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three,

And there in plastic jam for tea, Atla, la Belle Zaboulai Without comment

THE story of on -armut-outang which sat in an armchair look. ing at television invites a comment 10 painfully obvious that I refrain from making it.

One thing and another

Onging of nalla in imported Trofors that the Cus. tome officials abould employ ostriches deal with the menace. After X-rayink a consignment, they should throw the offending trull to the birds,

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By OSWALD JACOBY

THEN a player doesn't

W lead a suit that he has bid and that his partner has raised, the reason isn't hard to find. Almost invariably. the "strange" lead will turn out to be a singleton, and therefore declarer must take his precautions against THE repust that the Monte Bella giving the defenders, i ruff.

merchants at the caravanserai would find them even more difficult to esteh tham seas."

Shabash-tbn-Daoul of Bagdad))

Metallic man

Atom explosion left unharmed a Fiork of canned beer is triguing thauge cientists. I nuggets shelters made of tin. Golf-nited with beer, would be the best protection from an attack by dom bombs. The urity fperannet would sit in the hear, drinking it quietly. It might een b possible to encase the population in beer-sodden

Julis of

in. But it must be the beat Greek Un, oxidised by the new Marchmont procem in use in the Chios smelterioa

When today's hand was play- ed. Soulh didn't see the danger signal and succeeded in golng down ingloriously.

West opened the three of dia- monds, and declarer foolishly dummy. played low from the East won with the king of dia-

returned monds and

the suit, allowing West to ruff. No matter how South struggled, West was bound to win a trick

YOUR BIRTHDAY... By STELLA later on with the king of

FRIDAY, JANUARY 9

man and you

good of the common

the tenent of the give everyone doubt, You believe that Heaven helps the him who helps himself. Lady Luck

was then do her part.

BORN today, you are very cocksure of yourself. You may have good reason to be, for you are very fortunate in being able to right decisions about pine-nine percent of the time. But it's that buridredth chanes that may be block-buster in your life. So keep

tremendously

Your ey run in cycles of good and not so good" luck. Learn

an eye to windward, for safety's in take advantage of the propitioun nake. You have boundless nervous times and Le low when things seem high to be at sixes and sevensi November And ey

and March should be montius

nchleve your best which you can succem, Begin or Balth an objective marrare times. A at those consummated at this time, also would prove an exceptionally happy one,

ambitions. You want to be at the top and intend to get there if you ponsibly can. The chances are you will, but the road may not be an easy one. You are not a strong, and physically, ax you mislit bo should guard againn over doing things. Learn to take adequate Une out for proper relaxation.

To find what the stars have la store for loniurrow, rulect your birth- day star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday

You are fond of people, have great deal of faith in the ultimate your daily gulde.

CAPRICORN

SATURDAY, JANUARY 10 (Dec. Jan, 20)

Be diplomatio 12 you get uncon Nciously involved in an argument. Don't, whatever you do, take nides,

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, 19)- Accept or grant no favours this day, for some to be self-reliant and depend on no one.

(Feb. 20.Mar. 20)- PIACED Finial the job. today but postpone Martins & new one until ster of next week, perhaps

ALLET (Mar, 21-Apr.

for the detalls of a contract, Put all important detalls in writing,

CANCER (June 22-July 23) Don't Inok-on-the-dark side of things today and avoid paying any allention to idle gomip.

LEO (July 24-ARE 24) - Concentrate on the Job at hand and than it efftelently before going on to anything else."

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Bept. 23)- 20) Stop worrying over things that may

your troubles.

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spades, and East was equally sure to win a trick with the king of hearts, Down one.

the South should have read

singlelon opening lead as without the slightest difficulty. The correct play to win the Arst trick with the ace of dia- monds, and to follow with the ace of spades and the ten of

in order spades

to get the trumps out without delay,

West's best defence is to take the second trump, with the king and to return a heart. Dummy wins with the ace of hearts and draws the last trump with the nine, The nine of diamonds is then led from dummy, and South must be prepared to let this ride for a finesse It East plays low.

When the hand is played in this way, South loses one spade, diamond, one heart, and one thus making his contract.

ne courageous, calm and determined never be. Get busy and forget about VCARD Senden ♦

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TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-

moming. It two Make peace this friends show signs of disagreement. It will be rewarding for you.

GRAINI (May 22-June 21) Don't rely toù múch on your memory

DUMB-BELLS

THERE'S GOING TO BE TROUBLE, DOWN AT THE BUTCHERS HIS WIFE JUST HAD A BABY GIRL AND HE'S HADA

#BOY WANTED " SIGN IN THE WINDOW FOR WEEKS,

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By E. GIZE

Black, 6 pieces.

White, 6 pièces,

White to play: mate in two,

Solution to venerday's

problem...

LIBRA (Sept.

Things may not work out exactly as you wish them 10, but there's change for the better in alght.

УСОПРО (Oct. 24-Nov. ZZ** De time and labour-saving in all you attempt today. There's a lot to do and top few hours to do it in.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 21-Dec. 22)—— If you ask for a favour from the one In charge today, you stand a good chance of receiving

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MAY or sedate. Kull for winter or spring, cocktails wopping. the deceptively sim. ple "black went

'sible Badveless middy |«KET lined with striped taffita, collar is match. The dress has a long sip far- tem The collar can be tied in many ways tka stripes are black pale blue gold dusty pink. (To the hope soon.1

The dress poople give a preview of their ideas for 1953

IGNORING the ground, frost and holly in the windows recently, London's Wholesale fashion houses have been looking ahead to spring. And their collections show that women's clothes In the pre-Coronation months will take the line: "New ideas--but no New Look."

Best of the ideas are:

*

INTERCHANGEABLES — three-and four- plece suits that look like rent dresses and suits in their own right and not like "separates."

REVERSIBLE jackets, DETACI" ABLE cowis, CONVERTIBLE collars and CIRCULAR stoles that give scope to ring the changes on one outfi

Here is a summing up of the spring outlook! LENGTH-about the same as last ven:. Paris showed a lower hemlinė last summer, but in London only a few formal dresses are an inch

Balict-length

is out, LINE.- The shoulderline is very low and

longer

very

gofl-no padding. The loose middy llue holds its own für jüektets; for dresses has been adapted to look less like maternity out. i is tight, bust-waist-and hip-hugging; often draped, tucked or embroidered down to the hips. The hipline is important for day and evening year. Julting pockets, sashes arid one-sided drapes emphasise it.

SAT ON LAP OF A QUEEN

Are

SKIRTS are silli penell sin .but even smart suits have a little picat at the back. There fewer side-allis. Summer frocks have wide skirts usually, and evening gowns for formal wear buve crinolines, worn over nylon hoops, or flowing soft skirts cut with plenty of

rose coloured tweed curling a rehearsal of the private AKRON, Ohio.-News re- when he sat in the lap of an "I was a year old at the time fashion show given by the

the other British queen - Victoria. Pelley says. "The Queen fre-' Incorporated Society

ports on plans for of

visited suburban retired quently The London-born,

material. coronation of Queen Eliza- London Fashion Designers at Claridges Hotel, Londori beth next year remind 82. brickmason, sald the story was Creighton and used to love to

BODICES are his mother who play with us children. She lifted

softly draped. recently.

year-old George H. Petley of

NECKLINES become soft. For mal summer dresses have 'low childhood experience Victoria's friends.

scooped necklines-but only the very young or the very beautl- ful can wear this style..

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AND GIRLS'

Want to Join the Circus?

-If You Can Walk on the Ceiling, You're in!-

By MAX TRELL Q-The bidding has been:

KNARF, the shadow-boy with East South West North 3 Hearts ?

the turned-about name, came in- to the room and immediately You,

hold: Spades stood on his head. South, K-Q-J-7-3-2, Hearts 5-4, Dia monds A-9, Clubs K-8-0. What do you do?

A-Bld three spades. This is a

Usually Knart's sister Hanid didn't pay too much attention to

what her brother did. But she

was quite surprised (to say the

slight stretch, since your hand least) to see him standing on his will take only seven tricks ahead. best. However,

cannot You afford to pass so good a hand and thus put the entire burden of competition on your partner.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding

is the same as in the question just answered. You. South, hotd: Spades A-K-Q-J-9-3-2, Heart 4, Dia- monds A-9, Clubs K-J-0, What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

CIRTELLIGENCE TEST.

THE HORNETS ON TOUR

By T. O. HARE NOW that the rugger HRÁBOJ operied (WTITES Dick Dodgham, the well-known serum-bit) "you may, like to produce Test based on our lour fast year,

We toured in the vacation --the Hornets I'm referring to --Will the usual - quaIR, Of reserves. Everyone wanted to play in the frst match, and our Cipulo good-asturedly decided to award the But two placon by lot. Now the Horneta are all either Chxford or Cam- bridge men, Before the draw "someone said:gu What's the chance that both names drewn are those of Cambridge mon7.1 worked it out. BONE the shower was. Nine to one

thing of that? ·

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"Well," said Mr Punch as he settled himself down in his chair for a comfortable talk, 'fl this happened quite a long time ago when I was a boy. I very much Knarf said: "I'm going to join wanted to join a circus, just as a circus."

Knarf does now. I had been to

"What's that it?" asked General Tin.

got to do with the circus several times, und 1 had seen the acrobats and the But I "You can't jola a circus unless clowns do their tricks. you can do tricks like standing never saw any of them walk on

a celling." on your head.”

At this Mr Punch laughed. Everyone in the room agreed standing on your head is no that they had never seen any- trick, Knorf, I mean, it's no re-. one walk on a celling either. markable trick. Anybody with

a head can stand on it I he. "But dies walk across a celling tries hard enough. The real

Mr trouble at all," Punch said. "They walk across

She wasn't the only one who trick is to stand on the coiling.". With no was surprised.

So were Punch, Teddy, the stuffed bear, Kaur immediately got down a celling as easily as we walke General Tin the fin soldier, the

"Know?!" said Hanid.

"Standing on your head is no trick." Mr Punch ald to Knarr,

SHOULDERS in 1953 must be covered, oven: If it is only with a two-inch shoulder-strap, a met bolero, or a stole or cowl Ito match the frock.

TENT COATS are out-the more becoming, straight swag- gger is in.

Ruth Miller

Chicken Fried Maryland Way

be

Fried chicken con quite special when fried the Maryland way.

Today's Dinner

Fruit Balod Maryland Fried Chicken Paralied Cream Sauce Southern Spoon Bread Fried Tomatoes Asparagus on Toast Rice Pudding

Coffee

Ten

Milk

All Measurements Are Level",

Recipes Serve Four

Maryland Fried Chicken

Soparate a 3-1b. all-purpose chicken into sections for frying as follows: Cut off the legs and wings; separate the breast from the back and cut into two par- tions. Dust with 1/3 e, enriched flour and 111⁄2 tsp. salt.

Reat

until hot

deep

fat

canary, the cat, the coldfish and off his head and sat himself down across a floor. I decided to And

in front of Mr out how they did it." Poob Pooh the poodle. They all on, the floor

to walk across the celling?' And,'enbugh to brown a bit of bread. stood and stared at Knari, Punch: "Is that true, Mr Punch?

"How did you find out, Mt much to my surprise, it flow down In 1 min, or 350 F. In this wondering why he was standing Can you join a circus if you can.

Punch?" asked Hanid, laughing, close to my ear and whispered try the chicken about 25 min, on his head instead of on his walk on the celling?"

to me how It did it,

or until light brown. Drain on, feet.

"Certainly" sold Mr Punch. "Did you ask any

No Room for Files crumpled paper towels, Moan "They'd take you in a minute.

Mr Punch nodded. "My dear,

time, prepare paralled cream, They took me, my boy. I walked

"You can imagine how delight- gravy. Pour over the chicken; Have to Do Tricks On the celling and they took me you guessed it. That's exactly

what I did. There it was, right ed I was the next at brice."

miqule to In my own room where I was jump off my bed, run up the wati garnish with parsley sprigs. "Yes?" sald Kaart, talking

This was surprising news, lying on the bed, walking across unit walk quickly peross the Paralled Cream Gravy: To`l from down near the floor.

So I Everybody in the room demanded the ceiling over my head.

Fly. Cling, the Ald it fine,"

the other whole milk or light creem, wall. "Why are you standing on your to know how Mr Punch had called up to that fly.

the add 1 tbsp. butter and 4 c. head?"

managed to walk on the celling. Bald to it, how do you manage friendly fly told me. But please, chopped parsley. Simmer about 11 cald, 'don't tell anyone else. 3 mia. Then add 1⁄2 tsp. salt -If you do, it said, everyone will and 1⁄2 tsp, pepper,

be walking on the 'celling and there won't be any room for us fles! So I promised the fly not to give away its secret of how to walk on the ceiling.":"

Rupert and the Diamond Leaf-21

Using her little wings za best she can, Lily Duckling works har, way stroes to Rupert, "I've no idea

imagine, Downs below Peukne and Janer in then search for help have found Galer large, but

how we came here so suddenly." " he doesn't seem very surprised.

ahu 'anya breathiessly.** I've always known 1 should fly home day, and I suppose this: is it! But, why you should Oy tos n't

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Heat

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this into the heated -milië, TAGA, others in the room were ex- tsp. salt and 2 thep. butter; tremely disappointed at hearing. that Mr Punch had promised until as thick as much. Cool

e until lukewarm. not to give away the fly's secret of how to walk on tho, coiling,

Meantime, separate 2 eggs. But Mr Punch merely smiled and Whip the white stiff and the Bald: "I'm

I'm sure you can all and yolks until creamy. Beat the dut by just asking the next dy yolks into the cummeal. "Add 1 - that you seeThat's how I

Stop baking powder to the egg - found out. That's how you can whites, then cold into the com- ind out.

But it must have been a very special kind of fly that Mr Punch Butter an 8-insquaro baking. had spoken to because, though dish, Spoon in the mixture. Kment and the others all Bake about 25 min, or unli hurriedly spoke to flies, not one pully and golden brown in ca of the flea would say anything moderate oven; $50+376′′E. but bz-zzz which didn't serve at once in the bakine Imean anything at allf