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Look at it this way

When you are buying a

chair, spend a little time

:

making sure it is hiding no guilty secrets. If the parts you can't see are as well finished as those you can, then it's a good piece of furniture.

It's almost sure to be a Larie,

THE CHINA MAIL WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 1953.

Crawford chair too-but

make certain

deal with

the experts.

Lane Crawford's

[LANE CRAWFORD LTD.)

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Feathers cool...

AERTEX Ser this label on all gurmenti

..just like

AERTEX

Whatever the weather it's the air in the

feathers that protects and inculates

the bird against extreme temperature changes. It's the air in the tiny cells of Acrtex fabric that ɖoes the same for the human body too.

For your healthful confort Aertex shirts, blouses, pyjamas and underwear' are now available for men, women and children at all principal stores,

Send for 1953 Cutologue to Audik, Aertex, 485 Oxfor-3 §4., kandan, W.), England. NAME.....

ADDRESS.......

GREEK EARTHQUAKE. DISASTER

Gifts of Clothing will be gratefully received on behalf of the Greek Consulate, Hong Kong by:---

Mrs. M. Rundle,

14, King's Park,

Kowloon. (Tel. 54094)

or Hotel-Cecil Ltd.,

Chater Road,

Hong Kong.

It is intended to despatch parcels early in September. Gifts are therefore requested before August 31st.

Boss cross?

serve RICKSHAW

Mema

• Be sure to insist on RICKSHAW CEYLON TEA

ALWAYS

You can depend on

AUSTIN

:

You can depend on METRO-CARS (MONDHONO LTD. For Austin Service

Call me personally

at 71321

Nichol

"Kanagar

THE "POST" TYPHOON

SALES

And then it goes on to say: 'Even if the Russians haven't got an H-bomb yet they soon will have, and if it isn't bigger than ours it's sure to be just as big and..?”

CHINA AT

TRADE

London.

10 many in the West

T

the Korean October

London Express Servico

CROSSROADS:

WAR?

OR

BY JAMES WICKENDEN

The three aims of the new French commander, General

COMPENSATION

in

In American.

This

and air power

are

to go on spending to make "a shop window for democracy" in Korea, According to the Ja- panese five-year plan for peace conference try with only one eye on the paddy fields bakte hard, not only in Korea but

increased exports, published in spells finale. The troops will Communism.

and troops can march again. Indo-China as well.

July, reconstruction in Korea come home, and a curtain

will continue to corn Japan up Then is China's chance to Indo-China has its other strike in Indo-China. It

But trade through peace may to U.S.$200 million annually al will be drawn over a weary

eye on self-rule. The three would be too soon for the not seem so necessary to Peking least for the next five years. war.

states of Indo-China want French, whose new plans for as it was, for in recent months

hao Also, most U.S. forces in But to Asia, settlement freedom from the French the war are only half the Japanese government

slepped up business with China Korea are tied down so long as in Korea will herald a new as much as the French want formed.

as well as with Southeast Asia. it is U.S. polley to keep the act. The chief character to end war against Com.

South Korean army as an all- on the stage is Red China, munism. The French are

round fighting force. For al- huge and industrious tired of a war which is kill-

though the South Koreans pro- ing off as many of her young ready for what?

vide sixty percent of the U.N. officers RB the French Cavalryman Five hundred million military academy turns out Navarre, and the new High IN June, Japan opened full front-line troops in Kores, rear

trade with Clina except for services Chinese have sweated so every year. But the Com- Commissioner, M. Maurice that their Peking lenders munists have the initiative. Dejean, are to give self-rule deals in strategie materials,

to the three states without July, the Japanese Lower Houso could throw an army into

splitting the military front passed A bill bringing back Korea. Now China needs to

against Communism; to cartels to organise exports on replace worn-out industrial

lines. In exchange, enlist more French troops; stronger machinery. build new fac- tories, new roads_und_rail A COMMUNIST state was to negotiate peace with the Chinese coal is pace again fuel- ways and give the people Burma's border with China negotiate from political and

set up on northern Vietminh Communists-but-ling Japanese factories. more than promises.

But Japan tus no need to in- in January. In June another military strength.

volve herself over much with China.

sho China needs trade. So do aprang up further south. In

China, The US. dollars These plans were only million Japanese the last campaign in Indo-

earns through cuppiles to US. crammed into their relative China, the Vietminh imposed formulated in July and are ly small area of 263,051 their own Communist rule not likely to have achieved equare miles. Malaya, and on the Laos hill people much result by September. So the French hope the lure Britain also would like un- bordering Siam,

This dollar income will con- In September the rainy of trade with Japan will restricted trade with China. Malaya could sell rubber to season in Indo-China ends, tempt China to make peace tinue as United States policy a China, and increase rubber sales to Japan, if Japanese factories worked full blast for Chinese buyers.

80

More Зарапене goods selling in China would mean less pressure on markets in Southeast Asia. Britain would no longer fear that cheaper Japanese goods would undercut hers, leaving

INTENTIONS

SEPTEMBER

U.S.

tilsposition of troops provides a backing for South Korea's army and sup- ports Japan's trade Indepen- dence from China. But would be bad-if-large-forces were suddenly needed in Indo-

it

It is clear that other reserves forces in Korea and Japan are of British and American milit- ary power together with U.S. a compensation for some loss dollar loans must be available of Chinese trade,

it free Asia is to face Red China with a united front, ready to trade but prepared for

HEADLINE STAGGERS

A

VANDERBILT

New York.

"AMERICA COLUMN

from NEWELL ROGERS

year-old Patricia Murphy son

grandparents.

JAPAN'S application for welfare centre.

war.

NEW

YORK:

ASKS

FOR

DOLE

Nathaniel Gubbius

TOT

Nor counting Senator

Joe McCarthy there ∙are 0,000,000 lunatics at large In the United States

themselves

of America.

They

call Neurotics Anonymous They шете represented by 300 former neurotic patients ก their first annual conference al Pittsburg. The other 8,909,500 ure described as "persona with serious mental ailments,"

Those who are against com mercial television will say that their minds have been tle- ranged by soap operas, gang- ster melodramas and westerns. They will also say that when the chlidren of television grow up there will be 90,000,000 lunatics at large in the country of the free.

the

Looking further ahead, when the grandchildren and great- grandchlidren of television grow up the United States ought to be a vast lunatic asylum with about 200,000.000 inmates.

There will also be

vast junnile asylum

of Communist Russ (by then about 300,000,- 000) and of Communist China (by then about 500,000,000) making a total of 1,000,000,000 madmen armed with ntoinic weapons and guided missiles.

ot

In England we shall still be selecting our Test Team to win back-(or retain) the Ashes in'. the cricket matches to be play- ed against Australia in the year 2053.

Polygamist's lament

«DICHARD JESSUP, 58, of 'Harem Town* (Short Creek, Arizona)

ron down deserted village street calling out the names of his live wives, Jenny (the eldest). Lolo, Ida, Artamischic and Fern. But the police had taken them

away.' Before he was arrested Jessup bruke down and sobbed."- Newspaper report.

Way down in old Arizona

In an old world village street A polypamiet sobbed as he sat

all alone

On an old world village seat He cried for the wives that were

taken

By coppers with facer so atern For Jenny and Lola and fa

For Aria-missile and Fern,

Jenny and Lola and Ida

Were sweet ar the blossoma in !

May Till Lola and Ida turned sour

And poor old Jenny turned

.grey

But

why .be depressed and

down-hearted?

A polygamist always can turn From Jenny and Lola and Ida

To Arta-mischle and Fern.

But they took him away from

the village

Το

place where they never get wed

To a place where a man is ro

lonely

"And" polygamistsTM wish they

were drad

To a place where he'll never see

Ida Or Lola or Arly or Fern And even for grey haired old

Jenny

A polygamist's heart it will

yearn.

Oh, hard are the ways of

transgressora

And death is the wades of sin Perhaps he will meet them in

heaven

If polygamists ever get in t'a certain the odds are against

htm

At least five to one he will

tearn→→

They are Jenny and Lola and

Ida

And Arta-mischle and Fern

Lethal breakfast

Automatic waiters bring hot not have "n lavish glamour PUT down that

food from the galley. It is build-up." served at small tables. •

for

that

them on the shelf. She would|THIS CITY of 8,000,000

ISDOM OF SOLOMON, note worry less about Japan's people never expected

one: A He-detector refereed application to be a member to read a headline: "A Van-

NINE FLOORS of the Waldort

Astoria holol glitter with a dispute between baseball um- of the General Agreement derbilt asks for the dole."

jewels tonight 10,000,000 dol- pire Max Felerski and players at on Tariffs and Trade-n U.N.

fars (£3,570,000) worth on dis- Buffalo, New York, True, it is a Vanderbilt by attempt to free trade

The delector said the players 32. Ing, to England to shaw their play for the National Retail marriage-fair-haired,

told the truth when they swore between nations.

Michael Howard to his Jewellers' Association.. Wallace Vanderbilt--who

The styles are mostly inspired that their manager, Jack Tighe, stood in a queue the other Wilding said: "Elizabeth was by the Coronation, from flashing did not spit at umpire Felerski. night with destitute Puerto born in England of American tiarns to jewelled stockings and

Sho had

W OF 8. note two: A fudge until evening slippers.

Wrefereed parents. Ricans outside a New York

a divorce dispute she WOS

21 to decide

household between hot-tempered lawyers in whether she would be a British WITCH-ON admision to GATT will be

or American citizen. So far she electricity and heat from his Newport, Kentucky, court- considered again in Septem- Fifth wife of Cornellus Van-

has always, travelled on dual slamic power plants will take room,

Sald Judge Ray Murphy: of the passporis.

placa in ten years, forecasts - "From

your posca · I see ber. Britain want to gauge derbilt Jun-grandson $5.00 before then the scope of the multi-millionaire railway build-

"She married Nicholas Hil- Gordon Doan. dole the

Just think," says the retiring neither of you gentlemen. Is tor, an American. She divorced

U.S. Atontic familiar with the manly art of she had were Unmounted $4.00 | likely Sino-Japanese trade officer that all

Unclench those (for

him and married me. I dont chairman of the 2.700

po self-defence. Energy Commission once restrictions are lifted. two pawn tickets

know whether she reverts to

fists or I will deliver the Arst dollars: £804) and a mink coat. British nationally. It must be amoko, on soot,"

blow by aning

you both for. But Britain and the free

contempt of court." And he told her to come back cleared up before we leave." world will not lift China when she was as poor as the Miss Taylor was 21-on Fob by two thieves, to open

DEEB tin-openers were used They unclenched. trado embargoes until no other people in the queue,

hundred locked cars parked Tae-tung shows that he does

her Central Park. They were opened in New York, CUTIE CRUEL' SEA." „which Vanderbilt obtained a. Reno not want trade, only to divorce, two months ago. He DLAI STEVENSON In a caught in the net. build war factories. The was philosophic when they A Look

Article: magazine- Qiving bearing-distance Korean peace conference pacted last September.

**When I asked. Tito no EVER: AGAIN · will a girl" **This," anya the New York and Ume-distance for

planned to visit the United N a chance to

whatever happens" he said. States, he replied with a smile.

# 10,000 typhoona. likely to affect given China Hong Kong. A woeful show her intentions-peace "I shall remains content in the I would like to very much, but (£3,500) coming-out Brenda Frazier #djunct to the "Port"

fact that I have tried to be a don't suppose McCarthy Bays --Typhaan› Map.

good husband; to Ava... of the would fat ̧me in," "--- The temptation for Red world's most beautiful women.". China Is.to step up the Com-

MAP

Mounted

and TYPHOON TABLE

$2.00-mounted.

Obtainable from

|BOUTH CHINA MORNING POST HONGKONG & KOWLOON

and trade, or war

er-Patricia

told

ruary 27.

have

has gained a rare welcome for a British Alm.-'..

dollar Mirror, "is the type of film our party British neighboura do so woll. It Kelly, ranks as a thrilling equal to 'In

did Which We Serve

the debutanto who, have one at the Ritz Carlton. iri. 1030.

for a life on the ocean

miles from the Arcile Cireto. munist struggle in Indo. TS Elizabeth Taylor Brillah? China, and gain what she American?--or both? Or a Crow quarters now have nowadays and that, anyway, has an ice shortago in a heat.

sporige rubber mattresses, night club publicity agents, wave. failed to win in Korea. It woman without a country?

Theo four questions are fluorescentghting,umber make life intolerable for debs. They are dynamiting fee from may seem worthwhile to daly log a visit of Migs Taylor walls and white, badge or teal- Bo Mrs Kelly vows that her glacier estimated to have Poking to strike at a coup and her husband, Michaci Wild", green onilings,

daughter, Prenda' Victoria, shall formed 18,000,000 years ago.

wave with the US Navy! She says no one can afford it AIRBANKS, Alaska, only 133

3

knife and

on-

fork. It has been officially nounced by a group of doctors that bacon and eggs can kill you. The fat globulcă of your Into are absorbed breakfast the

# blood streem causing

in the arteries of the stoppage heart. In other words coronary thrombosis.

up

No wonder the bacon is pillug In the storehouses. No wonder the old-age penaloners are laughing. They can't afford even at the the fatal bacon new price, and won't be abla to afford the fatal eggs if they cost ninepence cach next manth,

*~~~(London' Express Service)

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