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KONTORS FALSO RESVICE, ING,MKURTA YORK

"Would it be snitching if-i „told where it is?”

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• BY THE WAY

by

PSYCHIATRIST

•

Beachcomber

recently died out difty million years ago, and it has thonda and feel. One professor devised a test to determine has already claimed it as the famous the affect of shock on the "nissing link," of which we used to menors. White students were at once vatight a similar missing link hear much. Swellinghorn-Smith work the lehts went out of Brighton Fler. It was wearing a revolver was fired, ahert, of rur

battered bowler hat, and it rid fell to the floor, the arms of their "Heliu, sir."It turned out to be a chairs were electrifled, and the Backa socal business man who had fallen broke off." As soinething of into the sea while returning from a psychiatrist 'myself, 1 venture the fancy-dress dance, to which he had opinion that every one of those gone AF &

of years old, and the cular incident.

enger scientists had to abandon their Echoes from dreamland thearles A MINISTRY of Transpuit examiner

students will remember this parti- he was antigeon. He denied that

soade a Jung Journey the other day to mul the owner of a motor- Inower through a driving test, in case

he should ever go mowing along the

Grandeurs and miseries

of film life A MAN who had been hired as on "extra" dur some file or other

rade. When The oficial complained the other day that he arrived, he saw the man, mowing a had been sell holding * spear for mail (bil ni goes with a shall three hours, without anybody speak- mower with an attached to

Coming A sou alter, the Cockle carrot case, of the Hen-coop on wheel which crossed a lane without a rear light, this incident should

a warning to those who' push large mousetraps Les und fru

Were we all coelacanth=? COSMO SMELLINGHAM-SMITH,

the famou angler. In most interested in the coriacanth caught uff Madagascar. It belongs to a family that was mipposed to have

19 a word to him, Bomething like that happened to a mon who WRA hired to walk across the octeen in a film uf Ancient Rune. “10! you," shouted the pruduceo, miserable

"are Appius (Claudius?" anell, governor,” replied the man. Wisdom of the ages

you

When the saucy nid merchant uses ls long beard as a rope ladder, it is time for the cautious husband to Ar stret shutters to the haram windows.

Turkish saw.)

THE · CHINA -MAIL, - MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1958.

JACOBY. ON BRIDGE

Crying 'Hard Luck?. Had No Place Here

By OSWALD JACOBY

TARD luck," said Southi

"HARD

when he finished the play of today's hand.

"Very," agreed North.

East and West · said nothing.. but just exchanged a look of deep content. They know per- feely well that luck had had nothing to do with the matter.

South won the first trick with the ace of diamonds, cashied the ace and king of clubs, and ruffed.

· a club with dummy's deuce of apades, East over-ruffed with the five of spades and returned

diamond.

South was able to ruff the dia- mond and could ruft another club with dummy's Jack of spades to prevent an over-tuff.. This estab- lished the clubs, but South was bound to lose a heart trick and thereft re was set one at his

slam contract.

It was unfortunate for South that the clubs did not break 3-3, but he should have made hin slam anyway. Look for the right Hoe of play before you read on.

South began the hand correct- ly. It was correct to win the first trick with the ace of din- monds and cash the ace and

king

of clubs immediately.

NORTH

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WEST 474

EAST

805

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THE

WOMANSENSE

Anne Edwards

OF THE TARGET OF THE

BEGINS HER COLUMN TODAY WITH A WORD-ARE-PICTURE' PORTRAIT, 60-GUINEA GROOM COURSE OFFERED FREE TO WOMEN READERS

FORGOTTEN WOMAN

T

HIS is the FORGOTTEN WOMAN, She's forgotten. in Paris when they think up the dresses for the new season. She's forgotten in Rome when they dream up those sensational playclothes. She's forgotten in the South of France when fashions are made for bronze skins and bikinis. She's forgotten in America when they promote new crazes for crew-cuts, for cloche hats, for Californian sun-turi make-up.

She is the English woman. And 'not many of Ulo top-. notchers in fashion und beauty enter-for her any more..

Of the 20-odd new fashion crazes that came this way-last year not more than three or four suited the essentially English woman.

For she is different-different in her ellmate, different in her curvan, her colouring, and different in her character',

Her climate

.....:is colder and so is her home-so what's the use of cotton bikinis at the seaside or new discoveries in psuedo silk to wear around the house.

YOUR BIRTHDAY.......... by STELLA

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2

that

You are a true and sincere friend

BORN today, you are a very ver you with the agent effort on vatite porwin, yet despite all your part. In fact, when it comes this, you Ive definite des of to love and rusnance, you are apt to what you want to do. You set a be much too reserved and see the course, nyd you will follow it to nther person make nil the advances. have successful allment, The glars You are the type who will have given you exceptionus tsentA, "one love" and if you mine out on You see literary musseal and yet that. thee the 'chanoès' aro. Have A good heal for business and your opportunity may never come you will probably find it atmort again. dulloh n to minke Ipetunet Vous nute of criticism excep. Bonally keen and only the VITY beat interest you!

There i rong element of the opiates, it is for life. But if you fect that you dreamer in your native art your are erased Dr

pirations me likely to reach to have been unjustly maligned," you -he ke you work hard, all oun be a ferve and bitter opponent.

your dreams will come true. 1 hot, you will find that your love of luxury and pleasure will work dis- tinely to your detrimmest.

You have a inagnette and popular personality which attract people to

ANČ BRICO pers initted to your

fan been ad- clone circle

af

To Bnd what the stars have in store for somorrow. select your biriday star and read the corres panding paragraph. Let your birth- stay star be your daily guide.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 3

-29-Mar-

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) the same cultural affaks on you are Cheerfulness in your attHude toward and you can find pleasure.

24-Aug. 23) - Everything

your can help even

LEO {July wilder hopes are true today. Teleptione someone far away and

PISCES (Feb.

20) you will bring joy to one who...ta.

away from you.

VIRGO

24-Bept. (AUK.

237- It might be a good time to put careful check on your budget. Pay

take it up for last month now.

Be practical in today's schedule and Wake Important progress

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in

on your project right now,

ARIEN (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)- An advantage in other social or business maliers can be pecured at

24.net. (Sept. LIBRA this time by caretul manoeuvring.

TAURUS

take (Apr. 21-May 21 You can

the itative raine now, if you feel Iteste can really make waste, so he asking for a

rastiness. Think carefully that you really merk it. alert to

22)- SCORPIO before you pet at all.

(Oct. 24-Nov. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Don't let a minor upset annoy you too much. It will pass soon enough. Don't mix duty and pleasure.

Just hold your temperi your work done before you even

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)— attempt any recreation.

do well to enlarge You might your circle of friends right

now. Contacts can be important

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 203– There are confused specta · Loday which call for real caution,

Get

CANCER (June 22-July 23)

Join a group that is interested in

DUMB-BELLS

DID YOU SWEEP UNDER THE RUG

YES MA'M EVERYTHING

YOUR BYKENÇAT

CHESS PROBLEM

By J. HABTONG Black, 7 pieces.

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29 white, 10 pleces;:{ White to play: mate' in two,

Saturday's 4,'any; 2, Q, R ́(dbi

North-South vul

South West North Esst Pass 2 N.T., PasE Радз

24 34

Pass

Pors Patz Pass Opening lead-❖ K

When South then leads a third club, he must not ruff at all in dummy. The correct plify & to discard a low heart.

This simple play of loser on fuser assures the contract. South can now! ruff a club with the jack of spades and a heart with a low spade:

Let's see how the play con-

the tinues. West wins

third round of clubs and leady a dia- mond, forcing South to ruff, South ruffs club in dummy with the jack of spades, returns to his hand with the acc 01 hearts, and ruffs a heart with one of dummy's low trumps. It is then easy to draw trumps and win the last trick with the established jack of clubs.

CARD Senses

Q-The bidding has beent South West

North Ext 1 Heart Pas 2 Hearts Pass You, South, hold: Spades-6-4, Hearts A-K-Q-8-2, Diamonds What do A-9, Clubs K-Q-5-2. you do?

A-Bld four hearts. You have a count of 21 points-18 points Don't

in bith cards. 2 points for the two doubletons, and 1 point for the Bith heart.

act upon impulse whatever you dol

CROSSWORD

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1. Varied to make Dos lau

V. No tonsure includes ons.

10. Bittle work takes au age to

provide entertainment. (5)

11. Profesion onlypart drawing. (0)

19. Jadigest. 18)

15. Docs comb more curtly than

...anetpå ↑ (0)

18. Not #018ly

azamar. (7)

responsible for

23. Fowl round a French king finds

cope, (0)

Many enjoy to 18 Across this, (8) Upset deorf (

25. From frosen alips, (3, 3)

20. Do wade and be coloured (8)

71. Prep. (5)

DOD

1. It's there to cop7. (8).

Wared ore, in #2128)

Mined in return. (5)

Where to get a lion steak ? \(6)

Arch of Desa. (14)

Head-dress (+

Just go netra), (2)

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6. Buch light is not artificial.' (B)

datiem i blá a lot, (7)

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14. Sterling effort medat go IL (6)

Possibly forely rather, (5)

17. Viotory returns for the present.

18. flows the tupe for 147

10, Itom. ED

20. Was, quietly, a stinger.. (4).

31% Describes trash morning air,' (4) ' Solution to Saturday's

There should be a good play for rame with any hand that was worth North's raise to two bearts. Since you want to reach game in any case... there is no value In bidding your clubs. This will give more information to the opponents than to your partner.

Just a Forgotten Woman' on a gilded chair....... FORGOTTEN at the elegant shows in three of the world's great fashion capitals...

Orgnine dy sheredes.

BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

تعارف

Mr. Punch Learned A Lesson .

A Circus Is the Only Place for Bed-Springers-

By MAX TRELL

"WHEN I was a boy," Mr

Mr Punch paused to smile. "So then and there," he 'con- linued, "I made up my mind to become a circus bed-springer.

that to began practising

night when I kissed my mother and father good night and went to bed.”

Punch was saying Knart and Hanid, the shadow children with the turned-about names, "my father took me to see the circus. It was cader- ful. I never had so much fun in my life."

Knart and Hand both agreed with Mr Punch that seeing the circus was certainly fun.

"The clowns," said Mr Punch, "made me laugh so much that my father had to give me whole bag of molasses popcorn to make me close my mouth, I didn't mind, of course. Molassen popcorn is worth closing your mouth over. But I kept right on laughing inside.

Bost of All

very

"Practising, Mr Punch?" sald Hanid. "What did you do?"

Practised on Bed

"Well," replied Mr Punch, "I practised being a circus bed- springer by springing up and down on my bed."

Kraif asked "Was it fun?" cagerly.

"IL

Then

Through an Engiyshasozyme's – Oppe,

Her curves . . .

......re solider because she has to cat starch or starve so what's the use of fashions for fight, straight skirts that depend on a tiny waist for their shape?

Her colouring

......Is pink-and-white and mousay, haired-so what's the use of sun-ta foundations and fashionable tangerine colours?" What's the use of heavy eye-shadow and elaborate."eye make-up when she has to wear it in the piercing northern light of an English sky?

But above all the Englishwoman is different because her point of view on feminine elegance is shaped by the men around her who don't know a thing about it, and the women around her who don't care because the men don't know.

And yet there are quite a lot of people who admire her her long, clear-skinned face, her fine silky hair, her long nose, her broad sha

shoulders, and her large, long hands. people who like painting her, like photographing her, even like designing clothes for her.

It is the help and advice, of these specialists, that will be offered to the "Forgotten Woman" when the now 60-guines Grubning Course opens."

-(London Express Served)

New Pickle Sauce For Meats

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN

Woman's

re-

THE Chef and I were stroll then 20 min. at a lower heat, ing down Madison Avenue in 375 F. Serve cold with any New York, bde crisp evening, whipped topping. "There is the Exchange Restaurant," he

Cream together 3 tbsp. butter marked. "I have always wanted or margarine, 1 tbsp, enriched to dine there. Will it be your flour, 4 tsp. salt and tsp.

pepper. Gradually stir in 1 Madame?" pleasure,

c. boiling water; simher 10 "I'll be delighted the food is min. Beat in 1/3 c. minced tbsp. always good, and we may pick sweet pickle relish and up. some new Ideas for our butter, adding Ittp. readers."

time.

"This menu is interesting. Madame. I jumped.

May I suggest the

Jing"

Mr Punch sprang so very high that he bumped into a star.

I

crabmeat canape, the breast of chicken with mushrooms under glass="

wonderful--at first,”

he the next time silid Mr Punch, hesitated, "But it didn't turn went right through the ceiling!" out well in the end."

"Through it. Mr Punch-you went through the celling!" ex-

.:

"Why, what happened?" Mr Punch hesitated

again.

beef,

"I'd rather have hot con- He shook his head sadly. of claimed Knarf in astonishment.

summe, Chef, and o chicken sprang too high. You Can't "Yo right through it. In salad plate with stuffed Sggs "I enjoyed the other acts in Imagine how high I sprang." fact, I kept on going up and and tomatoes; for dessert, my the circus 100 the dancing

through the roof. favourite jam tort." went right elephants, the beautiful horSCA Knarf and Hanid now begged

You I kept going. who galloped round-and-round their friend

to tell them the And. still

crab canape, the corned while ladies in coloured dresses whole story of what happened. don't know how surprised: Ind I will have the hot AVRB to find myself salling up which I notice is being served did somersaults on their backs At last he began.

the sky. I went higher with new

1. sauce made, But do you know what I liked

"I don't suppose you'll be than the telephone poles, higher think,

pickles; naky best of

love me, my dears, but it all than the trees, higher than potatoes and string beans, For The two

shadow- children happened just as I'm going to the church

higher than:

an old-fashioned cup asked Mr Punch to tell them tell you. As soon as I was alone the hill" steeple, MENGAKU dessert

custard, flavoured, I trust, with "And-and-sald: Hanld..

nulmeg." "And I still tépt going: By-

discovered that. stuffed.

In my room I started Jumping up and down on the bed, Up in

into

with

to

he had liked best of all at the circus,

"Well," said Mr Punch, WI air I went, then down again, and-by I went Wircugh the hard-cooked eggs made with: don't know what they called it then, then down. The higher clouds, By-and-by I went past minced celery Laste twice as TODAY'S QUESTION exactly. It was like jumping on I went one time, the higher and the moon, And finally, just as good. As for the sauce, right The bidding is the same as in a bed. A man came out and still higher I went the second, was thinking to anyself that 1 after dinner the Chef rushed.

started jumping up and down By-and-by I went the question justanswered.

up to the would never

stop

going back to the test-kitchen on something he bed was very

that looked like ceiling." You, South, hold: Spades K-4,

BUMP!"

duplicate Hearts A-Q-D-8-2, Diamonds

a big bed.

"Oh!" gasped Hanid. ***** "Oh What happened?" A-J-7-3, Clubs K-4. What do springy. The harder he jumped.

"I bumped into a star! And the bigher he went up into the

that taught me a lesson,' scitel you do?

air. He twisted and tumbled and

Mr Punch, as he smiled agala. went head-over-heels. But no

"I didn't' do any more

bed- matter how he came down on nodded Mr Punch, "I would springing, no sireee! And I the bed, he went salling right have stopped right there. But don't think anybody else should, any sense. I either except If you're in a up into the air again. It was I didn't have wonderful."

wanted to go still higher. So circus."

Answer Tomorrow “

INTELLIGENCE TEST

FAMILY RAFFLE

by 7. O HARE-

LD Mr. Snow booked two pisces in a skligg party for Switzerland, There, he Auggested, should beɔrømed för by bio.. numerous grand children. ··All the youngster wanted 'to. En:, 80 Laveryone's pame went into Me, Snow bate a fon 5

· The grandchildren belonged. to thren familles - The chance

(Mr. Boow caleyinted before the raffle) whow 57 to « against od ticket going to the show. Boote and the other to the Habw-Whiten they woju 6:30 λ against one ticket góing 'lo the Snow Whites and the viner to the Snow-Stous. Actually, both tickets went to the BROW- Whites".

What was the chanóë, before the draw, that the usMES DI Lwo, Dnow-W¥blies would come out of Lae, but t"

•

Had No Senso

"If I had had any sense,"

Rupert and the Diamond Leaf-41

why were two of the platta op Nutwood Common ?" itupert demanda Lily Duckling and each ate a berry. They made us lighter than air and we both goi blown away far over the seals Your words are like music." laughs the great bird'unexpectedly Then-thing." anywhere" Come, and I will explain every-

Right, at the top of the palace Rupert le led to a shallow stone baxin full

of growing planta **Then they im again he eries." Diamond leaves on every *one 1] These are our greatest. secret," says "the guard. We Allow done to except on our 'palace."

品

The

It

Rupert

Annual

is

still available

Dinner

Corned Beef Pickle Sauce

Tossed Green Salad -

Flaky Fotatoes - Carrots Seven-Minute Cabbage Jam Tpris Coffee!

Tea

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Milk

All Measurements Are ́Level

Recipes Berve. Four

Corned Beof, N

Binge 4 lb. corned beef with cold (water. Tie into shape if necessary. Cover with cold. water; bring to boiling point, Boll 10 min Remove any froth. Cover and simmer 3

free or pressuri-cook. 20 min. toy the pound with; half the

at a

Slender Beauty

By

GRACE THORNCUFFE.

SUITS

come with either a one

Fameof water. Save the very, boxy jackel or with

dry bread crumbs and drie A Wed to do

to make pea soup: Serve that is figure-alted. But whether the corned beef very hot sliced, boxy or snug, the skirt is usual= with pickle sauce,

Ty cut on narrow linex Beaut!- Line individual fart pans, or ful woollen in or mauve-grey is used for this allez, guld. wide with ple pastry, Dust cach with that, with a change of ac tsp. fing press in. Next, combine the vallant wardrobe

des weiting along Includes contents 1 (1-1h.) tin blue detall

and a berries with 3 tbsp coriched tho

hoodges, and four, 4 tap. salt, trp. the high rolled collar. Novelly powdered ginger, 1/3 c. sugar buttons. fasten to the waist buit and jelly." Transfer to are left open on the peplugi the pastry-lined pans. Bake 10 The bracelet-length sleeves-ary. min in a hot-diven, 420, one with the jocket, fark

Sinert

all bow at