1953-09-10 — Page 5

As

Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN

.. by Walter

• BY •

THE WAY

by Beachcomber

remained

pretty

S the first queue of Channel- tune, and things

swimmers formed up on the well as bearily as before,

The deferred service shore in the twilight of Bawn. It is not easy for anyone but an accompanied by their trainers, "expert" to retimate the amount advisers, and friends. a man staggered ashore and was help- ed up the beach.

of labour and skill required to ele able the Post Office to lose nearly £5,000,000 4 year on telegrains. Naturally, nobody can think of any- "Just made it." he gasped, "Where thing to do about 11 except te in. have, you come from?" they asked, create the cost of telegrams. I svig- "Girl "Nez," said teman teintly, gest a deterred service, guaranteeing "Brandy, brandy)" He wok a good non-delivery of otherwise withi drink, he had been walling in tour or five days, with surplus shallow water ance 2 an.. having charge of 14. on every wordt over In the two Words on telegrams not deliver. talen down to the leach

Increase darkness. Where's your launched at all. This

could be surplus they asked him. "Didn't have one," combined with he replied. "Did nobody secompany charge of . for we of peu. nib, Founder thought ender pencil, blotting paper and

shouted, " rather thought Lelegram form. would be." sold the ELD11. with visions

of a clyle

dinner, sust

-A

receptiopaid

plenty of articles on renv ́T Dic 11."

Twenty Years of Uproar

Guess who it was

TTLE MISS MOFFAT (who sat

Loft), member of Sir

Au MeFrenzie's party on Kipper • z. Meor, has complained to her it that the was "chased from burt to butt by a loader drewer in

AT a pity even by starora Trufa kelle ond a wiraw hat with an M.C.C.

Truccatore, in Bar Mews, Rustiguzzi began to sing "O Mar

W

Was

rition. She alleges that the

un shouted "Care Home Cove

mitto Marmitta," from Compotella's Bomer All is forgiven!" And that

የጉ *11 Zoccalu The accempants had he invited her to elteken other

struck up ideas. and

wehra and champagne "In my dad's different tuneLombargine's "Pidoc "booting-brake." chio di Mare." The result

nough to make a knock-kneed washerwoHAN bandy-lenged. hosters Eignaled to the accompanist,

The

who switched to the first fune. Un fortunately Rustiguzzi, at the same moment. switched

to, the cind

"Qunds like Foalenaugh,“, en133– mented auld Ben turbottle. Building programme

Anything in the proposed runway area wilt have to be pulled down.

(Oficial.

“THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1958.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Dummy's Deception Lifts Eyebrows

WEST MAQJB4 VKO52

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NORTH

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EAST AK872.

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None.

& Note

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West North Eas Double 2♣ 40

Pass Double Pass

Opening lead-♥ K ·

Pass

BY OSWALD JACOBY NVERY

experienced player has made deceptive plays as declarer or 19 a defender. It is more unusual, however, to

YOUR BIRTHDAY...... ·3y STELLA make a deceptive play in the

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10

dummy-the" hand that ́la in full sight at all times.

South didn't bid six clubs

WOMANSENSE

Health For Today: ZTE

HICCUPS SIMPLE AND PERSISTENT

By W. W. BAUER, M.D.

THEN you sit around of the more common ones include slow W

sipping of sweetened the living room or on water, rapid, drinking of cold the verandah follow water, Inhaling ether fumes, ing a good dinner, somebody pulling on the tongue, inducing may start to hiccup. Right hearty laughter or causing aud-

den frlebt. as many away there are cures offered as there are There seer

lying people present.

ere seems to be an under-

treem in all of these home

which is not loo Ilogical. All depend on interrup- There are two kinds of tion of the rhythmic sequence of hiccups-simple and persis- the hiccup, which is in itself a

disturbance of tent. The simple ones can rhythm.

the breathing Perhaps that is why Indeed be cured by almost these simple remedies for simple anybody. They will go away hiccups seem to work. Laughter without special treatment, or fright, or other emotional usually in a very short time, shocks, may cause. hiccups ne The persistent kinds can be well as cure them, especially in

children. very serious and may end fatally.

2%

MANY CAUSES

in

Hiccup, sometimes spelled hiccough, is most aptly Persistent hiccups are quite They occur in Inamed, for it sounds just as another matter.

it spells. It means a spasm most instances a complications of the diaphragm, followed of surgical operation or in the later phases of serious disease. by a closing of the valve Most commonly they are caused which keeps food out of the by conditions in the upper abdo- breathing tubes when swal- men, adjacent to the diaphragm, but have also been reported in lowing. The characteristic Qu

as pout, diseases such

cnd noise is a combination of air serious kidney disease.

They column and valve-closing have been observed as a compll. sound. The whole pheno- cation of infections like influenza menon is a disturbance of and malaria. They are frequent the regular breathing in lung diseases such pleurisy. laryngitis, bronchitis and pneu- rhythm.

monia. Tumours of the lung or In the chest

between the spaces heart and

lungs, and various forms of heart

discaso, may sometimes be underlying causes. In its simple forms, hic. Hiccups following operations to surgery on cup is most often caused by are not limited some abdominal irritation the upper abdominal organs but may occur after operations any- high up and close to the where. This type is regarded as diaphragm. An over-filled due to disturbance within the stomach is the most com- brain rather than in the abdo-

cause. This in turn men.

POPULAR CURES

with any certainty that he could make that contract. He just knew that he could not be hurt thing seem to be coing webadly at a club contract, and his was afraid that the opponents can could make five hearts.

mon South might have beaten Ave

if he had opened a low may be due to too much

งงบ

muncy, taken the ace of hearts food, or too much alcohol,

when

The New Parls Look-Another Angle

CASUAL two-piece from

APPETITE AND HUNGER

when great c. low and wait patiently BORN today. you live

deal of nervous and physical

Don't butt your head against energy You want to be busy do

stonewall. It won't do a scrap of all the me DIRI ing something

you wait unti Hood. Just

A cannot endure being idle for an

way around it, or a

the latest Autumn col- instant. You have a great deal of either see ={

good chance to jump over! staying power, loo, and once you

You

not A born

lection of the famous French SEDATIVES have started a job. you will not

In earls maker and there are ins rest until it is Inished.

fashion designor, Christian that make sure

your eCITIA an if there just in't youth.

You

work promptly, and led another low or too rapid eating. It may enough to go around. energies are being channelled into

bard enough, but money wipe diamond to North's queen in

Antispasmodic drugs are effec- Dior. It is pale blue, very be a sign of disturbed diges- Constructivo activities. You are the

100 easily order to get a spade ruff

high througn your fingers type who can be just an busy do.

when you have it. Learn the les- Ing "nothing" as doing something

But South was better off not tion. On the other hand, it tive in relieving spasms. Some soft wool, with a

times induced vomiting puts a waistline and tight skirt. son of saving in good times and Important. Parents of children born

then therT, will be no "poor" even trying to find such a fan-may also be an indication of stop to the sequence of hiccups. on this day should take full, cog. nisance of this and see that their time in your g rich in that thetic defence. It was for safer hunger, arising from an Heavy sedatives may be required. The matching jacket has one button at the left, and progeny are encouraged in some of becoming really that is happens. 16 piny the hand at six clubs, empty stomach.

own Tobacco Rebreathing of the patient's may cause hiccups in some breath through the tubing of an swings down to hip length. reac-anaesthetic machine has also been This creation also features individuals. Hiccupy

found effective. It works by

called upon to settle tions have even been report building up the carbon dioxide the new short hemline. This THIS dietitian has been mother reasons there must ed in the unborn child. in the blood

to act upon the new short skirt seems

been misreported. family argument as Simple hiccups come and go breathing centre in the brain.

appetite For home use, the main thing. Earlier reports suggested a whether with or without treatment. This

for numerous popular to learn about hiccups is that if going-back to the shapeless

one and accounts which are held in hight they persist for more than an Flapper Look of the late ger are dig-

esteem, for the simple reason hour or so, or return too often,

same. The young fry in family insist that there

difference, while

type of constructive work. Other. wite, idle hands and active minds all kind of in- will dream up. 1eresting mischief.

to bring This birthday appeurs alternating cycles of good and bad You must learn to take fortune. full advantage of the periods when the signs are in your favour. Then

VIRGO

an inheritance.

be mire that you utilise it wise especially since a slip in the de

fence allowed him to make this

13. Your love nature is strong and

your marriage should be an ex ceptionally happy ons,

Join what, the stars have in

store for tomorrow. select your birthday star and read the corres ponding paragraph. Let your birth day star be your daily guide.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11

2)

zi-Sept. (Aug. it starting of a trip, you can be sure of good fortune. You could also try hunting a new job. if you want one.

Zi-Oct.

23) —

LIBRA (Sept. Take any opportunity for widening your circle of friends which offers Itself today. Brighten your outlook on life.

22) -- SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, There are condicting elements in today's aspects which call for eau« tion and wise use of

your energies.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 21)--- A well-favoured. friendly social -day when these you meet can bring particular joy and happiness. CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jan. 20) -- End up your working week em. ciently. Finish up everything you began. Keep up to schedule.

AQUARIUB (Jan. 21-Feb. 18) -- This is the day to clear your desk- at the office so

that

you

CHESS PROBLEM

By 1. MAY

Black, 10 pieces.

White, 11 pieces.

White to play: mäte in two,

Cal

Solution to yesterday'a problem:

+

1,RB1, any; 2. Q, R, or Kt (ch, or dis chi) mates.

DUMB-BELLS

THINK HOW MUCH HIGHER THAT POLE VAULTER. COULD JUMP (F HE DIDNT HAVE

TO CARRY THAT: STICK!

slam contract.

When

monds.

mon

ହ

declared the king of hearts, declarer saw that the slam contract depended only on restricting the diamond loss to one trick. Ho had to do every thing in his power to persuade enjoy your week-end with a clear the defenders to discard

He ruled the opening heart If you are buying things for the lead in dummy, led a trump to house today, make sure that you his hand, and ruffed another get full value

money low heurt in dummy. He then spent.

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) - proceeded to lead all but one in of his trumps, forcing the op- Don't let yourself get involved komething that starts

"It could end ponents to search for safe dis-

conscience,

VISCER (Feb, 20-Mar, 20)

friendly argtiment. seriously,

TAUNUS CAPE.

for the

out as

.

21) - 21-Ma

cards,

As

soon as dummy ran out of

If you tackle the TuRked jobs trumps, declaror discarded a

first. then all that follows will seem low diamond from the dummy very simple, indeed.

GEMINI (MAY 23-June 21) - and

around

There are litory nerves and they may not be yours! Ber fer to remain Allent then to pro- voke an argument.

CANCER

(Jane

27-July

it.

LEO (July 24-AUE

231 Not a day to be reckless or too adventuresome. Just take a good

thing new.

CROSSWORD

the on

next round of trumps he discarded another low diamond from the dummy. By the time that South's hand

South

tho

Parce

have

to

that they seem to work. At least, they should have medical investi 1920s-but you can now see For the simple kind-it is not so! It is smart, and

flatters today's figure. they were applied, and the an- gation. noying spasms went away. Some grin and bear it.

BOYS' AND

GIRLS'

Willy Toad Has a Birthday

----He's Disappointed That He Doesn't Look Older!—

Naturally I don't look the same By MAX TRELL

today as I did yesterday. I look

the

Doesn't Look it

2) had been reduced to one trump This is good day for all kinds and three diamonds, West had of competition. You can probably win if you just set your mind toto decide which four cards to

save. Should he save -diamonds and the blank ace of

spades?

This might allow to sel up a a spade trick look before you leap into any It look

safer to hold two looked spades and only two diamonds particularly since diamond discards from the dummy in- dicated that South was not greatly interested in that sult,

When West roduced to only

at him. He looked the same as isn't right." two diamonds,

a cinch it

ever and they told him so.. for South to lead a low diamond from his hand and win two diamond tricks. However, it dummy had carefully saved all of the diamonds, West might have saved three diamonds, and then South would have lost two diamond tricks.

S soon as Knarf and Hanid, a year older."

the

shadow-children with the turned-about names, rench- ed the path leading to

Hanld sat down on the flat top middle of the Pine Tree Grove of a three-leat clover and said: to meet them. Willy Toad came hopping out

"You would think you would look a year older, Willy, but

12

ค

Across-

(0)

A oram mare oculo with

Ran back to an

nervous amtetion.

9. No change. (5)

10. Priantoniog gore, (4)

(8),

11. Rand, plaged, written, or sent.

(4)

13. An X means the same. (4)

14. At no time., (8),

16.01 Train D.L.D. (ang.). ()

10. One in KⱭWHYN DO (5)

21 Vital dust that often vanishes

in the morning 1. (9)

32. Midia's was golden. (8)

23. A saucy plece, (4)

Brought up.

35. Can encircle she middle, (4)

UOWD

-1, Mouth-quite closely. (0)

(8)

2. Oraftsman,

Crusi tuber. 161

4. Bausage or drum. (6),

1.8. Target aOREST={{0}

6. Book of Dite and pieces. (8)

7. Keeper of the stores, (7)

show. (8):

16. Spars and grates,

(0)

17. Our penny in raiber stern. (4)

16. It's sour, bus we own it. (41

20. Caualty high, often enashada (8)

SOLUTION

TO CHECK YESTERDAY'S

PUZZLE

Whe

"Well," he said, "take a look you don't." at me. Do I look any different?” Knart and Hand took a look

Thinks They're Wrong

"Impossible," said Willy, "It

+

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By Ida Jean Kain

L

be....and asks for support.

ore

to 1 is true that hunger and associated...but and appetite

they do differ. Hunger is en- the tirely physiological an Instinct Appetite. the we are born with.

MAGAZINE

Blackle, "would be if I shut one eye and looked at you through.a. piece of green glass. Woll, guces 's not going to rain,” And Blackie nodded to Knarf and Hanld and waved to Willy and went back down under his rock again.

"Well," said Willy as he un- crossed his legs and got up fran "I guess birthdays the violet, aren't what they're cracked up to be. You have them, and noth ing is different. I've just made up my mind. I'm not going to bother having any more."

the

while linked with hunger, la

is partly in the mind and depends on a previous pleasant acquain-

with s

food some

In other I words,

you do not have an ap- potite for 21 food (such as snails) If you have never enjoyed It. is Influenced by the Appetite memory of the sight and the taste and the aroma of foods that have proved to be delicious.

Here is the point that cinches

For

the argument for the mother you can be hungry and actually physically in need of food and still have no appetite if angry or worried, or offered distasteful food Or, after hunger been satisfied, appelite may be

by aroused

Boine specially favoured food. Appetite is then selective....na moro sprouts, thank

for dessert?

.

Brussels you....what's

Physical Factor ··

Now about appetite in middle

age?

Paradoxical as it may.

scem, appetite STDSVE with Here a physical overeating. factor is involved. To got

should

picture, overweights

The

ihlak of the stomach; ásan: clastic arrangement with-walks after that can expand. That satialed

always

the stomach,

Can't Stop Having Them ...."Do you feel any oldort" "Oh, but you have to have Knari asked. He sat down on them," said Hand, getting up "Do I look much different a dandeliod, I felt like sitting from the top of the three-leaf. today?" naked Willy.

of Willy said in a disappointed on top of a tall stool at an ico clover and scratching the top

Willy felt much better Willy's head gently, just to show voice: "You think I don't look cream soda fountain,

him that she loved him as much hearing that,

feeling of having had enough to I think you're Just then Blackle Beetle come as ever, "You don't just stop

eat comes any different? wrong. Take another look. Go out from under a rock to look having birthdays. They come

Birthdays were one thing exerted on the muscular walls of around and see whether it was every year whether you want know you was another. Why stretches.

Having your friends ahead--look good and hard."

the stomach. But Knarf and Hand took another raining or not. Willy spied him them or not,"

decided then and there that be Knarf got up alowly and

All the +CARD Sense look, cood and hard. You still and said: "Do I look much dif-

thoughtfully from the dandelion.ked having his friends much more food is required to

space and elgnity

nity fullness. look the same to me, Willy forent today, Blacklet

Binckle said: "You always. He went over to Willy. "I'm more than he liked having bis

In the middle years, appetite be mistaken for look dira birthdays. He never wanted his don't look the same to mo. You're a. glad. you

easily may With both sides vulner-sald Hanld at last.

H-hunger!

During the physically able, the bidding has been:

The only

thing different foad and you look like a toad. ferent," he said, "If you looked friends to change. North Bast South West about you," said Knart, "is that Once a toad, always a toad."

different, you wouldn't be the "That's right," said Knert and active years, we build up an áp». you're standing on your right" That stands to reason," sald same Willy. And if you weren't Hanld. So Willy spent the wet petite for rich foods. Then leg leaning against a dalay, Willy. ⠀

the same Willy, I would't know of the afternoon with them gradually activity lessens and tho Usually you stand on your left "The only way you'd ever you. And if I didn't know you, jumping over marigolds and body itself requires less food la

bachelor buttons, leg and you lean against a but look different to me," added I wouldn't Uke that at all.” tercup."

1 Heart 3 Diamonds

You, South, hold: Spades 7-6

0,

3-2, Hearts K-J-5-4, Diamond

Clubs A-K~6~5.

What do you do?

This bid A-Bld three hearis, shows' strong four-cari trump support with a total count of 13 to 17 points.

In this case you Bave 11 points In 'normal high point extra for the king of partner's bid. sult, and 5 potats for the singleton.

cards,

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bliding is the same as in the question just answered, hold Spades 7-5,

"Fiddlesticks," said Willy in dingusted voice, "That's not the difference, I could be standing on the back of my neck_leaning against a policeman and I stil wouldn't look any different. No, it's something

Knart and Hanid now both domanded that Willy tell them why he thought he looked any

You, B-6-4-2, ・ Dilumond 6, different

Hearts Clubs A-K-8-6-2. What do you do?

Answer TempETOW

WHAT'S HER LINE?

MISS ST. BRUCE

Re-arrange, the letters to JOSE her occupa lon

spy (Solution an-Page 10)

"Decause," he said, "I just | had my birthday,

"You did!!" exclaimed Hania," "Congratulations," wid. Knart. Willy. Yesterday "altting" down on a "Violet- and

his legs years old. “This morning: "whe

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Rupert and the Pepper-Rose-31

Before Rupert has gors, far the {mp appears again. Here is your pepper rost

beautiful balloon:** Rupéry: az

·cialma?" and "herells" the other of his adventure. Of courek we you'll kilou vo keep iti Wa will get will cries the Imp. 1 your back Home · for ourselves from Mary's!","balloon in there we'll bring it.

"eut y young boyou let And, feeling much:

Happier, Rupert, acampers boma) -

Another new "Adventure

RUPERT

and the DOUBLE DREAM

$1

Tun

on." Appetite, however, does

necarily diminish

Aided and abetted by gualatory

mo.r. 5 and strengthened by years of habit, the appetite for fallening foods Flingers on. And pounds pile up.

m

1 Get Up And Go

Shrinking the stomach to size will give you the upper hand on appetite provided you choose. "weight" rather healthy normal

Aeeting pleasure of

than

ne

overeating. The protective Looda in „dally, diet satisfy, trum

During the first week

or two of dietin recognise

winst you thle

of an himo

the entirged 22 appetila...

the food capacity

*table. While

ons more. In diet, away from the fima can