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THE CHINA MAIL, ⠀⠀ FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER · 26, ⠀, 1952.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Let the Other Guy Do the Dirty Work.

THE

By OSWALD JACOBY

annual Intercollegiate bridge tournament has be- come a fixture on the national sceno, and I for one am heartily in favour of it, A couple of thousand college man and women

nd com enter this competition each year, thus practising one of the fow intercollegiate sports that they will continue to play when they have finished their studies.

The hand shown today was played by all the student in the Bral round of this year's tournament. It helped separate the shero from the goats the players "who by angling out were unart enough to let the other fellow do the dirty work.

The play to the firat three tricks Invariably the site, was almos Dummy took the ace of clubs, and then Bouth took the age and king of trumpi,

South was usually disappointed to

find that he had to low a trump trick, for now he could afford to lose only one sonde trick. The poor

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"demonstra'ien show specially Unproductive visit designed to sell British goods in

one North America" reminds that singing M.P.s (and singing mice for that matter) have played all too small, a part in the export drive.

BAT MAW

the AT. nign, WAN Burmese busines

Jargo conducted rostula

дуга yesterday. On being factory shown on enormous lorry-tyre, ho We have smalior wald: "In Burma

liebella. That one ought to savo an elephant from drowning." It was explained to him that this was not n lifebell but a motor-tyre, Ire sentine replied, "Then if the car falla

the water, who thrown this tyre to

Bouth The Interpreter, the occupants?" ilke the idea of

confused

by matter Tut-Tuit, uning art and culture to

The officials dianity to a campaign for selling translating the Burmese word for

tyre a blood-orange. electric fog-horns ar roller-skates to

whispered together for a moment, the farners of the Middle West. If

and finally smiled, and gave in.

Whether the American will be Impressed by the choice 01 коля in this case Is doubiful. I have never the old nought of drewing-room! ballads full of pap. pin, and dyra, ing

But, anyhow.

bend

The

Cabinet Minister could be in duced to sing "Where My Caravan Ifa Rented" at an export Dansant, lite potential Arab clientele would be in the bag.

Let's get together COULD Dat

the British Council devise a scheme for sending a choir of M.Pa to sing the "Hiawatha" oratorio in Japan? Sample ballers could be given away after each

The shocked politicians

Into

people

constituted ATORMALLY

like to see the young enjoying

while ilemecivek

they can. But the nowadays. especially spectacle of the debutantes dancing and going to theatres and parties is too much for rome of the pott!- clans Grubby bohemian orgien, It you like, but not thete partieri

YOUR BIRTHDAY

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Both sides vul,

West North

East

Pass 24 Pars. Pask Pass Opening lead-K

players promptly tackled the spades. hoping to find the jack of spades in the East hand.

The usual method was to lead u ard then spade to dummy's king finese the ten of spades on the way buck. This plan failed, for West look two spade tricks and a dlitb, after which East was sure to set the contract with his trump trick.

The correct plan was followed by large mumber of college experia South Lakes the three diamonds, ending in his own hand, and leads a club. West mut take the jack of clubs and continue the suit, where-

By STELLA upon South rufis the third round of

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your thinking and not ingilted follow others. You might introduce world A new cult to the Wester whereby your fame might long out- live you.

You have a strong attractions for members of the opposite sex and probably will have several opportu nities to wed, You are fond of hav- ingy children around you and will

clubt.

South now leads a trump. giving East his Augen. At ils point. Easi inust tackle the spades, since a diamond return would give declarer highly useful rust, and stuff. When East lends a low spade, South plays low, and West's Jack is trapped.

West can take his ace of spaden, giving South the king and queen; or he can play the jack to force out dummy's king, after which South's queen-ten are equals.

be happiert. if you have a large VCARD Sensel

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 BORN today, you have a tremen. You see doux stare of energy. things through to a glorious finish. Stanetimes, however, & takes a lot to get you moving! You have wide interests and often find it. dificult thing as a to sello on any one direct objective. There is deeply spiritual side to your nature, which may only those closest to you realise. This, however, is nicely to influence. your life. You may talk much about it, but it is there. fand of travel and You are very probably will want to see most of the world during your lifetime. You have a talent for the written word and probably would be able to make "a" sucessful career in writing. You are likely to be especially interested in the philosophies of the Far East and might become an authority, You are something of a pioneer in

not

family of your out You under- sland them and they seem to know it. Since you are conative to your environment, you will be happy only It is congenial one. If not, endure it. Change to some- don't thing you do like.

To and what the stars have in store for tomorrow, select your. birthday stor and read the corres pending paragraph. Let your birth. day star be your daily guide.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27

24-Oct.

(Gxpb. LIBRA Letter-writing may be a chore, but

You must 1: is somethin neglect. This is a good a time as anyt

out for recres Mon,

GEMINI

23)- Sab. ix finished, you can take time 22-Juna 21)-- Gossip can't hurt you if you ignore untrue. Don't let it make it when you unhappy. Diregard it.

(June 22-July CANCFIL

possible get out into the If at all country: Either participant or spee tator sports should prove relaxing.

East Booth Redouble

Q-The bidding has been:

West

North Diamond Double You, South, hold: Spades J-7-6-3-2. flearis 7-3-3, Diamonds 3-4, Clubs 0-5-2. What do you day

A-Pass. There is no need to bid one space and thus prevent your partner from bidding one heret You are willing enough to accent any rescue that your partner. happens to

run to.

TODAY'S QUESTION

WOMANSENSE

Gowns For Holland

Chosen by the young Ihutch designer Herbert Blden five of Britain's profilest society girls are to go to Holland to show some of his latest creations. The girls, wearing some of the gowns they will model are: Miss. Serena Sheffield wearing "Six-o-Clock", a woollen cocktail dress with taffeta drape; Miss Mary Williamson in "Westminster", a pink satin even-

horsehair flowers: ing dress with black zegune and

Mirs

Michael Beverne in "Fifty Percent", a black and white jersey evening dress with rhinestone bell; Hun. Sally Anne Vivian wearing "Debutante, a cocktail dress with white grosgrain top: and Margaret skirt and striped gold and white lame Anne Ducane in "Peacock", a purple velvet evening dress with detachable green sleeves and drapery, ́

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The Glamorous Singer. Advises ax

The Glamour-Seeker

"Don't follow fashion: keep

your

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By: MARILYN MARSHALL

mind"

•Ass good,” long, erliteal look "I know that this the way a good, and domestle'matoriul before

in wearability a full-length"mirror a woman can do best by her which is honest *'at... feast'' twien A year. appearance; I have tried 'if' and'nt design. We in this country That's?! Gladys Swarthout's 1 know how it works,

nye making beautiful dress stung advice to the glamour-seeker She is positive that basically and from these materials the wholesalers are creating roi the most of her It doesn't matter. whether who'd make good ---- and bad — polnis.

woman.can.lavish more or less markably good looking dress.

all these well-cut, în- a year on her wardrobe... There NE of the most beauti- still are certain fundamental telligently-designed clothes each Delget the par dressed rules, which apply squally and woman must,

and

which cannot, be ignored if you tleular garment which is most groomed women about New are to bo well dressed and complimentary to her general. York has evolved such a more important, well groomed.. makeup. That's where the pro soundphilosophy

The glamorous Miss Swarth-fits from those critical sessions" making the most of one's out is extremely realistic, She with the full-length mirror.

in effect:. The basic looks with all kinds of BAYS..

Accessory rule clothes budget difference in a money or practically nono resolves itself into a question of

10 fully

her.

about

Miss S., hold, true, for ac that you will want to know where you buy your clothes and The same rules, malatains what the premium mark-up",is, cessories of which hats, are whether it be from an interna- the Inost dangerous!" You glance through the adver- This is Gladys Swarthout, the tionally celebrated designer, an com-

and tisements

your кус singer, almost as famous for her expensive custom shop, a

caught by a model who appearance as for her really parably expensive department thrilling voice, and why quickly store, or frem one of the unsung looks mest alluring in a bla

and almost

unnamed shops cartwheel; but if you aren't her. and clearly established the con- which carry well-cut, inexpen type, that same cartwheel could nection between common sense and the art of being well turned out. But let hor speak for her-

sive clothes.

She points cut that there is a very high price affixed first to the name; second, to the ma terial,

to

accentuate your horizontal an unkind measurements degree.

"Keep your own type in mind; "I think that every woman, at

don't

talk yourself into the Ienal twice a year, should stand

The girl who must dress on

purchase of a hat just because before a full-length mirror with

someone else Just one purpose in mind: to low budget will eliminate the it is perfect for teke a good, long critical look at name "but she cannot eliminate and don't let the salcegirl lure. what she sees, and to analyse quality in the material!" Along you into buying some model.that her bad points and her good with the magical name of the looked wonderful on the bank-

famed designer, the lavish spen, er's polats.

you are very tired or Then she can plan her ap- der may take her choice of pearance and she can make so finest silics, satins and brocades;, in a great rush to get on

alse, skip all the hly something the bad ones get lost! Every that Imitations of these thing she buys to put on her expensive materials are ugly and millinery. If you are thinking back and everything she does "they do not have the wearable about how tired you are or how

Boon you with her hair or makeup should quality which is an implicit be according to her own, per- quirement in the buying of any town, you may walk

little number one,and no dress," sonal plan, and no

If Gladys Swarthout WCTO passing fad should be allowed to interfere with her own good shopping for those of you on a shouldn't careful budget, she would pick The hats Judgment.

to

much of her good points that the other girl must highly shopping, but particukLY ON

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16 THE WORD ALL RIGHT!

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Ever Ride on an Iceberg?

far from the ship when I sud- denly spied à polar bear. He was standing on top of a high ice-mountain. He was still tor

far

away for me to shoot at

Mr. Punch Did and with a Polar Bear Tool-

hunting for whales. We chased him, so I began creeping toward By MAX TRELL

him, making as little noise as one for miles and miles...

I was putting my gun up and And then we got stuck in the laking, alm-when all at once blamonds 9, 0.032 Hearts 7.3.3 66MR PUNCH," said Hanid to way up toward the North Pole. I was quite close to him

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered, You, South,

21) 6-4, Clubs K-5-2. What do

LEO (July 24-AUE- 23)- Don't rush things. They'll turn out better if you let them go along at their normal pace just now. VIRGO (Aug. 24-Nept.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Spend your evening relaxing at the theatre, a concert or a good flim. You've earned it after a busy week. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 213- Don't neglect your wardrobe. He- plenish now for the coming win fer months. Find good bargains.

CAPRICORN (Dee. 21-Jan. 20)- Don't take on too many obligations A romantic day for you 'you want today. You can crowd your time it. Don't try so that nothing is done effectively.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Fib. Worry beverbelped mything. Keep routine. You with regular busy won't have time for needless fears.

20) 20-lar. PISCES (Feb.

22)

to work; make it

pomt to get much needed relaxa

15tion,

a day in which you should Titis i

alficult task concentrate on some

and get it done right.

ARIES (Mar.

21-Apr. 20)- Just be patient if things seem to be moving more slowly then you might Wish,, Make each step a move für. ward.

21)- 21-May'

TAURUS (Apr. Wark comes first today. When your

INTELLIGENCE TESTA

MARTINGALE

By T. O. HARR

THAT OF TOUR

was an interesting

Sam Marturie

writes

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four chape who each named his horse after one of the atter thres will doublon trained one ofcall

encl

the other horses neither his own property nor his wil namo iate and, bosily rode in a race, in which all four horses competed the animal which Was neither owned by him. trained by him, or bis, name

three of my friends and i tickled by this set up Were #wranised a similar ·

My

that expertment of our own friends ads, I should to you are stock. Grupper and tairsh, A to the race which we

Babich we won by

named site, me) Liza z pirisprake of Petock's horse

the horse Portoc

he home belonging prained by Pet-

to kleth, and EDE TECCIONAME

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her old friend who was quietly reading a book by the open window, "did you ever sco an Iceberg?"

"Eh?" What's that?" said Mr Punch, looking up with a smile. "Did I ever see on ice-what?"

"An Iceberg." "Oh!"

Dld you?"

Mountain of ice

ice.

"Well, my dear, continued 1 heard a tremendous noise. It

The Acc.

Mr Punch, "I don't know sounded like hundreds of peals whether you've ever been stuck of thunder all together. in the ice up near the North next second the whole Pole. But it's very uncorn fort mountain shook and threw me able. There aren't any houses. flat on my face,

Alarming Thing

There aren't any grocery stores where you can buy food. There aren't any stoves or radiators "When I got to my feet again, to keep you warm, There is I nothing but fee, and ice, and more Ice."

•

Mr Punch shut his eyes, as "My goodness; I'm glad I'm though trying to remember not stuck in the ice at the North whether he had or not. Present- Pole!"

answered: "Why, yes; ly he come to think of it, I have. You mean a mountain of ice-floating In the occan, don't you?"

Hanid said that was exactly what she menat.

"Yes indeed! And I not only saw an iceberg, I actually rode on one."

Wasn't That Lucky

discovered that an alarming thing had happened! The whole. ice-mountain had broken away, from the rest of the ice and we were now floating in the water, pushing all the rest of the ice

ro-

Mr Punch and the polar bear, sat back-to-back on the ice-

berg.

even know in which direction to

Out of the way. The Ice- swim.

"Well, we doated on and on, mountain had become an ice-

for borg!"

days and days. And then I began to notice something. The the iceberg was starting to melt. It was becoming smaller and smaller.

You see, we were floating south all the time, and the weather was getting warmer and warmer.

at

"I am, too," agreed Mr Punch,

"And what happened to "But

wasn't I

that lucky. polar bear?" Hanid asked. Finally I told my shipmates that I would climb of the ship

"He

to didn't seem mind and look for some food for us being

the on

Iceberg to eat. I thought perhaps. I could shoot a seal or a polar all He Just kept sitting quietly bear. So off I went, with my at the top of it, while I sat, "You rode on one, Mr Punch!" as best I could over the slippery get off, and get back to my ship from the polar bear as I could,

gun over my shoulder, walking very unquietly, at the bottom, wondering how I was ever to

"I tried to keep as far away "It happened quite long ago, - ice.

again. I couldn't jump off and and the polar bear tried to keep was much as far away from me as he

I almost forgot. But I rode on

Noithor Likad the Other

one all right. You see, I was a "I must have walked for an swim. The water 'saljor

on a ship. We were hour or two at any rate, I was too cold-and besides, I didn't could, for, neither of un ilked

Rupert and the Butterflies-14

A length Rupert gives U UD.mêtrumenta je pomia to something

**I couldn's smell anything out on the common and it's the same here." he says. What acent should there be ?*****1' haven't the least den **: taught "the old Professor, Come and I'll try to

boding in a glam-veisel in iny Experiments accidently tound an essence, ritat has tarrific smell.", he ways, but for some reason our hoses cais mellit." Then how

do you know there's a "ameli at

Oli explain the mystery,” Leading the will?) ask Rupert more purited

way into a rooms full of arrange run ever.

NO. 14

Rupert

in the Tree Tops

the other. But as the iceberg

kept

getting smaller Cond

amaller, we kept getting closer and closer. At last it was no bigger than the top of a tablóf":

"Oh! What did you do?!: Ferjed Hanld...

have to be across

sec

out

with a that miss you afterwards, whether you

1 psychiatrist. women Łuy under those conditions are the ones tho carloonials draw upon for their Jokes,

Hat tip

And here is another

buying tip straight from me to you: Go alone to do this shop- Koing what even your best friend likes on you may, actually, be what sho would buy for herself.

But back to Gladys Bwarth- out! Hold on to your critical sense of what. la right for you for all your clothing and all your grooming. Pancake make up? Perhaps but perhaps just a touch of lipstick is all the gilding needed for your delicate features and fine aldn. And your new hairdo? Well, be- fore you fall for the latest, newest style, just give a swift thought to some of the girls who sheared off, their locks to copy Mary Martin's revolution- 10 ary crew cut. And it was charming on Mary Martin.

Women celebrated for, their chic appearance, don't slavishly "follow" fashion. They express it subtly but they practise the principle suggested by Miss They plan their Swarthout:

And they get appearance. styles!

Lovely Lingerie

BY GRACE THORNCLIFFE-

Bar Punich shook his head. "The polar bear and I sat back to back, both of us pretending not to notice the other one. But it was no use, The Iceberg became as 'small as the seat of a chair, and there I was, sitting

COTTON is doing quite nicely right in the polar bear's lip!"

Hahld exclaimed in excite in the Ligent department, mont, "And what happened having come far from 7 the

simple titles then, Mr. Punch?

curious, the end seasons': kaòk -- "This one, Mr Punch sadly something

can't seem Atted, through the bustline,

with bité trammed do "remámbor.. must have happened, for here I Lace, with ribbon, run

'of

Has Arrived Jamal muu the polar bear the beading at the Wa

· [pin-tucking-in-ured never did est, moll

And, Mr Punch smiled and bodice, which lagaled *winked.