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"Is HE here yet?"

by GILES

London' Express Bervios

IT'S AN

AWFUL LOT TO

BEVAN

MAI NHOV

of

Ameries has Flinked 'twợ nimes→→→ Devans and Malenkov under the heading News WoWare Not. Glad to 'Hears Auxsety mingles with bow]|derment the impact al diangrecable trenda 'Deltaló "und

Russia

mudled.

SHRUG OFF

E

VEN during the growing domestic uproar of the America. But there aro

Inst, four-week lap of the American presidential whole lot of people In this election campaign-with the Baseball World country who wouldn't find much

to choose between the two. Series going full blast on radios and TV sets Note is taken of Bevan's across the continent for good measure-Americans have statements that he is not anti- been made aware of two unpleasant events abroad,

American-but this is shrugged

One was Aneurin Bevan's spectacular victory at off. He has become a symbol, Morecambe. Tho

other Was the

vicious onslaught by R. M. MacCOLL

against

America,

the warmongering

¡nation," delivered

reporting from Washington

"Не dislikes

tite

United

and a political symbol accepted in the minds of great numbers. of people is dificult to make. over convincingly as last year's hat.

of

One

the reasons why Bovan is regarded with so much

dislike and apprehension by the

in Moscow by Malenkov, cause Aneurin Bevan is our majority of Americans who widely regarded in the public and articulate know his, name because United States, as Stalin'a enemy.

Americans as a whole cannot heir-apparent.

really grasp the notion that they might be disliked, either In- The rumble of newspaper States. He resents the alliance dividually or as a nation, dr comment about Bevan swells between the United States and have their motives impugned. steadily as editors take in Britain should be neutral be beyond comprehension. Thelis Great Britain. He desires that, This seems to them entirely

the full implications of his victory.

America

tween the United States, and God's Own Country, isn't it? Soviet Russia.....

Everything in "Now we face British enmity, and better than anywhere else. is bigger U.S. says...

That is what a Bevanite victory "Maybe the British are out (in a

a future General Election) ahead on jets right now-but ONE leading article in all

could

we'll soon cotch up.") the string of Hearst Note the article makes it The American Way. of Life is newspapers was

that headed: cicar

Bevan sccks a "Another U.S. defeat," and

"neutralist" position. But others. Surely accepted as the most glitteringly successful in the are quick to point out that his whole world, isn't it? said:

Well, whole

political approach has the then. How can anyone in his "The Bevanite victory in effect, whether he deplores it

start criticizing?. If he BODSOS the British Labour Party's or not, of bringing ald and does he must be just an ornery national conference is very

comfort to the Communists.

So the influential San Fran- troublemaker of some sort for important from the cisco Chronicle, In a restrained

example, Bevan. standpoint be- and thoughtful editorial, also Worriers

American

Sitting on the

TN one little bit of his dreary, five-hour speech Malenkov appealed for now Russian writers and satirists. He said: "It would be incorrect to think that our Soviet reality does not provide material for satire.”

It would also be incorrect to think that any Russian writer could satirise the Soviet reality and live.

Therefore his appeal may be for foreign writers. In other words, it may be a sly, underhanded Russian way of at last accepting my offer to write a column for Pravda at 1,000,000 roubles a week free of tax.

All right. Here's the first. We are in Moscow. The war between Britain and America, prophesied by Malenkov, has not broken out. So, to

save

his face, it has to be invented

Rus-

Fence....by

NATHANIEL GUBBINS

"Well, sir.....**

"Answer yes or no, Rover." "Yes, sir,”

and pointy

sounds the

out that

though Bevan

himself cortainly

im

MERICANS, in the mass, the great mass of have very

They

not a Comike munist, yet the net result of people everywhere,

his policy is undoubtedly to help lttle time to worry about what the Communists greatly in the others think of them. struggle for the world.

are too busy earning their own livelihood and living their own dives,

Portent

Those who holiday abroad-- LTHOUGH the Moscow con- excer for the occasional

gress came right on the voyager who feels that some.

visited.

heels of the Morecambe rascally taxi-driver or conniving "You according to police

affair by pure coincidence, yet hotel manager got the better of évidence, wheel marks on tho

an ugly him anancially come home. road show that Mr X was try-many Americans.

portent in the Lact that the

the praises of the foreign ing to pass on the left."

tones of

they "That was because I put my harsh and menacing

Malenkov

should sound. from It all seems to turn out just paw on the wheel, sir.

the Kremlin only a few days like in the travel advertisements "The reason why Mr X's car after the "hostile" Bevan had (and IL too, many. American was trying to pass on the left?", flexed: his muscles so dramati- tourists come back from Britain:

"Yes, sir. That's it, str. All

colly in Britain.. jault, sir."

it is "beautifully.

ומי

"Oh, no, sir. He'r sever wrong sir."

"Just now you said he was trying to pass on the right."

"I was only trying to help Mr X, Hr."

Although it appears that they collision occurred was Mr can choose between Chowing trying to pass the other car on

Donkey Gum Belge,

Gray, the wrong side of the road?" Nightshade Green, Champagne

Mushroom Toast, and

Pink one bewildered girl, who

and read that Sherry is the fashion- able colour for autuma coats, discovered "after trailing round car, which is the proper side to the shops for days that it could pass it!" mean anything from pale belgo "Whichever side Mr X passes to near tan.**

"When a salesgirl described it as Red Tan it is reported. that "this girl's nerves were quito trayed and she blanched at the thought of setting out again in search for accessories,"

Those who remember Mrs Mimin, the glamorous

may

navol correspondent Eliza Nathaniel Cubsky: Two sions are discussing his exdl charwoman whose love letters

once graced this column, like to know that her nerves by the colour are not frayed muddle.

ing despatch.

Gubsky, in Pravila, says that Errol Flynn is in supreme com- mand of the American ficct, ..Who is Errol Flynn?

He' 19

A leader of fashion in her

Is the film actor who won own set, she will be wearing

the war in Burma against the Dustbin Grey this autumn, with Japanese.

I thought we did that. At the time we were destroy Ing the Germans single-handed, Inventing the jet cigine, and the atomic bomb. We can't do everything.

Hearthstone coloured acces- sorics, and a Nourishing Stout black toque

trimmet with Pickled Pork Pink bow.

*

For evening wear she has chosen Washing Up Water

I thought we could. In Ad- Belge, with shoes to match, miral Flynn winning?

"When you are overtaking a

it, sir."

Is the proper side on the right or the left. Rover?"

"The right, sir."

"Are you stating on oath that Mr X overtook the car on its right? Be careful what you say, Rover,"

saying that

blame).

If this Boyan, they say to quaint," we have only our own one another, should ever get to travel advertisements to

But

in contrast to the ordinary power and lead Britain into the paths of withdrawn neutralism citizen, the men at the top in

América then-however much he may

do worry. They worry "In trying to help Mr X you insist that he personally hates constantly and fiercely. They

dan Communists and Communism are increasingly and passionately... have convicted him of gerous driving and made him the threats and menaces uttered sensitive to foreign opinion and ilable to a fine of 220." by Stalin's hoir will become that they strive to see ourselves as

"But I was driving. Convict much more serious,

9thers seo ug me, sir."

There can, so think Americans, The State Department and its Ibe no real neutrals in the Important offshoot the Voice of "You have also committed gigantic struggle now going on America maintain teams of! perjury. But as you are only between Communism "and the experts who are for ever probing two years old that will be over-West.

and exploring the foreign mind looked. And stop crying, Rover. Next case, please,

-{London Express Service)

As far as Americans are con- and its reaction to the United cerned Malenkov is a violent States. and outspoken enemy

JOHN GORDON'S COMMENT

WE ARE BECOMING

BECOMING

21

FOND OF THE SOFT

For

of

TOO LIFE

Pithy book

DROBABLY the State De

partment men are told that

a "roading must" for them is a plthy book recently published in America entitled "Is Anybody! Listening?"

magazine

of

end-

Backed by the editors of a famous for its work in research, the author spent two years inspecting American big business methods. His researches into "How we try to communi- cate our way

life to foreigners turned up a lot of charlatanry, some, colossal waste and a ripa insult to the Intelli- London. allowed to interfere with your among his flock-I accept as on

gence of human beings. authority on religious standards. Asks the author: "What is Ywant to go to

YOUNG men, I read, don't comfort.

I suppose there is some sort When he officiates at Mass, he our alm? Friendship? Το sea of happiness in that kind of has the ceremony televised and many Americans this is and long, Soop Sud Yellow

is the nowadays because it takes existence, but I am glad I was filmed.

all. And nothing has done us He has won the Brst round gloves. by firing bales of American

them away from the tennis born before the idea developed. His view is that it does not more grievous harm-for we are comics at the British fleet in-

will club. What an ago we live

I was lucky enough to matter in the slightest whether offended terribly when love is learn stead of shells, The British be a touch of "Meet Mo

that the greatest joy the solemn ceremony is seen by not forthcoming from others int

life is doing a job with all your sallora

any* were at

de night In Dreamland," the per-

Shopgirls want the shops shut heart-beiter if you can than a lounger at a bar or a man. "It is quite impossible, fume that still rouses the alum-

We moralised.

have only so that

anyone else has ever done it... sprawling in comfort in his home. India; since their departure the bering beast within Bar George inconveniently early,

they can go out on the razzle- even if it involves, as it often What matters is that somewhere British, who

The domin No. The cunning British ad- Bumbling the village

nover gave' a dazzle. Elizabeth Allan with will, applying yourself to it a soul may be touched. miral knowing the American man.

draws her glamour from tele widle others play.

I RECOMMEND that view. to

whether anyone liked them or Beet is dry, sent his Fleet Air

our obstructionists.

not, have become increasingly vision because she finds Sunday

popular, while we,

who Arm to drop bottles of alcohol

Four. by parachute on the American

work tiresome.

best to expedite their ships. So the Americans are 'too happy to fight anybody. Then the war is over? No. Admiral Flynn then fired a salvo of cuties, or pretty

· American girls, at the British *hips..

Are they defeated?

,י

“But ore „mog ali dead?

once

the'

Very much alive. Women have been fired from cannona before,

But this is not tear.

Gubsky says it is not war yet because the crown and the

cutles are visiting each other's

Behind her ears .there

TO-

handy

Dog in Court

The woman, accused of a motoring offence, who said to a pollceman: "I havo plenty of witnesses,

I havo my dog for one,", raises the question: "Would a dog be a good or bad witness if doggles could speak?"

67

magistrate. OUR name is Rover?" ask-

*"yes, sir,” said the dog, y

"And you are owned by "Mr

in

a new

NEXT June, we crow

Queen. A Queen of youth

the club dinner-

way.

aro

only to look at

Ald

ecoming up

I hope if ever she has to carry luggage train on a Sun- day, as I to often, 869 tired, as lovely as a rose, as bright as Riple we picked unhesitantly popular.

The fruits of leadership do weary women doing, she won't spring morning,

Far more than any other as the most fascinating news of not necessarily include love grumble because the portera now prefer to withdraw their, monarch in our history she will the week the announcement that and we would do well to include

the Scottish women doctor who that fact in our stride. services on Sundays from the be the People's Queen..

has - married, And for the first time, in all became a

a man

Yes; It is still tough at the public which pays them, just as

We discussed the mystery of top, for nations as well as In- history, by the miracle of our it

pays here

not merely th000

BUCH

transformations.

dividuals; Krejt And I hope neither she nor television,

The strangest thing," and the privileged by birth or precedent if the the porters will" grouse

-but All electricians who maks

her people can be with doctor among us "is that no such it

pleasuró porable for them to cook, their hor in the Abbey on that solemn change has ever been known to

day

take place in any animal, of meeting Mr Bevan, and 1 mesis, keep their homes lit and

But sonte

me of those old mosa although birds, Insects, and

have no way of knowing what werm, and evon switch on this

brains, who can never see good oysters change their cer, as well is really In his mind. 1. cen rodio, the telephone, operater in anything new, are trying to the police who protect

homes and their Ulves, the put their foot on that,

Reminder HAVE never had the

"May; such a person may thinks is in his mind AVAI

ships and having all-night "yes, sir. And proud of it, parties. He says the only too, sir.”,

And would Uke, 161 chance of a Aght is in the "You were sitting beside Mr busmen, the barman in the pub, THEY BAY how shocking to with the expectation of having

asked.

all those who may, fend remind morning' when they all feel X when his car was involved and the little girl in the teashop suggest that the Queen shall be children?" he

THERE HAVE Bon case he to make hasty judgments on the -rather, Irritable.

in an accident7"

decide that Sunday la to be their televised at the solemn moment

of Communion. To be seen by replied, "of women whose transstrength of a distasteful? "Yes, sir. But it wasn't his day off as well

or pathop Fashion note

fcult, str.!!

carpet slippers, - amokius reversed by medical treatment, a

Sound-voiced "Why wasn't it; Rover?" "Becuuas, he's never at fault, are becoming so fond of the cigarettes, perhaps even having a marrying, and having children. Amaricans are not imperialis CCORDING ⠀ to the fashion. He's perfect, strand.

"But there are no records of do not bloodthirstly, Book awar poft life that a job is now, guise of beer. What a desirae marely something, you do to ten of zelfion! ****and any woman who changed into withs Rumia," but would nows, "women erd every-

man" und "married, cover narje, knything -- to attain where exasperated by the great We are dealing with facts, get money to spend in your 1 suggest they consult the; à colour, middle;

Rover, not opinions. Before the spare time. It must never be Pops, whom although I ans nor, becoming a father,"

honourable pes90,

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