THE DUFFLE. TWINS
by DODD
THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1963.
= WOMANSENSE
LAST MINUTE IDEAS
PARIS WEEK-END
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BY THE WAY
by Beachcomber
JACORN
THE most perfect of Bling dec-dun-tungla-da-da-dun-dee-ta- ON
time
was
da-daas,... THO
who did not
tread a pla drop. A critje wald,
systems break down. Some know the words were as noisy as
Charlle Suot
those who did. You could not have Aga asked by his secretary whether a correspondence" about sliding bottle ferrule should be fle under "," "," or "f"
"Under fur glass," replied Suel. "Suice they are gine fermules."
It was pointed out that the cor- had been previously Lesponclefice moved from "g" because it got
Nixo
up with une about Klove stretchers Then put it under w fur stretchem," said Suet. This way done, and the Endleshaun Ambulatice Brigade received J licence for 4:2
Wenson
1 glove-stretchers. Golightly cheece manufacturers, received a leaflet giving Instructions ferrules Itt u how to g sliding bottles, When informed of this, Suci Jald his risht foreßnger horizontally along fits upper lip, and breathed down is now,
A rousing chorus DISAPPROVAL.
Mrongly <x pressed, at the people who "join noldly ins
wungs at the The Promenade Concert", reminds me that once, at Covent Gardens, the entire audience julged in the choris
pilgrims in Turnfauser'; Da
"The audience seemed to think thai this is jun the chorus of a muste hadi joug, which, of course, 11 Jan'1."
Recipe for success
Arat
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LAUGH. In a turnine manner
when' I read that "tho lesson a young novelist must learn is to be able to tell a good story." Several legons must take precedence of that. He must get to know the crilles, preferably at cocktail parties. He must be seen about with writers. ite mat try to get some viewing, jo as to swalực violently novels by women reviewers. H must get to know the people who ""choose", and "recommend" novels, and persuado his publisher to give him an expense allowance for entertainment. He must broadcast- preferably taking part in one of the parlour games. He must eat, drink, and breathe publicity from moming 10 night. After that he can think about telling a good story, And If he can the unforgiving inste with nixty
Reconds worth of boosting done, his is the "trade," and everything that's in 2, and what is more, he'll be a bore, any
Aun,
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FOR HALLOWE'EN FUN
BY ALICE DENHOFF
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HALLOWEEN is here, and faces, use small pieces of red
It's still not 100 late to und green pepper. Servo plan a little gathering for the mediately. children, or for grown-ups, If you haven't already done so. Fun is fun, and we need some of it goodness knows, especial ly when it is of the variety that
make merTY.
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By OSWALD JACOBY
FODAY'S hand is one of the
most dramatiè bridge ex ploite of Art Grau of Daytona, U.S.A., and I think it will be startling enough to suit any- body's fancy. (I will be de- lighted to hear from anybody who can top this story.)
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Grau opened the king of clubs from the West hand, since was slightly suspicious of South's opening bid. When East played the discouraging three of clubs, Grou decided that the opening bld had been "legiti mato" so he switched to the three of diamonds. ·
Declarer played the king of diamonds from dummy, winning the trick. He next led A low spade from dummy, hoping to. duck the trick to West in order to develop the spudes without
East scotched this plan by put- lingup-the-jock of spades, naturally enough.
YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA Wlowing East to gain the lead.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30
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By natural, kindliness "good" marriage. After all, we ju ♫ je potekaûr makes you one who s ensy-you figure-to fall in love
South won with the king of met gard pusinst being needlessly with a steht man as a poor onst
Science, furposed upOR, Although you have
thechanics, Invention, spades and continued with a strong enough will, when it comes polities, the stage-almost any career | spade to the ace. He led a
which you may wish to select a third round to following through an idea of your
of spades, giving uwa you will get everything aside if open to you. Your giftu are varied Sunitrone you love needs Yais
unellvided help and attention. Th ments that your objective is delayed, You have a great deal of talent but you du sat always make the best posible use of it at all times. Yet, 10 villise oner you have learned your aptitudes properly, you can -reach-the-penk-of-fase, success and
even material fortune.
to
A Pickle-Pumpkin Centro plece makes a nice focal point for a canapo troy or to serve with wheat toast wafers or crispy crackers.
No need to prepare anything elaborate, for that defeats the
To preparo, combine z (8-oz.) purpose of the occasion. If jars of cheddar cheese, 2 tsp. there is a game, recreation or prepared mustard and % c. drained. pickle relish, rumpus room, set the stage for sweet the party there. Use traditional Mix well, then roll into pump- Wedges at Halloween decorations around kin shape. Make
knife the housecom stalks, autumn the side with tip of paring
bringing tip
kalte leaves, jack-o'-lanterns, orange by and black streamers, skeletons, from top centre to bottom con- witches, tre, then insert a sweet gherkin clase spiders, bats, black cats. The children will pickle in top centre for stem. gladly help, for it this right Place in refrigerator to chill
until dem. up their alley?
Pumpkin-Faco Sandwiches
As for the food, plenty of hut coffee, a keg of eider and some delicious sandwiches and cond pes with doughnuts to follow.
"Pumpkin - Face Sandwiches Arst Split one smalt lont French brend lengthwise and remove soft centre from top half. Combine tbsp. softened 'butler,
baked bean
of
of
On the Sweet Sido
For
*to something different serve with doughnuts and apple ckler, try an ice cream treat -- u scoop of ice cream
topped with a generous spoonful of tori, ne-flavoured apple sauce and a crown of toasted shredded coconut.
And to pass around, make a batch of special goodies. Muke pulp, a quick fondant by mixing to-
candy
c. grated cheese, one hard-gether 2 egg whites, peppermint cooked egg, dash of cayenne, essence to taste, orange isp. onloit juice, lap. salt, tap, colouring and 34 c. confer- dry mustard. Mix well, Fill toners' sugar. Shape into flat cavity with mixture and replace pattles and use chocolate
bits bottom half of bread. Roll (small rounds of Bomi-sweet in waxed paper. Chill thorough chocolate) to form eyes, noso ly. Slice. Te make pumpkin and mouth of a jack-o'-lantern.
Subtle And Flattering If
You Know How To Use It
By HELEN FOLLETT
TAYE shadows too arti- glamourised by using this
shadows, too, wo- E
make-up. man! Modern eye make-up is subtle and flattering it you know the beauty ropes,
One must be careful not to apply too much. A light film of shadow will brighten the eyes and accent them; a heavy ap-
~wili.
"should be their eyelids; they just are not darker along the line of the the type. A girl with flair and lashes. It should
It
Admittedly, some WORD en
should
- never put pigmbht on leak ""The part a brittle
as
fade knowledge of make-up proceeds upward. The applica- technique, however, can wear úèn should not extend beyond this cosmetic to her advantage, the outer terminal of the eye- Lovely though the eyes may be, brow. they can be enhanced.
Exciting Cosmotic
Off to Paris for a week-end? For those lucky enough to enjoy an autumn holiday artist Rix has chosen some clothes which enable you to be
you chic at a Paris party, or facing a cold spell.
1-A ribbed cloth travel coat, autumn weight, with a clock-collar of imitation calot.
2-Plain black barathan pancil skirt with silk interlaced coils of braiding down front and on pocket edge.
Black farkuit boat-neck jersey. Tinsel-ribbed neck Hne.
3.-Blousa in poplin, obtainable in various shades. 4.Anather blaute, with short sleeves,
Woman Responsible
PER
Lundun Express Service.
For A
Million Parties Per Year
By GAY PAULEY
New York, DERLE Mesta, and Elsu
Maxwell áře famous oven has given-a-fow in Alaska. party-throwers, but there's Howall and Puerto Rico. £ The first question, of course, woman from Kissimee, is: "What colour will prove Fla... who outdoes those mosi flattering?" Blue in two.
OI oli the items that
a various shades is a favourite woman lotes home from tho with blondea and brownetter toiletries department,
an Orlando, Fla., concern which selis plastic housewares by the home-party system, **
There are several companies, seling everything from elemmingi Mrs Wise's parties are not the materials to cosmetics, on the Wine's Mis big blowouts a la Mesia, with home-party plan diplomats, royalty, presidents and company, founded in April, 1951, and the eret af selecting your true East the trick, and this is where
Mrs Brownie Wise puts on senators. Her guests usually are. uses the same principle of most work in life lies in knowing what Grau made his dramatic discard. you are the most interested in. Once
eye The redhead should use a faint approximately 1,000,000 parties housewives, sometimes husbands of them. Dealers and usually housewives earning money part- you have deelded that, you will go
haven't noticed
guest list totals only 10 to 25. Perhaps you,
shadows are the most exciting. green which will do something per year, in homes, churches, of housewives, and usually the they are word, some of them about it with direction and even
time-contact one woman in a of her clubs; has ever given them on If you have never given them to bring out the glory He tually get where you planned to bel what Grau was afraid of. You are a little
a trial, now's too fond of high had, after all, opened the king
the time. The flaming
white houseboats,
Mrs Wise, a handsome woman neighbourhood and asic whether thatch. The living and making noortant friends. of clubs and he was afraid that
casi investment is practically haired woman with fair, trans- Sho's supervised get-togethers with greying hair ond bright she would like to have some of Curb.this tendency_a_little
his partner would return a club nelling. It is possible you are parcat-skin-should-use-a-del-from-New-York 40--California, brown eyes, is vice president and her friends in for a brief visit-- To find what the stars have instead of
A club
precisely the type that will be cate mauve.
from Maine to the Gulf of Mexico, general manager of Tupperware, usmlly 20 to 30 minutes. diamond. sture for tomorrow, select your birth
Although your notions are strong. you are not inclined to let romance run away with your good, common sonne. Ti is likely Utot you of the fal gex will make what is called a be your daily guide,
day ster and read the corresponding return would give declarer the paragraph. Let your birthday starjcontract and therefore had to be
headed off at all costs.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31
SCORPIO (Del. 24-Nov, 22)-You time to relax tensions and get a lot Grau discarded the age of clubs. would make a serious error today of much-needesi rest, unless you are very careful of l
· detalls.
BAJIITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. ZZ)-**. Plan onetsint amusing for this evening. You can afford to
tensions and love fun!
relax
CAPRICORN (Dec. 33-dan, 20)—II you have done your best with every- ihing, then rest assured that you will receive proper rewards.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Yeh, 19)—Last day of the monthl See that you have entirely finished a job that you began earlier.
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 28)--}Lenith can be rather Important right now. so see to it that you take good care of I. Don't overdo,
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-Some quiet reading in the field of your particular interest thould relax A well as interest you.
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 213-Make good tise of your mind today in solving a problem. Sometimes bratri work enn save your muscles!
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)-Try to zel outdoor If you can this week- end. It will give you the physical build-up that you need.
CANCER
27-July (June
233–) Perhaps you can repay a past kind- ness with an invitation to your hams or take a good friend out to lunch or dinner.
LEO (July 24-Aug. 21)-Make plans Visiting for a pleasant week-end. freen like to be well entertained! So be hospitablej
CROSSWORD quite unmistakable.
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Seross
1, is win the
fruiterer scila 7
klad ul
5. Nylon shiria needn't be i
a. Dog's foot. (8)
10. Cut a flute and change it.
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(2)
12. You should and it good is 10,
(*)
13 Good time on a German river.
(8)
14. tornar rithout noitation will
By sway. (4)
15. Goes with bounda
(B)
19. Hundreds of these used to
with overy transure story.
Vigo (Aug. ze-sept. 23)-Being cheerful will help things to look a 20 Perch. (5)
ttle better than they are, Optimism. The seventh was renowned in
really does "payi
Lilina (sepi, zi-Oct. 27)-it this. has n a busy week, now is the
CHESS PROBLEM
By A. L. POPOVSKI
Black, 5 pieces.
White, 8 pieces,
White to play: mate in three,
Solution to yesterday's
problem:
1; K-Kto, any; 2, B (dis ch, or sal chị, or Ht males
anng and story
Mr. Dor's oppostiv number, J 3. Senzonnų Haple for the hidden
ira (6) Depend on a 1975 ?
(6)
Onsten wile was shove 15
Down
Elevator, in 17.8.A,, (4)
.:
Mourne onse curiously, alope down (9)
3. Qae hundred ta onu.. rés
4. Do they ontoh Mie orlokëtern > .
(4)
·Chriklopner Boan was.
To prevent the club return,
The meaning of this discard was Obviously West didn't have solid
clubs, since he had failed to continue the suit when he was on lead. Hence he must be urging his partner to abandon the suit.
East correctly interrupted the Blgnat and led the jack of dia- monde through declarer's queen, The defenders thus collected four diamond tricks, a spade and club to defeat the contract a ca
tricks. But Lwo
for
Grau's probably dramatic signal, East would have returned a club, and declarer would have made his game contract.
BOYS
AND GIRLS'
Smokie Took A Trip to Europe
་
-He Made the Voyage in & Ship's Funnel By MAX TRELL THE
THE Smoke Man came out of
Father's
pipe, and after floating around the room for n while, he sailed out through the open door and floated up stairs into the playroom. Knart and Hanid,
the shadow-children with the turn- ed-about names, saw him come in. They called over to him.
Hi, kids!" he said and Boat
where they were sitting.
♥ CARD Senise ed over to
Q-The bidding has been: North East South
Wesl 1 Diamond Pass 1 Heart 1 Spade Fass
Pass
"We haven't seen you in a long Ume, Smokle," Knazi said. "Where have you been?” missed asked Hanid. "We've
you
Went to Europe Smokie made himself com- You, South, hold: Spades K-J- 4, Hearts K-Q-0-0, Diamonds fortable on the edge of a chair. Q-3, Clubs K-9-8-2. What do He crossed one leg five or six times around the other leg and you do?
hands in his pocket put his A-Bld two no-trump. This way up to his clbows. Then he bid shows strength in
op. smiled, and said: "I took pahenta sult, balanced distribu- trip to Europe." flon and 13 to 15 points.
"To Europe?" Hanid xx- claimed. "How
did you got there?"
the
TODAY'S QUESTION
With neither side vulnerable, ·
the bidding has been:
7. Postaceipt gele mixed with the North
amount payable, (5)
8. Get mixed viso after
back. (7)
U. Cattia cross_bera)(3)
TD
11. Leo the man in obige of
the newspaper 1 (0)
1. Chanzou houng, tôi
15. Boil back i tệ)
10. if you scn- tila ind. you ́aro
bewildered.
17. Osiadania wad Shia, Bad wild.
19. Do this here paraon Charlie. 21. Tooting has one., (9'
SOLUTION
TO CHECK
YESTERDAY'S
PUZZLE
East
Bouth
West
1 Heart 1 Spade 2 Clubs Pass
? 2 Hearts Pass
You, South, hold: Spades 7-5, Hearts 8-3, Diamonds K-9-4, Clubs A-K-3-10-8-5. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
WHAT'S HIS LINE?
DAVIE. R. WINTER Re-arrange the letters to spell nis occupation.
(Solution on Page -10)
DUMB-BELLS
THERE ARE SOME VERY OLD STAINED
GLASS WINDOWS IN THEIR COUNTRY MOUSE?
YOU'D
THINK "THEY WOULD CLEAN THEM OR PUTIN NEW ONGS!
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At
MAGAZINE
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If the woman agrees to act as hostess, the dealer then puts on a demonstration of the wares' uses before the women who come to call. The dealer, also tokes orders on the scene.
An Accident
The woman acting as hostess unially serves a dimple-refresh- mont-tea and cookies or coffee and cake.. In retum for uding as hostess, the company presente her with assorted giffia nim pare colators, lamps, blandicts, joel- lery, or toys.
"The method of selling la so successful because of the cot- venience to the woman," the excoutive said. "Woman can buy while catching up on the bost neighbourhood news:"
was water, water, waler. There wasn't any land anywhere. And that's how it was for the next five days. Just water, water, water." "I took a steamboat," replied "Didn't you see, any waves?” Smokie, "or maybe it would asked Knarf. be more correct to say, that a Smolclo grinned. "That's steamboat took
what all the water wes. It was any rate, I was getting tired of waves-big waves, little waves, sleeping In chimneys around waves with white caps, green decided to cross the waves, blue waves and some- town, so
Limes black waves. And then, went down to the dock - finally, one
I morning and there I saw a great sleani- land." baat lying at anchor. 1
stood
It Was Franco looking at the boot for a while, "What land was wondering how I could get on Hamid. and where I could stay,
when
"It was France," said Smokie, all of a
sudden heard my "So my friends and I all floated name being called.
of the hœne parties tüve out of the funnel and "It was a couple of
boon mamomble. There was the friends sailing around in the sky over
time before she joined the house- of mine," Smokle, went on. France. We went to Paris and
stuck noted "They had their heads
the top of the
wards, company, when abo me to up out of an enormous
wall cleaner funnel in Eiffel Tower. Then wo alid all
demonstrating which was mupposed to be eađa on the middle of the ship. A fun the way down. But we couldn't
"It's too bad," he said, "that any painted surface, any- nel, in case you don't know it understand a thing that is a good deal like a chimney, one said." exept that it's ever so much bigger and it's usually started.
T
Smokie, my friends were calling. There's plenty of room in here for you! Come aboard
and join us!"
"And did you?" salped Knarf.
Met Other Friends "Of course ́ I
nati did." Smokie. "I floated right down that chimney as fast as I could 20, 1 mot dozens of others of my frientk down there, 'We're all going to Europe, they told
me.
"But I haven't got a ticket,” 1
"Funt them, a whistle sound- od. It was so loud that I alr. jumped two foot into the
In fact, I almost wont walling right out of the tunnel. For tumatoly my friend grabbed may hy the fact and pulled me back ator Lext
tyuin, Thon the tes later,
working. A. Lew
the ship began to all. Bayborn I woke up the next mventig Smokie continued: "I poked my hold cub: of the Burel. I loolisel propand to ace
·wherw-see" were, 'All I could” ase
usked
went
627
When He looked Out of the Funnel, All He Saw Was Water
the same and I was glad I took the trip to Extrupe..
you two can't also go on ; a steamboat furmel."
Ôi course, Mrs Wine doesn't personally starso all the 1,000,000 parties per year. She has the kein of some 8,000 dealers,
Some
"Why not?" asked Knarf.
"But one manufaéturer hindi Just "Because
spoke Overyone
But Kharf and Hank smiled come out with a water-based French, even the smallest boys and shook their heads. They paint," she said. "So one swipe and girls, Why, even the little knew that if they ever went to of the cleaner on this wornon's babies cried in French and the Europe, It would be on the living room wall, and off came not the paint. We had to do the cats deck of a steamboat and dogs bunked and the mewed and the Biris song, all made the funnel ilke Smekle whole room over."United Press. in French. But k was fun just the Smoke Man,
Rupert and Ozzie-42
5. On bin way home · Rupert tells the on all about Mt. Mlola's rail» way. You could never have cone that way,” ha laughs. ft WARN_HOUSE who showed me into it and he would" have, tun, sway 'from you,1' ·Suddenly be besaka
into tro a something on the road, below-cutches."his aye, and anning to the cottage, he finds. a beran object standing outaicle. -it, ** Whom is than sold tar bataska Dinkie.Ozzie'),', says Rupert, 1991 must my "ip and find him.
Household Hints
Never run on electric cord whore ‘it-will be; walked on; de, where furniture may be moved over it: "Wires ~ should vibe examined periodically to be sure the covering is not worn. If there are any signs of
special
ro
have those covered with m tape, or have the cord
Boaldes the danger, of
placed.
an old wire, a frayed cord de tracta", from the appearance of. lamps and election), applianco
If you tiovea home, freeDRA) or a freezer chest in your refrigerator, try to store foods bs nearly ready to sexys 'as possible. For centools, de may be placed. In parfait.PECIA Ibefore storing in.
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