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"Why can't we just sprinkle soap chips around and

BY

then submerge?"

THE WAY •

by Beachcomber

MAN in a rubber suit who Chinese lanterns for the bounceit bilimself from streel in through a second-floor

Tam

Corona Blond" "that's 15glat," saya · Moli, We're mailers' to China to Tetchi ten Why, we aven't fol incre'n window in Indianapolis must old torn bi o' fag, what the

Faty left." have surprised lag occupants, One of them rhould have seized racket, and it lug back thenught

Die window before he had Batstied bounding. But,

on occasions

1h one is at a disadvantage.

Mra Rumpus rides on

MAN complained to his hatter

ike A dit the vent, skylight, or trap-

1 like the arrival of a guest at a dour in the crown of his bowler dinner party on rollor skäten or on

wilts. I thin hosts sayı "What funt he may offend the guest. who is politý perfectly serious in what he is doing. Or, if she pre tends not to notice anything, odd. he may sulk fur the rest of the

evening. The best thing for the lasteks to do is to meet blin half- way, me it ware, by receiving her questa LA football clothes dt un

Mr Molt on shore

IN the public-house which be

Visit frequently when not re quired for, his naùticul duties, Bir George Moll is known as Nelson, a willichan attributed in the barniato, Neille. When he comes, at the door there are stick #Wotcher. Nelson) "Ave you brought us back any Ivory?” Mr Moll, who always cuiches cold aboard, sniffa lugubri- Quily, and says, as though ordering his tombo

"Pint of old and Neille Aud

says, What! Aven't the Rulla ate that old tub yel? Maybe y're bi purtaking about what uicy cat!" is

it true." someone asks, "that she's stoin ter be al 'ung over

With

was so large that he could poke his nase Hirough it. I hope the hatter teniled. "Well, why not de Juxt that, sir?" On famous occasion, dark a un with the Chidswold Mrs Ituonpus took a fence vigorously that her bawler slid for.

ward on to her face, and her nore broke through the crown. The in- eldent commemorated In the uften-cuated verse of a well-known porm:

It

1 culled Mr Rumpus

An exutate flower,

Ai i fondled her hand

to a Leicestershire bouer. But love cannot lest

When a sweet English rote Goes about with a bowler,

Imputed on her note,

The end of a dream

And then it says:-

My tear Mr Rumpus,

Our, kiyil to dead.

A vowler to meant

To be worn on the head,

Mp prople are strait-toerd;

Their blood simply froze. When I mentioned that bowler

Impaled on your most.

YOUR BIRTHDAY... BY STELLA

MONDAY, MAY 4

funny.

BORN fixlay, your' bhus, straight dry wit dat can be

forward Brukes da apt to make you a few enemies, but many təsi friends. You are one of those paramountly practical puple. You

convulsively

Popular among your friends for your genial grueronity and pleasant

be personality. you a

very

have little ce for imagination, day standofTal among thone whom you

deana or Musions. You seem

want--and know what you epartly for getting !!

with euch, pusing day?

LU

your incrinses

You have a firm will and a mud That goes after a problem and solves ft at once, without a lot of

fus

and Testher." You can be highly adaptable to changing conditions if

do not know. With you. It fakes lung me for a casuai acquaintance to become a friend. But once but happens, it is for Hie. Generous TO a fault with someone who is лест

to you, you want wri

to De anonymous. Your "fuck" w phenomenally good.

chance- You seemingly can take and win, when others might cally

your

But how much of a "luck", and how much is actimoliy good judg. 12.071 in a moot questioni

you want to. Yet, if you are in lose under the same circummances. one of your unico-operative moods, you'll play the lone woll and resent intervention of any kind, It a thin kind

of paradox in your nature

what the stars bave in To find that makes you a difficult person to

for tomorrow, elect

your stare are birthday star and read the corres understand. Although you lacking by what might be called a ponding paragraph. Let your birth- Man of humour, you have a quiet, day star be your daily guide.

-TUESDAY, MAY 57

TAURUS (Apr. 11-May 21- VIGO (Aug. 26-Bepi, A good dar fur making long-lime You might make important changes safe investments Just be sure that in your working schedule today and you investigate everything carefully, profit through increased production. GRMINI (May 22-June 2!) - LJURA (Bapt. 24-06. 13) - It in need of help in a project, be Don't be too jaible just now. Some- sure to select thoroughly experi- one night, try to take advantage of enced personnel for the job.

your generous, good nature. CANCER (June

133mm You will accomplish inore if you will concllatrate on sbugle objective, Father thank spreading energies too thin

LEO (July 26-Aug. 23) Select your friends carefully and you Guard your personal possessions to will be able to broaden your cultural avoid any possiblity of low. Make outlook at this thing, all business arrangements carefully,

CHESS PROBLEM

By J. PERIS

Black, 12 pieces.

【

發

White, 7 pieces,

White to play: mate in two.

Solution

problem:

Saturday's

R-B8. 1.Q-QRZ (ch); 2, Kt-BG (dbl ch); 1...Q- RG (ch); 2, Ki-B3' (dia ch); 1

• Q-K14 (ch); 2, KtxQ (dis ch), QXK (ch); 2, BXQ (cl); 10-QK12; 2, RXQ.

DUMB-BELLS

́OUS WAYĮ STREET

of and art

WHAT

AN ODD NAME FOR A

STREET

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22~~ Frish up, the job at hand before beginning anything new. Too many irons in the fire can cause trouble,

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)—

20)**

THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, MAY 4, 1953.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Take Any Tips A.

____ WOMANSENSE

OLD IS MIDDLE AGE?

Champ Will Give HOW OLD

BY OSWALD JACOBY

MANY

of America's lead-

IT'S

By IDA JEAN KAIN-

were younger.

a

In

woman isn't

TT'S a mistake in Hving to the thought of being middle. been

pecullar American go along with the old aged. She fervently wished she obsession to accent youth.

France, the attitude Is more idea that forty puts us past Talking with her I wondered mature, and

The down. how many women diellice middle considered truly fascinating until ing tournament stars will our prime. gather in New York to play in grade-at-forty notion

The famous has age and, more important, why. I she is past forty

Dior, a The Master's Individual Tournu- been outmoded by facts, but believe there is nothing wrong designer, Christian

with the middle years that a recent magazine article states ment. In this type of tourna- our thinking has logged change of viewpoint can't fix. that the forties are the real ment you play only a few hands with each partner. By behind science.

And this is not merely wishful years of glamour and that he has seen women of sixty and more All this came to mind when an thinking, I honestly believe it.

still ageless and young. attractive woman remarked that We need to re-evaluate the see the old middle years in light of the facts, ahe just hated to year slip away and couldn't bear Up until quite recently it has

the

1139 time the tournament ended you have played with

forly or fly different experta

and can therefore tell stories for weeks abou! the crimes of each partner.

Just as in say match point game.

often the bidding Is highly competitive, with many close decisions for both sides. In today's hand, played in inst your's Individual Tournament, Harry Fishbein, famour New York expert, wisely decided to sacrifice at five spades when his vulperable opponent bid up to live' hearts.

West

hearts, and East overtook with opened the queen of

the king in order to return the queen

diamonds through declarer. Fishbein won the

WEST

of

None AQJ702

• K8652 4008

East

1

Dreamer, awake!

WHAT YOU DREAM

You meet on an aeroplane when you're travelling by yourself.

ting round the Customs at the He says: "I noticed you get airport hud to come over to congratulate you."

He proposCS on a Sunday morning in the country, when ruiza you're sheltering from a Storm and wearing his intoshi.

a

NORTH

K:0976 3

♥ +74

He turns round and smiles at you, as you walk up the aisle, as though there were no

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else in the church.

EAST (D)

8

AK 1033

• QJ 109 K75

SOUTH MAQJ542

❤ 3 4

• A3

1042

East-Weat vul.

Bouth West North

14 Pais Pass

5 Double Pass - PASJ Pass

Opening lead-♥ Q

Married life playing the

teens...

The trouble with talking about keeping young

in middle age. however, is that Some women make the tragic mistake of trying to hang onto youth for dear life. Nothing is so aging. Adolescence belongs only to the after

that

it's addled. By clutching at youth they refuse tu accept change, and this rigidity of mind makes them old," Age lout only hardening of the arteries, but hørdening of the thinking processes.

WHAT YOU CET

particularly aurii, by an

17107

You meet al a dull party given and he's the only young there,

lle says: "I believe pour achtool with

mother went mine."

Lo

He proposes after a party in a nightclub when he's had a few drinka to give liim courage.

He keeps his back turned and Doing all you see is his cars μίτικα.

Married life-slightly bored income tax tune you dunced to over und working over again; long evenings in troubles; cooking breakfast at 7 front able fires; breakfasts in a. being nice to the in-laws; ved, and a bouquet of flowers and you buy the flowers your

self.

unce u weck.

Not Easy

It's not always cusy to steer a nice middle course. Often the realistic women who scorn this foolish pursuit of eternal youth swing to the other extreme and fail to recognise the years that the life these are 16 span. In number, for men, and 10 for women. At least ten of these years can be inserted into the middle period of life, prolonging the prime of life.

science has added to the

PRINCESS WILL REPORT THE CROWNING

Princom Maria jasota, grand-daughter of the last King of Saxony, * in London'. She will report the Coronation for German pab. Hications.

WATCHING the Corona

What's more, birthdays to the

of her king contrary, middle age is years woman, the Queen, from a younger for some women than reporters' stand, will be for others .........not chronologically,

in

had their estates; her grandfather was the last King of Saxony.

In business she is known, as Miss Josefn. She began work

of couse, for birthdays can't be blonde, 24-year-old Princes as a journalist three years ago. POSTSCRIPT FROM REAL LIFE:

subtracted.

Before that she learned French But what really Maria Josefa of Saxony, cuanta

keeping young is

by working as a nursomald' in She is a free-lance Journalist Parts. "Farouk liked to have lute "Since Narriman walked out physiological and mental oge.

for Gernian Farouk has quite me, often

been living, with Today many women look a good and photographer Supper with

With her family

left even more sent than usual....he ten yours younger than they are.magazines, is in London for eight alone....we played the rudia

had a six-course dinner with a

days arranging

when her Coronation Dresden

the Russians Keeping young, anti

however, is visit. She has never been there advanced ncross Germany at the gramophone....sometimes blonde girl.....he seemed to be

end of the war. he sai

Farouk not the same as wishing to be before. contentedly with his having a great time...

This toll young he heard that younger. To long to return to laughed when

Princess Maria cigar burning and watched me

Narriman had left for home. youth is in a sense wishing away blonde-tipped bronze Anish some portrait in oils...." (From Narriman's story "My (Fron

wouldn't it be dreadful II some recently.)

of the confidence and content- ment the years of living have ***excee; brought could be snatched away? at Dresden. There, her parents,

of True Self.")

second trick with the ace diamonds, ofter studying the situation thoroughly.

It was clear to declarer that he had to lose one trick in each red suit and at least one club, It was therefore Impossible to make the contract, but it was still important to get the best possible result.

If South attacked the clubs himself he was bound to lose two tricks In this sult.

by

For example, If South led the ten of clubu, West would cover

with

Jack

the queen, dummy's ace.

would then

thus forcing Dummy's be trapped, and the defenders would surely make two club tricks.

The only way to avoid the loss of two club tricks was to make the defenders attack that suit. After winning the second trlek with the ace of diamonds, therefore, Fishbein drew one round of trumps, nuffed his last heart in dummy, and then gave

a diamond trick up defenders.

to the

It

matter didn't

which defender won the trick. If the opponent on lead happened to diamond or a heart, | CAPRICORN (Déc. 21-Jan.

return a Combine business and pleasure for dummy could ruff while South extra-special profit today. Your discarded a club loser, And personal contacta are dimportant now. It

attacked either defender AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)-

clubs, South could surely hold sure that you are cortain of all facts. the loss in that suit to

20) Irick.

If your basic ideals are opposed, be

by being

Otherwise cumpromise.

PISCES (Feb. 26-Mar. Make the best headway thoroughly co-operative with others. Pinying it alone in risky

ARIES (Mar. Z1-Apr. 20) Unless you are specially careful of all detall work today, there is ample opportunity for error.

CROSSWORD

A cross

one

By playing the hand in this way, Fishbein got an excellent score with a loss of only 100 points,

At many other tables East was permitted to play the hand at five hearts and made his vulnerable game for a score of 650 points.

LIVER & LENTİ TAR LOAF

COOK YOUR UVER THIS WAY, DGAR,

FOR CHANGE!

A last, at last,' he said," your self conildente. And

PUT YET CALES OR SHEEP'S LIVER, IN ONE PIECE, INTO BOILING, SALTED WATER & SIMMER FOR 10 MIN.

newspaper

Tupuris

DRAIN IT AND MINCE IT UP, AND MIX IT WELL WITH...

PINT COOKED

LENTILS

202. FAT OR DRIPPING

ZUZ, BREADCRUMBS

2OZ. FLOUR TABLESPOON CHOPPED ONION, SALT, PEPPER AND CHOPPED

PARSLEY

NOW ADO

I BEATEN

EGG

AND A LITTLE MILK OR STOCK,

IF IT LOOKS TOO DRY,

BOYS' AND GIRLS'

O'Scowl Tries to Fix a Gate

-But He Ends Up Getting Pinched for His Pains! — By MAX TRELL

оп the

fence

.of

woman has curls cut

says she reasons: что

poodle-style. She wore a char- Works for two

сагл a living and because' I

coal flannel collarless dress..

enjoy it." Princess Maria speaks English She has already visited the well. She learned it at school Duchess of Kent at Iver, rid hopes to see Princess Margaret before she goes home to Munich. Princess Mario will return for the Coronation,

TURN INTO A GREASED PUDDING-BASIN, TIE DOWN AND STEAM

·FOR 2 HOURS

THEN TURN IT OUT AND SERVE WITH A THICK BROWN GRAVY- OR A TOMATO SAUCE

THAT SOUNDS NICE, MUM- THANKS EVER SO

MAGAZINE

never

of all,' said Pixie McMerry, 'you ought to be the one to fix it.

Hammer and Screwdriver - "Well, Pixie O'Scowl dida't "Well," he said, "for some like

the idea much. He time now we've all been kept grumbled that he Ind VER at the Old Oak, where awake by a squeaking gate that fixed a squeaking gate before.

Knarf hangg the Pixies lived,

the But all the rest of us answered and Hanid, the shadow-children farmer who lives down the that neither had we. with the turned-about

wasn't really very finally took himself off, carry- names, road. It

bad. It heard a great deal of laughter.

was only when the ing a large hammer and screw- wind

blew that we heard it, "Ho, hol Poor Pixie O'Scowl! Then, each time the wind What a thing to happen 10 swung it from side to side, "By-and-by," Pixle McSnooze Pixie O'Scowl!

went Poor, poor It

squeak, SQUEAK, went on, "he reached the Pixle O'Scow!! Ho, hol"

S-Q-U-E-A-K

squeaking gate. The first thing

driver.

So he

be did was to give it a tap with Knart and Hanid hurried at "It bothered Pixle O'Scowl

the hammer. Then he gave it once to the Old Oak to find out worst of all. He was so tired a twist with the screwdriver. what was causing all the in the morning staying awake That does it, he said. But I laughter. They found all the

The gate

CARD Sense Pixies sitting at the entrance to all night and listening to it that didn't do it at all.

Q-The bidding has been: Bouti:

West, North

East

2

1 Diamond Pass 1 Heart Pass

?

1. Zion range for material, (9)

10. Just the tale bore would tell.

(U)

12 Woetul package, (9)

18. At the same time. (5)

14 Clip to ground. (6)

15. On 15 ↑ NOs the Ides 1 (0)

16. You, or two at lemt, (3)

20. Huperior title, (9)

21. Plenty, and hoary." (4)

23. Scheme for things, (4)

21. 1 nak za monkey. (4)

25 Pather" repšila. (3). 28. Saintly souvenir. (5)

Down

1. Robe on Palry King,' (0)

2. Come back. (0)

M

3. Snub? I am it (ansa), (9)

(cable. (5)

9. Divas tone to writing, (4)

1 Boreased.

6

dla

and

9. Dried appointment. 9)

7. Tin Greece, DAR.). (0)

11. Natura) štata, (D).

15. Boll lubricants. (4)

17. Inle may had the unwary. (4)

18. If in doubt, follow tale, (G)

20. Here's a spring. (3)

Timber prowervatíva. (3)

12. Log sled. (8)

Mortion of hazard

DOMIN

11. derib. xweltorni. Wadi Derti 10. Erumi 19 bus to.

#Agidi. Qar, 18,

D

|

You, South, hold: Spades K- 7-4, Hearts 7-3, Diamonds A-Q- 3-5-2, Clubs A-9-2.

you do?

#D

ever,

O'Cheer Hall, where the Pixies he could hardly keep his eyes went on squeaking louder than llved, laughing, chuckling, open while he was hocing the guffawing, giggling and stalling feld where we grow our mush- "Pear Pixle O'Scowl!" one of them said. Then they all burst rooms and wintergreen leaves. out with louder merriment than

ever.

McSnooze Told the Story

O'Scowl himself wan

What do

Pixio not there.

You

It was Pixie McSnooze who high fold the story.

A-Bid one no-trump. have only 14 polnis in cards,

that you HAYO A minimum opening bid. Bluca Fon have balanced distribution and some strength in each of the unbid sults, a rebid of one no-trump is a perfect way to tell your story.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is the same as in. The question Just answered. You, South, hold: Spades K-J- 7-4, Hearts 7-9, Diamonds A- Q-J-6-2, Clubs K-2. What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

WHAT'S HER LINE?

ROSA SHUTE Re-arrange the letters to her occupation.

(Solution on Papu 10),

spell

"Finally, he

لی بوده ام

Pixie O'Scowl gave the hinge a twist with the screwdriver,

"And did that slop the squeaking?" Knart and Hanld asked.

Twice As Bad

from then

Side Dish

For

A Fish Dinner

By ALICE DENHOFF..

JUST don't know why. It has to be slaw as a side dish with fish. But that's what we find in too many restaurants, not to mention at many a family table.

The homemaker with imagiņa- Hon and ingenuity likes to viry things a bit, and offer somo, sur- prises to perk up standard dishes. So how about serging crisp, healthful sauerkraut as a relláh or salad?

Tangy Mixturo

For a tangy mixture that serves 6-8, place a No. 21⁄2 şîn sauerkraut in the refrigerator, chilling overnight or at least several hours, Remove lid;·· drain off iquor.

In a bowl, combine kriut,. 34 c. chopped green pepper, tsp. salt, isp. pepper, 1⁄2 tsp. dry. mustard, tap. caraway seeds and 2 tbsp. sugar. Add tbsp, finely. chopped onion and 3 tbsp, salad oil; mix thoroughly.

Chill in refrigerator.

Serve

on crisp salad greens or on a tomato dice with a sprig of

watercress,

With Sour Cream

To prepare 6 servings of kraut - with sour cream, chill overnight "At this, Pixie O'Scowl, feel

a refrigerator a

No. 2 tin .of ing quite angry, climbed up to

sauerkraut. Open tin and drain the top of the gate and peared

off liquor. Cut a medium METODIL stumbled out down, but though he looked as

pepper into thin strips, joi of bed ப dawn

and hard as he could, he couldn't "Not at all;" inughed Pixie In a large bowl, combine "That garden said:

"It made it twice kraut, pepper, tsp. gmled onion, gato see a thing. He was about to McSnooze. certainly needs fixing. I didn't climb down again and leave the as bad because

on (2 tbsp. mayonnaise and 2 tbsp. sleep more

to than twenty-three gale go on squeaking as not only did the ente squeak sour cream, Mix lightly, but

and us it swung back winks asi night. One of us much as it liked, when sudden-

forth, thorouglily. To serve, pluco a ought to go and fix it."

ly the wind gave the gate a but Pixie O'Scowl squeaked spooriful oh each, serving plate. push and down tumbled Pixie evên louder). He was squeezed and garnish with pimiento "We all agreed with him. O'Scowl-right into the hinge every time the gate opened and strips." And since it bothers you worst of the gate!"

Kraut and apples get along "To make matters worse.

the

nicely in a tangy "salad, farmer came along at last and For 6-8 servings, place, No. squirted a good deal of all over 24 tin sauerkraut án refrigera=" both the gate and, Plxle tor and chill, then open: Black, O'Soow!.

| pour off liquor, slett OUT That stopped the gate from squeaking all right, but didn't

Apples and Celery stop Pixie O'Scowl.", ¡Let me.

In a large bowl combine the out. Let me out!':

thoroughly Luckily for him, the farmer with 2 dood red-skinned apples,

- chilled "muarkrautų took the gate off the hinge and dec. tilfly-sliced: celery, tap.

Rupert and Morwenna-38

perer

Taking an arm of each of the land not a bit of fright in 'em, but little friends, old Dan's marchas, laughin" and talkin" of silver.boats them into the village, where they and piskies! Seth nonsense

did hear." meet Mr. and Mr. Bear looking

He takes terribly anxious and just setting - - Morwenna sway to her bone while Mrs. Bear bustles Rupare into bed. and them stands, listening to his

ALE, GIBUTI KEMAYER (

out for, another search. **Her

they be," growls Dan'1.)

· und sound. 'pon · fœtry. Elounda, strange story,"

THE CORONATION

OF THE QUEEN

with stand-up, model

of the

Royal State Coach. $2.50

5. C. M. POST, LTD. Hong Kong G Kowloon.

shut.

Pixio O'Scowl darted off as marts: CAO on crisp

salt and c. mixing lightly

ho could back to ☞ Cheór

· mayonnaisć, SIN Hall He was black, and bluealad greens after from being squeezed, and

and but well spend zu

covered with olla

You can't imagine how we For got another variations n

frigórnie No. 231⁄2 time nouerkraut, laughed when we saw him. Ho's Open and drain of julest downstairs right now taking'a]

Listen and you'll hear Combine in a bowl the kanut: "

and one chopped medium argen

Brand: Hohld listed RPI SPALNuh85% Lan;1pWEDNES

They y heard - Pixle-/ O'ścowi | Milan diy mustard, tap, celery- ploshing about in the ab, seeds, 2 Abap, agar then adda And they heard him grumbling: thap, anely chopped onion, and a "Never! Nevet::Dover! : Never tbsp, mlad oll, mixing weiIKKI will 'I' fixum fequending garden Chill in i refrigVERIGE, EA