

"Yes," said Knorf. Hanid shook her head doubt- fully. "I'm quite sure there his risky jump overcall and to aren't any wild animals around Kemp for her eloquent here, Keart. They're all in the enco--but also hand a ripe zoo already—the regular zoo, i

to South for ignoring mean." warning signal. When North bid three clubs, he was

hand that indicating a afraid of no-trump.

от

there But Knari sald was plenty of wild animals

South, having already showed his no-trump embitions, eculd afford to bid three diumands at this stage. North would

then diamonds. to game in When South repeated no-trump, North had a believe that his partner itnew what he

was doing.

go

▼CARD Senec,

--The bidding has been: North East South Went

1 Diamond Pass 1 Heart 1 Spade 2 Clubs Paso

You, Soulli, hold: Spade 7, Hearts K-Q-7-3-2 Diamonds Q-7, Clubs K-8-8-3-2. What do you do?

A-Bid four clubs. This jump past the level of three no-trump shows unbalanced distribution, extraordinarily good support far, clubs, but so real reason..to hope for a alam. www nature's sweat, restorer ** (Edward Young)

TODAY'S

10. Goes with feather sometimes,

(3)

15. Deware, hermit's home. (6)

10.

Shaky (5)

(B),

10. Sorten put out of folat with

thinexioned people.. (4)

22. Scalp without solence. (3)

23. Pital Indy. (51

24, and usd and bad it was

'for Drowning. (3)

SOLUTION TO CHECK

YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE

"QUESTION

The bidding in the same as in tha question Just anawered. You, South, hold! Spade ?, Hearte K-Q-7-3-2,

Diamonds X-9-8-3-2, Clubs Q-7 What

do you do?

Answer, Tomorrows

"Impossible," sald Honid. "Now -I-know-I'm-right-Tigers may...

grow in gardens but I'm you won't find any Rons there."

"I can," said

"No," Knarf. "And what's more, I can find a dragon that Blesp

Hanid was really astonished

at this.

.

"A dragon that flies?" she re- peated. Then suddenly she burst out laughing, "Oh, I know! You mean a dragonfly!"

sald Knari.

"That's right," said Koarf, "And I can find a tiger, too.”

"Where?" asked Hanid. *In the garden," "It's been there for a week.”

"Now, Knart," said Hanid, don't be silly! There aren't any.

tigers in our garden!”.

sure

admitted Knarf, "the been pulled out of the garden but flons I'm thinking of have all there are plenty of them in the folds on the other side of the wall. They're dandy lidas, 1001

for not having guessed what. Hanid felt ashamed of herself

Knarf meant. “You mean dande- Bon!"

"That's it," said Knart.

Just then, Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, who was sitting on the other side of the playroom, said: "I'd like to be in your zoo, Kharf." 3

It

Toddy Tries To Be Wild

"You're no wild animal, Ted- dy" said Knarf.

Though not a wild bear, Teddy wanted to be in the zoo,

Ones Been Wild. very pleased.

Teddy

or

A

He will have further training in such responsibility when you require him up to the age of twelve or fourteen to come straight home on a certain sui Bignal, such as whistles blown

light turned

on. If

you this child

complain that of the other children have | to › › this; you should calmly reply, “It's none of my, business what the other"parents" require" of their children," implying, "This is our way."".

hear

noo

Wise parents have higher standardt · for protection'

and control of "their" own. children than other parents have, and these wise parents must have the fortitude and'altill to hold their children to such standards,

Often you may have heard a misbehaving child say, "Jog told mo to do it," or "Jean made me do it." You should then reply "But you did it," and, dail will him as solely responsible for tho doed.

Child Solely Responsible

In a family of several young children, a younger one may that ani‘older was offer the excuse

brother or sister "told him to do

Oh yes, there are," Insisted were Knarf. "And it's a very quiet, around well-behaved #iger, too. that they could put in their own doesn't roar of growl or any- 200.

thing.

When Kuart's zoo was finally." or did it, too. Naturally you It just stays in one place "For instance," he said, "would and nods its head when the wind pretty tame, I guess, but I can

"I'm a Bear," said Teddy. "I organised, it was filled with quite will be vexed at the older child you call a dragon wild?",

blows,"

A Real Dragon?

a number of strange animals in und, upon objective evidence, addition to the Flying Dragon, may properly punish him. But

Dandy you shouldn't Ignore responsibil the Garden Tiger, the

ity in tho younger оде

If he La Lion and the Tame. Bear Who

Once Boen Wild, bere old enough to blame his wrong. Had

"on the older child; he la a Bull probably old enough to have and let out what he thought was were also a Horse Fly, a terrible, frightening roar. It Frog, a Horned Shall and some known that the deod was wrong, sounded like a squeek..

thing that might have been and to be punished for this "I guess it wasn't really very Wolf if it were only a little big-deed.

It took Hanid several minutes be wild if I want to be. Want before she guessed what Knart to hear me be wild?" meant this time. But finally abo

With that, Teddy, the Stuffed said Hanid. "A laughed again. "Your tiger, aho, Bear, stood up on his hind legs "Oh yes," dragon is certainly, wild. But said, "must be a tiger lily,” there aren't any such things as dragons. They're just in storica. They're hulour monsters,

They're make-believe animals, Nobody can find any dragons,"

A Lion, Too!:

ger. It was a Mousel

an in-

That's what it is," Kart

Recently I observed smiled. “Sa now I have two wild loud," he admitted. “Can't I be animals in my zoo, a flying drag» - in your zoo just as a tame bear?” "Yes," said Hanld to Knarf, stance in which two boys, eight on and a tiger that looks like a Knart decided that Teddy "you really did make a zoo. It's and six, without permission went blossom. And my third animal is would be allowed to be in the quite a fine one, too. I'm going on a dangerous ride in a neigh-

bour's boat CHESS PROBLEM going to be a Hon."

:: On being appre- 200 as a Tame Bear Who Had to visit it overy day!”

hended, the younger one pleaded that his older, brothermado him do it, meaning that he led him to do it. The father im

told the older boy ha mediately

By W. MAX

Black, B.pleces.

White, 10 plecia.

WHAT'S HER LINE? white to play, mate in two:

ROSIE H. TASSE

"Re-arrango the letters to`speli.

ther occupation")

(Solutions on Page, 10).

solution

Cold threat

Rupert's Coral Island—13

Although lost has laughed as them, Rupert cannot get the old -day bnan's "münies out, of his mind, 'an he allers to help her carry her many paroslakověry, the ridge of rock. Bayond le fonderetch of sand and Shet another.hdge over which has

kall,,!! Hello, "thati")

That mistet

Jöcke, "What"la.izʻaniling fn't know the aKA (WAN)

Neither did Matchockls Janes

Just Arrived

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was entirely responsible for both of them, and would be paddled, When the mother conferred with,. this father in private, the two concluded that both boys were and both - Chould ba responsible punished. As sa compromiso, both boys served a sentence of

ADVENTURES elting unmuted for one hour:

of RUPERT

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we/parents properly": should impress on the older child his responsibility for leade ing a: younger!"

wrobl

the

child often trying blame for